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  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    Granted. You burn your house down.
    I wish I wasn't sick.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Granted u get into a coma but the sickness is cured.

    I wish i had a state of the art pc so i can play new games. :(
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited April 2010
    Granted. You become so addicted to videogames that you become a hermit in your own room, and when you finally look outside everyone is gone.
    I wish I could fast forward to any point in time.
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    Granted. You go so far ahead into the future that when you see it your scared to death and die.

    I wiash I knqeqw hhoww 2 spell.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Granted u learn to spell, but its Cantoness.

    I wish people would stop coming out of the closet, and would get inside the closet!
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited April 2010
    Granted. But...your all alone.......in your own house.......no one to confort you. You then grow weary of yourself, and drive yourself into abosolute insainty, and you roll yourself up into a ball and die.

    I wish I could learn to love again
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Granted u being to love everything. Plants, cars, animals, woman, the sky. But you get arrested for humping on everything u see.

    I wish my sect would give away more money than they already do.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited April 2010
    Granted. They do. But not to you.

    I wish the land is free from pain.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited April 2010
    Granted, the land is free from pain, but the people living on it aren't.
    I wish The Tomb of Sammun Mak and MI2SE were released already.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited April 2010
    Granted, The game gets released and... and...

    Aargh! I can't do it! Any thought of not being able to play episode 2 makes me manically depressed!

    Okay... Granted... But you... can't play it...

    I wish Mike and the Bots are still on TV.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited April 2010
    Me too.



    I mean... Granted, but they get canceled again immediately and their time slot is replaced with a lame reality show.

    I wish I was the world's mightiest pirate.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2010
    Granted. You were the mightiest pirate, but not anymore.


    I wish to have 20 billion dollars.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Granted u get 20 billion dollars, but you found out the money u got it's a bug from the banks. And you really owe 20 billion dollars.

    I wish i could be as awesome and great as Chuck Norris.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited April 2010
    Granted. You're as awesome and great as Chuck Norris, but then Chuck Norris finds you and leeches all your awesome and greatness until he is twice as and you are fail.

    I wish I could type with boxing gloves on.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited April 2010
    Granted. But now people ask you how you do it everywhere you go

    I wish for a watermelon
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited April 2010
    It has Max's Teeth. It devours YOU instead.

    i wish for an unbroken Symbiote Statue of Sam & Max
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
    You get one, but it shatters as soon as you take it out of the box.

    I wish for... WORLD DOMINATION!
  • caeskacaeska
    edited April 2010
    Granted. But Earth is immediately invaded by aliens and they end up using you for their own nefarious purposes and then they discard you when you are no longer needed.

    I wish I was a mighty pirate.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited April 2010
    Granted. After a series of strange events, you find yourself underwater, tied up to a statue, drowning. You died. If only you could hold your breath longer, then you might've survived.

    I wish to remember the alimony goldfishes and no
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited April 2010
    Wish is granted you remember the alimony of goldfishes, but due to this wish we had to sacrifice some information in your brain and you dont know who u are, or whats your name, or where u come from. But HEY YOU REMEMBER THE ALIMONY OF GOLDFISHES!!!

    I wish the next poster below to find a way to restore tredlow's memory!
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    I restore his memory, but only the ones involving you embarrassing yourself (buy some clothes)(please)

    I wish for someone to blank my memory of ^^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    granted, you no longer know the word 'this'. Have fun trying to fit in society.

    I wish I never see another spring as long as I live.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited May 2010
    You feel a great pain in your eyes and blood drippling down your face. Oh dear, it seems you've gone blind. If only you had been more specific with your wish you might have avoided this predicament!

    I wish I could divide by zero.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, you can now write x/0. but as that is still impossible to complete, you create a black hole.

    I wish I knew what the hell "this" means!
  • ted12ted12
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but your friends start calling you a "word nerd."

    I wish for a huge cookie
  • HaydenHayden
    edited May 2010
    The giant cookie comes into existence, but it forms directly on top of you, crushing you under its immense weight.

    I wish the aliens would reveal themselves to Earth.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    Wish already was granted, Aliens where revealed when Hollywood casted E.T. for a performance, the movie turned E.T into a sex symbol in his planet Xargeth in the galaxy Alpha Centauri. Too bad people still think he is a puppet.

    I wish i could have a proof of the fame E.T. reached in his planet Xargeth!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted, you now want to burn your eyes after seeing the Extra Transsexual's junk.

    I wish I now find that there are very good now, yes?
  • ted12ted12
    edited May 2010
    you get a quizzical look-what are you trying to ask for?
    I wish that having an inordinately large vocabulary didn't bug me.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    It doesn't, but someone kills you for speaking with big words because it bugs them.

    I wish I didn't have venetian blinds
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    granted, you are now ostracized by your community for not wanting to help those poor, blind Venetians,

    I wish the trampoline was gone.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited May 2010
    Granted. The trampoline is gone. But not just that trampoline, every trampoline in the world is now gone, vanished into thin air. People who were currently using trampolines are puzzled and cannot comprehend what has occurred.

    I wish people in this thread would stop making silly wishes.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    Granted people start making even sillier wishes! Causing you to drink Tylenol every each time u enter to this thread.

    I wish the next poster below and me would have a relationship and live a happily ever after life!
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but I'm pretty sure we're both men.

    I wish Everlast and I got a divorce
  • caeskacaeska
    edited May 2010
    Granted, however Everlast got to keep the house, the car and all your copies of Sam & Max and Monkey Island. You now have nothing to play and you live out the rest of your days in total boredom.

    I wish the sales tax was 0%.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited May 2010
    This wish becomes true, but unfortunately there's a '1' and another '0' in front of that 0% sales tax.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted, you are now engaged with Adolf Hitler.

    I wish the world went BSHOOO BSHOOO EEEEEE GTRTRRTRT ZAPPO ZAPPO WHOOP WHOOP
  • caeskacaeska
    edited May 2010
    The wish comes true, the world goes BSHOOO BSHOOO EEEEEE GTRTRRTRT ZAPPO ZAPPO WHOOP WHOOP and demands that this be the official langue of Earth. However the strain of learning and pronouncing this language causes your head to explode and your body to deteriorate and crumble into fine dust. Also you die.

    I wish I understood why my stove currently isn't working.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited May 2010
    Granted, know understand it completely, but you don't have a clue how to fix it.

    I wish I am just as cool as everyone else here on the forums.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, you are now a sweating, bloated loser.

    I wish shipping was free from this store. For everything, even prints.
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