"The wind that screams for monkeys."
"The wind that sailors fear."
"The wind that came from LeChuck's bathroom."
"The wind of a mourning siren."
"Mariah"
Books:
Practicing Safe Hex
Who do? You do! We All do the Voodoo!
Juju Bags: Separating the magic from the myth.
Hex and the City: The novelisation of the Movie. (surprised nobody's thought of that yet. Unless they have, in which case, sorry I missed it.)
Winds:
The wind strong enough to set a VCR.
The wind faster than a speeding zimmer frame.
The wind that winned - uh, won.
The wind that reminds me of the 6th of July last year....oh, no reason.
Pirate Name: Dash "Wenchwhacker" Pikeman.
Ok, so the wind names were mostly not that great, but I'm happy with some of the book titles I came up with.
“A chip off the ol’ doll”
“The rib bone is NOT connected to the ankle bone”
“Voodoo Green Towel on the Head: A Controversy”
“Piratechology: A History of Pirate Psychology”
“101 meanings of <Argh!>”
“Learning from parents’ mistakes: Birth Control”
“Earth is Full. Go Home. OR How to greet your mother-in-law”
“Butter on a bald Monkey: Dancing Lessons”
“Onions and Lungs: The chemicals of Voodoo”
“Spelling in VewDooh”
“Team Gale Tells: Working with piracy” (anagram for TTG )
“The animal, the lady and the furniture, a children’s book”
“Porcelain: Origins” (this might be really cool to use)
“Ingredients for potions: by and with the following authors”
“Paranoia, I haz it”
“The monkeys made me do it”
“I know something you don’t know” by Ron Gilbert
“How to fight like a cow”
“Voo-dos and Voo-don’ts of Potions”
“How to reach level 80 in the MI Series”
“How and why do you have a pinky”
“Spaghetti Carbonara: Not what it seems” by Captain Silverwolf Pet.
“Spaghetti Carbonara: No cream or else!” (this is for Dominic He hates it when people use cream in this type of dish)
“The change in my pocket, the monkey in yours”
“The hole in my shoe: Drama”
“Washing: Pirate Edition – it’s not that scary”
“Book title by author” Guybrush: It surprises me with it’s simplicity.
“The Legend of the Mouse Pointer: Tales and Sightings”
“Things that you can find on the floor: Alphabetical version”
“Special Extended Limited Reviewed Edition: Sand”
“Guybrush and the Aliens” by George and Steven
“Schizophrenia and me, and me, and me”
“Pirates code: 31287543”
“Insult swordfighting: We promise we’ll add some in season two”
“The happy victim: Educational Purposes”
“The stranger in my closet”
“The stranger in my closet, Vol II: His head fell off”
“The stranger in my closet, Vol III: He’s staring at me”
Winds that roam around us:
The Wind that Sneaked into the women’s locker-room
The Wind that Speaks to Me and Argues with the Voices in my Head
The Wind that Thinks He’s Funny but He’s Not
The Wind that Found Out He Was a Reindeer
The Wind that Chose Wisely
The Wind that Watches Our Every Move
The Wind that Makes Great Pancakes
The Wind that his Own Mother Didn’t Recognize
The Wind that Hoped For a Pony on Christmas Eve
The Wind that Laughed Hysterically at the Sight of Balloons
The Wind that Stated He Was a Real Boy
The Wind that Thought He Was Peter Pan
The Wind that Was More Human
The Wind that Could
The Wind that Desired a Windess
The Wind that Had a Neurotic Breakdown
The Wind that Wished Upon a Star… and Got Scammed
The Wind that Wasn’t a Wind
The Wind that Mocked People
The Wind that Had a Serious Problem with the Color Green
The Wind that Invaded my Privacy
The Wind that Likes Melons
The Wind that’s Made in China
The Wind that Eats Chinese Food
The Wind that Watches You when You Sleep
The Wind that Changes Your Socks while You Sleep
The Wind that Cleans Up Behind the Fridge Too
"We do Voodoo" On-board-games for all your scurvy mates. (maybe an idea for a boardgame lying around... G: Hey it says there's a Guybrush-figure in it. But I don't seem to find it... ohh... it's the dog.)
Sweet merciful monkeys, how long were you writing that post for?
(Also, you posted at 11:38 in whatever time zone I have this forum set in. Awesome.)
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Well, what can I say? When I have ideeas (even bad/mediocre/good ideeas) they don't come one by one It's called brainstorming , anything goes, few ideeas remain. I'll probably write another post tommorow. It will be my third (of this huuuuge-ness).
Keep in touch
Voodoo Books
Knowing Your Snake Bites, The Men of PQ 1645-1667, Divine Secrets of the Voo-Doo Sisterhood, 101 Recipes for Coconuts, Life Begins at Zombification
Names of the Wind
The Wind that Leaves You Feeling Fresh, The Wind that Brings Ill-smelling News, The Wind that You Knew in High School but Haven't Hung Out With for Four Years, The Wind that Ruffles the Tops of the Palms and Then You Wake-up Two Hours Later Smelling of Coconuts
And my pirate name is, of course, Captain Lena, Bint el-Bahr! (Daughter of the Sea)
So many responses already... but here are some ideas. Sorry if I repeat any. I skimmed everybody's but I can't compare 'em all.
Books:
"That Voodoo that you do: Guide to Love"
"The Secret Diaries of Marie Laveau"
"Disappearing acts (and other parlor tricks) Vol 5"
"Gris Gris and Grits: Homestyle cooking"
"Rubber chickens: To pully or not to pully."
"Interior Hexorating: A guide to a stylish home defense"
"Beginners guide to real estate"
Winds
"The Wabbling Wallowing Windy Winding Wind"
"The Wind that whistles too much"
"The Wind on a hot summer day."
Books
"Voodou and You: A Beginner's Guide"
"WHY JOHNNY CAN'T HEX: and what you can do about it"
"How to Win Friends & Influence People Without Their Consent"
"The Common Sense Book of Voudou"
"Love Potion Recipes: A Jealous Ex-Lover's Guide"
Wind phrases
The wind that closes more doors than it opens.
The wind that was breathed by God but inhaled by the devil.
The wind that excites even the most impotent of men. (erm, what? sorry)
Pirate Name
Captain Barbagrigio
"Grey beard" or to be vain, Captain Derwin Barbagrigio
The first person to suggest "Tuesdays with Murray" will be banned from the forums.
Here's my recommended bookshelf, valuing diversity first and foremost:
From Hex to Eternity
The Hex is a Lonely Hunter
The Fountainhex
Slaughterhouse Hex
Nineteen Eighty-Hex
The Postman Always Rings Hex
My Antonia, by Willa Cather
Update: I have a final list made up of the best of the winds and books I came up with HERE
MORE WINDS -
The Penitent Wind That Passed
The Wind That Kissed My Wife And Stole My Booty
The Wind That Huffed And Puffed And Blew My House Down
The Windier Side Of The Tri-Island Area
The Winds From Unknown Waters
Stan's Breezy Winds tm
The Wind That Wants To Make An End Table Out Of You But Doesn't Have The Guts
A Lovely Wind of Death
The Anarchist Nonconformist Wind That Doesn't Follow Trendy Trade Winds
The Wind That Gave Me Swine Flu
The Wind That Backed Away From Chuck Norris
The First Wind On Earth
The Wind Of A Thousand Chinese Tortures
The Wind Who Can't Stop Gambling
The Wind Of The Three Trials
The Wind That No One But A Pirate Can Pass
The Wind That Maims And Bruises But Never Kills
The Wind That Knows What I Did Last Summer
The Wind With No Conscience
The Wind Called Wanda
The Wind That Sank Me
The Wind That Raided My Pirate-y Fridge
The Wind That's Not A Moon, But Is A Space Station
The Wind That Stole My Kidneys
The Wind That Cried Wolf
The Wind From Davy Jone's Locker
The Wind That Pronounced Threepwood Right
El Dorado - The Lost Winds Of Gold
From Trade Winds With Love
The White Wind That Took Me Leg
The Wind That Gave Me A Blue Screen Of Death
The Wind That Prefers Point and Click
The Wind That Prefers The Keyboard
The Wind Of Pure Happiness And Fluffy Pink Bunnys
The Wind That Loved Me And Left Me In Paris
The Wind That Ate Godzilla, Then Tokyo
One Of Those Filthy Video Game Convention Winds
The Wind From The End Of The World
The Wind Of Impossible Proportions
The Wind With A City On It
The Wind From Outer Space
The Wind I Found In My Socks
The Wind From My Closet
Not Just Any Wind
The Fastest Wind On Earth
The Smartest Wind On Earth
The Wind That Dug A Hole To China
The Wind That The Devil Has Nightmares About
The Wind That Believed In Santa Clause
The Wind That Married My Horse
The Evil Wind That Told Me He Was My Father
The Wind From Ms. Liberty's Nostrils
The Wind That Found Big Whoop
The Wind I'll Never Forget...What's That About Wind?
The Wind That Shall Not Pass
The Ominous Wind That Floated Around Shouting MWAHAHAHAHA!
The Wind That Told Me It's Life Story
The Wind That Was QUITE The Party Animal
The Wind That Killed Jimmy Hoffa
Oh, another book idea Euripides' Medea's Family Reunion. And she should probably have a Bravisima! lingerie catalog or two. (The real one is Bravisimo and she'd definitely be a regular buyer.)
"Igpay Atinlay orfay Iratespay"
"Zombie Pirates Survival Guide"
a starbuccaneer's menu the size of a phone book
"Pirate to Klingon dictionary: from Arrrrgh! to Arr'gh!"
Comments
"How to conquer your fear of porcelain."
Names for wind:
"The wind that screams for monkeys."
"The wind that sailors fear."
"The wind that came from LeChuck's bathroom."
"The wind of a mourning siren."
"Mariah"
My pirate name:
Fire Fausk the Short-Tempered
"The Voodician"
"The Pillars of Voodoo"
"Daemons and Angels - From a Voodoo Point of View"
"Over 9 thousand ways to - Wait... what? Over 9 thousand?"
The Winds of Loose Change
The Winds of Change that was in my pocket before the Monkey stole it.
"The wind in the what what?"
"Voodoo Clothing: How to use voodoo magic to create that fine leather jacket you've allways wanted."
"Dairy Farming for Pirates"
by "Snafu" Bob Dagger
p.s. there not very good but I had to try at least!!
Practicing Safe Hex
Who do? You do! We All do the Voodoo!
Juju Bags: Separating the magic from the myth.
Hex and the City: The novelisation of the Movie. (surprised nobody's thought of that yet. Unless they have, in which case, sorry I missed it.)
Winds:
The wind strong enough to set a VCR.
The wind faster than a speeding zimmer frame.
The wind that winned - uh, won.
The wind that reminds me of the 6th of July last year....oh, no reason.
Pirate Name: Dash "Wenchwhacker" Pikeman.
Ok, so the wind names were mostly not that great, but I'm happy with some of the book titles I came up with.
After reading this Guybrush may say: "Weird, this is just a sheet of music."
Optionally the first beats of Rick Astleys famous "Rickroll" sound could be heard in the background.
Voodoo Lady’s Favorites:
“A chip off the ol’ doll”
“The rib bone is NOT connected to the ankle bone”
“Voodoo Green Towel on the Head: A Controversy”
“Piratechology: A History of Pirate Psychology”
“101 meanings of <Argh!>”
“Learning from parents’ mistakes: Birth Control”
“Earth is Full. Go Home. OR How to greet your mother-in-law”
“Butter on a bald Monkey: Dancing Lessons”
“Onions and Lungs: The chemicals of Voodoo”
“Spelling in VewDooh”
“Team Gale Tells: Working with piracy” (anagram for TTG
“The animal, the lady and the furniture, a children’s book”
“Porcelain: Origins” (this might be really cool to use)
“Ingredients for potions: by and with the following authors”
“Paranoia, I haz it”
“The monkeys made me do it”
“I know something you don’t know” by Ron Gilbert
“How to fight like a cow”
“Voo-dos and Voo-don’ts of Potions”
“How to reach level 80 in the MI Series”
“How and why do you have a pinky”
“Spaghetti Carbonara: Not what it seems” by Captain Silverwolf Pet.
“Spaghetti Carbonara: No cream or else!” (this is for Dominic
“The change in my pocket, the monkey in yours”
“The hole in my shoe: Drama”
“Washing: Pirate Edition – it’s not that scary”
“Book title by author” Guybrush: It surprises me with it’s simplicity.
“The Legend of the Mouse Pointer: Tales and Sightings”
“Things that you can find on the floor: Alphabetical version”
“Special Extended Limited Reviewed Edition: Sand”
“Guybrush and the Aliens” by George and Steven
“Schizophrenia and me, and me, and me”
“Pirates code: 31287543”
“Insult swordfighting: We promise we’ll add some in season two”
“The happy victim: Educational Purposes”
“The stranger in my closet”
“The stranger in my closet, Vol II: His head fell off”
“The stranger in my closet, Vol III: He’s staring at me”
Winds that roam around us:
The Wind that Sneaked into the women’s locker-room
The Wind that Speaks to Me and Argues with the Voices in my Head
The Wind that Thinks He’s Funny but He’s Not
The Wind that Found Out He Was a Reindeer
The Wind that Chose Wisely
The Wind that Watches Our Every Move
The Wind that Makes Great Pancakes
The Wind that his Own Mother Didn’t Recognize
The Wind that Hoped For a Pony on Christmas Eve
The Wind that Laughed Hysterically at the Sight of Balloons
The Wind that Stated He Was a Real Boy
The Wind that Thought He Was Peter Pan
The Wind that Was More Human
The Wind that Could
The Wind that Desired a Windess
The Wind that Had a Neurotic Breakdown
The Wind that Wished Upon a Star… and Got Scammed
The Wind that Wasn’t a Wind
The Wind that Mocked People
The Wind that Had a Serious Problem with the Color Green
The Wind that Invaded my Privacy
The Wind that Likes Melons
The Wind that’s Made in China
The Wind that Eats Chinese Food
The Wind that Watches You when You Sleep
The Wind that Changes Your Socks while You Sleep
The Wind that Cleans Up Behind the Fridge Too
Daniel el Devastador
Sweet merciful monkeys, how long were you writing that post for?
(Also, you posted at 11:38 in whatever time zone I have this forum set in. Awesome.)
or
"Chindoo: the cheaper Voodoo"
"What kind of Magic Spells to Use" by David B.
Silver's Long Johns Catalogue
"What I told the Witch-Doctor, Part I: I Was In Love With You"
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Well, what can I say? When I have ideeas (even bad/mediocre/good ideeas) they don't come one by one
Keep in touch
Knowing Your Snake Bites, The Men of PQ 1645-1667, Divine Secrets of the Voo-Doo Sisterhood, 101 Recipes for Coconuts, Life Begins at Zombification
Names of the Wind
The Wind that Leaves You Feeling Fresh, The Wind that Brings Ill-smelling News, The Wind that You Knew in High School but Haven't Hung Out With for Four Years, The Wind that Ruffles the Tops of the Palms and Then You Wake-up Two Hours Later Smelling of Coconuts
And my pirate name is, of course, Captain Lena, Bint el-Bahr! (Daughter of the Sea)
Oh, you flatter me, my friend. If only this was true for each and every romanian.
(sorry for the doublepost)
Have I mentioned that my pirate name is Captain Silverwolf Pet? Or Captain P. Silverwolf? Hmmm, maybe I should use this as my signature
"The Colour of Voodoo" by Jerry Hatchet
"16 Uses for Chicken Blood"
"Zombies: The Teenage Years"
"My Little Zombie"
Books:
"That Voodoo that you do: Guide to Love"
"The Secret Diaries of Marie Laveau"
"Disappearing acts (and other parlor tricks) Vol 5"
"Gris Gris and Grits: Homestyle cooking"
"Rubber chickens: To pully or not to pully."
"Interior Hexorating: A guide to a stylish home defense"
"Beginners guide to real estate"
Winds
"The Wabbling Wallowing Windy Winding Wind"
"The Wind that whistles too much"
"The Wind on a hot summer day."
Pirate Name
Captain Nojh, Terror of the 8th Sea
Wish I had more. Sorry.
"Secret of the Lost Island: A Voodoo Conspiracy" by John L.
"How to make Tattoos speak" by Meathook
Books
"Voodou and You: A Beginner's Guide"
"WHY JOHNNY CAN'T HEX: and what you can do about it"
"How to Win Friends & Influence People Without Their Consent"
"The Common Sense Book of Voudou"
"Love Potion Recipes: A Jealous Ex-Lover's Guide"
Wind phrases
The wind that closes more doors than it opens.
The wind that was breathed by God but inhaled by the devil.
The wind that excites even the most impotent of men. (erm, what? sorry)
Pirate Name
Captain Barbagrigio
"Grey beard"
or to be vain, Captain Derwin Barbagrigio
or
"Voogling the Secret of Monkey Island"
Here's my recommended bookshelf, valuing diversity first and foremost:
From Hex to Eternity
The Hex is a Lonely Hunter
The Fountainhex
Slaughterhouse Hex
Nineteen Eighty-Hex
The Postman Always Rings Hex
My Antonia, by Willa Cather
What? It's a good book. Everyone should have it.
The Phantom Manatee
Eddy Three-Hooks
Bilge Shipworthy
Rex Ramtoothmunson
Dr. Bojangles
Skippy
Other junk:
"Baby's First Tome of Curses"
"This is not a Good Book"
MORE WINDS -
The Penitent Wind That Passed
The Wind That Kissed My Wife And Stole My Booty
The Wind That Huffed And Puffed And Blew My House Down
The Windier Side Of The Tri-Island Area
The Winds From Unknown Waters
Stan's Breezy Winds tm
The Wind That Wants To Make An End Table Out Of You But Doesn't Have The Guts
A Lovely Wind of Death
The Anarchist Nonconformist Wind That Doesn't Follow Trendy Trade Winds
The Wind That Gave Me Swine Flu
The Wind That Backed Away From Chuck Norris
The First Wind On Earth
The Wind Of A Thousand Chinese Tortures
The Wind Who Can't Stop Gambling
The Wind Of The Three Trials
The Wind That No One But A Pirate Can Pass
The Wind That Maims And Bruises But Never Kills
The Wind That Knows What I Did Last Summer
The Wind With No Conscience
The Wind Called Wanda
The Wind That Sank Me
The Wind That Raided My Pirate-y Fridge
The Wind That's Not A Moon, But Is A Space Station
The Wind That Stole My Kidneys
The Wind That Cried Wolf
The Wind From Davy Jone's Locker
The Wind That Pronounced Threepwood Right
El Dorado - The Lost Winds Of Gold
From Trade Winds With Love
The White Wind That Took Me Leg
The Wind That Gave Me A Blue Screen Of Death
The Wind That Prefers Point and Click
The Wind That Prefers The Keyboard
The Wind Of Pure Happiness And Fluffy Pink Bunnys
The Wind That Loved Me And Left Me In Paris
The Wind That Ate Godzilla, Then Tokyo
One Of Those Filthy Video Game Convention Winds
The Wind From The End Of The World
The Wind Of Impossible Proportions
The Wind With A City On It
The Wind From Outer Space
The Wind I Found In My Socks
The Wind From My Closet
Not Just Any Wind
The Fastest Wind On Earth
The Smartest Wind On Earth
The Wind That Dug A Hole To China
The Wind That The Devil Has Nightmares About
The Wind That Believed In Santa Clause
The Wind That Married My Horse
The Evil Wind That Told Me He Was My Father
The Wind From Ms. Liberty's Nostrils
The Wind That Found Big Whoop
The Wind I'll Never Forget...What's That About Wind?
The Wind That Shall Not Pass
The Ominous Wind That Floated Around Shouting MWAHAHAHAHA!
The Wind That Told Me It's Life Story
The Wind That Was QUITE The Party Animal
The Wind That Killed Jimmy Hoffa
"AAARRRRRRRHHHH!!!!!!! - A cookbook by real pirates, for real pirates.."
"The Best of the Barbery Coast - Limericks and swashbuckling poems by the famous trio!!"
"Ghost Rabbit - A saga in 16 books"
"Igpay Atinlay orfay Iratespay"
"Zombie Pirates Survival Guide"
a starbuccaneer's menu the size of a phone book
"Pirate to Klingon dictionary: from Arrrrgh! to Arr'gh!"
For winds:
The Breeze of the Disoriented Seagull
The Wind of Ultimate Chillyness
The Storm of Stupifying Wetness
For books:
Dr. Shakalaka's Brain Training: Train your brain in minutes a day! - Transform your brains into the pets you've always dreamed of owning!
Deja Voodoo - Have I heard this joke before?
Piratename:
Mad Tjib McMadness
or
Tjibbe the Unwashable
Yeah, I'm not very good at this:p
The Arr-Arr Diaries
Hoodoo: The Science of Voodoo
1001 Islands You Must Visit Before You Die
1001 Hexes You Must Try Before You Die
etc.
Wind:
The Wind that passed the crack
The Wind in the Narrows
The Wind, oh the Wind, oh the Wind, oh the Wind
The Wind and the Clockworks
Pirate Name:
Cap'n Scapetti
I find that one very funny!
Wind:The wind that smacks you in the face and then disappears
Pirate name: Anemic Mike
.-"Just A Book"
.-"How to build a Business.- By Stan"
.-"How to build a Business again and again.- By Stan"
.-"Starting Over.- By Stan"
.-"Life inside a coffin.- By Stan"
.-"Beneath the mask.- By Lemon Head"
.-"Cannibals are people too"
.-"Skeleton songs for parents"
.-"Life and undeath as a pirate"
.-"Killer recipes.- by Griswold Goodsoup"
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hex (But Were too Afraid to Ask) (Someone used Voodoo instead of Hex so I’m listing it anyway, ha!)
Bertie Wooster Voodoos Through
Hex and Hexability
Much Ado About Voodoo
Jane Arrrr
I Know Why the Pricked Doll Screams
and of course,
Nobody Knows my Name
Pride and Prejudice and Pirates.
Principia Piratica.
Most likely cleverly twisted existing book titles that have something to do with voodoo jargon and not just piratey books and titles.