An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Offenes Feuer (Open Fire)
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You shoot and he's down for the count. May we please do a quest now?
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Do a quest. and while your at it get a medium to large sized gun
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Which one,
  1: Yes sir, I am ready for some football
  2: His ship sails in the morning
  or 3: Kard King?
  You level up and get a slightly larger gun.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  2. And while your at it, Shoot something
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You head over to the ship deck place and see a ship stuck in some rocks
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Shoot the ship.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You're out of bullets
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > throw anything big at the ship.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You throw your gun at the ship and it sails. You get a lifejacket! 1st costume!
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > see whether it's morning.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  It's 10 A.M.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > ask nearby merchant or child what to do, then punch them.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  He says "Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs? It's yours my friend as long as you have enough rupees." You punch him and go through the whole conversation agian
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > ask him if he can lend you some rupees, then punch him as he seems to forget what he just did if you do.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  "Sorry link i don't give credit. Come back when you're a little richer" You smack him and talk to him agian
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > punch him so hard that he forgets that he's a merchant, then tell him he's santa and get the stuff as a present.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  It didn't work the first 2 times and didn't work again
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > punch him again, just for fun, then write "get rupees" in your quest log.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You get a talking to and write down 'get rupees' on to-do list. You still have 2 quests.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  >check inventory
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You have DUCK TAPE and an ODD ITEM
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > sell duct tape, then wonder where the ODD ITEM went.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  YOU SELL iT AND NOW YOU SOUND LIKE BILLY MAYS!!!
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > check your rupee count.
• Guy in a Box

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  >GET SOME MiGHTY PUTTY!!
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  HECK YAH YOU BUY THE CRAP AND LEAVE!
  You stop being silly and have 13 RUPEES. Quest please?
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > ask merchant how much it costs.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Quit asking the useless merchant
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > use bomb and rope together.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  you get a long-fused bomb
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > use lamp oil with long fused bomb to give it a bigger blast radius.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  done
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > plant bomb in whatever place you're meant to plant it then run, which you can get away from because of the long fuse.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You shove it down the merchants throut and run.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Clean up the mess, you may be evil but the mess is eviler.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  It wont blow up until tomarrow. I suggest we go on a quest
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > quest 1
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You head to the football field and find a HOTDOG MERCHANT crying.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > laugh at him, because you're evil.