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What we have learned from Jurassic Park (Just for fun thread)

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  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #117 The screams of an eight year old girl can be heard from around the coast's corner against the roar of the crashing waves.
  • Tyrannosaur87Tyrannosaur87
    edited March 2011
    #118 Ian hates being right all the time
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    #119 The suit costs more, than your education.
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited March 2011
    #120 Those people are not...auto-rotic...
    #121 It is more preferable to set up a base-camp than a buffet.
    #122 You must drive faster.
    #123 Dinosaurs went extinct because they weren't even smart enough to chase a stick.
    #124 Even realistic-looking Spielberg films will still resort to cartoon sound effects on occasion. (seriously, listen to the sound effect when Nedry slips. It's like something out of Scooby Doo)
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #125 No one in LA owns a gun.
  • synJPsynJP
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    #125 No one in LA owns a gun.

    (assuming you are reffering to the t-rex on the main land in TLW)
    ****San Diego
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    synJP wrote: »
    (assuming you are reffering to the t-rex on the main land in TLW)
    ****San Diego

    You would be correct, sir.

    #126 Harbor masters will not think to run away from a boat speeding toward them.
  • robotporobotpo
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    #125 No one in LA owns a gun.

    Actually, everyone in LA owns a gun!!! :p

    #127 Respected Paleontologists need to repeatedly ask everyone around them, from geneticists to 9-year-old boys, the species of the dinosaur they are currently encountering...
  • Tyrannosaur87Tyrannosaur87
    edited March 2011
    #128 Mommy's Very Angry
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited March 2011
    #129. When Peter Ludlow tells you to shoot a Tyrannosaur, he is referring to the adult because he wants the infant back alive!
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #130 Paleontologists are afraid of other reptiles (like snakes).
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited March 2011
    #131 There is no safe place if a Spinosaurus is around, even airplanes are obsolete
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #132 You can't hear people yelling your name when you're looking through binoculars.
  • nagasadownagasadow
    edited March 2011
    #133 A steel door braced with steel support beams will hold back a rampaging spinosaurus:confused::confused:
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #134 If you go off on your own for even a few minutes on an island with dinosaurs, you will be eaten.
  • JurassicGuyJurassicGuy
    edited March 2011
    #135 Stegosaurus can impale objects lying very low on the ground with their upward-facing tail spikes. This is presumably done by the dinosaurs doing a flip in the air with their tails piercing their target mid-flip.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #136 Lots of people running together in a large group can invariably outrun a T-rex capable of running speeds up to 30 mph.
  • JurassicGuyJurassicGuy
    edited March 2011
    #137 Dr. Sattler is very dear to John Hammond.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #138 If you run into a cave to get away from a T-rex, the cave will not extend more than a couple of feet.
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited March 2011
    #139 If you have to choose between death by T-Rex or possible death by Coral Snake, Take death by T-Rex
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #140 InGen is so powerful that they've managed to completely supress the story of genetically engineered dinosaurs.
  • DustyBoy87DustyBoy87
    edited March 2011
    #141 Uh... yeah. Yup. They bred Raptors.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    The previous post should be #141

    #142 Despite popular belief and human experience, stopping your fall by grabbing onto a rope does not burn your skin, stretch your joints or cause pain.
  • tope1983tope1983
    edited March 2011
    # 143 SEE HERE
  • DustyBoy87DustyBoy87
    edited March 2011
    #144 - After 143, I now appreciate JPIII.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #145 Buy a backpack, pierce a hole on it and call it your lucky backpack. Doing so will save your life.
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited March 2011
    #146 No matter how strange your story is, you can always find a crazy guy on the subway who believes you.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #147 After capturing very large and powerful animals of problem solving intelligence, placing a guard near their cages is out of the question.
  • DustyBoy87DustyBoy87
    edited March 2011
    #148 Just because they're the lizard equivalent to a chicken, for God's sake, just eat your tuna sandwich!
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #149 John Hammond's butler shows no sign of recognizing Malcolm because he suffers from memory loss.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    #150 Don't listen to Dr. Malcolm, that's good advice.
  • HooblaDGNHooblaDGN
    edited March 2011
    #151 Never visit Jurassic Park if you're chubby. You'll get eaten.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #152 A major bio-tech corporation, when guarding extremely valuable property at a 'secured facility', will just leave it in an unlocked cage in the garage, all alone.
  • robotporobotpo
    edited March 2011
    ^^ #153 And when a staggering TWO armed guards actually arrive on the scene, when told to shoot the person stealing their priceless property BY that very same person, will fail to do so and watch the schmuck drive off!
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    #145 Buy a backpack, pierce a hole on it and call it your lucky backpack. Doing so will save your life.

    #154 Buy a carrying case for your camera, tear it up a bit, and call it your lucky bag.

    (What's with Jurassic Park and luck packs?)
  • darkcat1darkcat1
    edited March 2011
    #155 Never run whiterabbit.obj
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    #156 Exercise bars are impervious to jungle rot.
  • NuLegend1992NuLegend1992
    edited April 2011
    #157 Predators don't hunt when they're not hungry, only humans do
    #158 Taking dinosaurs off Isla Sorna is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas
    #159 With offspring that young, T-Rex parents won't leave 'em alone for too long
    #160 They'll never know you have it unless it makes some kind of sound
  • JurassicGuyJurassicGuy
    edited April 2011
    #161 Brachiosaurus are allergic to young girls, and it is advised that they stay far away from their nostrils (which is pretty hard not to do).
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    (This one mainly applies to Lost World)

    #162 When being chased by a T-Rex, you'll have a much better chance of outrunning it if you flee by foot instead of in a vehicle.
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