Granted. Now, nothing can be done with brute force, and everything is a puzzle. Everyone with a low IQ commits suicide out of sheer frustration. You are one of these people.
I wish more people played Starcraft. I'm gettin' lonely out here.
Granted. Everybody in the whole world decides to play Starcraft and the load on the servers is so great that they spontaneously combust in a massive cloud of blue smoke. shortly afterwards the remaining SC players come round your house and give you a good kicking.
the eggnog was poisoned, but since you have infinite lifetime, you have to suffer through the horribly, painful, discusting boiling of your insides for the rest of eternity. ALL YOU WANTED WAS A GLASS OF EGGNOG!!!
i wish for some perfectly, non-dangerous socks for cristmas.
Granted, you eventually want to pull a prank on a friend by giving it to them. It gives them several months of delirium-inducing pain in the intestines followed by swelling of the throat, eventually leading to a slow, excruciating death. You are then executed along with the rest of your family by being put inside an airless glass dome where you gradually suffocate to death, due to fourth degree murder, which was a degree that they had to make up for you because the murder was so terrible and cruel.
I wish I had the experience to experiment on the elements to eventually make some totally new mineral/liquid alloy that can be put to use in this world.
granted. It was put to use to make *cough* better bombs, better than the nucular bomb, Better than the Attomic bomb, Better than the H bomb, yes, this was used to make the bread bomb, made completely out of Snicklin brand nucular bread with a split attom coating. it was test fired at your house.
I wish to be famous for something. i don't care what it is, just something.
a really big rock moves 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 miles and goes to the Earth and hits you in the face.
Granted, but you end up living the rest of your rocky life as a rock that can't move or do anything fun. Eventually you go insane from boredom and decide to use your magical rock self-destruct powers to explode. And then you die.
Granted your wish of the grant of your wish to be the grant of your wish to be granted... This goes on, so you die and your soul is trapped into a neverending paradox.
I wish Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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I wish I could stay focused on stuff.
Granted, you become paranoid and is later committed into an asylum.
I wish for the skeletons to start dancing a happy tune!
I wish I had more DVDs.
I wish everything in sam and max was real
I wish more people played Starcraft. I'm gettin' lonely out here.
I wish Elite IV would be finally released.
I wish I had an idea for a story right now!
I wish Saturday is here right now.
I wish for a candy bar.
I wish to pick up this very pumpkin that is in front of me.
I wish I could go buy a Weird Al Yankovic CD from Walmart.
i wish that the tales of monkey island episode 4 will come out in 1 hour
I wish for a whole thing of candy beans
I wish I am not the mightiest pirate ever to sail the seas
I wish for a shiny new bauble.
I wish I got that nostalgic feeling during Christmas time like I did when I was a kid.
I wish I could have infinite lifetime supplies of non-alcoholic Eggnog.
i wish for some perfectly, non-dangerous socks for cristmas.
I wish for 50 gallons of non-alcoholic eggnog that has something wrong with it.
I wish I had the experience to experiment on the elements to eventually make some totally new mineral/liquid alloy that can be put to use in this world.
I wish to be famous for something. i don't care what it is, just something.
I wish a a small rock on a far away planet moves 2 cm to the right
I wish I could sing with Weird Al Yankovic.
i wish i could be that really big rock in your last post.
I wish for Winslow.
i wish that my hair was easily managable. without me going bald.
I wish I was the most awesome person in the world
i wish that my stupid copy of pokemon ruby would work.
But then you'd waste you're life!
I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.
I wish a wish
I wish Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
I wish... everything would go wrong with this wish.
I wish I knew how to animate.
I wish for a pink pony.
I wish I had some cooked Oscar Meyer Bacon!
I wish for a 2 Terrabyte hard drive
i wish my cat wouldn't stop hogging the freakin fireplace!!!
I wish this wouldn't come true...
I wish i had a life outside this forum.
i wish for a paradox!