Best Siege of Spinner Cay quotes

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  • edited August 2009
    "Well, obviously I kept the rope. You wouldn't imagine the number of situations a rope would come in handy for."

    "Doesn't that make your books all soggy?" --- "mmm, sure does." --- "umm.. ok."

    "Well you guys don't smell---this is awkward--actually, you guys smell amazing."

    "Look a distraction!" --- "Oh! What is it distracting?"

    (Cursor over journals after looking at them) Poems nobody wants to read
  • edited August 2009
    Guybrush trying to remove a non-existent mask from Lechuck was hilarious.
  • edited August 2009
    Besides everything mentioned here, with me being Russian and all, I was quite surprised when Guybrush could say "Nyet" (which is, of course, No, in Russian)
  • edited August 2009
    Farlander wrote: »
    Besides everything mentioned here, with me being Russian and all, I was quite surprised when Guybrush could say "Nyet" (which is, of course, No, in Russian)

    "Da" and "Nyet" (although I usually see it spelt Niet... Not that it matters that much I guess) are actually common words to know.
  • edited August 2009
    "Da" and "Nyet" (although I usually see it spelt Niet... Not that it matters that much I guess) are actually common words to know.

    Phonetically speaking, nyet is more appropriate. We have it spelled as "Net", with sound "e" being like English "ye". Well, basically, Dominic sayed it right. I mean, in some games actors really mess up even simple words in Russian language, which kinda is a bit funny but still ok in my book.
  • edited August 2009
    Guybrush: (after LeFlay cuts of his arm)
    "AAOOOOOUUUUCHHHH!!!! I was using that!"

    The whole cutting of his arm thing was so delightfully unexpected! :D
  • edited August 2009
    "AAOOOOOUUUUCHHHH!!!! I was using that!"

    Well, it was more like "You fight like a co-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!! I was using that!". The cow-ow thing was funny.
  • edited August 2009
    Farlander wrote: »
    Well, it was more like "You fight like a co-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!! I was using that!". The cow-ow thing was funny.

    LOL! Right, I forgot about that! ;D Maybe because HIS FRIGGIN HAND WAS CUT OFF! ;D
  • edited August 2009
    LOL! Right, I forgot about that! ;D Maybe because HIS FRIGGIN HAND WAS CUT OFF! ;D

    Yeah, that WAS surprising, to say at least. And I'm still upset that there's no mention of Meathook. Does anybody know if I missed something?
  • edited August 2009
    OCKi wrote: »
    Guybrush:
    "There's nothing better than a life at sea! Every day is a new adventure and all your friends are fish."

    Looking at the ocean again guybrush comments:
    "Wet!"
    I almost felt from my chair.
  • edited August 2009
    During the opening scene, even after LeFlay warns Guybrush not to try insult swordfighting (and she cuts off his hand):
    Guybrush: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated.
    LeFlay: With you breath, I'm sure they all suffocated!
  • edited August 2009
    can i have a cookie?

    YOU CAN NOT.
  • edited August 2009
    EdWont wrote: »
    My favorite quote of this episode still remains when you tell Lechuck to use the pearl on himself and he poses and smiles with it. Guybrush comments on how he'll be the prettiest girl at the ball :p

    I loved the moment when you tell Lechuck to use the pearl on the altar (at least, I think that was the one).
    He doesn't say anything, but the change in expression from wide-eyed hopefulness to his adorably pathetic frown was hilarious.
  • edited August 2009
    I actually spent a looong time making fun of LeChuck (and it would be pointless to write here every possible quote or combination), but what really made me hold my belly while laughing was
    "Use..."
    "Allright, use"
    "Stick thingie"
    "with...use stick thingie with..."
    "Yourself".

    lechuckhehe.jpg
  • edited August 2009
    Dangerzone wrote: »
    to LaFlay in the opener...

    Guybrush: look behind you, a 3 headed monkey!

    I think it was a three headed seachimp.
  • edited August 2009
    I went back to the game and got these from the sword fight sequence at the beginning...

    LeFlay: "Pick up your sword and face me like a man"
    Guybrush: "Like your a man or like I'm a man?"

    LeFlay: "I won't quit until the job is done. Even if it means taking down a pirate as renowned as yourself."
    Guybrush: "Re-nowned? I didn't even realize I was nowned!"

    LeFlay: "Heck, I can even hold my breath for FIVE minutes. Just like you."
    Guybrush: "Ha! I can hold my breath for TEN minutes!"
    LeFlay: "You mean that's true? I thought the stories were exaggerated! Impressive!"

    Guybrush: "I've got a golden parrot in my coat. I'll give it to you if you go away."
    Parrot: "*Squawk* It's me, Guybrush Threepwood. Mighty pirate."
    LeFlay: "Aww, that's so cute. I'm gonna keep him as a souvenir when I kill you" ( she says in a sweet voice)

    Guybrush: "The cannon isn't pointed at her. And shooting at things actually ON my ship probably isn't a good idea."


    There's better ones throughout the game...
  • edited August 2009
    I can see there are plenty of things I missed first time around.. To fix that, I must click wildly on everything possible the second time around..
    Must... hear... all dialouge.... ;P

    And they say I'm a crazed fanatic! Pff..
    ..Look behind you, a three-headed clown!!! *runs away*
  • edited August 2009
    I loved when Elaine was convincing Guybrush by making eyes on him. "Please", "Pleeaaase", "Pretty please with sugar on top"

    Hilarious! ;)
  • edited August 2009
    TommyT wrote: »
    I loved when Elaine was convincing Guybrush by making eyes on him. "Please", "Pleeaaase", "Pretty please with sugar on top"

    Hilarious! ;)

    I found that to be the only annoying dialogue in the game. After a couple I skipped straight to Guybrush agreeing.
  • edited August 2009
    Oh, and there's also this one...

    Guybrush: "I think the mean lady trying to cut off my limbs takes precedence over navigating my ship right now!"
  • edited August 2009
    Yeah, Elaine just doesn't seem to be the type for that kind of bargain... where's her independence?
  • edited August 2009
    That whole scene where you're helping LeChuck with the merkey is absolutely brilliant. It really brought back memories of when I was trying to introduce a friend to adventure games. He'd be like "No! Don't tell me! I'll figure it out.... give me a hint?"
  • edited August 2009
    My fav so far is

    *looks at skeleton*

    Murray?
  • edited August 2009
    And when Guybrush cuts the rope...

    LeFlay: "Was that supposed to hurt me somehow?"
    Guybrush: "...Maybe. Did it work?"
    LeFlay: "No"
    Guybrush: "Dang"
  • edited August 2009
    RandomMatt wrote: »
    My fav so far is

    *looks at skeleton*

    Murray?

    That one is kinda getting old, isn't it? :p
  • edited August 2009
    And when Guybrush looks at the mast...

    Guybrush: "Oh, there's a huge crack in it!"
    Winslow: "Yes, we're out to sea not one day and Morgan LeFlay breaks our ship!"
    Guybrush: "Ah... yes. Morgan did it."
  • edited August 2009
    A scene without words:

    In the end, when you have all the artifacts and the merchieftain asks you to give them to... her(?) and stretches out her(?) hand, but Guybrush just drops them into the water.

    Oh, and not to forget when he then throws the artifact ball into the ocean with all his mighty pirate force.
  • edited August 2009
    In the end, when you have all the artifacts and the merchieftain asks you to give them to... her(?) and stretches out her(?) hand, but Guybrush just drops them into the water.

    I vaguely remember someone in the sam and max season two commentary saying animating a character giving something to another was a real pain in the butt.
    So i'm guessing they got lazy and decided to make fun of it ;)
  • edited August 2009
    Was I the only one who was in stitches due to almost every one of LeChucks lines?

    Lechuck: if i combine this thing with this doo-hicky... it kinda looks like a cow, do i need a cow?

    also...

    But where am I going to find a duck wearing burlap chaps?

    "Things were much easier when I would just kill people until someone did things for me!"
  • edited August 2009
    i certainly laughed the longest when guybrush whistled the largo theme and followed it up with "why do i have THAT stuck in my head?" or whatever

    i actually couldn't play for about 5 minutes i just kept laughing.

    it was just so out of nowhere
  • edited August 2009
    Duate wrote: »
    i certainly laughed the longest when guybrush whistled the largo theme and followed it up with "why do i have THAT stuck in my head?" or whatever

    i actually couldn't play for about 5 minutes i just kept laughing.

    it was just so out of nowhere

    On that point I made the mistake to hit Pause because it was dinner time, JUST before I recognized the theme.
    When I came back, Guybrush finished the whistle and it wasn't that funny to me anymore >_<
    I need to replay eventually.
  • edited August 2009
    "Why, if it isn't the pirate with the fancy coat that smells like bacon!"
  • edited August 2009
    OCKi wrote: »
    That one is kinda getting old, isn't it? :p

    Not if the skeleton would actually answer the question with: yes!
  • edited August 2009
    "Guybrush throw this into the ocean with all your might!"

    *Drops ball onto pier and it rolls into the water*
  • edited August 2009
    der_ketzer wrote: »
    Not if the skeleton would actually answer the question with: yes!

    Agh, you got me there! ;)
  • edited August 2009
    "Nice cans!"

    "Are you flirting?
    "I don't know... Am I?"
    der_ketzer wrote: »
    Not if the skeleton would actually answer the question with: yes!

    Well, Murray has already been confirmed by TTG so.... I'm guessing when they finnaly meet that's bound to happen!
    Guy: "Murray?"
    Murray: "What do you want?"
    Guy: "It IS you!! Boy, I've been talking to every skull in the caribbean just to find you!"
    Murray: "Evil cannot be found! Evil finds you when it means to!! Mwhahaha!"
  • edited August 2009
    Captain McGillicutty:
    "If you don't give us your artifacts, my men will make sure those parts never get here, forcing you to rule from luke warm water! Har ha ha ha harrrrrr!!!!!!!!"
  • edited August 2009
    I found that to be the only annoying dialogue in the game. After a couple I skipped straight to Guybrush agreeing.

    Aww.. because it became funny if you did it the whole way through.. her voice became sweeter and she batted her eyelashes more and said things like 'ill be your best friend'
  • edited August 2009
    SubSidal wrote: »
    "Nice cans!"

    "Are you flirting?
    "I don't know... Am I?"



    "Nice cans!"
    "Are you flirting?
    "I don't know... Am I?"


    Looks like taken from the same dialogue.
  • edited August 2009
    Guinea wrote: »
    "Nice cans!"
    "Are you flirting?
    "I don't know... Am I?"


    Looks like taken from the same dialogue.

    I think I'll try these pickup lines out on the local pub later on tonight!
    Wish me luck!
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