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Corrupted Wish

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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited July 2012
    Granted. They all wish harm upon you.

    I wish I could get a Wii U already.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited July 2012
    Granted. It’s broken when it arrives and there’s a dog shit in the box.

    I wish the music industry didn’t suck.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2012
    Granted, but everything else does.


    I wish there was a Plastic Man movie.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited July 2012
    Granted. But the film is even worse than Catwoman.

    I wish I could find inspiration.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited July 2012
    Granted. Your inspiration is Charles Manson.

    I wish haters wouldn’t hate.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited August 2012
    I hate myself now.

    I wish it was physically possible to shit your pants laughing.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2012
    Granted. But the only person who can do it is you. And it happens every time you laugh.

    I wish Noname215 would go away.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited August 2012
    Granted. Another guy sprouts in my place and he annoys StrongBrush1 even more.

    I wish oddabaddabeedabaadaa would spekeldorkinhamingaijen.
  • ParadoxalMindElla1ParadoxalMindElla1
    edited October 2012
    Granted. You're forced to speak like that to the rest of your life.

    I wish there are no trolls on internet.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited October 2012
    Granted. A real troll appears in your living room and eats you.
    I wish Monkey Island was real.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited October 2012
    Granted. It's full of 18-foot tall monkeys that fling their fecal matter at passing ships with unerring accuracy.

    I wish I had a new computer.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited October 2012
    Granted but it crashes a couple of minutes after you turn it on.

    I wish Batman was in Playstation All-Stars.
  • ParadoxalMindElla1ParadoxalMindElla1
    edited October 2012
    Granted. But his design and movement is so bad that kills your every joy of playing as him.

    I wish Sonic team starts making better Sonic games, without adding new characters all the time!
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited October 2012
    Granted Sonic Generations 2 comes out with only classic Sonic & Tails but the gameplay is so horrible that everyone wishes for Modern Sonic and all his friends to come back.

    I wish a Portal 3 was announced
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited October 2012
    Granted, but it's a completely new main character, the Portal gun only shoots one portal, and GLaDOS or Wheatley aren't in the game at all.

    I wish Rocksteady would announce whether they're doing another Batman game or not.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited October 2012
    Granted, they aren't.

    I wish for an interdimensional space from which three times a day I can pull out a perfectly made, delicious, nutritious, non-poisonous sandwich of a size and weight that I can actually hold.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2012
    Granted, but the lock can only be opened with your butt.

    I wish I could just get a job.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited October 2012
    Granted, You get a job at Lucasarts but every time you try to convince people to let Telltale make a Monkey Island game everyone just laughs at you and then one day they say to you ''Sure but we are going to make the game. They then go on to make Monkey Island Kinect which is as crappy as Star Wars kinect.

    I wish they would have made that The Batman Vs Hush movie that was cancelled.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited October 2012
    Granted. In retaliation, The Dark Knight Returns Part 2 is cancelled.

    I wish I had a chicken sandwich with lettuce, onions, swiss cheese, and Texas barbeque sauce, with a tall bottle of Coca-Cola.

    Seriously, I’m really freakin’ hungry right now.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited October 2012
    Granted but the bottle of Coca-Cola has gone flat.


    I wish The Batman & Batman the animated series came back on.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited October 2012
    Granted. They cancel it after one day.

    I wish two plus two equaled four.
  • ted12ted12
    edited November 2012
    O'brien convinces you it is now five and you are subsequently shot by government suits.

    I wish for a shiny new trinket.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited November 2012
    Granted but you drop it in water and it rusts.

    I wish Telltale would make Sam & Max Season 4
  • dustpuffsdustpuffs
    edited November 2012
    Granted. It is released in 2045.

    I wish I had a personal chef.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Granted. He excels in the cuisine of Lost Pacific Island civilizations. Hence, human flesh.

    I wish my dog would stop being startled by my farts.
  • ted12ted12
    edited November 2012
    You get Chef Excellence.

    I wish for a plate of fish.

    Edit: You Ninja bastard!!

    Anyway. Your dog instead becomes startled by an immediate lack of farts and is entirely inconsolable. My wish stands.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    MWAHAHAHA!

    P.S. Granted. The fish is pufferfish, poison and all.

    I still wish that my dog would stop being startled by my farts.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited November 2012
    Granted, he is now startled everytime you walk.

    I wish everyone should shut up about TWD episodes coming later than was expected.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Granted. Instead, the complaints concerning Back to the Future season 2 grow to the point of Telltale temporarily shutting down the forums. Once they re-open, we all bitch about about the same stuff again.

    I wish that my bowel movements smelled like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls.
  • WarpSpeedWarpSpeed
    edited November 2012
    Granted. Your dog now hungrily attacks you every time you B.M.

    I wish stories about politicians having affairs wouldn't automatically dominate the news for weeks.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Granted. Stories of their actual birthplaces dominate them instead.

    I wish that Barack Obama would get explosive diarrhea every time he gave a speech so I could laugh while he shits his pants on national television.
  • dustpuffsdustpuffs
    edited November 2012
    Granted. You die from laughing too hard when you see shit running out the bottom of his pant leg and onto his shoes.

    I wish the strange dog hanging out here today would go home.
  • dustpuffsdustpuffs
    edited November 2012
    Hey, he magically went home! Now is the time to wish for a million dollars!
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Granted. The IRS comes and takes it all away.

    I wish my gay neighbor would stop checking out my ass every time I walk out the door.
  • dustpuffsdustpuffs
    edited November 2012
    Granted. Now every other gay checks out your ass, and wolf whistles when you walk by.

    I wish I could take a vacation.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Granted. You visit the Seventh Circle of Hell. You love it so much that you never leave.

    I wish my baby hadn’t left with another man. Cause now I have to sing blues.
  • dustpuffsdustpuffs
    edited November 2012
    Granted. Your blues recordings become famous, and make you a mega rich star. Your baby comes back, and demands royalties for being your inspiration. A judge gives them everything.


    I wish for a maid to keep my house spotless.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited November 2012
    Granted. She then annoys the hell out of you because she won’t leave.

    I wish that bitches would stop bitchin’.
  • dustpuffsdustpuffs
    edited November 2012
    Granted. Now they never stop singing. And they sound like cats in a blender.

    I wish for an end to loud commercials.
  • WarpSpeedWarpSpeed
    edited November 2012
    Granted. They invent Smell-O-Vision instead, and Noname215 is in charge of all programming.

    I wish someone else would get all the leaves up in my yard.
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