Book Titles:
Hexes and Curses: Volume 22: The Undead
Re-animation for Dummies
Chants, Rites, and Rituals: A Beginner's Guide
The Stuffy Doll Reverse Acupuncture Manual
He's more to be pitied than censured. You see, he's a Linux user. Plus he's smack dab in the middle of finals, and he's in his last year so it's probably better he concentrate on graduating right now.
He's more to be pitied than censured. You see, he's a Linux user.
I always got the impression you didn't really use Linux as much as Linux used you. As in, used your time and energy to get something that you could get to work correctly much faster on a PC or even a Mac.
I always got the impression you didn't really use Linux as much as Linux used you. As in, used your time and energy to get something that you could get to work correctly much faster on a PC or even a Mac.
Yet they can't give it up. The first ones free; they figure why not try it? You can't get hooked that easily, right? We're doing what we can for him.
Yet they can't give it up. The first ones free; they figure why not try it? You can't get hooked that easily, right? We're doing what we can for him.
Eventually he'll realize he's losing more time getting Linux to just run programs properly than he's scoring from the OS running faster. Troubleshooting anything on there is a nightmare.
This thread is already filled up with so many funny titles
I hope im not too late, I totaly wanna play too (hehe)
Here are some book titles i think the voodoo lady would have:
"Ley Lines: A Caribbean Nightlife Guide for the Magically Inclined"
"Burned: Conjuring Elementals the WRONG Way"
"101 Magic Tricks" (I can see a scene where Guybrush sound surprised when reading this title and the VooDoo lady responds defensively "we all have to start somewhere"
"Go for the Head!: Cautionary Tales of a Zombie Apocalypse"
"Natural Chemistry: Magic Recipes for the Lazy in Love"
"Natural Chemistry 2: More Magic Recipes for the Lazy in Love (Now with 65% less Zombies)"
Im a bit of a loss for funny wind sayings at the moment, but its late :P
Eventually he'll realize he's losing more time getting Linux to just run programs properly than he's scoring from the OS running faster. Troubleshooting anything on there is a nightmare.
I have been using Linux at work for almost 2 years. Maybe twice a year I have bigger issues with the OS, which are solved in 1 or 2 hours. Sure, I can't get the line-out to work and 3D has some persistent issues, but I don't need that things at work. At home, I am using Windows.
Books:
Flaming Ghost Pirate Beards and the Human Response
Famous Talking Skulls of the Caribbean
Harnessing Your Sheer Force of Will For Evil: A Lesson In Horror Writing For the Literaryly Limbless
Why I Laugh So Much: A Torturous Tale of Fish Nibbling -By Murray The Mighty Demonic Skull
How to Sell-Off Corporate Caribbean: A Crushing Tale of Government Insanity
How to Conchoct Batches of Powerful Sea Shell Inscriptions while Drinking Java at the Lua Bar Using Only
Pearls, Rubies, or Scumm: Arghternative Languages for the Socially Challenged Pirate
I had fun with that last one
Wind:
The wind that stole my treasure map!
The wind that stole my balloon, but brought it back!
The wind that didn't tell Joker it had one of those... ...? ...Things!
"My Hex Girlfriend" How to get rid of her the voodoo-way.
"My Hex Wife" The continuation of the bestseller "My Hex Girlfried" with information about riding a ship cut up in half with anti-gravitation spells... and how to get rid of her the voodoo-way. (G: Look there's a free 3-days trial soon-to-be-ex-wife-mojo. This may come in handy in the future. If you like this product, check your local "International House of Mojo" stores for more inventions from the "Buff duff Voodoo-stuff"-collection. Buy two and get none free!)
"The Dojo of Mojo" Learn martial arts with the ability to resurrect your enemies for endless fun of fighting. Alphabetical insults ordered by topics in the last chapter (G: I never get to the last chapter in any book... or game.)
Hex This, Not That!
Zombie pirates: A root cause analysis
Navigator's Head Revisited
The Piratical Curses
Theatrical Voodoo: Stage and Scream
Bats Wings Fall Apart
A Farewell to Charms
The wind that stole my teddy bear
The wind that's.... pink
The wind with the giggles
The wind that was so deadly, they named it after me
The Wind that foils me at every step!
The wind that stole all the grog, then blew the pub <bar if you're american> down
The wind that's always upwind from a fat person
The wind that convinced me to buy this lovely russian hat {aw, c'mon PLEASE let Guybrush do a Russian accent in this one? }
There's a Monkey in my Pocket: This and Other Embarassing Voodoo-related Accidents
The Voodoo Mafia: Tales of Treachery
The Little Zombie-Pirate That Could by Wally b. Feed
On the Origins of the Undead by Craig Darwin
Big Trouble in Little China: When Voodoo Gets Out of Control by Jack Burton
Yes sir, the check is in the mail: 101 ways to fast-talk a debtor by Stan
Surviving Big Whoop: Tales of Broken Promises by Wally b. Feed
Myopia and Me by Wally b. Feed
You're going to die by Casandra
1 -
"Teach Yourself Voodoo in 24 Hours"
"101 ways to pinch your voodoo doll"
"V for Voodoo"
"How to cut your brother's leg and be happy"
"Jojo likes Juju - a voodoo guide for monkeys"
"Swamps for rent"
2-
"The wind that blows from hell to your face"
"The wind that blows when you say something inappropriate"
"The wind that blows up your mind"
"The wind that stinks"
"Confessions of a Part-Time Zombie"
"A Brief History of Spines"
"How to Use a Guy in 10 Ways"
"To Resurrect a Mockingbird"
"The Holy Bile - And 7 more fantastic ingredients you didn't know you needed"
"Soup from the Chicken's Soul"
"Little Women - An Illustrated Guide to Dolls"
"On the Origin of Ouijas"
"Grimm's Hairy Tails"
I checked the previous posts, but still hope I don't have any duplicats.
Books
"Heroes without Funghi"
"Antique and their values: Torture Instruments"
"Postcards from Venus"
"I wish I stayed home - 100 travelers stories"
"How to Curse Friends and Obliterate People"
"The Monster in the Sewers, My Account" by M. Calavera
"Over your Dead Body, and other ways to collect"
"Handbook of Herbs and Funghi - 50th anniversary edition"
Winds
The Wind that tickles the nosehairs
The Wind that tears the jolly
Confessions of a Dangerous Skull (by Murray the D. T. Skull)
The Spitting News - A Monthly Review
From Maniacs to Monkeys: A Visual History of Scum
Voodunnit: A History of Slime and Punishment
The Portrait of a Voodoo Lady: An Unauthorized Biography
Much Voodoo About Nothing - The Big Whoop Debate
The Taming of the Crew
How I Learned to Stop Swinging and Love the Love Bomb (by Wally the Cartographer)
Hexotic Leaves: A Witch's Guide to Herbs and Flowers
My pirate name would probably be Klingsohr Owl. Or, as my avatar suggests, Captain Zissou ^^.
I don't have time to read all the previous posts now, but here are some more book titles:
"Who stole my mojo?" (or "Who stole my voodoo doll?")
"Voodoo from V to OO"
"The priestess' guide to the swamp"
"101 famous curses"
"My first voodoo book"
"Voodoo doll making 101"
Edit: "Who stole my mojo?" should be "Who moved my mojo?" :P
"The wind that for no particular reason always chages to the opposite direction of yor movment"
"The relative wind"
Books:
"How to freak out young men with a bunch of fireworks and a couple of coloured lightbulbs"
"Mindreading of the mindless"
"A study of spells used in chain letters"
"Why doors seems to transport you to another location"
"The paradox of timetravelling. -A guide for surviving encounters with yourself, your children and your parents. (If they are in skeleton form, chanses are you're dreaming)"
I'm sorry if these suggestions have been said before, but it's easy to miss stuff in the mass of suggestions. I'd like to re-emphasise that comment before making my book suggestion because I'm sure someone has to have suggested it before.
BOOK:
Monkey Island 3 - R. Gilbert
WINDS:
I can't believe it's not wind
The wind that doesn't quite move a ship -- the word ship can be replaced with the vessel GT is trying to sail
The one minute a year gust
The wind that tickles your * -- *insert the word people use to describe GT's beard.
A Clock-wind Orange
PIRATE NAME:
Privateer Shmeh (I might slaughter the innocent, but at least I pay my taxes!!)
Here's some wind suggestions that elaborate on some previous ones:
The wind with no name (other than this one)
The wind that tells you the secret of Monkey Island -- Every 10 Minutes in this area you hear the words "The secret of Monkey Island" in a gusty voice.
The wind beneath my cheeks
I was going to suggest "The wind of sixty-nine disappointed sighs" before I read someones suggestion of "The breeze of a thousand sighs", so I'll suggest it by pretending to have a cry. QQ
(Sorry if any of this is already mentioned. Even if I could be bothered to go through the 150+ posts right now I would probably forget half of it before hitting Reply.)
books:
Ten Forbidden Magicks You Are Going to Use Anyway The Book of Unwritten Tales
1000 Ways Not to Phrase Wishes
Let's Get Kraken, A 3-Step Guide to Advanced Angling
winds:
The Wind that Killed That Moth the Other Day
The Wind that's Only Ever Smelled
The Wind at The End of the World
The Wound
The Wind that's Left Behind When a Clockwise and Counterclockwise Tornado Cancel Each Other Out
The Wind that Arises When Two Dragons Land On Opposite Sides Of A Mountain
The Wind that Reminds You You're Dressing Too Lightly
The Wind that Was Over Before It Began
The Wind that Rocked The Cradle
Brought to you by Zol'nn Gougings, smuggler extraordinaire.
"The wind that smells suspiciously of weasels."
"The wind that makes windmills wind widdershins."
"A wind by any other name is still a wind."
"The wind in the willows."
"The wind that sucks because it does not blow."
I've got nothing for book titles. Well, I've got one:
"The Haunted Mansion" by Hugo First.
As for Winds:
The Wind Of Bloodnok ((Anyone who gets the original reference has my eternal respect. Anyone who gets the slightly more recent reference has half of my eternal respect.))
A Night In Gales ((Hardy Har Harr))
The Wind Of... That Damn Butterfly. ((DUN DUN DUUUUN))
And my Pirate Name:
Charlie "Shiverin' Timbers" Wood (Or "Chuck Shivers" for short)
Interview with the voodoo priestess
University Voodoo (with modern voodoo)
A Golem's Tale
The Bill of Frights
The Color of HEX
The Brains fantastic
Monkey Kombat for dummies
Gibert's Game
The Pikerunner
Ghost Emperor of Doom
Blow: an alchemist diary
winds:
the wind knocked out of your lungs
wind from a deflating balloon
The gastric wind
The wind of bowel movements
The wind of spring dusk
Comments
"Voodoo-dolls and Other Needlework"
"Fancy Voodoo-dolls with Needlepoint"
"Needles for Dummies" (double meaning... got it?
"Do-it-Yourself: Voodoo-dollhouses"
Oooh, topical and alliterative, I like it, I like it.
Hexes and Curses: Volume 22: The Undead
Re-animation for Dummies
Chants, Rites, and Rituals: A Beginner's Guide
The Stuffy Doll Reverse Acupuncture Manual
Winds:
Will come back if I think of any
Pirate Name:
Ray the Bloodthirsty
Voodoos and Voodon'ts of the Caribbean Society.
Wind:
Honeyed blow of the southern exposure
Pirate name:
Keelhaul Kid
Also he suggest a book title Sun Tzu's Art of Voodoo.
He's more to be pitied than censured. You see, he's a Linux user. Plus he's smack dab in the middle of finals, and he's in his last year so it's probably better he concentrate on graduating right now.
How to How to Make Your Own Rubber Chicken with a Pulley in the
Middle
Ten Tricks to Easily Find Human Skulls to Decorate Your Office
The Best Ways to Follow a Hero on His Quest
Dmnkly : A Guide to Pirate Gibberish
Answers to All Burning Questions About Wood Chucking Woodchucks
Monkey Island 5 Strategy Guide
Green and Smoky Magic Potions For Dummies
The Curious Doll of Benjamin Needles
I hope im not too late, I totaly wanna play too (hehe)
Here are some book titles i think the voodoo lady would have:
"Ley Lines: A Caribbean Nightlife Guide for the Magically Inclined"
"Burned: Conjuring Elementals the WRONG Way"
"101 Magic Tricks" (I can see a scene where Guybrush sound surprised when reading this title and the VooDoo lady responds defensively "we all have to start somewhere"
"Go for the Head!: Cautionary Tales of a Zombie Apocalypse"
"Natural Chemistry: Magic Recipes for the Lazy in Love"
"Natural Chemistry 2: More Magic Recipes for the Lazy in Love (Now with 65% less Zombies)"
Im a bit of a loss for funny wind sayings at the moment, but its late :P
My pirate name would be VooDoo Bob
I have been using Linux at work for almost 2 years. Maybe twice a year I have bigger issues with the OS, which are solved in 1 or 2 hours. Sure, I can't get the line-out to work and 3D has some persistent issues, but I don't need that things at work. At home, I am using Windows.
Books:
Flaming Ghost Pirate Beards and the Human Response
Famous Talking Skulls of the Caribbean
Harnessing Your Sheer Force of Will For Evil: A Lesson In Horror Writing For the Literaryly Limbless
Why I Laugh So Much: A Torturous Tale of Fish Nibbling -By Murray The Mighty Demonic Skull
How to Sell-Off Corporate Caribbean: A Crushing Tale of Government Insanity
How to Conchoct Batches of Powerful Sea Shell Inscriptions while Drinking Java at the Lua Bar Using Only
Pearls, Rubies, or Scumm: Arghternative Languages for the Socially Challenged Pirate
I had fun with that last one
Wind:
The wind that stole my treasure map!
The wind that stole my balloon, but brought it back!
The wind that didn't tell Joker it had one of those... ...? ...Things!
~Blokebroom Pluckplank a Really Fearsome Pirate
"My Hex Wife" The continuation of the bestseller "My Hex Girlfried" with information about riding a ship cut up in half with anti-gravitation spells... and how to get rid of her the voodoo-way. (G: Look there's a free 3-days trial soon-to-be-ex-wife-mojo. This may come in handy in the future. If you like this product, check your local "International House of Mojo" stores for more inventions from the "Buff duff Voodoo-stuff"-collection. Buy two and get none free!)
"The Dojo of Mojo" Learn martial arts with the ability to resurrect your enemies for endless fun of fighting. Alphabetical insults ordered by topics in the last chapter (G: I never get to the last chapter in any book... or game.)
That's the wind of luff.
Hex This, Not That!
Zombie pirates: A root cause analysis
Navigator's Head Revisited
The Piratical Curses
Theatrical Voodoo: Stage and Scream
Bats Wings Fall Apart
A Farewell to Charms
The wind that's.... pink
The wind with the giggles
The wind that was so deadly, they named it after me
The Wind that foils me at every step!
The wind that stole all the grog, then blew the pub <bar if you're american> down
The wind that's always upwind from a fat person
The wind that convinced me to buy this lovely russian hat {aw, c'mon PLEASE let Guybrush do a Russian accent in this one?
There's a Monkey in my Pocket: This and Other Embarassing Voodoo-related Accidents
The Voodoo Mafia: Tales of Treachery
The Little Zombie-Pirate That Could by Wally b. Feed
On the Origins of the Undead by Craig Darwin
Big Trouble in Little China: When Voodoo Gets Out of Control by Jack Burton
Yes sir, the check is in the mail: 101 ways to fast-talk a debtor by Stan
Surviving Big Whoop: Tales of Broken Promises by Wally b. Feed
Myopia and Me by Wally b. Feed
You're going to die by Casandra
"Teach Yourself Voodoo in 24 Hours"
"101 ways to pinch your voodoo doll"
"V for Voodoo"
"How to cut your brother's leg and be happy"
"Jojo likes Juju - a voodoo guide for monkeys"
"Swamps for rent"
2-
"The wind that blows from hell to your face"
"The wind that blows when you say something inappropriate"
"The wind that blows up your mind"
"The wind that stinks"
3-
Dirty William Flint
"Confessions of a Part-Time Zombie"
"A Brief History of Spines"
"How to Use a Guy in 10 Ways"
"To Resurrect a Mockingbird"
"The Holy Bile - And 7 more fantastic ingredients you didn't know you needed"
"Soup from the Chicken's Soul"
"Little Women - An Illustrated Guide to Dolls"
"On the Origin of Ouijas"
"Grimm's Hairy Tails"
Books
"Heroes without Funghi"
"Antique and their values: Torture Instruments"
"Postcards from Venus"
"I wish I stayed home - 100 travelers stories"
"How to Curse Friends and Obliterate People"
"The Monster in the Sewers, My Account" by M. Calavera
"Over your Dead Body, and other ways to collect"
"Handbook of Herbs and Funghi - 50th anniversary edition"
Winds
The Wind that tickles the nosehairs
The Wind that tears the jolly
Pirate name
Count Draco
Confessions of a Dangerous Skull (by Murray the D. T. Skull)
The Spitting News - A Monthly Review
From Maniacs to Monkeys: A Visual History of Scum
Voodunnit: A History of Slime and Punishment
The Portrait of a Voodoo Lady: An Unauthorized Biography
Much Voodoo About Nothing - The Big Whoop Debate
The Taming of the Crew
How I Learned to Stop Swinging and Love the Love Bomb (by Wally the Cartographer)
Hexotic Leaves: A Witch's Guide to Herbs and Flowers
My pirate name would probably be Klingsohr Owl. Or, as my avatar suggests, Captain Zissou ^^.
The art of lost hex
The wind of moderate discontent
"Who stole my mojo?" (or "Who stole my voodoo doll?")
"Voodoo from V to OO"
"The priestess' guide to the swamp"
"101 famous curses"
"My first voodoo book"
"Voodoo doll making 101"
Edit: "Who stole my mojo?" should be "Who moved my mojo?" :P
Why thankyou, gotta love Hendrix
As for some more books:
Big Whoop and me
From Voodoo to Voodon't
How to revive a series after 9 years
An Hexelent adventure
10 tips for better Hex
"The wind that for no particular reason always chages to the opposite direction of yor movment"
"The relative wind"
Books:
"How to freak out young men with a bunch of fireworks and a couple of coloured lightbulbs"
"Mindreading of the mindless"
"A study of spells used in chain letters"
"Why doors seems to transport you to another location"
"The paradox of timetravelling. -A guide for surviving encounters with yourself, your children and your parents. (If they are in skeleton form, chanses are you're dreaming)"
BOOK:
Monkey Island 3 - R. Gilbert
WINDS:
I can't believe it's not wind
The wind that doesn't quite move a ship -- the word ship can be replaced with the vessel GT is trying to sail
The one minute a year gust
The wind that tickles your * -- *insert the word people use to describe GT's beard.
A Clock-wind Orange
PIRATE NAME:
Privateer Shmeh (I might slaughter the innocent, but at least I pay my taxes!!)
Here's some wind suggestions that elaborate on some previous ones:
The wind with no name (other than this one)
The wind that tells you the secret of Monkey Island -- Every 10 Minutes in this area you hear the words "The secret of Monkey Island" in a gusty voice.
The wind beneath my cheeks
I was going to suggest "The wind of sixty-nine disappointed sighs" before I read someones suggestion of "The breeze of a thousand sighs", so I'll suggest it by pretending to have a cry. QQ
books:
Ten Forbidden Magicks You Are Going to Use Anyway
The Book of Unwritten Tales
1000 Ways Not to Phrase Wishes
Let's Get Kraken, A 3-Step Guide to Advanced Angling
winds:
The Wind that Killed That Moth the Other Day
The Wind that's Only Ever Smelled
The Wind at The End of the World
The Wound
The Wind that's Left Behind When a Clockwise and Counterclockwise Tornado Cancel Each Other Out
The Wind that Arises When Two Dragons Land On Opposite Sides Of A Mountain
The Wind that Reminds You You're Dressing Too Lightly
The Wind that Was Over Before It Began
The Wind that Rocked The Cradle
Brought to you by Zol'nn Gougings, smuggler extraordinaire.
"The wind that makes windmills wind widdershins."
"A wind by any other name is still a wind."
"The wind in the willows."
"The wind that sucks because it does not blow."
"The Haunted Mansion" by Hugo First.
As for Winds:
The Wind Of Bloodnok ((Anyone who gets the original reference has my eternal respect. Anyone who gets the slightly more recent reference has half of my eternal respect.))
A Night In Gales ((Hardy Har Harr))
The Wind Of... That Damn Butterfly. ((DUN DUN DUUUUN))
And my Pirate Name:
Charlie "Shiverin' Timbers" Wood (Or "Chuck Shivers" for short)
Blowin' in the Wind: Post-Gallows Estate Planning
Pirate Name? Old Baggage
"How to win Grog and Influence Pirates" (although not Voodoo related)
"Bibbiddy Bobbidy Boop"
Winds:
Winds that will Rock You! (Like a Hurricane)
Pirate Name:
The Salty Cracker
The Little Wind That Could
Interview with the voodoo priestess
University Voodoo (with modern voodoo)
A Golem's Tale
The Bill of Frights
The Color of HEX
The Brains fantastic
Monkey Kombat for dummies
Gibert's Game
The Pikerunner
Ghost Emperor of Doom
Blow: an alchemist diary
winds:
the wind knocked out of your lungs
wind from a deflating balloon
The gastric wind
The wind of bowel movements
The wind of spring dusk
Books:
I know the Secret of Monkey Island and I'm not telling - by R. Gilbert
Escape from the Black Pearl
Hoodoonnit - by A. Christie
Winds:
The wind that seems like it's coming from all sides
The wind that winds you
The wind that helps little black balls of goo
Pirate Name:
Buck Andronicus Neer
The Wind that Passes Silenty (The deadliest wind of all. Yeah, I made a fart joke.)