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What we have learned from Jurassic Park (Just for fun thread)

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  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #71 Hammond brought scientists, Genaro brought a rock star.
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    #71 Hammond brought scientists, Genaro brought a rock star.

    When I was a kid I actually thought that Ian was a rock star :D
  • EvilDeadFanEvilDeadFan
    edited March 2011
    #72 Yelling (especially through a megaphone) on a dangerous island like Sorna is a REALLY BAD IDEA!
  • synJPsynJP
    edited March 2011
    #73 When your friend says "I was photographing the nest"...he isn't.
  • FPugFPug
    edited March 2011
    #74 Stegosaurs are not "Big Iguanas".
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #75 UNIX systems give you all the files from the whole park.
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited March 2011
    #75 On Isla Sorna and Isla Nublar piles of sh!t are very big.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #77 Dr. Grant hates computers.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2011
    #78 computers hate dr grant
    #79 if you're bald you're dead... Unless you give up your fee for the chance to hunt a rex
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    #80. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, plain and simple.
  • tope1983tope1983
    edited March 2011
    #81
    Oooh - aaaah. That's how it always starts. But later there's running and screaming.
  • WatsamaxWatsamax
    edited March 2011
    #82 Don't taser the Compsognathus. They come back with more.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #83 They do move in herds.
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited March 2011
    #84 The T-Rex from the first movie was actually blind.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #85 You can run an entire park with only two IT guys.
  • JurassicGuyJurassicGuy
    edited March 2011
    #86 T. Rex are creatures with very high moral beliefs. If your blood sucking lawyer left the kids alone in a car in the rain to flee to the oddly placed restroom, he'll be there. If you can't find your dinosaur guy, the two kids he was stuck with, and the car for which no expense was spared that they probably were in, and you need some motivation to get out of there, he'll be there. If it seems you're going to end up lunch to a bunch of raptors who've surrounded you after you senselessly destroyed the place's lovely decor, he'll be there.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #87 Lex never had lamb chops; she happens to be a vegetarian.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2011
    #88 If you give someone your hand they will not tell anyone you threw up.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #89 Nobody cares that we got Dodgson here
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2011
    #90 if a velociraptor and a cheetah were to race... they would tie... and then the cheetah would be ripped to pieces.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    #91. Raptors seem to be clever girls.
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited March 2011
    #92. Malcolm refuses to believe that Dr. Sattler is not familiar with the concept of attraction.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #93 Keep absolutely still and turn the light off.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2011
    #94 future ex-Mrs. Malcolm ∞
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited March 2011
    #95. Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fences!
    #96. Dr. Sattler is not available.
    #97. To see if dinosaurs are female, you can lift up thier skirts.
    #98. If you are on Isla Nublar, don't be a gatekeeper.
    #99. Don't ever say "oh Mr. Arnold" until you see his face or it will lead to a disembodied arm appearing.
    #100. Life will find a way.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2011
    #101 ROAR > roar
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    #102 Always have a parachute Ready
  • leon101leon101
    edited March 2011
    #103 Cars that travel near dangerous exibits, like T-Rex, should run on electricity, where as cars that travel near safe areas, like Brachiosaurus, should be gas powered. ;)
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited March 2011
    #104 Don't Fall For Decoy Raptors, There is always one behind you

    #105 If there is baby T-rex blood on a jacket, its probably best to get rid of it for it may attract Mama-Rex and Papa-Rex's attention and cost the life of your only chances for survival
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #106 You can't make it if you run because you're being hunted.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2011
    #107 Gymnastics > perfectly evolved killing machine.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #108 If you try to pet a dinosaur, it will sneeze on you.
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited March 2011
    #109. If a raptor is ever about to pounce on your father, yell at it and it will stop in its place, startled, and stare blankly at you.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #110 Black leather jackets are to be worn onto tropical islands.
  • robotporobotpo
    edited March 2011
    #111 Lecture everyone else not to "bend a blade of grass", then leave a 10-mile-long smear of blood through the jungle...

    While, as I mentioned before, I still love the something-starting-with-t out of TLW...ETC, ETC, made fun of Julianne Moore, whatever. Probably a bad idea in retrospect...:p
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #112 When designing and constructing vehicles to withstand the force of dinosaur impacts, it is necessary to put bars in front of the windows. It is NOT necessary to use safety glass.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    #113 Compy's are picky eaters, they have parts they don't like.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited March 2011
    #114 Nick Van Owen is the backup plan... because he brought bolt cutters.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #115 Buy a backpack, pierce a hole in it and call it your lucky backpack. By doing this, it will save your life.
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited March 2011
    #116 If Velociraptors are hunting for children you can get away with petting their tail (that's a reference to a blooper in the first movie if you didn't get it lol)
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