A Very Serious Matter.

Alright so, this is probably the most ridiculous post to ever exist, but its something that has been bothering me forever. Every time I play the game I notice it. Everyone's eyebrows are still perfect. Like, do you really think they have the time to be plucking there eyebrows in the apocalypse? I don't! I know this is a fictional game but you think that they would be a little bit out of place don't you? But no! Clementine's eyebrows almost look better than mine. Hate on me all you want but this really bothers me. (Instantly regrets posting because everyone probably thinks I'm an ignorant idiot... eh, oh well)

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  • I think perfect teeth is a bigger problem.

  • Good point actually. How haven't their teeth fallen out and rotted? So many questions o-o

    dojo32161 posted: »

    I think perfect teeth is a bigger problem.

  • Remember in the meat locker in S1 E2 after Kenny kills Larry and you go to Clem there is a glitch where her nose clenches then unclenches

  • I don't think I saw that to be honest, maybe I just don't remember haha

    Clemenem posted: »

    Remember in the meat locker in S1 E2 after Kenny kills Larry and you go to Clem there is a glitch where her nose clenches then unclenches

  • They all wear make-up and brush their teeth during the interval.

  • Its there when you talk to her it looks do weird xD

  • Oh, I think that's her sniffiling because she was crying haha

    Clemenem posted: »

    Its there when you talk to her it looks do weird xD

  • The majority of the people in this game are so damn good looking... maybe that's not the right word... perhaps "well groomed" is more fitting. Besides perfect teeth and dem eyebrows, everyone's squeaky clean, very fashionable, and no scars (cept Clem). lol it's silly to discuss, but wth.

    Although this issue is pretty meh in a video game, the T.V. show annoys the crap out of me. How more time keeps passing on the better looking Rick's group gets. It should be the opposite.

  • edited January 2015

    Oh my god I know right! Like, no clothing is remotely torn or tattered, except Clementine's hat looks a little distressed but that's it! Its so annoying. Like, Clementine goes from a tattered dress, dirty tights and ripped flats to a nice jacket, clean jeans and mint condition sneakers! I understand that they don't want everyone to look gross but still, a couple rips and tears, some dirt and a few scars could make the game so much more realistic!

    DoubleJump posted: »

    The majority of the people in this game are so damn good looking... maybe that's not the right word... perhaps "well groomed" is more fittin

  • I read before that food in our modern diets (in other words, food that is processed/sugary/etc) does more damage to our teeth than natural diets had before, and part of why people focus more on dental care in modern times is due not just to dental neglect but also due to the effects of our modern diets. If it's a zombie apocalypse, food like that would be scare and you wouldn't eat as often anyways. Not that I think that is Telltale's reasoning behind why characters still have normal teeth, but it certainly would make sense speaking in a narrative sense.

    Ercajayme posted: »

    Good point actually. How haven't their teeth fallen out and rotted? So many questions o-o

  • Kenny and his perfectly brushed and trimmed mustache/beard

  • The only possible explanation is that it is something that the virus(or whatever it is) does. It must have an added effect of keeping everyone's eyebrows and teeth perfect.

  • Apparently so!

    LRats posted: »

    The only possible explanation is that it is something that the virus(or whatever it is) does. It must have an added effect of keeping everyone's eyebrows and teeth perfect.

  • edited January 2015

    I never realized that. What I'm wondering is how they still have great skin and woman with longer hair don't have matted hair. And the teeth one really bugs me too.

  • I was thinking about this the other day, while brushing my teeth LOL. +1

    dojo32161 posted: »

    I think perfect teeth is a bigger problem.

  • And after all the time in the ZA, they are still hair a nice shaved haircut. Kenny's the only one to grow more hair.

  • Well depending on what Lee tells Clem at the end of season 1 it isn't weird that she would find ways to cut her hair.

    bloop posted: »

    And after all the time in the ZA, they are still hair a nice shaved haircut. Kenny's the only one to grow more hair.

  • Not just Clem, everyone. Lee still has his beard from when the ZA started, Luke barely has any stubble, and Pete's bald. You'd think 2 years into the ZA everyone would have a beard like Kenny's.

    LRats posted: »

    Well depending on what Lee tells Clem at the end of season 1 it isn't weird that she would find ways to cut her hair.

  • Pete's bald

    Well , if he was bald before the ZA , he will be too after it

    bloop posted: »

    Not just Clem, everyone. Lee still has his beard from when the ZA started, Luke barely has any stubble, and Pete's bald. You'd think 2 years into the ZA everyone would have a beard like Kenny's.

  • edited January 2015

    Kind of bothers me how they wear the same clothes most of the time. There are plenty of clothes stores, I'm tired of looking at Lee's plain blue shirt for four episodes. (Ayy at least he wore that jacket in EP2) :\

  • I know, I was just pointing out a character where it is believable. Pete could just be naturally bald..

    bloop posted: »

    Not just Clem, everyone. Lee still has his beard from when the ZA started, Luke barely has any stubble, and Pete's bald. You'd think 2 years into the ZA everyone would have a beard like Kenny's.

  • Yes but these people are still (presumably) eating a lot of processed stuff (even canned food is like baked beans is pretty high in sugar.) Even alot of Porridge brands can be high in sugar too, same with juice boxes. so there's no reason they should have perfect teeth.

    I read before that food in our modern diets (in other words, food that is processed/sugary/etc) does more damage to our teeth than natural d

  • Not enough people getting sick.

  • Yeah, Pete was a bad example.

    @LRats

    supersagig posted: »

    Pete's bald Well , if he was bald before the ZA , he will be too after it

  • It's because Clem is 2fab4u nuff said :P

  • Um... mowed lawns.

    dojo32161 posted: »

    I think perfect teeth is a bigger problem.

  • yeah, actually, every single guy in season 2 had at least some facial hair. Some was more slight, like Matthew, Luke and Walter, but they might have not been able to grow any.

    bloop posted: »

    Not just Clem, everyone. Lee still has his beard from when the ZA started, Luke barely has any stubble, and Pete's bald. You'd think 2 years into the ZA everyone would have a beard like Kenny's.

  • I always get pissed about that. Like, wouldn't Clementine's baby teeth be coming out?

    dojo32161 posted: »

    I think perfect teeth is a bigger problem.

  • She is eleven i remember my baby teeth came out when i was like 7.

    I always get pissed about that. Like, wouldn't Clementine's baby teeth be coming out?

  • I know right?! You'd think she would have missing teeth, or maybe a broken hair tie, I mean Lily gave her those 2 years ago, my hair ties last like 3 days haha

    I always get pissed about that. Like, wouldn't Clementine's baby teeth be coming out?

  • I mean in Season 1.

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    She is eleven i remember my baby teeth came out when i was like 7.

  • My hair is so thick, hair ties last like 5 seconds.

    Ercajayme posted: »

    I know right?! You'd think she would have missing teeth, or maybe a broken hair tie, I mean Lily gave her those 2 years ago, my hair ties last like 3 days haha

  • Exactly, and you would also think they would have fallen out, or she would have had to fix them as her hair grew. But no, it looks exactly the same as when Lee did it for her xD

    My hair is so thick, hair ties last like 5 seconds.

  • Meh.

    Telltale.

    Ercajayme posted: »

    Exactly, and you would also think they would have fallen out, or she would have had to fix them as her hair grew. But no, it looks exactly the same as when Lee did it for her xD

  • Good point.

    Meh. Telltale.

  • +1 for the perfectly executed "backdoor brag".

    My hair is so thick, hair ties last like 5 seconds.

  • Shh! ;)

    GiantKiller posted: »

    +1 for the perfectly executed "backdoor brag".

  • The cabin group does have a few frayed pieces of clothing, but that's about it. You'd think an outfit change or two would be in order after everyone soaked themselves in Walker entrails.

    I did like how everyone in Tales from the Borderlands looked filthy by the end of the first episode. Twas a nice detail.

    DoubleJump posted: »

    The majority of the people in this game are so damn good looking... maybe that's not the right word... perhaps "well groomed" is more fittin

  • In the TWD the show their hair looks PERFECT! Me and my brother are always like WHEN DO THEY GET THE TIME AND STUFF TO DO THIS!?!?!? Same in the game too I guess...

  • The most distracting thing by far is this...

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    What the fuck is up with her mascara and eyeliner? Why does she have so much of it on? Why have it on at all? It was a small detail that drove me up the wall every time she was on the screen... It's so weird.

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