An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > write down in quest log "blame someone else"
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  To do:
  2. Blame Oswold
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Shoot the gunman, And make a fake suicide note (Also; CHANGE THE FUTURE, CREATE A TIME PARADOX!)
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You do so
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Get the hell outta there!
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You run home and lock the doors. You see a TV, a GARY LARSON BOOK, and a COMPUTER
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Grab the Gary Larson book and look for a nearby tape VHS of Tales of the Farside.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You pick it up and start reading as for the videos all you have is THE KARATE KID, CHARIOTS OF FIRE, CATWOMAN, and HOMESTAR RUNNER EVERYTHING ELSE VOLUME 2. Oh and GAHNDI
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Sigh and then put on the H*R Tape VHS.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You put it in and watch for a good hour before getting hungry
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Look for ANYTHING to eat. This includes Cinema Hotdogs (AKA Various circus animals, Insects, Some filler).
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You find a JOHN MADDEN POPCORN POPPER. Why the hell did you buy this anyway?
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Eat the JOHN MADDEN POPCORN POPPER. No, Not the popcorn. The JOHN MADDEN POPCORN POPPER itself.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Death due to choking on plastic
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Load.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You are back in the kitchen
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Eat the Kitchen.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You start chewing at your house 2 hours later your teeth hurt and nothing seems to have given way.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Eat the Television.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  That was included in the things chewed at and not given way. Too. Grammer learns to need.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Eat the *sigh* popcorn.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You start it up and in 2 minutes get your POPCORN
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Eat popcorn.
  
  Also, We're at page 34, You get the significance of this xD
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You start eating it and head back to keep watching TV
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > go and eat oswold.
  
  EDIT: AARRGGHH!!! MY POST IS EVIL!!!!!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THIS POST NUMBER????????
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Who do you think you are a Lion?
• Snicklin

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Eat a pony
  
  Er, I mean,
  
  > Turn the TV into a time machine and go back to 1998
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > write in your quest log to kill the next person you see on the TV, or, if you like that person, kill the person after.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Done you see Elvis. Time to build that time machine
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Before you go use the Machine, Do a lame public service announcement about Anti-Furries (For the lulz).
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  "Furries, Trolls, Spammers. Lend me your ears. Admit it. You have once had a crush on a being that was not of your species. You had posters of them and would ask them out. We are all furries on the inside. Even if you hate them."
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Use the time machine And make them not cancel Sonic SatAM, I NEED MAH FIX OUTSIDE OF ARCHIE MAN!.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You run in and the machine malfuncions sending you to Japan, 1995
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Look for the guys who made sonic (If I'm getting my dates right, Which I never do :rolleyes:) and tell them that they should really work on that Sonic SatAM game.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You run over and Their's something you don't see everyday,
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  Tell them their digimon suck.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You yell at them and they continue staring at the sky. How rude.
• Ray-The-Sun

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > Steal their possessions and Hairstyles and them hock 'em off for profit.
• StinkomanFan

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  You grab their money, wallets, and laptop and run.
• Mouldcube

  February 2009 edited February 2009

  > rip down the picture reavealing that you're actually somewhere else, and then wonder how you stole money, wallets, and a laptop out of a picture.