I convince the police you are a dangerous terrorist wanted dead, not alive, in eighteen countries, because I'm a man who likes things ridiculously complicated.
Wow... that's a really... smooth... neck you have there. Maybe if you can tilt your head to the side... expose it a bit more... maybe I can... have a better look...
Yes. It's... quite smooth... nice little bag of... cruor.
Maybe you can... lean in my direction a bit more? Yes... good child. You are very polite. Now close your eyes... you wont be pleased with what I'm about to do.
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My. I sure am charming. That was the best cruor I've... tasted in quite some time now...
IM NOT LIVING! IM IMMORTAL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *uses godly powers on rebel* HAHAHAHA! *shoots fire out of finger tips* *throws shoe that just caught on fire* MUAHAHAHAHAHA
I dig up Ted12's arm and use it to choke you to death without dirtying my own hands! Except for the dirtying that comes with the whole "holding a severed limb" thing.
I steal my arm back, use my generating awesomeness to reattach it to my body, trap you in a small box, fill it with Joker Toxin, throw said box into the bermuda triangle, and fire a nuclear torpedo at you. I think you're dead now. Then I kick LowMoralFiber for stealing my arm two posts ago
Ooh- someone else posted! I'll be merciful and send you to the magical land of fire and brimstone, where cute little men in red pajamas jam pitchforks up your butt.
I tell Batman that i was framed by Ted12 and that the Joker has broken loose. He uses his Bat-Lie Detector and confirms this. He lets me go and runs after the joker. Meanwhile I figure out Ted12's location and plant a bomb where he can't find it.
Edit: No one has posted here for a while. Does that mean I win?
On the contrary, hell, if I wasn't fireproof I would've burned myself to death ages ago.
*burns whatever is tying him and stabs StrongBrush with a fork repeatedly*
I'm stab proof, too. HELLO? Captain Obvious, Remember? I take your fork and throw in a bottomless pit. With you attached to it. Then I do one of the things I'm famous for... state the obvious. "You are falling to your death. Have a nice Day."
Oh no, you attached me to a fork and threw it to a pit, whatever will I do.
*nothing happens*
Next time you want to throw someone down a bottomless pit at least bother to attach him to something that's actually heavy, like this: *straps a 20 tons weight to StrongBrush's back and throws him down the bottomless pit*
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Bulletproof? How's that fair?
Yes. It's... quite smooth... nice little bag of... cruor.
Maybe you can... lean in my direction a bit more? Yes... good child. You are very polite. Now close your eyes... you wont be pleased with what I'm about to do.
o o
VV
My. I sure am charming. That was the best cruor I've... tasted in quite some time now...
{Wipes mouth with sleeve}
Please watch as i kill u from my base...
Friendship!?! Friendship agian!?
Edit: No one has posted here for a while. Does that mean I win?
*SunnyGuy forgets he was still holding me while he pushed me off. He falls with me.*
*lets go of StrongBrush and lets him fall again*
*sets StrongBrush on fire and kicks him down hard enough to create a crater*
"I'm fireproof. You're not."
*burns whatever is tying him and stabs StrongBrush with a fork repeatedly*
I'm stab proof, too. HELLO? Captain Obvious, Remember? I take your fork and throw in a bottomless pit. With you attached to it. Then I do one of the things I'm famous for... state the obvious. "You are falling to your death. Have a nice Day."
*nothing happens*
Next time you want to throw someone down a bottomless pit at least bother to attach him to something that's actually heavy, like this: *straps a 20 tons weight to StrongBrush's back and throws him down the bottomless pit*