Kenny is Love kenny is Life NSFW
I was only 9 years old I loved Kenny so much, I had all the merchandise and games
I pray to Kenny every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Kenny is love I say, Kenny is life
Lee overhears me and calls me a Duck
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Kenny
I called him a Boat
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel a beard touch me
Its Kenny
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "I got lucky real lucky"
He grabs me with his powerful mustache and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my Urban cheeks for Kenny
He penetrates my Urban hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Kenny
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Kenny
He yells a might yell as he fills my boat with his love
Lee walks in
Kenny looks him straight in the eye and says "boats"
Kenny leaves through my window
Kenny is love, Kenny is life
Comments
I like Kenny, but this is too much.
Nothing is never too much
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