An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > stare at a cat until it dies.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You: ಠ_ಠ
  Cat:
  Ya..... That's not gonna work
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > develop a fear of weegee.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You run screaming and everyone thinks your insane. There's something not right about that CAT.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > check to see if CAT is actually your ASSISTANT.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You sneak up on the CAT but it gets away before can learn anything.
  Stalk CAT?
  Y/N
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Y?
  (heh heh)
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You follow the CAT to an ALLEY. The CAT gets on its hind feet and mutters to himself about incompitance.
  You: D8
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > shoot cat.
  or, if no gun availible:
  > pick cat up and smash him against the wall.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You attempt to sneak up on the CAT but something tells you not too. The CAT picks up a MAN-HOLE COVER and climbs down the HOLE.
  You: HOLY SH-oot!
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > use a button to *ahem* "clear out" the sewers...with a huge explosion.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You press a bottun and the sewers asplode. WOO! but the sewer in that manhole doesn't asplode, and you kill'd hundreds of people for nothing.....WOO-HOO!
• Guy in a Box

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  >Go into demolished sewers
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You go into a different sewer hole and find an ODD ITEM
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > rub ODD ITEM on some TOAST.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You grab the ODD ITEM and it starts shining
  You: *confused*
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > use it to fuel a SUPER POWEFUL CAT-DESTROYING LASER TORCH!
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You put it in the SPCDLT but it spits it out.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > sigh
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You sigh
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > throw ODD ITEM down the tunnel out of frustration.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You throw the ODD ITEM down the hall and hit something.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > see what you hit, while grinning the whole time.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You walk over and find a brick wall with a crack in it blocking your path the ODD ITEM is behind it along with a homeless guy. Based on the trujectory you threw the item it shouldn't have gone through the crack..... but you shrug it off.
• Guy in a Box

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  >talk to homeless guy about the ODD ITEM
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  He's dead, Jim.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > use telekenesis to repetedly slam the dead homeless guy against the wall.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Who do you think you are? Mewtwo?
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > yes, err, i mean, invent a machine to give you telekenesis.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Who do you think you are? Jeff Andonuts?
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > stare at wall.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You:
  Wall: ಠ_ಠ
  
  How come everything you stare at stares back at you.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > ask nearest person to you for a strategy guide.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  The homeless guy wakes up. You fail as a doctor.
  What shall you ask him?
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > ask him if he would like you to help him as you are a docor (I know you aren't, but that's exactly my point.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You ask him question and he gives you a book call'd "Doctoring for compleate and ignorant morons"
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > thank him then beat him to death with the book.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You thank him. He's behind the wall BTW
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > destroy the wall with the book, THEN beat him to death.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You hit the wall but your arm goes clean through it without shattering it. Awesome! You also hit the HOBO. Sweet!