Goofus and Gallant
Remember Goofus and Gallant? Me neither! Apparently, it was an old cartoon strip that ran in Highlights or some such nonsense. It says some bad thing Goofus does, then a nice thing Gallant does differently.
BUT THAT'S NO FUN, NOW IS IT?
What we'll do is say something nice Gallant does, then a horrible related thing Goofus does instead. Like so:
Person 1: Gallant always serves his guests lemonade.
Person 2: Goofus serves his guests urine which he says is lemonade.
*Insert something Gallant does here*
Get the idea? OK, I'll start.
Gallant doesn't spam the internet.
(And try to be more creative than "Goofus spams the internet")
BUT THAT'S NO FUN, NOW IS IT?
What we'll do is say something nice Gallant does, then a horrible related thing Goofus does instead. Like so:
Person 1: Gallant always serves his guests lemonade.
Person 2: Goofus serves his guests urine which he says is lemonade.
*Insert something Gallant does here*
Get the idea? OK, I'll start.
Gallant doesn't spam the internet.
(And try to be more creative than "Goofus spams the internet")
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Gallant plans his robberies ahead of time.
Gallant shares his cheese with others.
Gallant doesn't complete online surveys.
Gallant is very willing to work on a team.
Gallant does not pirate videos.
Gallant eats his greens
Gallant doesn't start pointless flame w4rz.
Gallant wan't play video games cause he says they rot his brain...
Gallant is an Honor Roll student.
Gallant has bought 20 people presents on christmas
Gallant always wears reflective tape on his Halloween costumes so cars won't run into him.
Gallant helps people sew when they can't.
Gallant doesn't smoke.
Gallant is very mature in Health class at school.
Gallant uses condoms
Gallant always keeps watch with his weight and goes on diets whenever necessary.
Gallant uses the wet towel trick correctly
Gallant is opposed to war.
Gallant does not use all caps on internet forums.
Gallant gets his fast food from Wendy's.
Gallant allways flushes the toilet
gallant doesnt punch below the belt
Gallant is respectful to his siblings.
Gallant likes listening to Mozart.
Gallant likes puppies, kittens, and quite possibly ponies.
Gallant eats brain food for breakfast. (I'm purposely setting this one up)
Gallant appreciates music.
Gallant likes the Jonas Brothers.
Gallant appreciates classic movies.
Gallant draws pictures
Gallant is tolerant when he does that.
Gallant attends study clubs.
Gallant likes watching a nice tv show with his pets, a pop, and some snacks.
Gallant helps people
gallant is a candy striper
gallant eats an apple a day
Gallant helps old women across the street.
Gallant acually obays the video game rating system.
Goofus plays outside and gets healthy exercise.