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  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited March 2013
    Free waffle sunday become a thing but after giving away 7 billion waffles a week all the governments of the world collapse and lead to starvation across the world

    I wish I was more intelligent
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2013
    Okay. You were more intelligent. You aren't now.

    I wish I wasn't rejected a couple weeks ago.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited March 2013
    Granted You are now rejected months ago.

    I wish that a new 3D Mario game came out which is great but not as great as Mario Galaxy.
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited March 2013
    It's now 2002 and Super Mario Sunshine just released on Gamecube. Have fun living the last eleven years over again!

    I wish I had the ability to communicate with small, furry creatures.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2013
    Granted, but they have to come from Alpha Centauri

    I wish I was Bravoman
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited March 2013
    Granted, you're Bravoman.

    I wish I had magical stretching powers.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2013
    Epic Kiwi wrote: »
    Granted, you're Bravoman.

    Huh, forgot about that.
    I wish I had magical stretching powers.

    Granted, you can stretch out, but not back to normal size

    I wish The next poster had five million bucks
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2013
    Granted. I'm not giving you any handouts though :p
    I wish I could be a pirate
  • WarpSpeedWarpSpeed
    edited March 2013
    Granted, but you suck at insult swordfighting, and other pirates steal your five million bucks.

    I wish all Telltale Games purchases came with free donuts.
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited March 2013
    The donuts are free, but you have to pay for shipping.

    I wish I had a pet ghost.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2013
    Granted, you can't see him or hear him, but all he does is swear at you. Like you'd even know.

    I wish I wasn't
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2013
    You are not. But you also are. And you cause a paradox that destroys the world. Nice going Mr. Wasn't.

    I wish I could slap people through the internet.
  • ParadoxalMindElla1ParadoxalMindElla1
    edited March 2013
    Granted. Everyone slaps you back harder than you slapped them.
    I wish L didn't die in Death note... He's the awesomest anime character ever.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2013
    Granted, the series never ended and it developed arc fatigue because Light and L we're always one step ahead of each other.

    I wish I realised how morbid I Palindrome I was earlier
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932

    Granted. It's even worse than you thought before.

    I wish the forums would revert to the way it was up until the change and that all the freaking trolls would vanish back into their hides-holes, so they can stop bitching and moaning about who dies in what game episode and quit it with the spoilers.

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