An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > dance on everyone elses grave
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  SidGarcia wrote: »

  >Be surprised over that you were buried in the same graveyard as Stalin
  >Check for other famous names

  
  You see Hitler's, Elvis's (empty), Paul Mcartney's, and FALCO's (the rocker not the bird)
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > write something nasty on paul mcartney's
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  "Maddonna was better"
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > look for elvis and stare at him.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You can't
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > note the fact that elvis isn't in his grave in your QUEST LOG.
  or:
  > create QUEST LOG, then note it down.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Done and Done
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > check QUEST LOG for any other quests.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Only 2
  1. Yes, sir I am ready for some football.
  2. His ship sails in the morning.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > attack his ship with a football.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  To get a FOOTBALL you must finish quest 1.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > add the cat city to both your QUEST LOG and your MAP.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You add it and get a 3rd quest
  "Kard King"
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > ask a nearby rock how to do quest 1.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You ask the rock and it says "Go to the football field and talk to the HOTDOG VENDER" Football field is now on your map.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > check all availible locations on the MAP.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Theirs th empire state building, the football field, the city of cats, the cemetary, the shop, and your house
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > go to the shop and buy a cheat disc. (only fun "cheats" that do random things and don't affect gamplay at all, but still.)
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You go their and find the owner being help up by a small purple imp with fire.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Tell the Imp you're Garland (Read 8-bit theater, man).
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  He looks at you and says "I don't care if you're the king of england!" He then throws a fireball at you while screaing "Badaboom!"
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Tell him "But I'm Garland. And you're an Imp. You're supposed to attempt to murder me while doing a hilarious Bennyhill styled chase!"
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Imp: That's Impmon to you lousy freak!
  Well you now know his name. He proceads to chase you.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Run outside to wherever there are 3 sets of parallel doors.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  you run out.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Do a "chasing through doors" montage section.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  I would but I can't animate. You're running while the song I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls plays
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > shout "vreepido" and other nonsense words.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > While your at it, Yell "This is for Starfox Command, The worst of the series!" and attempt to harm him from a range.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Ray-The-Sun wrote: »

  > While your at it, Yell "This is for Starfox Command, The worst of the series!" and attempt to harm him from a range.

  
  You scream the nonsense and hit him in the face he shouts ow and chases you faster.
• metalkombat

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  >Stop, and attempt to calmly work out your differences through conversation. If he refuses to calmly converse, simply slit his throat.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You stop and calmly ask him why he's doing this.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > try and understand a thing he's saying.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  He says "you humans are selfish jerks that want to destroy me and my world!"
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > say "yep, that sounds like me alright, but right now I'm focusing on destroying my own world".
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  He says he knew it and says that he'll end you for revealing your thoughts of doom and death of both worlds. You are now on fire. GAME OVER
  I say you should do a quest next time.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > load.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Load.
  
  then
  
  > Load (Your gun).
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You load the gun and aim towards him.