If film has taught me anything, it's that milk cartons also don't work if the missing person is a kid named Josh who made a wish on a machine and got turned into an adult.
If film has taught me anything, it's that milk cartons also don't work if the missing person is a kid named Josh who made a wish on a machine and got turned into an adult.
OMG. Pants, quick! Did Dashing make any wishes lately? I think I may have identified our problem here.
I offer you a glimpse into the past. A glimpse into the days before I came into contact with Zelda, the days when GuruGuru214 was known as Pokelover13 (to my eternal shame).
What follows is a rant about fanfiction. It will be under spoiler tags, so people can just skip over it if they want.
A Rant about LaprasKing
For the past few months, fanfiction has been a pretty large part of my life. From my commentaryseries, to my FFCappearences, it's invaded my life quite a bit. The thing is, most of the time it involves trollfics. I've read all the popular ones, like Imma Wiserd, My Immortal, or anything by ComicsNix, and even tried to bring attention to some less popular ones with commentaries. The thing is, today while browsing Ace Attorney crossovers, I found this. Go read that for a second. It's short.
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You probably have the same response as me: What. The. F**k. Was. That. I have no clue either, but I do know this: He's not a troll. He's a fanfiction user putting his sick sexual fetishes into words and posting them on FFNet. I can not put into words how disturbed I am at this guy, especially his two Ace Attorney stories. This guy needs to get the hell off that site.
, to my FFCappearences, it's invaded my life quite a bit. The thing is, most of the time it involves trollfics. I've read all the popular ones, like Imma Wiserd, My Immortal, or anything by ComicsNix, and even tried to bring attention to some less popular ones with commentaries. The thing is, today while browsing Ace Attorney crossovers, I found this. Go read that for a second. It's short.
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You probably have the same response as me: What. The. F**k. Was. That. I have no clue either, but I do know this: He's not a troll. He's a fanfiction user putting his sick sexual fetishes into words and posting them on FFNet. I can notput into words how disturbed I am at this guy, especially his two Ace Attorney stories. This guy needs to get the hell off that site.
That response works too. I can not believe how disturbing that fic was. I have been through EVERY ComicsNix fic, but the thought that he(LaprasKing) has more fics scares the crap out of me.
Also, that user lets you make reviews without an FFNet account. I want as much flames on that story as I can get.
You probably have the same response as me: What. The. F**k. Was. That. I have no clue either, but I do know this: He's not a troll. He's a fanfiction user putting his sick sexual fetishes into words and posting them on FFNet. I can not put into words how disturbed I am at this guy, especially his two Ace Attorney stories. This guy needs to get the hell off that site.
Called Comcast because my internet's down. Turns out they're doing maintenance in my area. Phone works, TV works, internet's out. So I hooked my cell phone up as a modem so I can pull up a Zelda II guide, then I guess I'm off the internet for the night unless Comcast gets their shit together before I go to bed.
I will assume that you are simply dumbstruck by my astounding deductive reasoning and chalk this up as another victory for...
Alcoremortis, Ace Detective!
Good night...and good luck.
You're not seeing the point. The point being, I found a fic where Dixie Kong turns Franziska von Karma into an infant for all eternity. I am greatly disgusted.
You're not seeing the point. The point being, I found a fic where Dixie Kong turns Franziska von Karma into an infant for all eternity. I am greatly disgusted.
You're not seeing the point. The point being, I found a fic where Dixie Kong turns Franziska von Karma into an infant for all eternity. I am greatly disgusted.
No, dear RingmasterJ5, it is you who do not see the point.
I have a disability wherein my tongue is permanently implanted in my cheek. Thereby justifying every post I have made thus far and will make in the future.
Though, I must say, I didn't understand what that fic was on about. Mainly because it was in a fandom I don't follow. Also, if you want to scar your brain with tons of well written, but disturbing Dr. Horrible fic, PM me
No, dear RingmasterJ5, it is you who do not see the point.
I have a disability wherein my tongue is permanently implanted in my cheek. Thereby justifying every post I have made thus far and will make in the future.
Though, I must say, I didn't understand what that fic was on about. Mainly because it was in a fandom I don't follow. Also, if you want to scar your brain with tons of well written, but disturbing Dr. Horrible fic, PM me
I thought the TTG community would be familar with the Ace Attorney series. It's more disturbing if you are familiar with the series, as you can see by DAISHI's posts. Also, PM me with the links to those fanfics.
I thought the TTG community would be familar with the Ace Attorney series. It's more disturbing if you are familiar with the series, as you can see by DAISHI's posts.
I'm relatively unfamiliar with most Japanese games. It's sad, I know and something I will no doubt rectify when I have some free time. Which will be in roughly seventy to eighty years.
Phoenix flew across California, as he looked down upon the detestable little pigs in the city How unbecomingly of them, just walking around like they were actually true masters.
"I am not going to tolerate that! OBJECTION!"
But they did not believe in him. Furious, he set his own hair on fire, and shot everyone using a pistol made of meat as werewolves cried.
Comments
Did you offer a reward? Those things don't work unless you offer a reward.
OMG. Pants, quick! Did Dashing make any wishes lately? I think I may have identified our problem here.
I see your
and raise you
YES! He wanted to go to SPACE. Now that I think of it, did you ever notice how he's a personality sphere?
Now that you mention it...yes. I don't know how I missed it earlier!
I guess that means we won't be seeing him anymore then. The milk carton offensive is a bust.
At least we still have rubber bands.
We do, we do. Actually, I was thinking, should we add some paperclips to that cocktail? Spice it up a bit? Or would that be too much?
If by some you mean three to five pounds of them, then I'm way ahead of you.
I've organised an initial run of 100,000!
... Ah crap.
That's some fast and fine photoshopping though, Puzzy. Good work, box!
Excellent! This plan has no way of possibly failing!
Sorry to crush all your hopes and dreams.
My penis just deflated. I can't even find it anymore.
Yeah well, don't get cocky til you beat this kid-
Unless you are that kid.
And of course...
A Rant about LaprasKing
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You probably have the same response as me: What. The. F**k. Was. That. I have no clue either, but I do know this: He's not a troll. He's a fanfiction user putting his sick sexual fetishes into words and posting them on FFNet. I can not put into words how disturbed I am at this guy, especially his two Ace Attorney stories. This guy needs to get the hell off that site.
Just. No.
That response works too. I can not believe how disturbing that fic was. I have been through EVERY ComicsNix fic, but the thought that he(LaprasKing) has more fics scares the crap out of me.
Also, that user lets you make reviews without an FFNet account. I want as much flames on that story as I can get.
I knew you were a masochist! And now I have the proof!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
-jumps out window-
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I will assume that you are simply dumbstruck by my astounding deductive reasoning and chalk this up as another victory for...
Alcoremortis, Ace Detective!
Good night...and good luck.
You're not seeing the point. The point being, I found a fic where Dixie Kong turns Franziska von Karma into an infant for all eternity. I am greatly disgusted.
@#@! Why'd you have to repeat it XD
No, dear RingmasterJ5, it is you who do not see the point.
I have a disability wherein my tongue is permanently implanted in my cheek. Thereby justifying every post I have made thus far and will make in the future.
Though, I must say, I didn't understand what that fic was on about. Mainly because it was in a fandom I don't follow. Also, if you want to scar your brain with tons of well written, but disturbing Dr. Horrible fic, PM me
I thought the TTG community would be familar with the Ace Attorney series. It's more disturbing if you are familiar with the series, as you can see by DAISHI's posts. Also, PM me with the links to those fanfics.
I'm relatively unfamiliar with most Japanese games. It's sad, I know and something I will no doubt rectify when I have some free time. Which will be in roughly seventy to eighty years.
Also:
Will do, good sir. Will do.
Not as disturbing as the Kong fic, but makes MUCH less sense.
Also,
Fix'd.
Phoenix flew across California, as he looked down upon the detestable little pigs in the city How unbecomingly of them, just walking around like they were actually true masters.
"I am not going to tolerate that! OBJECTION!"
But they did not believe in him. Furious, he set his own hair on fire, and shot everyone using a pistol made of meat as werewolves cried.