What we have learned from Jurassic Park (Just for fun thread)

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    #232 to ensure you hit a T-Rex everytime you must shoot sporadically in every direction while running away.
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    #233 When being stalked by a velociraptor that is staring at you from three feet away, it will give you ample time to formulate an escape plan.
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    #234 be sure you know the correct amount of naltrexone to give to a T-Rex in a coma
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    #235 the safest place in Jurassic park is up a tree (this applies to Isla Sorna and Isla Nublar)
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    #233 When being stalked by a velociraptor that is staring at you from three feet away, it will give you ample time to formulate an escape plan.

    That's because the raptor is daring you to run

    #236 A 15 (or so) year old girl can kick a 200+ pound raptor through a wooden covered opening there by effectively incapacitating it.
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    RaptorsRwk wrote: »
    That's because the raptor is daring you to run

    I didn't challenge that notion. It was just something I learned from Jurassic Park. Isn't that what this thread's all about?

    #237 With one hand, you can easily take tiles off a roof. Using your full body weight to pull them off doesn't work nearly as well.
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    #238 When riding through a dinosaur herd, drive the bike unde rthe Apatosaurs
    #239 Reinforced military vehicles cannot withstand a Pachycepholasaurus
    #240 Running as fast as you can will ensure safty from Raptor infested grasslands
    #241 A T-rex will bash through a moving bus, but will not bash through a window to get a kid whos looking rite at it.
    #242 A single tranq dart will sedate a hyped up T-rex.
    #243 Pteranodons and Velociraptors change appearance rather quickly.
    # 244 Even though a T-rex dominates Spinosaurus in a fight, Spinosaurus will get lucky.
    # 245 A fence made to withstand dinosaurs is no match for a Spinosaurus, but a Steel door with many locks attatched to a wooden building will.
    # 246 Elvis evolved from Parasaurolophus
    # 247 Compys are taddletales, tazer one, and more will come after you.
    # 248 Your scientists were so cought up on weither or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
    # 249 Dilophosaurus's either A can open up passenger side doors to jeeps, or B jump over fat blind men to get into cars within a split second.
    # 250 Flat level terrain will later turn into a 50 ft moat.
    # 251 T-rex likes to stare at people when it kills Gallimimus'
    # 252 Sarah Harding Can't not touch!
    # 253 Cameras always mess up when petting baby stegos
    # 254 Triceratops like to crash party's after hearing the word Month
    # 255 Alan Grant has never been on the island
    # 256 You will hear a cell phone jingle inside a spinosaurus for a half mile before you hear spinosaurus sneek up on you.
    # 257 Ben Hildabrand sees nothing yet
    # 258 Hammond does indeed have a T-rex
    # 259 Jurassic Park was not ment to cator the super rich.
    # 260 Bathroom stalls are a bad hiding spot.
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    #261 Peter Ludlow is now John Hammond
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    #262 Raptors have trouble breaking through car windows.
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    #263 Westinghouse really builds some great electrical power stations as evidenced by the fact that they're able to withstand four years of unsupervised abuse from dinosaurs.
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    #264 T-rex is a female but stll refered as a him
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    #265 never hang on an a fence or you will get shocked
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    #266 John Hammond does not blame you
    #267 John Hammond is sorry about your financial situation. He truly is
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    # 268 T-rex can drink pool water without getting sick.
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    #269 John Hammond is the grandpa you wish you had.
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    # 270 And the uncle Ludlow wshed he didnt have
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    #271 Any cave you hide in will allow a Tyrannosaurus Rex to get just within tongue's length of you.
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    # 272 When hifing in a cave from a T-rex, snakes turn into suicide attackers.
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    #273 A cute dinosaur is inherently a dangerous dinosaur.
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    # 274 Dinosaurs dont appreciate being threatened to be run over.
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    #275 If you are about to shoot a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a really big gun, chances are that the gun is empty.
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    # 276
    Dog vs. T-rex equals Trex gets scooby snack
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    #277 Dogs will not immediately fear a T-Rex however the same cannot be said for a vacuum.
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    #278 Thirteen year old girls will appear as bearded fifty year old filmmakers in a reflective surface (like a TV screen).
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    #279 Babies smell
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    #280 You get your first glimpse of six foot turkeys as you enter a clearing.

    (McFly @#278, isn't that like rule 3 of the internet too?)
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    #281 John Hammond has successfully cloned himself
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    # 282 Triceratops dont like liolac berries.
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    #283 Dr. saddler didn't mean to call John Hammond a jerk
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    Ofnir wrote: »
    McFly @#278, isn't that like rule 3 of the internet too?

    Rule 3 of the Internet is "We are Anonymous" but I like the way you think.

    #284 The geological instability of Southern California prevents the impact tremors of stomping dinos from physically manifesting themselves in small bodies of water, like swimming pools.
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    # 285 Trex hates the poparatzi
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    #286 San diego is know for its animal attractions
    #287 San diego zoo
    #288 Sea world
    #289 San diego chargers
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    #290 Trex will do anything to get a seat on a bus
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    # 291 Japanese people run away from T-rex like it's Godzilla.
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    # 292. Its never a good idea to clone dinosaurs and put them in close proximity to people.
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    #293 Guns are meant to be held in a way that maximizes 'coolness', not in a way that actually allows for proper shooting.
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    #294 Highly trained security personnel are no match for even the smallest of dinos but a paleontologist is
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    #295 Always lock doors when you are being followed by a Velociraptor
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    # 296 never go into a kitchen full of loud metals when ur being chased by Raptors
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    #297 Wherever there is danger, there must be a kid around to provide comic relief/heighten tension. Adults can't do this alone.
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