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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    Granted. You have a purpose, but you don't know what it is and you never find it.

    I wish that people were less concerned about money.
  • lizbethlizardlizbethlizard
    edited January 2012
    Granted. Now they don't care about money at all and the world is caught in a never-ending finance-crisis which destroys the lives of almost every human on this planet.
    I wish my cookies would taste better.
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited January 2012
    Your cookies are fucking delicious, unfortunately they cause massive internal bleeding. I wish that my food could talk.
  • Unknown
    edited January 2012
    granted, it calls you a fat slutty homo

    i wist that i did not make my previous wish
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2012
    Granted, but you can no longer play M rated games ever.


    I wish I had every game system ever (past, present and future) with every game.
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited January 2012
    Granted, but unfortunately The Legend Of Zelda: The Wand Of Gamelon is included in the every game ever category.

    I wish everyone ate lemons and salad.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited January 2012
    Granted, those who hate lemon and salad goes after you.

    I wish ever fanfiction is canon.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited January 2012
    Granted, but that includes Cupcakes and My Immortal.

    I wish Wile E Coyote would catch the Roadrunner.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited January 2012
    The wish is granted.

    Of course, this also means no more Roadrunner cartoons, which is depressing.

    I wish I could afford laser eye surgery.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    Granted, but it goes incredibly wrong.

    I wish I had more time.
  • Unknown
    edited January 2012
    granted, you go back to when earth was made

    i wish i can get skyrim for free
  • lizbethlizardlizbethlizard
    edited January 2012
    Granted, but you get an arrow in the knee.

    I wish StrongBrush1 wouldn't wish all the wishes I want to wish.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2012
    Granted, he has passed on.

    I wish my wish could be corrupted.
  • Unknown
    edited January 2012
    granted, everything is fine, and then you have a genie flip you off

    i wish i can fix my arrow in the knee
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited January 2012
    Granted, the arrow is now fixed into your knee, and there's no way to remove it.

    I wish I can finish typi
  • divisiontendivisionten
    edited January 2012
    ng. Wish granted, but now your N and G keys are broken on any keyboard you'll ever touch.

    I wish more people would buy my paintings.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2012
    Granted, but suddenly they drop in quality.

    I wish I weren't so shy
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    Granted, you now become the boldest person in the world, and you constantly embarrass yourself by running out of the house buck naked. But, at least you're not shy anymore.

    I wish I could know what it's like to be normal.
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited January 2012
    Granted. Except once you find out, it scars you and you remain a loser for the rest of your life.

    I wish Oprah would be canceled.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    It already has, actually. So, I'll give you that one. You will not be so lucky next time.

    I wish I could actually make videos.
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited February 2012
    Granted. You are now an internet porn star.

    I wish I could fly.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2012
    Granted, but you get airsick very easily, and you lose those powers if somebody tricks you into saying "sbu".

    I wish Homestar Runner would come back.
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited February 2012
    Granted. However, this results in the knifing of the Annoying Orange.

    I wish you would all have a Coke and a smile and shut the **** up.
  • Rabbitpie333Rabbitpie333
    edited February 2012
    Granted, the asterixes shall never speak again, for better or worse.

    I wish to die in my favorite way of death, which is Sam and Max wailing on me with blunt objects while telling me to "stop thinking of violent things". (How can this wish possibly fail?!)
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    Granted, but you still feel the pain. it's very painful.


    I wish my crush hadn't rejected me.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited February 2012
    Granted, you die before you even got to talk to your crush.

    I wish that no child on Earth starves.
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    granted, then every adult starves to death

    I wish there was the perfect game
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    Granted, but it keeps getting delayed, as in order for it to be perfect it needs to be the best everything. the Estimated release date is the day after the world ends.


    I wish I could stop thinking of my ex.
  • Rabbitpie333Rabbitpie333
    edited February 2012
    Granted, Your head explodes.

    I wish today was groundhogs day.
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited February 2012
    Granted, now everyday is Groundhog Day.


    I wish I didn't need to sleep.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    Granted. You still do regularly, you just don't need to anymore.


    I wish I was happier.
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2012
    You make everyone else miserable from your painful level of gleefulness.

    I wish for every single game on Steam.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2012
    Granted, but Steam has decided to throw out it's entire library and replace it with games like ET for the Atari 2600, SuperMan 64, Gyroscope, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, etc. Enjoy!

    I wish more people would comment on my blog.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    granted, it's all flames


    I wish to die and go to hell
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2012
    Welcome to Hell! Here's your accordion!

    I wish for a shiny new trinket.
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    done, it is i cursed trinket

    i wish i would get every bundle ever
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Granted. Except the bundles they give you are bundles of dirty diapers.

    I wish Justin Bieber would shut the hell up.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    granted. The teenage fans all get violent and go after you for making this post.




    I wish everyone else could be happy for their whole life.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Granted. Except everyone who becomes sad or angry is violently executed.

    I wish Monty Python would have a comeback.
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    granted, he sucks now

    i wish that i had and Xbox or PS3
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