If Carver knocks on your door what would you do?
If Carver was real and he knocked on your door what would you do? Call the police? Be civil? Hide like Sarah?
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If Carver was real and he knocked on your door what would you do? Call the police? Be civil? Hide like Sarah?
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'Sup, want some animal crackers?
Well, since he's a stranger, I probably wouldn't answer the door in the first place.
I'll tell him my name is Clementine.
I'll tell him my name is Ed. It's a strong name, he'll like me.
Kick in the manhood.
slam the door in his face so hard his nose goes inside out.
Get the crowbar ready.
stranger: who are you?
me: clementine
stranger: SHIT! GATA GO!
if he got any
who knows, maybe someone shot his off also like jane did.
And it was a joke. and im not a man.
Rude, man, rude.
And the salt licks
Who needs manners?
Point the gun at him (did it have ammo?)
I wouldn't answer the door, but if he doesn't go away I would call the cops
i was joking. and i don't like him. and im not a man.
what if your in an apocalypse?
You. Manhood is a cheap shot.
Go for the eyes, man. Go for the eyes.
"This is North Carolina Walker Department what's your emergency?" "I got a creepy dude with a gun at my door, sent someone!" "Okay ma'm, we will have a walker there in a moment."
"Uhh, sorry. My mom is not home!"
To form the ultimate weapon.
And da Puncakes!
Can I go for the throat?
I would shoot his dick off
good question, then I would grab a gun
^This
Carver grabs an animal cracker with a broken leg, and throws it on the ground
Sven: "Wtf man, what a waste of a good cracker"
Carver: "It was weak. And I don't mean just 'cause it was maimed, that wasn't its problem. It was weak of will. Weak of character"
Looks like Carver didn't get a Lion cracker ;~;
"Shit, bro. Have a cigaweed instead. Your angry arse needs it."
And I'd take my damn animal crackers back, the ungrateful bastard.
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{SLAM DOOR}
I'd say, "Oh hi Carver come in, meet Mr Crowbar".
I was replying to BenUseful. Who is to my knowledge anyway a man. :S
I'd be nice to him but then in the kitchen i would grab the knife when his back was turned and stab him.
Have a drink with him and then shoot him I guess, what else should I do?
"Have you seen my cereal?"
[Glass him]
THE ZOMBIE COPS!
If this was real life, probably something like this...
OMG you look just like carver! With the jacket and the voice and everything! Do you coz play as him? I didn't think he was that popular but you have clearly gone the extra mile. And is that a gun and everything, is that real or fake? Well of corse it's fake where would you get a real one in NZ this isn't America after all. And is that......
Carver: I think I got the wrong house sorry for wasting you time. [backs away slowly making no sudden moves]
You would glass him then
If Carver knocked on my door i would shoot through it, simple as that.