OHHHHHHH!!!! DAMN!
SweetPea bringing the fire!!! That was a good one. B] Lol, I was quoting Lee on the last part!
I'm a sarcastic asshole, I know. I can't help it. At least I make you guys laugh.
Azlyn
I hopped the fence, and crouched down on the grassy field. I turned to look back at Gary telling SweetPea and Awesomeo to leave. I … morewasn't a good shot, Gary had just started training me. I was wondering if he was going to try to take care of this. I moved forward, and waited for Gary by a large tree. I watched as SweetPea and Awesomeo left, SweetPea seemed angry... Gary finally made his way over to me."Alright, Azlyn. Hand me the rifle. Looks like that guy has Twistee hostage, we can't risk this." He said to me. He looked at our group."Shit... looks like Shiina is trying to decide whether to shoot him or not. Where is your sister Sxphyre? She's not with them." Gary said with a worried tone.
I gave him the rifle and looked around."Shit! I have no clue where she is..." I replied.
"Psst! Guys up here!" We heard someone whisper.
We looked up and spotted my sister up on the tree."Phyre! What are you doing?" I asked her.
"I was … [view original content]
CoolStoryBro
(!) Maybe, we can all form a small group?
Wanderer spoke up." Maybe, we can all form a small group?"
"Hmm, I don't mi… morend... it's just, I need to find my group members, and I don't want to drag you guys into it." I told them.
Password looked at us."Meh, I don't mind. I'll tag along with you guys. Both of you don't have any weapons on you, or at least a gun with some ammo. I'd rather go by myself, but I can't leave you two out here defenseless and alone."
"Well, that makes two of us." Wanderer said to him. He turned to me."Come on, CSB. We can work together to find your group."
I looked down and thought about it."Hmm... alright. I guess so." I said with a smile.
Password crossed his arms and smiled."Okay, it's settled then. We should get moving before that horde that you mentioned earlier get's closer to us."
"Damn right! Let's get out of here, guys." I told them.
Wanderer sighed."Finally... I won't be al… [view original content]
Okay, so, i'm totes not shooting YOU, but if you kill me, i swear to God i will turn you inside out and make you eat your own guts while i haunt you with images of dead puppies. Watch yourself.
Azlyn why would you give Gary the rifle your my sistah NO!! (especially Gary he couldn't catch a magikarp with a masterball(only pokemon g… moreamers get this lol)
LEE bring it on YOU HEAR ME!! is this all you got you think you scare me admirable but mistaken HAHAHAHA! Are you fuckin' serious
1) Nothing we can do. Come out from hiding and surrender.
4) ???
Azlyn
I hopped the fence, and crouched down on the grassy field. I turned to look back at Gary telling SweetPea and Awesomeo to leave. I … morewasn't a good shot, Gary had just started training me. I was wondering if he was going to try to take care of this. I moved forward, and waited for Gary by a large tree. I watched as SweetPea and Awesomeo left, SweetPea seemed angry... Gary finally made his way over to me."Alright, Azlyn. Hand me the rifle. Looks like that guy has Twistee hostage, we can't risk this." He said to me. He looked at our group."Shit... looks like Shiina is trying to decide whether to shoot him or not. Where is your sister Sxphyre? She's not with them." Gary said with a worried tone.
I gave him the rifle and looked around."Shit! I have no clue where she is..." I replied.
"Psst! Guys up here!" We heard someone whisper.
We looked up and spotted my sister up on the tree."Phyre! What are you doing?" I asked her.
"I was … [view original content]
muhaha Azlyn your late to this story understand this threatening me? with this death sounds fun this is not a disney film. You will serve your purpose and speak when spoken too. I like that you have potential I like your style you will be a good soldier
Okay, so, i'm totes not shooting YOU, but if you kill me, i swear to God i will turn you inside out and make you eat your own guts while i haunt you with images of dead puppies. Watch yourself.
Alright. I'll play your game, MARK. If that's your real name.
And, yes, in case your neurons couldn't connect and form a synapse, yeah, it WAS a threat, and quite an obvious one. And i will speak when i consider the moment worthy, and i will cut your belly open and hang you like those pigs in the butcher's shop if you touch a hair of mine or anyone else's.
(I am having a considerable amount of fun with this, really )
muhaha Azlyn your late to this story understand this threatening me? with this death sounds fun this is not a disney film. You will serve yo… moreur purpose and speak when spoken too. I like that you have potential I like your style you will be a good soldier
You dare respond to me? WITH WHAT? you gave the rifle to gary because your incapable your imagination is great for empty threats but when push comes to shove I'm the evil genius and your the lost little girl in the woods. I can make you great and you can use your butcher skills to make me a decent breakfast because that will be only use they will be. I won't kill anyone I don't harm my own property they will die serving my commands the most honorable deaths. Touch a hair you truly underestimate me your not in disneyland anymore princess
(Azlyn be warned on this thread I'm an evil assh**le the whole time here lol)
Alright. I'll play your game, MARK. If that's your real name.
And, yes, in case your neurons couldn't connect and form a synapse, yeah, i… moret WAS a threat, and quite an obvious one. And i will speak when i consider the moment worthy, and i will cut your belly open and hang you like those pigs in the butcher's shop if you touch a hair of mine or anyone else's.
(I am having a considerable amount of fun with this, really )
(I hate you for calling me a princess, though, mum class me that to makes me angry. xD Still, this is actually really fun. )
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? I would justify my choice, but i don't have to, especially not to YOU. I trust my own judgement, unlike yourself.
And, yeah, you're all talk, but all this is just masking your inferiority complex. You're not tough, you just want to be.
You dare respond to me? WITH WHAT? you gave the rifle to gary because your incapable your imagination is great for empty threats but when pu… moresh comes to shove I'm the evil genius and your the lost little girl in the woods. I can make you great and you can use your butcher skills to make me a decent breakfast because that will be only use they will be. I won't kill anyone I don't harm my own property they will die serving my commands the most honorable deaths. Touch a hair you truly underestimate me your not in disneyland anymore princess
(Azlyn be warned on this thread I'm an evil assh**le the whole time here lol)
Honestly, when I put a basket on my head the first time, I never imagined people would actually start doing it too... but when people did, it sort of became a "thing" and now everyone's doing it. xD
flips hair dramatically I guess you could say.... that I'm a trendsetter.
We will see NO you are on my team definitely O-O I never got challenged before like that your a perfect villain. Azlyn inferiority complex, not trusting my own judgement and YOU what is this some terrible teenage girl soap show my bullet will answer any question you want answered. The next chapter will answer all your questions Azlyn believe me
(I hate you for calling me a princess, though, mum class me that to makes me angry. xD Still, this is actually really fun. )
Is your ass… more jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? I would justify my choice, but i don't have to, especially not to YOU. I trust my own judgement, unlike yourself.
And, yeah, you're all talk, but all this is just masking your inferiority complex. You're not tough, you just want to be.
You just got SERVED, BABY! YEAH!
You're totally a fashionista, gurl, i mean DAYUM, how did you even think about it, that's pure genius at such a young age. Brilliant, simply brilliant. And there are so many subliminal messages and metaphorical resonances to it, the baskethead is deep. What does it resemble, actually?
Honestly, when I put a basket on my head the first time, I never imagined people would actually start doing it too... but when people did, i… moret sort of became a "thing" and now everyone's doing it. xD
flips hair dramatically I guess you could say.... that I'm a trendsetter.
(I hate you for calling me a princess, though, mum class me that to makes me angry. xD Still, this is actually really fun. )
Is your ass… more jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? I would justify my choice, but i don't have to, especially not to YOU. I trust my own judgement, unlike yourself.
And, yeah, you're all talk, but all this is just masking your inferiority complex. You're not tough, you just want to be.
You just got SERVED, BABY! YEAH!
Oh my God, this xD
You're totally a fashionista, gurl, i mean DAYUM, how did you even think about it, that's pure genius at such a young … moreage. Brilliant, simply brilliant. And there are so many subliminal messages and metaphorical resonances to it, the baskethead is deep. What does it resemble, actually?
Oh my God, this xD
You're totally a fashionista, gurl, i mean DAYUM, how did you even think about it, that's pure genius at such a young … moreage. Brilliant, simply brilliant. And there are so many subliminal messages and metaphorical resonances to it, the baskethead is deep. What does it resemble, actually?
That's the character the user named himself after, too. It's fucking hilarious to have her in the story. I would have died from laughter if Pro had written a scene like this:
random guy: Shiina, what should we do?
Shiina: totally serious Plan C. forms a C with her right hand
later:
random guy: Well, that didn't work out too well...any ideas?
Dammit now that Shinna is the story I always imagine her like this,
( The anime girl is named Mashiro Shinna)
2) Kill Twistee, shoot at them and run away.
3) Gary, shoot the bearded man.
Azlyn
I hopped the fence, and crouched down on the grassy field. I turned to look back at Gary telling SweetPea and Awesomeo to leave. I … morewasn't a good shot, Gary had just started training me. I was wondering if he was going to try to take care of this. I moved forward, and waited for Gary by a large tree. I watched as SweetPea and Awesomeo left, SweetPea seemed angry... Gary finally made his way over to me."Alright, Azlyn. Hand me the rifle. Looks like that guy has Twistee hostage, we can't risk this." He said to me. He looked at our group."Shit... looks like Shiina is trying to decide whether to shoot him or not. Where is your sister Sxphyre? She's not with them." Gary said with a worried tone.
I gave him the rifle and looked around."Shit! I have no clue where she is..." I replied.
"Psst! Guys up here!" We heard someone whisper.
We looked up and spotted my sister up on the tree."Phyre! What are you doing?" I asked her.
"I was … [view original content]
Comments
Lol, I don't even care about your sarcasm anymore, Pro.
OHHHHHHH!!!! DAMN!
SweetPea bringing the fire!!! That was a good one. B] Lol, I was quoting Lee on the last part!
I'm a sarcastic asshole, I know. I can't help it. At least I make you guys laugh.
You're not LeeTheFuckingBrofessional anymore, you're LeeTheFuckingTrollfessional (I swear I just made that up) xD
Lmao, I knew you were quoting Lee. Come on, I'm not that dumb.
Nah, don't worry. You're not an asshole Pro, you're just mean!
I can't reveal what might have happened, just yet. B]
Lol, I wanted to make sure!
Omg, she said I'm mean. That makes me feel so much better!
Oh, I know! Just like chapter 2, right? Halfway through, you'll do those again?
Yeah, of course!
Alright, man
It's a nicer word than asshole.
Lol, I'm just playing, SweetPea. If you feel like I'm being mean, than I probably don't mean it.... or do I? Haha, jk B]
Pro, I don't feel like you're being mean, you're always being mean. Worse, you try to make me believe I'm the mean one.
Lmao, because it's true. B[
I considered sharing the pizza next time. I'm not sure now. :c
Lol, see what I mean? Meany. >:p
Lol, you've seen nothing. 8)
Heh, we'll see about that. I'll always have the last laugh. B]
Dammit now that Shinna is the story I always imagine her like this,
( The anime girl is named Mashiro Shinna)
2) Kill Twistee, shoot at them and run away.
3) Gary, shoot the bearded man.
OMG NONCY YESSSSS SDGURHJGSDYHJBSYURGFYASJDBSJ
My feels.
Anyway, GO:
1) Come on, guys. Let's head into the woods.
5) Say nothing.
Okay, so, i'm totes not shooting YOU, but if you kill me, i swear to God i will turn you inside out and make you eat your own guts while i haunt you with images of dead puppies. Watch yourself.
Oh my God, shit's going down.
??? (Okay, i'm curious, okay?)
And...
Hmm.
3) Gary, shoot the bearded man.
I won't kill Mark because he will probably be useful later.
muhaha Azlyn your late to this story understand this threatening me? with this death sounds fun this is not a disney film. You will serve your purpose and speak when spoken too. I like that you have potential I like your style you will be a good soldier
Alright. I'll play your game, MARK. If that's your real name.
And, yes, in case your neurons couldn't connect and form a synapse, yeah, it WAS a threat, and quite an obvious one. And i will speak when i consider the moment worthy, and i will cut your belly open and hang you like those pigs in the butcher's shop if you touch a hair of mine or anyone else's.
(I am having a considerable amount of fun with this, really
)
Pro changed his profile pic. We all know the end is close.
VERY close.
Winter is coming.
You dare respond to me? WITH WHAT? you gave the rifle to gary because your incapable your imagination is great for empty threats but when push comes to shove I'm the evil genius and your the lost little girl in the woods. I can make you great and you can use your butcher skills to make me a decent breakfast because that will be only use they will be. I won't kill anyone I don't harm my own property they will die serving my commands the most honorable deaths. Touch a hair you truly underestimate me your not in disneyland anymore princess
(Azlyn be warned on this thread I'm an evil assh**le the whole time here lol)
I would have preferred the baskethead pic, but.... the cap is good too I guess. :P
So the baskethead is like a trend now?
Damn you, hipsters.
(I hate you for calling me a princess, though, mum class me that to makes me angry. xD Still, this is actually really fun.
)
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? I would justify my choice, but i don't have to, especially not to YOU. I trust my own judgement, unlike yourself.
And, yeah, you're all talk, but all this is just masking your inferiority complex. You're not tough, you just want to be.
You just got SERVED, BABY! YEAH!
Honestly, when I put a basket on my head the first time, I never imagined people would actually start doing it too... but when people did, it sort of became a "thing" and now everyone's doing it. xD
flips hair dramatically I guess you could say.... that I'm a trendsetter.
We will see NO you are on my team definitely O-O I never got challenged before like that your a perfect villain. Azlyn inferiority complex, not trusting my own judgement and YOU what is this some terrible teenage girl soap show my bullet will answer any question you want answered. The next chapter will answer all your questions Azlyn believe me
(ps Im impressed Azlyn nice
)
Oh my God, this xD
You're totally a fashionista, gurl, i mean DAYUM, how did you even think about it, that's pure genius at such a young age. Brilliant, simply brilliant. And there are so many subliminal messages and metaphorical resonances to it, the baskethead is deep. What does it resemble, actually?
The baskethead resembles....... well..... I don't really know... o_O
I guess I just felt like wearing a basket on my head that day. xD
It retells the whole story of the bible... I can even see references to WWII!
LOL
I'm pretty sure it resembles the resurrection of Jesus. It is an Easter basket after all.
Dr. Koks is one sarcastic bastard xD
That's the character the user named himself after, too. It's fucking hilarious to have her in the story. I would have died from laughter if Pro had written a scene like this:
random guy: Shiina, what should we do?
Shiina: totally serious Plan C. forms a C with her right hand
later:
random guy: Well, that didn't work out too well...any ideas?
Shiina: Plan D?
That reference would have been golden.
2) Kill Twistee, shoot at them and run away.
3) Gary, shoot the bearded man.