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  • You don't start becoming the next carver. That's just your headcanon, with no evidence.

    One could just as easily say Kenny led to Clem to wellington, and wellington may be as bad as carver's, therefore Kenny is bad.

    It's just...stupid logic.

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    The cute thing about your post is that going with Jane leads you back to Howe's where you start becoming the next Carver. I'm so glad Kenny led Clementine to Love and Life. He is truly worthy of deification.

  • Trust not in false appearances.

    As said in Corinthians 11:14, Satan masquerades as an Angel of Light.

    But God's Love will come before you as a Redneck from Florida.

    remorse667 posted: »

    Well, glad I made the right choice in shooting Kenny... He looks evil as fuck in there

  • all this stuff about Kenny being a saint and stuff....are you just jokingly going a tad too far, or do you actually believe it? O_o

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    I don't see Kenny killing anyone innocent. I see Kenny dispensing justice on a heretic that would lead Clem to darkness through deceit. Kenny is a True American Hero and a Christian Man.

  • Spread it far and wide, like Jane's aorta.

    Jere85 posted: »

    Gonna use that gif for the gif thread :P

  • Fear not, we shall bathe in Kenny's Love and Jane's Blood in equal measure.

    Flog61 posted: »

    Some of you guys...the ones enjoying this... Like, I understand wanting Jane dead and stuff but..enjoying seeing her die brutally? You....like that? It's just...sigh never mind, carry on.

  • Some of you guys...the ones enjoying this...

    Like, I understand wanting Jane dead and stuff but..enjoying seeing her die brutally? You....like that?

    It's just...sigh never mind, carry on.

  • Additionally it's an excellent case of character development: We get to watch Jane develop from a living person into a dead one.

    Best part of the thread.

  • Yeah, I saw this in my first playthrough. I didn't even pick up the gun, I just sat there frozen.

    I couldn't decide what to do, and time ran out...

  • In the dark alternate future of Sardorim's Playthrough:

    "I'm nothing like Carver" Clementine decreed, issuing her statement into the office microphone, her cold words echoing through the growing Howe's settlement. "and Jane, my loyal enforcer, is nothing like Troy. I assure you. Now get back to work, the expansion project must continue."

    Tolispro posted: »

    The gif was INGAME FOOTAGE.Blame the writers for being "sick" and "dark".

  • It's more the fact that he wrote 'I could've done with it being a lot slower with more gurgling and blood pooling in and out of Jane's mouth, as well as a wide-eyed stare of horror and pain.' next to the gif.

    Tolispro posted: »

    The gif was INGAME FOOTAGE.Blame the writers for being "sick" and "dark".

  • I like this lemon guy

  • An audio log report from terrible non-canon playthroughs:

    "They are weak and we are strong, Jane. It falls to us to lead these people to safety."

    "Here at Howe's."

    "Or alternatively to threaten people who come by and wait for the next raid or herd."

    "Because we're dumb horrible monster people who killed Kenny, literally the greatest man to ever live."

    Flog61 posted: »

    You don't start becoming the next carver. That's just your headcanon, with no evidence. One could just as easily say Kenny led to Clem to wellington, and wellington may be as bad as carver's, therefore Kenny is bad. It's just...stupid logic.

  • I'm sure it's incredibly difficult to discern for you, but sometimes life is meant to be filled not just with Kenny's Warmth and Vigor, but mystery as well.

    Flog61 posted: »

    all this stuff about Kenny being a saint and stuff....are you just jokingly going a tad too far, or do you actually believe it? O_o

  • I am extremely happy I saved Jane.

  • It would've been a much more powerful moment were that the case.

    As it is it's a little anemic, much like Jane's corpse.

    Flog61 posted: »

    It's more the fact that he wrote 'I could've done with it being a lot slower with more gurgling and blood pooling in and out of Jane's mouth, as well as a wide-eyed stare of horror and pain.' next to the gif.

  • edited August 2014

    They're all canon.

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    True, but bad ends aren't canon.

  • edited August 2014

    I can't tell if you're drunk, crazy or trying to be ironic and funny.

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    An audio log report from terrible non-canon playthroughs: "They are weak and we are strong, Jane. It falls to us to lead these people to

  • SaltLick305SaltLick305 Banned
    edited August 2014

    We've butted heads a few times, but at least he's a Kenny fan. That puts him above mediocracy in my book.

    RoboSheriff posted: »

    I like this lemon guy

  • Yeah you're joking. Or gone crazy because the majority killed him.

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    I'm sure it's incredibly difficult to discern for you, but sometimes life is meant to be filled not just with Kenny's Warmth and Vigor, but mystery as well.

  • By your logic, you'd be a murderer in both scenarios.

    Sardorim posted: »

    And now you're a murderer. Your inaction cost Jane her life, your hands are as bloody as Kenny's.

  • Actually, Kenny was born first and was in the game first. :P

    dojo32161 posted: »

    He stole it from Nick. So I shot him, in honour of Nick's hair.

  • You have no power here

    Sardorim posted: »

    Than he should be killing himself over how much he manipulated Lee and Clementine with his guilt tripping if you aren't always on his side.

  • Nah, I regret nothing in shooting him.

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    Trust not in false appearances. As said in Corinthians 11:14, Satan masquerades as an Angel of Light. But God's Love will come before you as a Redneck from Florida.

  • Lol xD

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    Trust not in false appearances. As said in Corinthians 11:14, Satan masquerades as an Angel of Light. But God's Love will come before you as a Redneck from Florida.

  • CivilianCivilian Banned
    edited August 2014

    You made a thread based on Jane brutally dying? You're utterly disgusting.

  • yeah cause of course shooting somebody is not murder, but not shooting somebody is

    anyway i would have shot jane if i could, they intentionally designed a biased choice so more people would shoot kenny

    Sardorim posted: »

    And now you're a murderer. Your inaction cost Jane her life, your hands are as bloody as Kenny's.

  • To be fair Jane is not a human being, but a terrible web of lies given flesh.

    In her exsanguination Kenny has purged her black heart of deceit.

    Best thing for her really. Therapy would get her nowhere.

    Civilian posted: »

    You made a thread based on Jane brutally dying? You're utterly disgusting.

  • No, you're not a human-being to think this is funny.

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    To be fair Jane is not a human being, but a terrible web of lies given flesh. In her exsanguination Kenny has purged her black heart of deceit. Best thing for her really. Therapy would get her nowhere.

  • How the fuck is jane a heretic?

    Lemoncakes posted: »

    I'm sure it's incredibly difficult to discern for you, but sometimes life is meant to be filled not just with Kenny's Warmth and Vigor, but mystery as well.

  • CivilianCivilian Banned
    edited August 2014

    She didn't want to kill Kenny until Kenny attacked her, she said it was a "accident" and was putting her knife away. Only problem that she did was her plan, I admit it was complete stupidity.

    Ellias posted: »

    Jane and Arvo sympathizers are disgusting. I'll admit her death was unnecessary, she has nobody to blame but herself. Also, she wanted to ki

  • Jane and Arvo sympathizers are disgusting. I'll admit her death was unnecessary, she has nobody to blame but herself. Also, she wanted to kill kenny to prove her point. That's why she never revealed it was a test. That's why she was screaming for clem's help. Since she thought MY clem would kill kenny.

    LOL she's one stupid assuming bitch.

    Civilian posted: »

    You made a thread based on Jane brutally dying? You're utterly disgusting.

  • Ugh I can't feel but get mad at Kenny for killing Jane like that, sure she did ONE bad thing, Kenny has done multiple bad things.

  • Kenny won the fight. By law of the Zombie Apocalypse he is free to kill his opponent.

    Sardorim posted: »

    And now you're a murderer. Your inaction cost Jane her life, your hands are as bloody as Kenny's.

  • so u say kenny murdered jane huh.... well whose knife was it? kenny just wanted justice he thought jane killed the baby thats fine but jane took out her knife and if u remember she was the first to slice kenny stomach then kenny got angry and stabbed her ,,,, who started the death match now u decide....... #kennyforever

  • i dont understand one thing ... in e4 jane robbed arvo and threatened to kill him and in e5 she was like" kenny leave the poor kid alone"? Jane is full of mystery ....

    Ellias posted: »

    Jane and Arvo sympathizers are disgusting. I'll admit her death was unnecessary, she has nobody to blame but herself. Also, she wanted to ki

  • Glad I didn't allow Kenny to do that now. The bloke completely lacks a brain.

  • This is what Jane apologists actually believe.

    Sardorim posted: »

    And now you're a murderer. Your inaction cost Jane her life, your hands are as bloody as Kenny's.

  • You've solved the mystery.

    I am literally a computer.

    Civilian posted: »

    No, you're not a human-being to think this is funny.

  • That was your heart telling you to trust Kenny's plan. You were wise to listen.

    Pride posted: »

    Yeah, I saw this in my first playthrough. I didn't even pick up the gun, I just sat there frozen. I couldn't decide what to do, and time ran out...

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