Respond with a Telltale game quote

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    Banang. It's like grog for monkeys.
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    Banaaaang!
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    Arrr!
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    Yarrr harrr harrr!
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    That's the mast of my ship, the Screaming Narwhal!
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    This thing'll come in handy if I ever get off this furshlugginer island.
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    It's a completely unusable thingamabob.
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    No really, I can't pick that up.
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    That's just one of the side effects of being a fleshless specter!
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    You've really got to respect Flint Paper's business acumen.
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    Yup.
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    Nipperkin wasn't kidding about news being slow on Flotsam.
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    Eh, they probably just write a bunch of alien gorilla stories in advance and just change the dates.
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    That doesn't need to be illuminated.
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    I don't think I'll be using those to attack any salesmen, so I can just appreciate their luminescence.
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    Leg or no leg, I trust you as far as I can throw Manhattan.
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    I'm not a gangster, I'm a freakin' butler.
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    I'm not a prisoner, I'm the prisoner's attorney, Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™-At-Law!
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    They say I'm crazy got no sense, but I don't caaare!
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    Irreverent reply that hints at mental instability.
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    The defense will cease this silliness at once, or the court will knock your benighted heads together!!! Arrrr!
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    You can't be Santa's judge, jury, and executioner! Don't I get to do anything?
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    I think there may be a court in the Lower Mandibles that handles such affairs, along with ninja and clown crimes, uh, but they only convene every second Thursday...
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    I've got more faces than the Pope's got noses.
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    What about you? You're oughtta appreciate the smell with a nose that big.
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    Ow! My nose, my beautiful pirate nose! I will get you for this!
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    I know you're supposed to stop and smell the flowers, but this pot looks like someone's taken it a wee bit too literally.
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    I don't think a flower sconce would enhance the feng shui right here.
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    Violets are blue, roses are red. We have come on board, prepare to eat lead!
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    There once was an ancient inscription
    That had to be spoke in Egyptian.
    We recited it great
    So it opened a gate
    And our enemies had a conniption.
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    I understand that you speak the language of giant manatees, and I am not referring to your silly accent.
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    Ahh mona me, that is a tale of great triumph and tragedy.
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    Scientists can be so catty.
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    Cats! I hate these guys.
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    I won't be able to get any closer to the dartboard with those hell-kittens in the way.
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    We don't have a dartboard any more. Darts and drinks don't mix.
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    What, so you can poison me? I'll pass.
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    If your'e looking for bootleg hooch... *Shakefist. (Or something.)*
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    You were the one that made the counterfeit Dave in the first place!
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    I don't need a prop.
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