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I'm going to create my own Jurassic park

asyncusasyncus
edited May 2011 in Forum Games
with real dino's. I already have the dna and a bunch of crazy low-paid bulgarian scientists. Whos with me!!! I'm thinking of central London.

The concept I have is sort of like an amusementpark slash MMA-event.
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  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited April 2011
    I just bought the closed down Six Flags in New Orleans Louisiana If you would rather build it there. After we've made a deal about shared profits of course.
  • FaceslasherFaceslasher
    edited April 2011
    waroftheworlds01 wrote: »
    I just bought the closed down Six Flags in New Orleans Louisiana If you would rather build it there. After we've made a deal about shared profits of course.

    Hey HEY. I bought it! Im making a Zombie park.
  • robotporobotpo
    edited April 2011
    asyncus wrote: »
    with real dino's. I already have the dna and a bunch of crazy low-paid bulgarian scientists. Whos with me!!! I'm thinking of central London.

    The concept I have is sort of like an amusementpark slash MMA-event.

    You could put in in Crystal Palace Park, but only if you engineer the dinosaurs to look like the things that Waterhouse Hawkins built!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_Park#Crystal_Palace_Park
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    asyncus wrote: »
    with real dino's. I already have the dna and a bunch of crazy low-paid bulgarian scientists. Whos with me!!! I'm thinking of central London.

    The concept I have is sort of like an amusementpark slash MMA-event.

    You're going to need someone who knows, ah, chaos thory.
  • DustyBoy87DustyBoy87
    edited April 2011
    You create your own park, I'll steal embryos, and then I'll genetically modify all the dinosaurs with weapon attachments and grenade dispensers.
  • asyncusasyncus
    edited April 2011
    @Waroftheworld. Yes, but instead of sharing profits. I dont care about the money. If I get the limbs of the tourists, its fine by me. I want my own private basement where I can do very strange, ultra-illegal and scary experiments. This is my hidden agenda, but Im not telling anyone. But yes, in our park, what do we need, besides a lot of weird people.
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited April 2011
    Let's do this! I want to supervise the hatchery :D
  • piccobellopiccobello
    edited April 2011
    Side B is mine!
  • FPugFPug
    edited April 2011
    I'll work with voice overs and tours. :D
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited April 2011
    FPug wrote: »
    I'll work with voice overs and tours. :D

    Make sure the spare no expense for your voice overs!
  • FPugFPug
    edited April 2011
    anashastar wrote: »
    Make sure the spare no expense for your voice overs!

    I'd do it for free.:)
  • evolution_rexevolution_rex
    edited April 2011
    asyncus wrote: »
    This is my hidden agenda, but Im not telling anyone.
    your doing a good job not telling anyone.
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited April 2011
    I own a jeep too. So there's that. lol
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    So far we have:

    -Bulgarian scientists
    -A supervisor for the hatchery
    -A voice over/tour guide
    -A Site B owner
    -Dr. Grant
    -A kid with a jeep

    We're off to a great start.
  • KrokeryKrokery
    edited April 2011
    I'm an experienced park warden. I assure you I will provide great security. Tasers on full charge.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    Krokery wrote: »
    I'm an experienced park warden.

    What are your credentials?
  • BombillazoBombillazo
    edited April 2011
    Im good at math.
  • trockstrocks
    edited April 2011
    I'll start splicing DNA strands together and see what I can come up with.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited April 2011
    Because of the behavior systems in complex systems, I pronounce the park a failure without seeing any precautions or what-not that you have in place. :p
  • trockstrocks
    edited April 2011
    Shadowknight1 wrote: »
    Because of the behavior systems in complex systems, I pronounce the park a failure without seeing any precautions or what-not that you have in place. :p

    I hope you're not proven right by a coincidental case of poorly planned espionage.
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited April 2011
    Well, I am sorry to ruin your dream but if I were you I would stop where you are... the reason is that I have already succeeded in the task of recreating dinosaurs. I have been researching it for 10 years and the park will open next year, that is if the lawyers dont kill me first. Its really specatular, I spared no expense! Plus, I have not employed anyone named Nedry so I think im fine, but I am a little suspicious about Dennis, our computer technician who just left to the vending machine with a shaving cream can. Anyway, no worries, our park will open soon so all of you can enjoy it!!! :D
  • asyncusasyncus
    edited April 2011
    We will definitely have a huge restaurant filled with Jell-O
  • FPugFPug
    edited April 2011
    RexMaster wrote: »
    Well, I am sorry to ruin your dream but if I were you I would stop where you are... the reason is that I have already succeeded in the task of recreating dinosaurs. I have been researching it for 10 years and the park will open next year, that is if the lawyers dont kill me first. Its really specatular, I spared no expense! Plus, I have not employed anyone named Nedry so I think im fine, but I am a little suspicious about Dennis, our computer technician who just left to the vending machine with a shaving cream can. Anyway, no worries, our park will open soon so all of you can enjoy it!!! :D

    .....................But I need a job! :'(
  • BombillazoBombillazo
    edited April 2011
    trocks wrote: »
    I hope you're not proven right by a coincidental case of poorly planned espionage.

    LOL!!! this sentence is too funny XD Alliteration ftw
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited April 2011
    So wait there are competitive dinosaur parks??? Oh no stuffs about to go down D:
  • DustyBoy87DustyBoy87
    edited April 2011
    I would make sure there would be locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors.
  • RaptorsRwkRaptorsRwk
    edited April 2011
    If anybody needs a resident paleontologist for there park i have seen all the movies and read both books so i assume i am over qualified.
  • xcruiserxcruiser
    edited April 2011
    I would like design the buildings.:D
  • SpielbergFanSpielbergFan
    edited April 2011
    If you need an automation/electrotechnology engineer, that's what I'm studying.:)
  • WARP10CKWARP10CK
    edited April 2011
    I will be guy that checks the shaving cream cans just incase Customs has not checked it enough.

    Further more I have an idea for the river tour the Megaladon a giant white shark that would make Jaws hide in shame.

    We are gonna need a bigger boat just got a whole new meaning

    sharkattackiii5.jpg
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    Our staff list now consists of:

    -Bulgarian scientists
    -A supervisor for the hatchery
    -A voice over/tour guide
    -A Site B owner
    -DNA Splicer
    -A kid with a jeep
    -A math nerd
    -One park warden without credentials
    -An overqualified paleontologist
    -Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
    -An architect
    -A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
    -Shaving cream can inspector
    -Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden
    -Head of Public Relations
    -Slightly suspicious and seemingly harmless janitor
    -Dinosaur nutritionist

    What can possibly go wrong?
  • WARP10CKWARP10CK
    edited April 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    Our staff list now consists of:

    -Bulgarian scientists
    -A supervisor for the hatchery
    -A voice over/tour guide
    -A Site B owner
    -DNA Splicer
    -A kid with a jeep
    -A math nerd
    -One park warden without credentials
    -An overqualified paleontologist
    -Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
    -An architect
    -A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
    -Shaving cream can inspector

    What can possibly go wrong?


    We are off to too a great start here :)
  • xcruiserxcruiser
    edited April 2011
    Have we already an Island in mind..? Or on the mainland..?

    I prefer a Island.
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited April 2011
    RaptorsRwk wrote: »
    If anybody needs a resident paleontologist for there park i have seen all the movies and read both books so i assume i am over qualified.

    OMG I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this XD

    But Wait! We need some form of Human security!!! We are missing a Muldoon!:eek:
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    xcruiser wrote: »
    Have we already an Island in mind..? Or on the mainland..?

    This shouldn't even be a question. I thought that when everyone signed on, they were aware that this act against God would reside on an island.
  • anashastaranashastar
    edited April 2011
    But the thread creator said Central London :D
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    I nominate myself as the head of general park and staffing design. Any opposition? I didn't think so. Since my job entails picking the location, I say that it's on an island.
  • asyncusasyncus
    edited April 2011
    Great list mr McFly. I just wonder. Who is flying the heli's? And I was thinking of getting some Venture Capitalists- the kind of ones that when things starting to heat up, always wanting to visit out-door toilets. I kind of like those.

    Mr. McFly, you pick the island. Ive got my basement. Im satisfied.
  • RaptorsRwkRaptorsRwk
    edited April 2011
    As the head over qualified paleontologist i am going to need a giant trailer,a hat,flannel shirt,a raptor claw, assistant head over qualified paleontologist,and a gun(because everybody knows that when the sh!t hits the fan paleontologists know exactly what to do)
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited April 2011
    anashastar wrote: »
    But the thread creator said Central London :D

    Of course! The British Isles, naturally. ;)
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