OK maybe ONE more
Luke checking Jane out: She got them apple-bottom jeans, the boots with the fur!
Jane notices Luke
Luke: Oh what… more I wouldn't do to get some! But I have to take things slow. Be friends first, then escalate it over the course of maybe a couple weeks. I don't want her to freak out.
Jane: Hey Luke wanna fuck?
Luke: Well that was easy!
Jane: Hey, Luke, I uh... It's been a long time since I was able to enjoyed myself and I was wondering if you could help me with these desires. I've been through a lot and you have too. I'm sure you'd like to have one moment of something else.
Luke: Wait... Are you asking me to have sex with you?
Jane: Basically, yeah. So will you?
Luke: I... Uh... I have to get back to patrolling.
Jane: Don't you want one moment of something else? Cause deep down I know everything you've been through is hurting you.
Luke: Well... It has been such a long time. Alright, I'll do it.
Not very funny but... I'm probably the only serious one here
Luke was just singing to himself: I like my women like I like my chicken,just a little bit of fat on the end! Not too much not too little just enough to make me grin!
Jane: You talkin to me?
Luke: uhhh not necessarily...
Jane: you like my bubble butt?
Luke: Whatcha gonna do with that big fat butt?
Jane: Get some from you that's what!
Luke: O.O Thought you knew that song
Jane: C'mon let's get kinky!
Luke: KINKY'S MY MIDDLE NAME BITCH!
And then they fucked and Jane is now possibly preggo :P
Luke:Well yes, milady.What innocent thoughts wonder through thy maiden brain?
Jane:It's a little unorthodox, but swear, sir, that thou shan't make fun of me, nor shall you inform thy palls about it.
Luke:Yes.I swear on me mum, untouched rose, that I shan't do such horrible and villainous things.
Jane:Can thou water my plants?
Luke:I must beg you to tell me more specifically, what plants?
Jane:My bush.
Luke:'o'_'o'
Jane:My pantaloons are decending.Why aren't thou coming/cumming closer?
Luke:I fancy roosters, not felines (Use the giggity force to decypher)
Jane:That wouldn't have crossed mymind if I were to live a thousand autumns.So thou ought to be a top, right?
Luke:(nods yes)
Jane:Then just close thy tired eyes.Let thy weary mind fly wherever, and to whomever thou desire.I shan't take an awful long time, but I may get greedy if I enjoy it.
Luke: Hey, Jane.
Jane: Hey, Luke.
Luke: I just came to check on you.
Jane: Oh, thanks.
Awkward silence
Luke: So, I'll head ba… moreck now. I gotta check the perimeter for walkers.
Jane: Well...There's one place you didn't investigate yet.
Luke: Huh?
Jane: If you want to be sure, you have to check every hole, right?
Luke: What are you talking about?
Jane: Jesus, Luke, wanna have sex or not?
Luke: Ooooh...Well, the group will have to understand I have to be absolutely sure every place is safe...
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What am I doing with my life?
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Luke: Alright Jane, catch ya later, gotta get back to patrolling the perimeter.
Jane: Wanna patrol MY perimeter?
Luke: Yoinks!
Luke: SO uh... the weather's nice outside...
awkward silence
Jane: ...wanna fuck?
Jane: I'm actually Shrek
Luke:...What?!
Jane: Bend over
Jane: They are gone now. Let's fuck.
Luke: I need to think abo- Ok.
^You said "over" instead of "ogre." Get out of this swamp, you filthy casual.
Well played...
Jane: Hey Luke, wanna engage in sexual intercourse?
Luke: DO I? OF COURSE!
Jane: Cool... pulls out a strap-on
Luke: NOT THAT WAY, NOT THAT WAY
imagine instead of the group flipping out after they found out what was going on this happened
Then Nick comes back from the dead to congrats Luke on losing his virginity? :
Luke: Hey, is that mistletoe?
Jane: Mhmm! >:D
How do we know though?
State of childhood: Ruined
Jane: I could show you completely new techniques
Luke Hey, Clem told me you just stole from this kid and-
Jane: Yeah. It was fucked. Got a point?
Luke: Uh...just wanted to see how you were doing. After Sarah and all.
Jane: Weird.
Luke: What?
Jane: I know you have a gun in your hands but looks like you're packing firepower in your pants too.
Luke: What? Ah, shit. J-
Jane: I like it.
cue smooth jazz music
bleaches brain
Luke: done and done
Luke: Hey Jane.
Jane: Hey Luke.
Silence...
Jane: Sex?
Luke: That's just what I was about to say!
Nek Minit..
Uh... I am very unprepared for this....
Jane: Hey, Luke, I uh... It's been a long time since I was able to enjoyed myself and I was wondering if you could help me with these desires. I've been through a lot and you have too. I'm sure you'd like to have one moment of something else.
Luke: Wait... Are you asking me to have sex with you?
Jane: Basically, yeah. So will you?
Luke: I... Uh... I have to get back to patrolling.
Jane: Don't you want one moment of something else? Cause deep down I know everything you've been through is hurting you.
Luke: Well... It has been such a long time. Alright, I'll do it.
Not very funny but... I'm probably the only serious one here
Jane: Let's go.
[pawnch]
[glomp]
Fuck Jane Street.
Like that thing with the back of the knee and head?
(Use your imagination)
Jane:you wanna fuck?
Luke:sure
Option two
Jane:tells explicit sheep joke
Luke:wanna fuck?that story got me hard
Jane:
Luke:Walks towards her Clementine told me you find something.
Jane:Yeah , a perfect place for Rebecca to have her baby , but it's locked tight.
Luke:Damn
Jane:Don't worry I working on opening it charming look
Luke:Cool.
Jane:Yeah skeptical
Luke:can you actually believe someone having a a baby in a world like this.
Jane:It's pretty messed up if you think about it , If I was her I would abort the second I knew I was pregnant.
Luke:You can't really abort a child without any medication Jane .
Jane:Well you shouldn't have sex in the first place if you don't want to get pregnant.
Luke:poor woman didn't know what she was doing , probably she needed it.
Jane:Wait I thought she was married?
Luke:She was, I don't think anyone think straight while they are horny , if you catch my meaning as far as I know she regreted it.
Jane: Mhmm ,at least she had a taste of being human again , something you can't have while avoiding the dead.unlocks lock
Luke: Heh Yeah , I know what your saying , If only I could remember the last time I felt human.
Jane:Maybe I can help you with that.
Luke:stuned wah..Excuse me?
Jane:You know unzip leather Jacket
Luke:still shocked but aroused Raises an eyebrow
Jane:We can do it inside. raises door
Luke:You already opened it that thing.
Jane:Yeah , so..
Luke:Grabs Jane
Later....
Luke:Clementine?
Clementine:Jane?
Jane:Yeah?
It would actually be interesting to meet her again in Season 3 along with her and Luke's child. Make it happen, Telltale.
Luke was just singing to himself: I like my women like I like my chicken,just a little bit of fat on the end! Not too much not too little just enough to make me grin!
Jane: You talkin to me?
Luke: uhhh not necessarily...
Jane: you like my bubble butt?
Luke: Whatcha gonna do with that big fat butt?
Jane: Get some from you that's what!
Luke: O.O Thought you knew that song
Jane: C'mon let's get kinky!
Luke: KINKY'S MY MIDDLE NAME BITCH!
And then they fucked and Jane is now possibly preggo :P
I like my women like I like my chicken just a little bit of fat on the end!
Not too much not too little just enough to make me grin!
Jane: "Me so hoohny, meh lave you long time."
Luke: "Her boobs felt great, like big ol' sandbags."
Kenny: "What? Wait, lemme ask you something. Are you a virgin?"
Luke: "Yeah right. Not since I was... like 10."
Clementine: "Oh my god, YOU'RE A VIRGIN! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?"
Luke: Hey, Jane.
Jane: Hey, Luke.
Luke: I just came to check on you.
Jane: Oh, thanks.
Awkward silence
Luke: So, I'll head back now. I gotta check the perimeter for walkers.
Jane: Well...There's one place you didn't investigate yet.
Luke: Huh?
Jane: If you want to be sure, you have to check every hole, right?
Luke: What are you talking about?
Jane: Jesus, Luke, wanna have sex or not?
Luke: Ooooh...Well, the group will have to understand I have to be absolutely sure every place is safe...
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What am I doing with my life?
Good one
Jane: Luke, let's fuck right here.
Luke: O_o Certainly
Jane: Man's voice: Awesome
Luke: HELL NO NEVER MIND
Luke: ey bb u want sum fuk
Jane: k
Luke: he Jane
Jane: Luke, shall I learn you a few things about how babies are made
Luke: certainly
Jane: Shut up and take my pussy!
Luke: Awwwwww yeah!
YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY LOLOLOL XD
So when Jane and Luke were getting it on, do you think the QTE popped up above their heads?