#238 When riding through a dinosaur herd, drive the bike unde rthe Apatosaurs
#239 Reinforced military vehicles cannot withstand a Pachycepholasaurus
#240 Running as fast as you can will ensure safty from Raptor infested grasslands
#241 A T-rex will bash through a moving bus, but will not bash through a window to get a kid whos looking rite at it.
#242 A single tranq dart will sedate a hyped up T-rex.
#243 Pteranodons and Velociraptors change appearance rather quickly.
# 244 Even though a T-rex dominates Spinosaurus in a fight, Spinosaurus will get lucky.
# 245 A fence made to withstand dinosaurs is no match for a Spinosaurus, but a Steel door with many locks attatched to a wooden building will.
# 246 Elvis evolved from Parasaurolophus
# 247 Compys are taddletales, tazer one, and more will come after you.
# 248 Your scientists were so cought up on weither or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
# 249 Dilophosaurus's either A can open up passenger side doors to jeeps, or B jump over fat blind men to get into cars within a split second.
# 250 Flat level terrain will later turn into a 50 ft moat.
# 251 T-rex likes to stare at people when it kills Gallimimus'
# 252 Sarah Harding Can't not touch!
# 253 Cameras always mess up when petting baby stegos
# 254 Triceratops like to crash party's after hearing the word Month
# 255 Alan Grant has never been on the island
# 256 You will hear a cell phone jingle inside a spinosaurus for a half mile before you hear spinosaurus sneek up on you.
# 257 Ben Hildabrand sees nothing yet
# 258 Hammond does indeed have a T-rex
# 259 Jurassic Park was not ment to cator the super rich.
# 260 Bathroom stalls are a bad hiding spot.
#263 Westinghouse really builds some great electrical power stations as evidenced by the fact that they're able to withstand four years of unsupervised abuse from dinosaurs.
McFly @#278, isn't that like rule 3 of the internet too?
Rule 3 of the Internet is "We are Anonymous" but I like the way you think.
#284 The geological instability of Southern California prevents the impact tremors of stomping dinos from physically manifesting themselves in small bodies of water, like swimming pools.
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That's because the raptor is daring you to run
#236 A 15 (or so) year old girl can kick a 200+ pound raptor through a wooden covered opening there by effectively incapacitating it.
I didn't challenge that notion. It was just something I learned from Jurassic Park. Isn't that what this thread's all about?
#237 With one hand, you can easily take tiles off a roof. Using your full body weight to pull them off doesn't work nearly as well.
#239 Reinforced military vehicles cannot withstand a Pachycepholasaurus
#240 Running as fast as you can will ensure safty from Raptor infested grasslands
#241 A T-rex will bash through a moving bus, but will not bash through a window to get a kid whos looking rite at it.
#242 A single tranq dart will sedate a hyped up T-rex.
#243 Pteranodons and Velociraptors change appearance rather quickly.
# 244 Even though a T-rex dominates Spinosaurus in a fight, Spinosaurus will get lucky.
# 245 A fence made to withstand dinosaurs is no match for a Spinosaurus, but a Steel door with many locks attatched to a wooden building will.
# 246 Elvis evolved from Parasaurolophus
# 247 Compys are taddletales, tazer one, and more will come after you.
# 248 Your scientists were so cought up on weither or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
# 249 Dilophosaurus's either A can open up passenger side doors to jeeps, or B jump over fat blind men to get into cars within a split second.
# 250 Flat level terrain will later turn into a 50 ft moat.
# 251 T-rex likes to stare at people when it kills Gallimimus'
# 252 Sarah Harding Can't not touch!
# 253 Cameras always mess up when petting baby stegos
# 254 Triceratops like to crash party's after hearing the word Month
# 255 Alan Grant has never been on the island
# 256 You will hear a cell phone jingle inside a spinosaurus for a half mile before you hear spinosaurus sneek up on you.
# 257 Ben Hildabrand sees nothing yet
# 258 Hammond does indeed have a T-rex
# 259 Jurassic Park was not ment to cator the super rich.
# 260 Bathroom stalls are a bad hiding spot.
#267 John Hammond is sorry about your financial situation. He truly is
Dog vs. T-rex equals Trex gets scooby snack
(McFly @#278, isn't that like rule 3 of the internet too?)
Rule 3 of the Internet is "We are Anonymous" but I like the way you think.
#284 The geological instability of Southern California prevents the impact tremors of stomping dinos from physically manifesting themselves in small bodies of water, like swimming pools.
#287 San diego zoo
#288 Sea world
#289 San diego chargers