8 reasons why kenny is jesus

Hello my friends. Today i shall tell you 9 reasons that kenny is jesus christ incarnate
1) he died to forgive our sins
2)he gets ressurected 3 episodes later
3)How could a mortal have such a godlike stach and beard (the answer, we cant)
4)his worst enemy is the devil (Lilly,Jane)
5)He shares wine with his disciples
6)He believes in Jesus.Do you know who else believes in Jesus, JESUS this cant be a coincidence
7)Both have countless unquestionably amount of followers
8)Both recieved horrible punishments from dictators

NOW REPENT SINNERS FOR HE HAS RISEN

Let us pray.

Hail Kenny full of boats, the stache is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst urbans and blessed is the fruit of thy loins,Duck.
Holy Kenny, father of Duck, pray for us shitbirds now and in the hour of our bite
Amen

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Comments

  • Nice plagiarism of a video.

  • Most people have heard this but okay.

    The reason i did this was mainly to see if they have seen the video

  • The reason i did this was mainly to see if they have seen the video

    Nice plagiarism of a video.

  • Never heard this before...

  • Because i cant get links to work

    Nice plagiarism of a video.

  • 1 Reason Kenny is Big Boss:

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  • edited November 2014

    Sorry for your theorie, but if Kenny is Jesus, Wyatt is god.

  • lolololololololololololol so funny

    Can we please stop posting this crap?

  • edited November 2014

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  • Since no one else is bothering to post the video (all credit goes to KingGiraffeHat):
    Click here

  • snake looks allot like gavin hammon with an eyepatch

    1 Reason Kenny is Big Boss:

  • I don't usually watch/like Supernatural, but when I do, it's for Dean. Or Sam. I forgot which one is which. I'm certain this one is Dean.

  • Let us pray fellow stache-ists
    
  • Kenny: The most overrated character of all time.

  • All hail the mighty boat lord

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    I don´t watch SPN. I just leech off its gifs. >:)

    I don't usually watch/like Supernatural, but when I do, it's for Dean. Or Sam. I forgot which one is which. I'm certain this one is Dean.

  • ever heard of a little girl named clementine?

    Gary-Oak posted: »

    Kenny: The most overrated character of all time.

  • Funny but So Old...

  • Clementine, more overrated than Kenny? Lol, you must be joking.

    colgato posted: »

    ever heard of a little girl named clementine?

  • no...pretty much everyone here loves her and i never understood why. Duck was more lovable than she is

    Green613 posted: »

    Clementine, more overrated than Kenny? Lol, you must be joking.

  • Overrated? She wasn't even the star of her own season.

    colgato posted: »

    ever heard of a little girl named clementine?

  • Is it funny?

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Funny but So Old...

  • It is funny.

    KCohere posted: »

    Is it funny?

  • Yeah, Especially if you watch the video :)

    KCohere posted: »

    Is it funny?

  • Overrated has nothing to do with the product itself, it has to do with how the fandom thinks of a character

    KCohere posted: »

    Overrated? She wasn't even the star of her own season.

  • I would say they're both over rated. Clementine really sucked in S2.

    Green613 posted: »

    Clementine, more overrated than Kenny? Lol, you must be joking.

  • im not denying kenny is overrated, im just saying no one ever acknowledges that Clem is too. I love kenny, hes one of my fav characters, but i agree that he's is overrated

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    I would say they're both over rated. Clementine really sucked in S2.

  • I would agree Clementine S2 is over rated. S1 i liked her, S2 Clem to be honest.... was meh. I could take her or leave her.

    colgato posted: »

    im not denying kenny is overrated, im just saying no one ever acknowledges that Clem is too. I love kenny, hes one of my fav characters, but i agree that he's is overrated

  • she didnt actually feel like the same character if thats what you mean, yeh

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    I would agree Clementine S2 is over rated. S1 i liked her, S2 Clem to be honest.... was meh. I could take her or leave her.

  • edited November 2014

    No, never.

    We need people to know how much of a joke Kenny's become. How flagrantly obtuse his fan base is. Quick! Post more stuff about Kenny descending Heaven with boats, cause that's the mark of a truly great character! Let's also give him a chant that all the mouth-breathers can recite cause they're all like twelve years old.

    What a riveting character. His own fan base treats him as a damn punch line... A punch line that was never funny.

    Hail Kenny

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    lolololololololololololol so funny Can we please stop posting this crap?

  • She came across to me ashollow, boring, and uninteresting.

    colgato posted: »

    she didnt actually feel like the same character if thats what you mean, yeh

  • its why lee worked as a protag but clem didnt, she was a non-playable with a personality in s1 but then telltale decided to let us "re-shape" who she is. Game design flaw imo

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    She came across to me ashollow, boring, and uninteresting.

  • Mustaches! Urbans! Boats! Salt-licks! Muh waifu! Phantom Pheels! Governor 2.0!

    There, have I got all the memes outta the way?

    lolololololololololololol so funny Can we please stop posting this crap?

  • Lee showed emotion in his voice, when bad things happened. (ie the time when Kenny tries to save ben.) The only time i remember clementine crying or being upset was the ending of the game. That felt pretty forced. Everything else happened either too fast, or it didn't even matter. Sarah's death, Nick Death, Carlos, Sarah, Sarita Reggie, Carver...

    Hopefully they fix the formula of this game, because its well off right now imo. This game is starting to feel repetitive, and predictable. Who didn't see someone dying in that lake crossing. Come on Telltale. They should make the game more like the television show, when it comes to killing off characters. Only do it when the plot calls for it, and make characters interesting and give them personality.

    colgato posted: »

    its why lee worked as a protag but clem didnt, she was a non-playable with a personality in s1 but then telltale decided to let us "re-shape" who she is. Game design flaw imo

  • You forgot beard, Wellington, and Muh family.

    Bokor posted: »

    Mustaches! Urbans! Boats! Salt-licks! Muh waifu! Phantom Pheels! Governor 2.0! There, have I got all the memes outta the way?

  • And photoshopping his fugly beard onto every dead character in existence.

    Speaking of which, someone needs to put a beard on Carver. His face definitely needs it.

    You forgot beard, Wellington, and Muh family.

  • Overrated? She wasn't even the star of her own season.

    That is what i mean, the game is called TWD not the TWC (the walking Clementine).

    Both Characters are overrated. How many Clem threads do we need Jesus.

    KCohere posted: »

    Overrated? She wasn't even the star of her own season.

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