"The Walking Realism" (Funny Stupid Non-Realism walking dead logic topic)

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  • The best way to explain what happened is that they all died in the shootout and are now in purgatory.

    I was so let down... I just couldn't believe it. It was like mental overload, it took me a minute to fully understand what I was seeing.

  • I think we're in Inception. A dream within a dream.

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    Clementine should've kept a totem with her so she could tell if she was awake.

    The best way to explain what happened is that they all died in the shootout and are now in purgatory.

  • The entire fifth episode being Clementine's dying dream would have be more believable than what we had, and I usually hate those tropes.

    The best way to explain what happened is that they all died in the shootout and are now in purgatory.

  • edited February 2015

    Yeah i made this thread with great intent for it to be a fun themed thread

    @Doublejump

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Damn didn't think this would turn into a hate thread on S2, just poking fun at the game for laughs. As much nit-picking that's going on righ

  • Here's hoping it bounces back. :)

    Lehfeels posted: »

    Yeah i made this thread with great intent for it to be a fun themed thread @Doublejump

  • Well it seems its getting back on topic as you can see below

    @DoubleJump

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Here's hoping it bounces back.

  • Carlos, the unregistered "doctor" can't distinguish the large canine indentations in Clem's arm that no human teeth could ever make, but the player knows because they went to school because...

    REALISM!

  • Clementine meets a group of survivors that have lasted two years but all die within two weeks because...

    Realism

  • Fair enough

    Omid's cat posted: »

    Hell no. Everyone makes mistakes and Clem's just a kid. It was bad luck not "realism".

  • Child? I'm 26 o_o...;_; 26 and dreading my 27th birthday next year.

    @Lilacsbloom is a funny child.

  • Well it does not mean ur not a child in spirit and cheerfullness

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Child? I'm 26 o_o...;_; 26 and dreading my 27th birthday next year.

  • Purely in spirit my friend.

    child is a compliment, it's basically my pet name for everyone.
    And I would not have guessed you were 26, fooled me.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Child? I'm 26 o_o...;_; 26 and dreading my 27th birthday next year.

  • Carver (a full grown white male with a huge chip on his shoulder) gives a "were not so different you and I comic book villain speech" to a little black girl cause realismmmms.

  • no probs mate

    I wasn't saying that you don't, I'm saying others do. I know you were criticizing both seasons, but it feels like others overexaggerate a ti

  • Actually no... Anyone that has been trained in firearms like "clementine." would know not to leave a gun lying around for any reason. You would think that she would keep that gun right next to her pillow at night, because of the state of the world she lives in, not leave it on a counter and walk off.

    Omid's cat posted: »

    Hell no. Everyone makes mistakes and Clem's just a kid. It was bad luck not "realism".

  • edited February 2015

    I get that a lot. I was swimming about a month back when I was away at Centre Parcs, and a lady who bumped into me by accident, I overheard her talking to her friend and she called me a kid =_=

    ...

    Want some more funny pictures? :P

    Purely in spirit my friend. child is a compliment, it's basically my pet name for everyone. And I would not have guessed you were 26, fooled me.

  • I hate getting old too, luckily girls still believe my lies.

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Child? I'm 26 o_o...;_; 26 and dreading my 27th birthday next year.

  • edited February 2015

    Well i said fair enough to omids cat because i have my own mind set on the situation but i respect others opinions and dont wanna stir up a forums war and now that i got that out of the way in my own opinion i feel regardless you cant make mistakes like that in a zombie apocalypse since 1 mistake and u could die

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Actually no... Anyone that has been trained in firearms like "clementine." would know not to leave a gun lying around for any reason. You w

  • It's actually referred to as a flashback and not a dream.

    Sg190th posted: »

    Clementine gets shot in the shoulder and has a dream of Season 1 Episode 3.... "Realism"

  • edited February 2015

    No, that's not it. I'm just afraid because my birthday is during a cold time of year and there is a chance of ice will freeze over water and I'd very much like to live beyond my 27th birthday and all, you know?

    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    I hate getting old too, luckily girls still believe my lies.

  • Bonnie survives even though she was in the freezing cold lake the same amount of time Luke was (if you covered Luke).. because.....

    REALISM

  • A dream of a memory that is a flashback?

    It's actually referred to as a flashback and not a dream.

  • edited February 2015

    Oh just like luke when on his birthday he fell into a lake of cold water i see what ya mean

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    No, that's not it. I'm just afraid because my birthday is during a cold time of year and there is a chance of ice will freeze over water and I'd very much like to live beyond my 27th birthday and all, you know?

  • Nice name by the way... XD

    Omid's cat posted: »

    She was covered in blood and guts. It worked. What other choice she had?

  • This is so f***ing hilarious! XD XD XD

    Lilacsbloom posted: »

    Sorry I got busy with a few things x_x may as well send these ones while I'm conscious.

  • Me either @MetallicaRules

    I'm not surprised at all.

  • Yup we are offically now back on topic fully @DoubleJump Yay :D

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Here's hoping it bounces back.

  • And let's not forget he was so sure that Arvo was a filthy liar that he brought it up in practically every scene and then Arvo says the ice is okay to walk on and Kenny accepts that without much suspicion.

    Bokor posted: »

    Kenny 2.0, for all his rage and fury, has an odd tendency to instantly forgive people even though he was screaming at them a second earlier:

  • Well I hear people say that a lot, but he clearly doesn't want to die if you find AJ. The reason he says those things to Clem when he's dying is because he wants to comfort her and not wanting her to blame herself forever for what she's done. The only real reason he'd want to die is because he realizes that even she thinks he's too unstable to live since she shot him, and therefor she'd be better off. It's just not in character for Kenny to give up, at least not while Clementine is alive (after all, he tells her he was protecting her from Jane when she fought her too, although it was probably mostly for revenge).

    But yeah, his death if you shoot him is actually kind of ridiculous. He has just enough time to finish a very cheese speach and then there he goes. I'd prefer it if you just shot him and that's that... No one got to say goodbye to Jane when/if she dies, after all.

    He was still pissed at Luke and what he did, that's why he tells him to get his shit together. Even after that they didn't see eye to eye an

  • That's because AJ gives Kenny a purpose to keep going, it gives him something to protect, a reason to live. When he thinks that Jane killed him, Kenny became infuriated and lost that purpose, which is why he tells Clem to kill him after he kills Jane, with nothing to keep him going and with all the pain he's suffered, he basically welcomes death so that it can end his suffering. But when he realizes the baby is alive, that purpose returns and that feeling of wanting to die disappears. That baby is very important to Kenny, we see that in the end of Amid the Ruins and all throughout No Going Back, he looked at it like it was his own child, it makes sense for him to act and feel this way about AJ.

    Well I hear people say that a lot, but he clearly doesn't want to die if you find AJ. The reason he says those things to Clem when he's dyin

  • Agreed and it may seem cold since he is leaving Clem on her own, but he stated it multiple times that Clem can take of herself and that this world has made grown. So he agrees with her choice to kill him.

    That's because AJ gives Kenny a purpose to keep going, it gives him something to protect, a reason to live. When he thinks that Jane killed

  • But he only tells her to do it if she actually points the gun at him, because her action makes him realize that she now sees him as a monster/murderer/unstable man. If you choose not to shoot him after he kills Jane, they will exchange some words (if you choose dialogue option) and then they will have a silent moment until the baby screams. If he had really wanted to die there he would've told Clem to do it even if she hadn't pointed her gun at him.

    DoubleJump posted: »

    Agreed and it may seem cold since he is leaving Clem on her own, but he stated it multiple times that Clem can take of herself and that this world has made grown. So he agrees with her choice to kill him.

  • Christa was with Clem for 16 months (correct me if I'm wrong) after Omid died and never taught her how to make a fire because... Realism

  • mine is (don't hate me) S1 EP1

    Bokor posted: »

    TBH I always figured that it was meant to be a river and Telltale just did a really bad job with the camera angles. Doesn't change the fact that No Going Back's my least favorite entry in the entire series.

  • edited February 2015

    Jane: We could get back to Howe's in a day

    NINE DAYS LATER

    Jane: Here we are!

  • No offense, but Jane said that when she thought the truck was still good to go. Although very weird that every outcome has the 9 days later time skip, guess they wanted it all to still stay sync, but whatever.

    Jane: We could get back to Howe's in a day NINE DAYS LATER Jane: Here we are!

  • That's true, they didn't have the truck on the way back, did they. I can't remember, was it out of gas? Because Clem drove it and then they just left it.

    DoubleJump posted: »

    No offense, but Jane said that when she thought the truck was still good to go. Although very weird that every outcome has the 9 days later time skip, guess they wanted it all to still stay sync, but whatever.

  • "Low on gas" as Kenny said and Clem hit the pedal to the metal, then crashed it.

    That's true, they didn't have the truck on the way back, did they. I can't remember, was it out of gas? Because Clem drove it and then they just left it.

  • edited February 2015

    in my opinion telltale ruined S2's ending by not having enough guts! It would have been so much better if

    1:Either way Clem is alone

    2:AJ dies

    3:Kenny blames Clem for killing him

    4:Jane says something like: "CLEM YOU STUIPID LITTLE GIRL HELP ME DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    5:It was Luke instead of Jane (I know this makes 4 obsolete but 4 would make a bad situation slightly better)

    6:ends with a crazy cliffhanger like: Clem gets bit? or The doors to Wellington open and it cuts off before we can see what wellington is like?

    7:Some nice old fashion crying by the players. And no my playing through I shot Kenny and did not cry. My second time I let Kenny kill Jane and did not cry. closest thing to crying for me was Omids death Or Luke's.

    8:A step UP instead of 3 steps down on the game would have helped! Look. If Telltale actually though about what they were doing before making the game they wouldn't have brought Kenny back, and if they did at least Let it be Luke vs. Kenny, Let us have a stronger bond with Nick before killing him off, same with Walter, Alvin, Carver (yeah I said Carver) And simply never brought Arvo back. I know it was a vital part of the story but... A vital part that could've been took in different direction like this ahem: Nick, Clem, Jane, and Luke see a house ahead of a FROZEN river. They all go around and in to the house in the house you guys eat build a fire and relax. After Nick passes out. The group assumes he fell asleep on accident Jane touched Nicks arm and sees a bite. You make the choice to Kill him or wait it out and ask him about it or leave the cabin and let him turn. If you kill him you do the job and leave the cabin a night later. If you wait it out 30 minutes Later Luke taps Nicks arm knowing he's Bit Luke asks him what to do and Nick says: "Let me drift off and kill me peacefully." something actually SAD! You kill him peacefully and leave one night later. You wait it out you go outside walk a mile or 2 and find a nice place to rest. Now Its Clem, Luke, and Jane now Jane and Luke are having more "romantic time" you can say: Quiet down" "Quit it" [listen in their door] or "..." If you pick "quiet down" Luke will say "Sorry Clem"
    you say "Quit it" Jane will say "Too late" If you say "..." you will go to bed about 15 seconds later. If you pick [listen in their door] you will hear it loud and clear! you wake up and see Jane and Luke. You can pick: [glare], "your gross Luke" "your gross Jane" or "..." No matter what Luke will make the sad eyes he made when you mention the shed. any who near the Luke and Jane are both getting grabbed and you have to pick between them two. Doug/Carley style!! Time moves slow and there is NO TIMER!!! Yep. Can't love em both! This would yes be sad and would probably educe tears but come one... tbh this would be a better ending than S1's.

    If that's how you interpret it fine.

  • One of Carver's guards manages to hit Nick exactly in the shoulder with an assault rifle, while Nick runs away.

    Realism

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