Goofus and Gallant

edited January 2011 in Forum Games
Remember Goofus and Gallant? Me neither! Apparently, it was an old cartoon strip that ran in Highlights or some such nonsense. It says some bad thing Goofus does, then a nice thing Gallant does differently.

BUT THAT'S NO FUN, NOW IS IT?

What we'll do is say something nice Gallant does, then a horrible related thing Goofus does instead. Like so:

Person 1: Gallant always serves his guests lemonade.
Person 2: Goofus serves his guests urine which he says is lemonade.
*Insert something Gallant does here*

Get the idea? OK, I'll start.
Gallant doesn't spam the internet.
(And try to be more creative than "Goofus spams the internet")
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Comments

  • edited April 2009
    Goofus takes chain mails too far

    Gallant plans his robberies ahead of time.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus plans his robberies/murders/blackmails about two minutes before being committed.

    Gallant shares his cheese with others.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus is holding everyone in Winsconsin hostage.

    Gallant doesn't complete online surveys.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus completes real-life surveys by writing in random answers like "RAVIOLI".

    Gallant is very willing to work on a team.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus likes to watch his teammates crash and burn while he safely sits on the sidelines.

    Gallant does not pirate videos.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus dosn't either.....He pirates ships and small boats.

    Gallant eats his greens
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus eats his friends.

    Gallant doesn't start pointless flame w4rz.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus allways calls gallant a nerd

    Gallant wan't play video games cause he says they rot his brain...
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus plays video games about rotting his brain.

    Gallant is an Honor Roll student.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus murders honer roll students

    Gallant has bought 20 people presents on christmas
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus has destroyed 20 people's presents on Christmas.

    Gallant always wears reflective tape on his Halloween costumes so cars won't run into him.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus puts reflective tape on car windshields.

    Gallant helps people sew when they can't.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus likes to put people's arms through the sewing machine.

    Gallant doesn't smoke.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus has been smoking since he was a fetus. DON'T ASK HOW.

    Gallant is very mature in Health class at school.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus makes innuendos CONSTANTLY

    Gallant uses condoms
  • edited April 2009
    Um, I don't even want to say what Goofus does.

    Gallant always keeps watch with his weight and goes on diets whenever necessary.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus weighs 1000000000000000000000000000000000 lbs

    Gallant uses the wet towel trick correctly
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus tries to whip everyone with the wet towel.

    Gallant is opposed to war.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus is opposed to charities.

    Gallant does not use all caps on internet forums.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus 0|\||_'/ \_/535 13375p34k 0n f0|2\_/|v|z.

    Gallant gets his fast food from Wendy's.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus shot a girl named wendy

    Gallant allways flushes the toilet
  • edited April 2009
    goofus goes in the toilet and then pee in back,so when gallant flush,pee come out because he smart and gallant stupid

    gallant doesnt punch below the belt
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus doesn't punch above the belt.

    Gallant is respectful to his siblings.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus has no siblings. Anymore, at least.

    Gallant likes listening to Mozart.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus likes to listen to the sound of people screaming.

    Gallant likes puppies, kittens, and quite possibly ponies.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus likes killing puppies, kittens, and quite possibly ponies.

    Gallant eats brain food for breakfast. (I'm purposely setting this one up)
  • edited April 2009
    gallant eats
    crap.didnt see that comin
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus exists.

    Gallant appreciates music.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus likes to start screaming mobs at concerts.

    Gallant likes the Jonas Brothers.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus is the Jonas Brothers. ...Wait, what?

    Gallant appreciates classic movies.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus prefers remakes

    Gallant draws pictures
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus burns Gallant's pictures.

    Gallant is tolerant when he does that.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus is agitated by this lack of response, so he just beats the crap out of Gallant.

    Gallant attends study clubs.
  • edited April 2009
    goofus goes on a rampage when he does that.

    Gallant likes watching a nice tv show with his pets, a pop, and some snacks.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus imitates the show

    Gallant helps people
  • edited April 2009
    goofus beats up people who spend all their free time on video game forums

    gallant is a candy striper
  • edited April 2009
    goofus craps out candy...Random FTW

    gallant eats an apple a day
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus is an apple a day...no wait...

    Gallant helps old women across the street.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus runs over old ladies across the street.

    Gallant acually obays the video game rating system.
  • edited April 2009
    Goofus actually participated in the development of an M-rated survival-horror game once.

    Goofus plays outside and gets healthy exercise.
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