Voodoo Books:
Scary Water and the Giblet of Mire [book 4 of 7]
Crime and Dismemberment
Blight Runner (now a motion picture from the bestselling novel)
Of Lice and Men - minor curses for the migrant ranch worker
Memoirs of a Witch Doctor
Chicka-Chicka-Voodoo (will there be enough goo?)
How to Make Foes and Torment People
The wind that rocked the cradle
Windy city wind
Wind in need is wind indeed
The Wind That Steals Your Patio Furniture
The Wind That Smells Suspiciously Like Last Night's Dinner
The Wind Beneath Your Bedsheets
The Wind That Smells Like Burnt Toast And Then You Have A Seizure
Some books:
The Art of Erotic Voodoo
Using the Whole Bat: Voodoo in a "Green" Conscious Society
Voodoo Dolls as Pest Control
Rotten Teeth in a Bucket of Dead Animals: A Love Story
Some pirates:
Captain Poofyhat the Damned
Brownpants The Incontinent
Old John Sweatylips
HoofHands The Unfortunate
Captain Buttruckus
Grogmug Breafmint
I can't come up with a name right now, but why not add a book by Loogie Hawking? Geddit? Stephen Hawking? Loogie Hawking? Maybe something like "Open Telescope" (Remember that from SMI?)... Dunno... Maybe you guys can come up with something better...
About the books, "How to revive an adventure game after 10 years".
For the winds, the one Guybrush calls in CMI when the balloon comes back..
I'm don't speak english enough well to understand how does he say exactly.. "Unpredictable Caribbean ???"
You can hear that here, anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo
"I Wanna Be A Pirate!: My Exciting Childhood"
"The Three Trials And Tribulations of A Wannabe Pirate"
"Low Fat Recipes For Cannibals"
"Insult Sword Fighting For Dummies"
"Fine Cuisine In The Tri-island Area"
"The REAL Secret of Monkey Island"
"The Wind That As Far As We Know May Not Be A Wind But Rather A Light Breeze"
For the winds, the one Guybrush calls in CMI when the balloon comes back..
I'm don't speak english enough well to understand how does he say exactly.. "Unpredictable Caribbean ???"
You can hear that here, anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo
He says Caribbean Trade Winds, Using that you could have "The Winds that once helped me on Plunder Island"
Oh and my Pirate name would be Ex-Captain Wolf Rogers.
edit: Changed name, prefer to be Ex-Captain living alone drinking Grog!
"The Wind that Carries the Fresh Scent of Hamburgers When Your on a Diet"
"The Wind that Won't Shut Up"
"The Wind that Takes Away a Child's Balloon But Blows Back a Five Dollar Bill"
"Two Winds Colliding"
"Windsday Wind"
"Hurricane-Tornado-Sandstorm"
I don't know enough about MI to suggest any of the others.
That Voodoo You Do - Impress your friends, co-workers, and even random strangers with these easy to learn Voodoo hexes and spells. Warning: May cause blindness in one eye. To Serve Fruit: A Cookbook by Lemonhead - Surely, this would be a good read if for nothing more than to help fight off sea scurvy. Mike Stemmle on Monkey 5 - Less is more, people.
Pirate Name
According to http://www.piratename.net, my pirate name is Bloody Kuda Mathis, but I don't like that, so how about Captain Mikebeard the Ruthless.
"101 Voodoo Jokes" (to which Guybrush continues in the manner of a knock-knock joke) "Pin-Pin. Ouch!" (pause) "That's awful. No wonder it's a collector's LIMITED edition"
"All you need to know about Deja-Voodoo" G: I already read that.
“Voodoo: The Gathering”
“Acupuncture OR How to poke someone for fun and profit”
“Voodoo Princess: Poke-a-lot Barbie”
“All you ever wanted to know about Voodoo but were afraid to ask”
“Voodoo Lady Biography: I am NOT Whoopi Goldberg” (borrowed idea from Bizzaro )
“A needle in your butt, better than a sharp stick in the eye”
“How I Survived Locked Up in a Coffin” by Stan
“Coffins: Nails and Darkness” by Stan
“Silence is never an option” by Stan
“How to pitch your Voodoo Services” by Stan
“How I can see without eyeballs” by Murray
“Voodoo Magazine issue #24: Build your own rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle”
“TTG: The story of the Tall Talking Gorillas”
“My Monkey’s Uncle”
“I see freakin’ Bunnies!” by Alice (wonderland reference)
“Never follow the white rabbit”
“The Deranged Monkey: A Case Study”
“The Lord of the Strings” by Edward Van Helgen
“Sheep Tossing: You Don’t Wanna Know”
“Darn kids stole my whip” by Henry Jones
“Damned and Damnation: A Love Story”
“Her hand in marriage: The Graveyard Robber”
“Eat, Sleep and Rot: A Path to Illumination”
“Voodoo Zen: It hurts to think about”
“A Peg leg named Frank” by Captain P. Silverwolf
“Have you counted your teeth this morning?”
“My glass eye and the contact lens: police novel”
“Is this the bathroom?” by Toolait I. Pead
“The boy that wanted to become a pirate” by Bim Turton
“I kissed a chimp and I liked it”
“What happened in the last 9 years?” G: Hmm, the pages are blank in this one.
“There and back again…and again…and again” by LeChuck
Winds throughout the Caribbean:
The Wind that Killed Time
The Wind that You Can See
The Wind that You Can Smell
The Wind that Takes You By Surprise
The Wind that Wanted To Be a Real Boy
The Wind that Stole My Boot
The Wind that Groped My Wife
The 5 o’ Clock Wind
The Wind that Couldn’t Care Less
Rasta Wind
The Wind that Ate My Neighbors
The Wind that Has a Drinking Problem
The Wind that Cried “Typhoon”
The Wind that Never Shut Up
The Wind that Didn’t Feel Like a Brother to Pocahontas
Chilly Wind: The Wind that Liked Chilies
The Wind that Wanted to Become a Real-Estate Agent
The Wind of Despair
The Wind that Shot my Dog
The Wind that Bit Me
The Wind that Stole my Purse
The Wind that Broke my Marriage
The Wind that Blew my Fuse
The Wind that Chewed my Boots
I thought of book titles and descriptions for each, hope you enjoy it. I'm non native english so maybe you make something better out of these descriptions.
"What seadogs are made of - and what you can make out of them" Several recipes for the hungry pirate on high seas. (Guybrush may say: Hey they even got a Haggis recipe barbeqstyle... or barberstyle)
"Malicious Mals de Mer - 5th anniversary Special Edition" - now with even more ill-ustrations.
"Amorous Voodoo" - For all uptight pals who wanna get gals.
"Hex Hex is no Tex-Mex" Not reviewed yet. To get more info ask your local "International House of Mojo"-shopkeeper.
(I thought of a possible dialogue: Guybrush: What about the Tex-Mex book?
Voodoo Lady: There've been many complaints lately that my mojo is stolen from the Mexican culture.
Guybrush: Is there anything in common with the Mexican recipes and your voodoo recipes?
Voodoo Lady: If you don't follow the recipes step by step, the outcome is unforeseen.
Guybrush:... like global warming and rising sea levels?
Voodoo Lady: Exactly.)
"What the Hex?" Compendium of all mojos and voodoo spells that makes you live happily, while others die crappily.
"What to do with my Voodoo?" A guidebook for fast and efficient curse lifting with a multi-language audio CP (compact parrot) on the last page.
"Voodoo 2.0" The dos and don'ts about creating your own voodoo recipes. Samples of each ingredient included. Beware: Samples may be contaminated. Disinfect with boiling seawater before using.
The wind after a good ol' chili con carne eating contest.
Since there are so many sugestions I can't think of any good ones right now.
Piratename... uhh... what about Rotten Leg Andy or Pancreas Andreas... I may prefer the last one, cos you could translate it into German with "Bauchspeicheldrüsen Andreas" or "Bauchspeicheldrüsen Andy"
Books:
"Three-Headed Monkey's and Where To Find Them"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Gaint Monkey Robot"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Grim Fandango"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: Insult Square Dancing"
"100 Things To Ask An Demoniacally Evil Talking Skull"
"Make Your Own Wind"
"Who's The More Windy? The Wind Or The Wind Which Follows It?"
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"How Much Wood Would Le Chuck, Chuck If Le Chuck, Were To Chunk Wood?"
Winds:
"The Wind of The Willows"
"The Wind of Herman Toothrot"
"The Wind Which Flew Away"
"The Wicked Wind of The West"
"The Tail Wind"
"The Head Wind"
"The Wind Which Follows You"
"The Break Wind"
"Amateur Wind"
"The Wind Of A Thousand Sneezes"
Booktitles:
* Voodoo for Dummies- A complete guide to pinning down your problems.
* Master of Puppets- How to not get strung out.
* One with the Pot- Feeling completely swamped? This stress reliever may be the answer to your problems!
Winds:
* The wind formerly known as Gus T.
* The wind that blows.
* The wind that blows...you away.
Pirate Names:
The crew of William the 3rd's Surprise
Captain John James Thornhill
Bosun Louis Kent
"Old Charles" Laguerre
"Raging John" Heidegger
"Fancy John" Vanderbank
"Swinging Sam" Samuel Rich
"Lord God" Godfrey Hogarth
"Fat John" Sydenham
"Drunk Bill" William Bridgeman
William Kneller "the Knife"
"Pieous Bill" William Butler
"Young Jim" James Boson
Books:
A System of Voodoo Dynamics: 3rd Edition
"U is for Undeath" by Sally Graphton
The Year's Best Prophecies
The Psychology of Piracy
Winds:
The Wind that Blew too Far
The Breeze of One Thousand Sighs
The Crepuscular Draft
Stan's Handbook of Mojo Mastery
42 ways to cook a monkey
Shrinking heads - a way of life
Sailing with Zombies
How I vaporized Ghost Pirate LeChuck, by G. Threepwood
Winds :
The Wind from the Deep
The Wind from where the sun does not shine
A small, pesky Wind
A cheeky Wind bent on mischief
Wind of Mass Destruction
The Wind that took my babe away
The No-Wind situation
A gentle wind with good education
Pirate Name :
What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf?
"Yoodoo Voodoo"
"Voo and Yoo"
"Doo the Voo"
"How I Learned to do Voodoo and How It Changed My Life: A Memoir"
(Insert Witty Author Name Here)
For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
I don't know... little gusts of wind like someone whistling.
Wind that makes a flag ruffle.
The winds that blow your papers away.
Pirate Name: Not-So-Nice Nick (I guess. XD I dunno. XD)
"How to Make Voodoo Dolls and Influence People"
"How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do?"
"Love Bombs: The Essential Safety Guide"
"101 Uses for Snake Tongues"
"Harry Potter Box Set, Books 1 - 7"
unique kinds of winds strong winds
The Wind That Makes Your Eyes Squinty
The Wind That Carried the Smell of Baking Bread
The Wind That Gave You Goosepimples
The Wind That Gave Chicago It's Nickname
weak winds
The Wind That Failed to Blow Out Your Birthday Candles
The Wind That Tickled Your Neck
The Wind That Started the Butterfly Effect
-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
Cobb Vandeventer
Just tossing out some ideas for books...forgive me if they've already been said.
Animal Pharm
Hex Club -- first rule is you don't talk about it
The Curse of Wrath
Lord of the Potions
Yeah, they're lame...but at least I tried, right? *feels less lazy*
The Wind that Knocks You Off Your Peglegs
The Wind that Blows in a Sorta South-Eastern Direction
The Wind that Doesn't Technically Do Anything
The Wind. Deal with it.
The Wind that is Actually a Cunningly Hidden Cannon.
Pirate name is Victor the Vengeful, because to the Victor go the spoils.
-The Real Secret of Monkey Island and Why You'll Never Know It by Gon Rilbert
-The Second Largest Book of Voodoo You'll Ever See
This is slightly OT, but semi-related: Is there any object in the game (a stick perhaps) that could be named the "Private Pirate's Club?" That would be awesome.
the wind that's overly frisky
the wind that callously corrupts children
the wind that wanted to be a tornado (but failed the exam)
the wind that cared
the wind from back in the day when I had to walk fifteen miles to the nearest...
"Tantalus' Torment: Voodoo as Stress-Reliever"
"Sisyphus: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Me"
"How to Make a Whole Lotta Cash Killing Childhood Dreams by James Warp"
"Life After the Beheading by Navigator-Head"
"Three Easy Steps to WORLD DOMINATION MWUHAHAHAHA by Murray the EVIL Skull"
"How to Direct a Naive Kid to His Gruesome Fate in Ten Easy Installments by Voodoo Lady"
"Education and Religion: Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, by Abraham Lincoln"
"Foodoo: The Craze Sweeping the Caribbean 'Foodoo has revitalized my mealtimes!' comment from Voodoo Lady"
"The First Church of LeChuck: Why Louisiana Must Burn by Allegro Rasputin"
"Terrorized to Life: Guybrush Threepwood Ruined my Death by The Artist Formerly Known as Ghost Pirate LeChuck"
"My Battle with Soda Addiction by Stan"
"I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by The Flying Welshman"
"I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by Elaine Marley; The Voodoo Lady; LeCuck; Carla; Otis; Stan; et al. In memory of Bob, ruthlessly sprayed down in his prime."
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf?
"Cabri sans cor, How to sacrifice your neighbour but not your social life" by M. Gedde
Gabriel knight reference, I know it's from Sierra, but it's about voodoo, and the game was good
"Cursing and smilling" by H.Bliss
"What's in your head, zombi ?" by C.berries
"Is it a living beard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?" by E.marley
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds
The wind that rewinds
The wind that smells like my feet
The wind that brings your hat back
The wind that took by books ideas away
The wind that defies explanation
The Hex and You: The Vodoo That You Do
Hexed! A History of Vodoo
Way of the Vodoo: A Discussion of Ethical use of Vodoo
Who do the Vodoo: A Who's who in the Vodoo world
Hex'n to Heaven
Trade Winds:
The Back Winds
Wind of the Ghostly Howl
The Wind of the Stampeding Monkeys
Wind of the Lost Souls
The Wind of the Wisps
Wind of Piraty Intent
Wind of whalloping you over
The wind that stole your hat
Comments
Scary Water and the Giblet of Mire [book 4 of 7]
Crime and Dismemberment
Blight Runner (now a motion picture from the bestselling novel)
Of Lice and Men - minor curses for the migrant ranch worker
Memoirs of a Witch Doctor
Chicka-Chicka-Voodoo (will there be enough goo?)
How to Make Foes and Torment People
The wind that rocked the cradle
Windy city wind
Wind in need is wind indeed
Name: Very Important Pirate #4
The Wind That Steals Your Patio Furniture
The Wind That Smells Suspiciously Like Last Night's Dinner
The Wind Beneath Your Bedsheets
The Wind That Smells Like Burnt Toast And Then You Have A Seizure
Some books:
The Art of Erotic Voodoo
Using the Whole Bat: Voodoo in a "Green" Conscious Society
Voodoo Dolls as Pest Control
Rotten Teeth in a Bucket of Dead Animals: A Love Story
Some pirates:
Captain Poofyhat the Damned
Brownpants The Incontinent
Old John Sweatylips
HoofHands The Unfortunate
Captain Buttruckus
Grogmug Breafmint
"Coping with stereotypes"
"How to: Break the fourth wall without others catching on"
"The wind of a thousand butterflies flapping"
as far as my pirate name?
"Lardo McBiggbutt" im a big dude...i wear it proud
For the winds, the one Guybrush calls in CMI when the balloon comes back..
I'm don't speak english enough well to understand how does he say exactly.. "Unpredictable Caribbean ???"
You can hear that here, anyway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo
-- Sgt. Peppers Lumpy Hearts Club Sandwitch
Wind:
-- The Wind that cannot blow up balloons
-- Windy Wendy
Piratename: Bob the Viking
"The Three Trials And Tribulations of A Wannabe Pirate"
"Low Fat Recipes For Cannibals"
"Insult Sword Fighting For Dummies"
"Fine Cuisine In The Tri-island Area"
"The REAL Secret of Monkey Island"
"The Wind That As Far As We Know May Not Be A Wind But Rather A Light Breeze"
Pirate Name:
Captain Grogswill No-Beard
"Of Zombies and Men"
"The Good, the bad and the zombie"
"Dude, where's my voodoo doll?"
"Vegetarian Voodoo"
"A Beginners guide to Hex"
"The Wind Cries Zombie"
"The Wind, as described by the body"
"The Wind that couldn't Whistle"
Pirate name - Flinty McDinty
He says Caribbean Trade Winds, Using that you could have "The Winds that once helped me on Plunder Island"
Oh and my Pirate name would be Ex-Captain Wolf Rogers.
edit: Changed name, prefer to be Ex-Captain living alone drinking Grog!
"The Wind that Won't Shut Up"
"The Wind that Takes Away a Child's Balloon But Blows Back a Five Dollar Bill"
"Two Winds Colliding"
"Windsday Wind"
"Hurricane-Tornado-Sandstorm"
I don't know enough about MI to suggest any of the others.
"Chicken Soup for the Undead Soul"
"How I Defeated McChuck" by Snybrush Leepwood
The wind that blows sand in your backside.
Wind powerful enough to blow itself away.
Windy McWinderton.
Pirate name? Err...
Ian "Stabs-a-Lot-of-People" Jones
That Voodoo You Do - Impress your friends, co-workers, and even random strangers with these easy to learn Voodoo hexes and spells. Warning: May cause blindness in one eye.
To Serve Fruit: A Cookbook by Lemonhead - Surely, this would be a good read if for nothing more than to help fight off sea scurvy.
Mike Stemmle on Monkey 5 - Less is more, people.
Pirate Name
According to http://www.piratename.net, my pirate name is Bloody Kuda Mathis, but I don't like that, so how about Captain Mikebeard the Ruthless.
From Voodoo Lady's personal collection:
"101 Voodoo Jokes" (to which Guybrush continues in the manner of a knock-knock joke) "Pin-Pin. Ouch!" (pause) "That's awful. No wonder it's a collector's LIMITED edition"
"All you need to know about Deja-Voodoo" G: I already read that.
“Voodoo: The Gathering”
“Acupuncture OR How to poke someone for fun and profit”
“Voodoo Princess: Poke-a-lot Barbie”
“All you ever wanted to know about Voodoo but were afraid to ask”
“Voodoo Lady Biography: I am NOT Whoopi Goldberg” (borrowed idea from Bizzaro
“A needle in your butt, better than a sharp stick in the eye”
“How I Survived Locked Up in a Coffin” by Stan
“Coffins: Nails and Darkness” by Stan
“Silence is never an option” by Stan
“How to pitch your Voodoo Services” by Stan
“How I can see without eyeballs” by Murray
“Voodoo Magazine issue #24: Build your own rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle”
“TTG: The story of the Tall Talking Gorillas”
“My Monkey’s Uncle”
“I see freakin’ Bunnies!” by Alice (wonderland reference)
“Never follow the white rabbit”
“The Deranged Monkey: A Case Study”
“The Lord of the Strings” by Edward Van Helgen
“Sheep Tossing: You Don’t Wanna Know”
“Darn kids stole my whip” by Henry Jones
“Damned and Damnation: A Love Story”
“Her hand in marriage: The Graveyard Robber”
“Eat, Sleep and Rot: A Path to Illumination”
“Voodoo Zen: It hurts to think about”
“A Peg leg named Frank” by Captain P. Silverwolf
“Have you counted your teeth this morning?”
“My glass eye and the contact lens: police novel”
“Is this the bathroom?” by Toolait I. Pead
“The boy that wanted to become a pirate” by Bim Turton
“I kissed a chimp and I liked it”
“What happened in the last 9 years?” G: Hmm, the pages are blank in this one.
“There and back again…and again…and again” by LeChuck
Winds throughout the Caribbean:
The Wind that Killed Time
The Wind that You Can See
The Wind that You Can Smell
The Wind that Takes You By Surprise
The Wind that Wanted To Be a Real Boy
The Wind that Stole My Boot
The Wind that Groped My Wife
The 5 o’ Clock Wind
The Wind that Couldn’t Care Less
Rasta Wind
The Wind that Ate My Neighbors
The Wind that Has a Drinking Problem
The Wind that Cried “Typhoon”
The Wind that Never Shut Up
The Wind that Didn’t Feel Like a Brother to Pocahontas
Chilly Wind: The Wind that Liked Chilies
The Wind that Wanted to Become a Real-Estate Agent
The Wind of Despair
The Wind that Shot my Dog
The Wind that Bit Me
The Wind that Stole my Purse
The Wind that Broke my Marriage
The Wind that Blew my Fuse
The Wind that Chewed my Boots
Same here! Also "My voice shall guide you" by Eriksson.
My Pirate Name: Captain P. Silverwolf (it actually sounds piratey) Or, why not, Silverwolf Pet! Argh!
I'll come back with more...
"What seadogs are made of - and what you can make out of them" Several recipes for the hungry pirate on high seas. (Guybrush may say: Hey they even got a Haggis recipe barbeqstyle... or barberstyle)
"Malicious Mals de Mer - 5th anniversary Special Edition" - now with even more ill-ustrations.
"Amorous Voodoo" - For all uptight pals who wanna get gals.
"Hex Hex is no Tex-Mex" Not reviewed yet. To get more info ask your local "International House of Mojo"-shopkeeper.
(I thought of a possible dialogue:
Guybrush: What about the Tex-Mex book?
Voodoo Lady: There've been many complaints lately that my mojo is stolen from the Mexican culture.
Guybrush: Is there anything in common with the Mexican recipes and your voodoo recipes?
Voodoo Lady: If you don't follow the recipes step by step, the outcome is unforeseen.
Guybrush:... like global warming and rising sea levels?
Voodoo Lady: Exactly.)
"What the Hex?" Compendium of all mojos and voodoo spells that makes you live happily, while others die crappily.
"What to do with my Voodoo?" A guidebook for fast and efficient curse lifting with a multi-language audio CP (compact parrot) on the last page.
"Voodoo 2.0" The dos and don'ts about creating your own voodoo recipes. Samples of each ingredient included. Beware: Samples may be contaminated. Disinfect with boiling seawater before using.
The wind after a good ol' chili con carne eating contest.
Since there are so many sugestions I can't think of any good ones right now.
Piratename... uhh... what about Rotten Leg Andy or Pancreas Andreas... I may prefer the last one, cos you could translate it into German with "Bauchspeicheldrüsen Andreas" or "Bauchspeicheldrüsen Andy"
"Three-Headed Monkey's and Where To Find Them"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Gaint Monkey Robot"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: The Grim Fandango"
"Pirate Dance Lessons: Insult Square Dancing"
"100 Things To Ask An Demoniacally Evil Talking Skull"
"Make Your Own Wind"
"Who's The More Windy? The Wind Or The Wind Which Follows It?"
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"How Much Wood Would Le Chuck, Chuck If Le Chuck, Were To Chunk Wood?"
Winds:
"The Wind of The Willows"
"The Wind of Herman Toothrot"
"The Wind Which Flew Away"
"The Wicked Wind of The West"
"The Tail Wind"
"The Head Wind"
"The Wind Which Follows You"
"The Break Wind"
"Amateur Wind"
"The Wind Of A Thousand Sneezes"
Pirate Name:
Captain Mad M. Bamford
I'm sure your boss appreciates that. :eek:
I'd say my pirate name is Joseph Stinkmuch
Or Frank Threesheets
* Voodoo for Dummies- A complete guide to pinning down your problems.
* Master of Puppets- How to not get strung out.
* One with the Pot- Feeling completely swamped? This stress reliever may be the answer to your problems!
Winds:
* The wind formerly known as Gus T.
* The wind that blows.
* The wind that blows...you away.
Pirate name:
* Smokey N. Chum
hex and the city
Making stew for 500
The wind that wrought the mountains
The wind of adventure
the wind of the willows
Dudejpg Fourply
Heh, should have phrased that better...
Luckily, I am doing freelance work, so is more about being distracted...
The crew of William the 3rd's Surprise
Captain John James Thornhill
Bosun Louis Kent
"Old Charles" Laguerre
"Raging John" Heidegger
"Fancy John" Vanderbank
"Swinging Sam" Samuel Rich
"Lord God" Godfrey Hogarth
"Fat John" Sydenham
"Drunk Bill" William Bridgeman
William Kneller "the Knife"
"Pieous Bill" William Butler
"Young Jim" James Boson
Books:
A System of Voodoo Dynamics: 3rd Edition
"U is for Undeath" by Sally Graphton
The Year's Best Prophecies
The Psychology of Piracy
Winds:
The Wind that Blew too Far
The Breeze of One Thousand Sighs
The Crepuscular Draft
Keep em coming,
Mike "Sea++, heh" Stemmle
Stan's Handbook of Mojo Mastery
42 ways to cook a monkey
Shrinking heads - a way of life
Sailing with Zombies
How I vaporized Ghost Pirate LeChuck, by G. Threepwood
Winds :
The Wind from the Deep
The Wind from where the sun does not shine
A small, pesky Wind
A cheeky Wind bent on mischief
Wind of Mass Destruction
The Wind that took my babe away
The No-Wind situation
A gentle wind with good education
Pirate Name :
Captain Bart Brimstone
EDIT: Or I guess if we're trying to be grammatically correct - The wind with which I was once gone.
"Yoodoo Voodoo"
"Voo and Yoo"
"Doo the Voo"
"How I Learned to do Voodoo and How It Changed My Life: A Memoir"
(Insert Witty Author Name Here)
I don't know... little gusts of wind like someone whistling.
Wind that makes a flag ruffle.
The winds that blow your papers away.
Pirate Name: Not-So-Nice Nick (I guess. XD I dunno. XD)
"How to Make Voodoo Dolls and Influence People"
"How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do?"
"Love Bombs: The Essential Safety Guide"
"101 Uses for Snake Tongues"
"Harry Potter Box Set, Books 1 - 7"
unique kinds of winds
strong winds
The Wind That Makes Your Eyes Squinty
The Wind That Carried the Smell of Baking Bread
The Wind That Gave You Goosepimples
The Wind That Gave Chicago It's Nickname
weak winds
The Wind That Failed to Blow Out Your Birthday Candles
The Wind That Tickled Your Neck
The Wind That Started the Butterfly Effect
-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
Cobb Vandeventer
It has a ring to it, or perhaps a loop.
Animal Pharm
Hex Club -- first rule is you don't talk about it
The Curse of Wrath
Lord of the Potions
Yeah, they're lame...but at least I tried, right? *feels less lazy*
The Wind that Knocks You Off Your Peglegs
The Wind that Blows in a Sorta South-Eastern Direction
The Wind that Doesn't Technically Do Anything
The Wind. Deal with it.
The Wind that is Actually a Cunningly Hidden Cannon.
Pirate name is Victor the Vengeful, because to the Victor go the spoils.
Organ grinding and you (woah, this can mean three different things)
Winds:
The wind that always blows the wrong way
The wind that shivers timbers
or
The wind that makes timbers shiver
I'm not that good a pirate, so I go by the name of Landlubber Luke.
-The Second Largest Book of Voodoo You'll Ever See
This is slightly OT, but semi-related: Is there any object in the game (a stick perhaps) that could be named the "Private Pirate's Club?" That would be awesome.
"Voodoo in a Nutshell - From Needles to Curses"
"Voodoo in 21 Days"
or better
"Voodoo in 21 Days - Defeat Chuck Norris with Voodoo in 21 Days"
Wind:
"The Wind the answers are blowing in"
Pirate Name:
"Fat Joe"
Books:
Simply Hexellent
Utterley Prophetic - The world's worst oracles
Winds
The Wind that dare not speak its name.
The Wind that generally impedes progress
the wind that callously corrupts children
the wind that wanted to be a tornado (but failed the exam)
the wind that cared
the wind from back in the day when I had to walk fifteen miles to the nearest...
"Tantalus' Torment: Voodoo as Stress-Reliever"
"Sisyphus: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Me"
"How to Make a Whole Lotta Cash Killing Childhood Dreams by James Warp"
"Life After the Beheading by Navigator-Head"
"Three Easy Steps to WORLD DOMINATION MWUHAHAHAHA by Murray the EVIL Skull"
"How to Direct a Naive Kid to His Gruesome Fate in Ten Easy Installments by Voodoo Lady"
"Education and Religion: Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, by Abraham Lincoln"
"Foodoo: The Craze Sweeping the Caribbean 'Foodoo has revitalized my mealtimes!' comment from Voodoo Lady"
"The First Church of LeChuck: Why Louisiana Must Burn by Allegro Rasputin"
"Terrorized to Life: Guybrush Threepwood Ruined my Death by The Artist Formerly Known as Ghost Pirate LeChuck"
"My Battle with Soda Addiction by Stan"
"I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by The Flying Welshman"
"I Hate Guybrush Threepwood by Elaine Marley; The Voodoo Lady; LeCuck; Carla; Otis; Stan; et al. In memory of Bob, ruthlessly sprayed down in his prime."
"Cabri sans cor, How to sacrifice your neighbour but not your social life" by M. Gedde
Gabriel knight reference, I know it's from Sierra, but it's about voodoo, and the game was good
"Cursing and smilling" by H.Bliss
"What's in your head, zombi ?" by C.berries
"Is it a living beard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?" by E.marley
The wind that rewinds
The wind that smells like my feet
The wind that brings your hat back
The wind that took by books ideas away
The wind that defies explanation
Solal "Crapaud des mers du Sud" De la Manche, barely French corsair
EDIT : in fact that's my son's pirate name
The Hex and You: The Vodoo That You Do
Hexed! A History of Vodoo
Way of the Vodoo: A Discussion of Ethical use of Vodoo
Who do the Vodoo: A Who's who in the Vodoo world
Hex'n to Heaven
Trade Winds:
The Back Winds
Wind of the Ghostly Howl
The Wind of the Stampeding Monkeys
Wind of the Lost Souls
The Wind of the Wisps
Wind of Piraty Intent
Wind of whalloping you over
The wind that stole your hat
Piratey Name
Arr, me be Wherin Long-John's Silver matey!