The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Uses for Duct Tape ........ Often/Sometimes/Rarely

    Contraceptive.....................................Rarely

    Yeah, I learnt that the hard way.
  • edited July 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Yeah, I learnt that the hard way.

    I wouldn't recommend it. Unless she's really THAT attractive.
  • edited July 2011
    The contraceptive one sounds uncomfortable.
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    I wouldn't recommend it. Unless she's really THAT attractive.
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    Well, she was quite the looker.

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    Plus, our resulting mutant hybrid son went on to have quite a lucrative TV career.
  • edited July 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Plus, our resulting mutant hybrid son went one to have quite a lucrative TV career.

    Clearly it took after you.
  • edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Clearly it took after you.

    You mean you saw my show?! I can assure you that wasn't a lucrative endeavour.
  • edited July 2011
    This reminds me, I think it's about time to send my duct tape wallet back to Ducti to get a new one for the cost of shipping. I've had this one for about five years, and it's starting to get worn.

    Also, I'm torn between feeling sad that it's necessary for this product to exist and being glad that somebody actually came up with it.

    Edit: Oh, hey, you guys have a thread for duct tape stuff now. That's...nice...or something...

    ...

    God, I hate Forum Games.
  • edited July 2011
    I'm torn between feeling sad that it's necessary for this product to exist and being glad that somebody actually came up with it.

    Meh, I don't want to watch movies in 2D or in 3D. What I need is some 2.5D glasses.

    Either that or some 4D glasses for when I'm watching The Twilight Zone.
  • edited July 2011
    I got my Revolver Ocelot figure it looks pretty bad ass for summit I got for like £3.40

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  • edited July 2011
    Wow, the detail on the above model is epic.
  • edited July 2011
    Too much playing The Sims 3. Now it feels like life constantly has the fast forward button pressed, and I tend to try and put it back on regular speed.
  • edited July 2011
    Can anyone recommend a good animation software? I'm too lazy to do it frame by frame.
  • edited July 2011
    Flash
  • edited July 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    Flash

    *like* Erm. I mean *+1*
  • edited July 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    Flash
    AaaaaAAAAAAAh.

    He'll save every one of us!
  • edited July 2011
    I'm currently at a wedding, so right now what's going through my mind is "bored...bored...bored...".

    Tell me about it ... That's why I always avoid them ...

    (I know I picked this from the early pages of this thread ... I'm not trolling ... After all, that was part of the thread, Right?)
  • edited July 2011
    Huh. I can't remember for certain whose wedding that was, though I have a good idea. That was almost a year ago.
  • edited July 2011
    Well, I'm heading out now, you kids don't do anything that'll get the cops called on 'ya. Mommy will be back on Monday.

    (can't help but laugh while typing this)
  • edited July 2011
    Been purging my litte brothers DVD collection.

    Risky I know, but to be honest he has a lot of DVDs, and quite a few of them are just rubbish 2-4 episode things.

    Plus he's switched to Blue-ray, so making some room for those is quite necessary.

    Its fascinating to look at his collection really.
    Most of his DVDs are Disney films that span from early films like Snow White, to recent pixar films like Wall-E.
    (Many of the ones he had missing, he already has on blue-ray now)

    He has quite a few box sets, like Ducktales, Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers, and Thundercats.

    His tastes have certainly changed a lot, and he definately looks after his discs a bit better now.

    I guess he had to learn eventually. I had to throw out his Care Bears DVDs, (he LOVED that show to death), because every single one was cracked and had chunks missing, (he played them so much, and so often...)
  • edited July 2011
    Huh. I can't remember for certain whose wedding that was, though I have a good idea. That was almost a year ago.

    I wonder if anyone can read this whole thread and reply to anyone who's post seems interesting and, You know, Respondable ... Hmm, Seems like a nice summer time wasting project for me!
  • edited July 2011
    Sounds like trolling to me. I'd rather you didn't.
  • edited July 2011
    So, this girl was really sexy right, and she had her legs all showing, taned and was wearing ankle socks and we were watching harry pottery my sister, I and her. And we seemed to get along, and my dog starts getting sexually frustrated, right...

    and...and, all the sudden he's all around the room vigorously trying to get one ups with his power mushroom all over the place, and he's got this devilish grin on his face...

    And he's trying and trying, and just can't seem to make the connection with his pillow, and after he cuddles with the pillow, hugs it, as if waitng for a smoke...and then moments later he's like COME ON LET'S DO this and, it's round two...and then three, and then four, and then above fifty minutes later he's bloody finished!

    And the whole time my sister and this hot chick are talking about the dog being sexually frustrated, getting it up...and this hot chick with these banging sexy legs and cute little feet is on the couch across from me.

    And that was the best day in a while, given the state of it all.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited July 2011
    No offense, mate, but you couldn't be crazy if you tried.

    Scratch that, I'm interested to see you when crazy. That would be interesting.

    I'm actually very close to a nervous breakdown right now due to certain conditions I happen to live under. You might get lucky!
  • edited July 2011
    I'm actually very close to a nervous breakdown right now due to certain conditions I happen to live under. You might get lucky!

    Man, we love you. Here's to hoping you pull through! I'm a little nervous about my health, so I desire that I may understand what you feel, if just a little, enough to have compassion for you, and to relate to you. We're rooting for you, my friend. :D

    Did you see about my dog!? This chick is fine, I mean butter spread yummy . And there's this horny dog just humping everything. And my sister and her are joking about it like perverts, and they start helpin the dog to try and get "there"...(dog is fixed...)

    And they are making jokes about how he is trying to impress two girls and the hot chick laughs and says, he's saying "Look what I can do with this pillow".

    ...it was a unique experience. That it was...
  • edited July 2011
    I'm actually very close to a nervous breakdown right now due to certain conditions I happen to live under. You might get lucky!

    What the...? You okay? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hit a sore spot. You let me know if you need anything. Got it?
  • edited July 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    So, this girl was really sexy right, and she had her legs all showing, taned and was wearing ankle socks and we were watching harry pottery my sister, I and her. And we seemed to get along, and my dog starts getting sexually frustrated, right...

    and...and, all the sudden he's all around the room vigorously trying to get one ups with his power mushroom all over the place, and he's got this devilish grin on his face...

    And he's trying and trying, and just can't seem to make the connection with his pillow, and after he cuddles with the pillow, hugs it, as if waitng for a smoke...and then moments later he's like COME ON LET'S DO this and, it's round two...and then three, and then four, and then above fifty minutes later he's bloody finished!

    And the whole time my sister and this hot chick are talking about the dog being sexually frustrated, getting it up...and this hot chick with these banging sexy legs and cute little feet is on the couch across from me.

    And that was the best day in a while, given the state of it all.

    Come on now Doodo, you can admit it; the horny dog was you, right?
  • edited July 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    So, this girl was really sexy right, and she had her legs all showing, taned and was wearing ankle socks and we were watching harry pottery my sister, I and her. And we seemed to get along, and my dog starts getting sexually frustrated, right...

    and...and, all the sudden he's all around the room vigorously trying to get one ups with his power mushroom all over the place, and he's got this devilish grin on his face...

    And he's trying and trying, and just can't seem to make the connection with his pillow, and after he cuddles with the pillow, hugs it, as if waitng for a smoke...and then moments later he's like COME ON LET'S DO this and, it's round two...and then three, and then four, and then above fifty minutes later he's bloody finished!

    And the whole time my sister and this hot chick are talking about the dog being sexually frustrated, getting it up...and this hot chick with these banging sexy legs and cute little feet is on the couch across from me.

    And that was the best day in a while, given the state of it all.

    what is this i dont even
  • edited July 2011
    I was looking through some of the older posts within the "What Do You Look Like?" thread and ShaggE looks like a younger version of my Dad! :eek:
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited July 2011
    What the...? You okay? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hit a sore spot. You let me know if you need anything. Got it?

    I'm halfway OK and of course everything is OK between us. Thanks!;)
  • edited July 2011
    This Mr. Show sketch is hilarious, but really sorta sad. (NSFW Language, though)
  • edited July 2011
    I got a few nonsensical "science" questions.

    What is time is it in a physical state, is their another state of time? Is their another state of natural laws? Do our natural laws exist as within the structure of reality or are our natural laws structured to our natural existence as we are these physical beings in this physical state of reality?
  • edited July 2011
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    "Waaaahhhhhh Waaaahhhhhhhhhhh. I'm a stupid noob wanker and Davies is beating my sorry ass at WipeOut HD, so I'm gonna quit halfway through a tournament. Waaaahhhhh Waaahhhh. Unless I come 1st, which I don't have the skills to do, then I'm gonna quit. Waaahhhh Waaaahhhhhhhhhhh"

    Newbie scum, go fuck yourself! I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Screw Sony for making WipeOut HD one of its free games, following the recent scandal.

    P.S. If any of you forumites play WipeOut HD online, have some class and want a challenge from a Master Rank III; then my PSN ID is 'St_Eddie'.

    That is all.
  • edited July 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    Flash

    I meant like Something that WON'T Cost me a hundred or more bucks.
  • edited July 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    I got a few nonsensical "science" questions.

    What is time is it in a physical state, is their another state of time? Is their another state of natural laws? Do our natural laws exist as within the structure of reality or are our natural laws structured to our natural existence as we are these physical beings in this physical state of reality?

    It depends on which theory of physics you currently support and whether you'd prefer to have four dimensions...or fourteen. And whether you prefer the concept of strings or the letter "M".

    Modern Physics is confusing!
  • edited July 2011
    So, the brilliant truth is that no one really knows! Thanks for sharing. though I do respect that people have formed our facts, and science and math. Everything has good and bad though. As good as it's all been, there's been a lot of BAD too.

    Duality, but I don't know if I believe in a true, absolute duality, if that makes sense. I don't know what I believe. Maybe a nihilist could tell me what to believe, XD.

    I also liked the letter M. I don't know why. Also have.
  • edited July 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    So, the brilliant truth is that no one really knows! Thanks for sharing. though I do respect that people have formed our facts, and science and math. Everything has good and bad though. As good as it's all been, there's been a lot of BAD too.

    Duality, but I don't know if I believe in a true, absolute duality, if that makes sense. I don't know what I believe. Maybe a nihilist could tell me what to believe, XD.

    I also liked the letter M. I don't know why. Also have.

    Well, the thing is that, at the moment, there is no way of proving any of these theories. We just don't have the technology to do so. Having said that, there is plenty of evidence to support each one, they are theories after all, just not enough evidence to really support one over the other or to prove that they don't not work under any circumstance. Then again, I don't really spend too much time with modern physics. By the time we got to the strange and beauty quarks (those are their real names) I was sort of done with it all.
  • edited July 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    So, the brilliant truth is that no one really knows!

    Oh, ye of little faith. There is one who knows all. For he is a power far greater than any mere mortal. He watches us from afar and his name is The Hoff.

    All hail the almighty Hoff-Meister.*





    * Please don't, the guy's a dick.
  • edited July 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Oh, ye of little faith. There is one who knows all. For he is a power far greater than any mere mortal. He watches us from afar and his name is The Hoff.

    All hail the almighty Hoff-Meister.*





    * Please don't, the guy's a dick.

    It can't be true...it just can't be...you don't mean the hoff? Do you?
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited July 2011
    By the time we got to the strange and beauty quarks (those are their real names) I was sort of done with it all.

    There are beauty quarks now? I only know up, down, strange, charm, top, and bottom. And mostly only because of this jaunty little number.
  • edited July 2011
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    There are beauty quarks now? I only know up, down, strange, charm, top, and bottom. And mostly only because of this jaunty little number.

    Well, Top and Bottom were thought to be a bit boring so some physicists call them Truth and Beauty instead. I think there's also alternate names for Up and Down as well, but I can't remember them.
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