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Goofus and Gallant

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  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus listens to Justin Bieber at every inappropriate time, which is every time.

    Gallant is not cowardly BLU spy.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Goofus just stabbed Gallant in the Bac*Is stabbed*


    Gallant always stops eating when he is full, and never takes eating challenges.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus exploded after lunch. No one came to his funeral, because no one loved him.

    Gallant bought his father a fancy limousine to add to his collection of fancy things.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Goofus bought his father a mysterious package that's ticking, and then he left the house quickly.

    Gallant appreciates fine art and culture.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus rearranges the words "fine art" into "fart", and then laughs. Then he realized that this is the first time he felt happiness in years, and then shot himself.

    Gallant thanked everyone when he received the award for best person ever, especially Jesus, which was also nominated.
  • RibsRibs
    edited December 2010
    Goofus threw his brother into a Murder River.

    Gallant wants an Ice Cream Sandwich.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Goofus wants a Baby Sandwich.

    Gallant has a productive career writing Point & Click adventure games.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Goofus just finished work on Call of Duty: We want more of your money.



    Gallant has a petition to bring Invader Zim back on the air
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Goofus is the president of a network that shows "All 'Jersey Shore', All the Time".

    Gallant recycles material such as newspaper and aluminium cans.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus wastes tissues by crying all the time since he was never loved as a child.

    Gallant sent flowers to all of his rich, celebrity friends.
  • queen_of_the_lobstersqueen_of_the_lobsters
    edited December 2010
    Goofus steals flowers from the single mothers at the homeless shelter.

    Gallant has included "Nutrition Specs" in the "Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse" DVD.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus has included the "Hot Coffee Mod" in GTA San Andreas.

    Gallant helped Jesus become a better person.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Goofus said to Eve, "Go ahead! Try the apple!"

    Gallant studies quietly in the library.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited December 2010
    Goofus rubs chocolate in the books whilst screaming.

    Gallant bought Goofus a puppy for Christmas
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus made puppy stew for Gallant in return.

    Gallant watch documentaries about teatime with his grandmother.
  • RibsRibs
    edited December 2010
    Goofus watches Pornography with his grandmother.

    Gallant is a wanted serial killer.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus is an unwanted serial killer.

    Gallant is NOT a wanted serial killer.
  • ScranderScrander
    edited December 2010
    Goofus is NOT going to be a wanted serial killer anytime soon because he was drunk and unable to function before he could carry out the deed.

    Gallant makes sure not to overcharge his customers.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited December 2010
    Goofus takes advantage of this and becomes Gallant's customer.

    Gallant bought the great adventure bundle and then donated additional five dollars to each of the other charities which his money didn't go to.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Goofus torrented the Adventure Bundle and kicked a panda.

    Gallant shovels the driveway for his elderly neighbor.
  • RibsRibs
    edited December 2010
    Goofus listens to Michael Bolton.

    Gallant is graduating soon.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited December 2010
    Goofus had failed yet again to graduate from kindergarten.

    Gallant is a paladin at the School for Heroes.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited January 2011
    Goofus is a Chaotic Neutral Dark Priest Troll. Not in School for Heroes or anything, but in real life.

    Gallant plays the piano at his school's music recital.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2011
    Goofus throws tomatos at said recital.


    Gallant makes the greatest cake in the world and shares it with all of his friends.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited January 2011
    Goofus promises there will be cake.
    The cake is a lie.

    Gallant keeps his new year's resolutions.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited January 2011
    Goofus breaks his almost immediately,
    His resolution was to not breathe

    Gallant attended a peaceful protest for human rights.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited January 2011
    Goofus attended a protest against left handed humans.

    Gallant doesn't speak with his mouth full.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2011
    Goofus' food pews everywhere when he talks


    Gallant is always considerate of every human, as a person is a person no matter how Ralph.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited January 2011
    Goofus ralphs at every considerate human.

    Gallant doesn't use cheats in video games and doesn't backstab in multiplayer games.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited January 2011
    Goofus invented Gameshark.

    Gallant registered himself as a sex offender the minute he discovered that fact.
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