As the Head of the Department of holding onto one's game warden, I must advise not leaning against the fence by any means, as you will not be able to hold onto your game warden nor your behind, as they will both be bitten off severely. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
As the Head of the Department of holding onto one's game warden, I must advise not leaning against the fence by any means, as you will not be able to hold onto your game warden nor your behind, as they will both be bitten off severely. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
G.I. Joe!
I can also work as PR Manager!
Jurassic Park! If you thought Hippo's took big dumps, wait till you see a Brachiosaurus pile of S#!t!
PS: Why does my browser want to correct Brachiosaurus as Brontosaurus!?!? Thats no longer used!
-Bulgarian scientists (pending)
-A supervisor for the hatchery
-A voice over/tour guide
-A Site B owner
-DNA Splicer
-A kid with a jeep
-A math nerd
-One park warden without credentials
-An overqualified paleontologist
-Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
-An architect
-A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
-Shaving cream can inspector
-Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden
-Head of Public Relations
-Public Relations officer
-Slightly suspicious and seemingly harmless janitor
-Dinosaur nutritionist
-Dinosaur containment construction worker
-Temporary Part time assistant
-An experienced systems programmer
I should probably take that. You know since "studying" them is part of my job.
How about we act like mature adults here and split the DNA between the two of you? That way, everyone learns a valuable moral lesson and we can get on with the rest of the day.
How about we act like mature adults here and split the DNA between the two of you? That way, everyone learns a valuable moral lesson and can get on with the rest of the day.
Works for me. Not like I'm gonna pull a Dennis Nedry on the park...or will I? Nah. Working with Dinosaurs up close and personal is enough of a reward for me as opposed to the potential billions I could get for embryo's
How about we act like mature adults here and split the DNA between the two of you? That way, everyone learns a valuable moral lesson and can get on with the rest of the day.
That'll work or if they're up to it they can also be my part time assistant. I sent my full time assistant to the island early to scout around but haven't heard from him since ....stange.
That'll work or if they're up to it they can also be my part time assistant. I sent my full time assistant to the island early to scout around but haven't heard from him since ....stange.
I'm sure he's fine.
I can deal with being a part time assistant til the park opens. Then I'm off to do my ranger duties. (if it's anything like my halloween costume came out, I'm in for some real fun )
That'll work or if they're up to it they can also be my part time assistant. I sent my full time assistant to the island early to scout around but haven't heard from him since ....stange.
I'm sure he's fine.
No doubt he's too consumed by the fantastical qualities that the island has to offer.
I can deal with being a part time assistant til the park opens. Then I'm off to do my ranger duties. (if it's anything like my halloween costume came out, I'm in for some real fun )
Thanks i could really use the help. You know. gotta keep up to date til the opening. And if you're looking for fun just wait until we get to study the raptors up close and personal.
Actually thats what my assistant was supposed to be doing.
No doubt he's screwing around instead of doing his job
Thanks i could really use the help. You know. gotta keep up to date til the opening. And if you're looking for fun just wait until we get to study the raptors up close and personal.
No problem. I look forward to it. As for the Raptors....Are they clever?
I'm in. After all, it's not like they can open doors or anything...
Great! I can tell you like to live a little dangerously. But i see no reason to fear my full time assistant had told me before i lost contact that there should only be 3 of them at the most. And we've spared no expense when it comes to security.
Great! I can tell you like to live a little dangerously. But i see no reason to fear my full time assistant had told me before i lost contact that there should only be 3 of them at the most. And we've spared no expense when it comes to security.
Given that I'm being paid just a little over 5 bucks and a few embryo's, I can definitely see that no expense was spared
Ofcourse why do you think you only get paid $5. All the money in the budget has gone to security and saftey protocals.(we pay our scientist with cigs)
Then I'm definitely moving up in the world. As long as we Rangers have some sort of defense mechanism, such as a tranquilizer gun or an electric net, (of course, we can't afford to truly harm the animals) I'm good to go
Sweeeeet! This is basically a promotion. I won't let you down i will be the best dino colorer/drawer ever and will be a productive member of this park.
Then I'm definitely moving up in the world. As long as we Rangers have some sort of defense mechanism, such as a tranquilizer gun or an electric net, (of course, we can't afford to truly harm the animals) I'm good to go
You'll also get a hat and shorts. And if you play your cards right a shotgun but it's mostly for show you'll never actually need to use it I'm sure
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How about this one?
Oh man, I wanted to go for the Futurama gag but I figured that someone would beat me to it. I was right.
If by fortune you mean 8.00 bucks and hour, basic med care without dental and 12 days of vacation yearly, yeah
Don't forget the free 'You don't have to be a dinosaur to work here but it helps' badge.
No, the park owner said he'd give it only to the first 10 people that wanted to be part of his crazy idea... I came in too late though
G.I. Joe!
I can also work as PR Manager!
Jurassic Park! If you thought Hippo's took big dumps, wait till you see a Brachiosaurus pile of S#!t!
PS: Why does my browser want to correct Brachiosaurus as Brontosaurus!?!? Thats no longer used!
Fine, I'm gonna clone my own dinosaurs! With blackjack and hookers! In Fact, forget the dinosaurs! And the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.
Martin McFly, we need a staff update. lol
Cloning dinosaur hookers doesn't tempt you out of curiosity?
-Bulgarian scientists (pending)
-A supervisor for the hatchery
-A voice over/tour guide
-A Site B owner
-DNA Splicer
-A kid with a jeep
-A math nerd
-One park warden without credentials
-An overqualified paleontologist
-Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the jeeps jeep
-An architect
-A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
-Shaving cream can inspector
-Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden
-Head of Public Relations
-Public Relations officer
-Slightly suspicious and seemingly harmless janitor
-Dinosaur nutritionist
-Dinosaur containment construction worker
-Temporary Part time assistant
-An experienced systems programmer
How about... *fishes through pockets* $5.42, a receipt for the sports almanac I bought a while ago and this Barbasol can?
...Why is that in my pocket?
Oh and the DNA is included.
I'll take it!
I should probably take that. You know since "studying" them is part of my job.
Excellent.
How about we act like mature adults here and split the DNA between the two of you? That way, everyone learns a valuable moral lesson and we can get on with the rest of the day.
Works for me. Not like I'm gonna pull a Dennis Nedry on the park...or will I? Nah. Working with Dinosaurs up close and personal is enough of a reward for me as opposed to the potential billions I could get for embryo's
That'll work or if they're up to it they can also be my part time assistant. I sent my full time assistant to the island early to scout around but haven't heard from him since
I'm sure he's fine.
I can deal with being a part time assistant til the park opens. Then I'm off to do my ranger duties. (if it's anything like my halloween costume came out, I'm in for some real fun
No doubt he's too consumed by the fantastical qualities that the island has to offer.
Thanks i could really use the help. You know. gotta keep up to date til the opening. And if you're looking for fun just wait until we get to study the raptors up close and personal.
Actually thats what my assistant was supposed to be doing.
No doubt he's screwing around instead of doing his job
No problem. I look forward to it. As for the Raptors....Are they clever?
Very. thats what makes them so fascinating:D
I'm in. After all, it's not like they can open doors or anything...
Great! I can tell you like to live a little dangerously. But i see no reason to fear my full time assistant had told me before i lost contact that there should only be 3 of them at the most. And we've spared no expense when it comes to security.
Given that I'm being paid just a little over 5 bucks and a few embryo's, I can definitely see that no expense was spared
Or is shirking his work. I'm going to have a serious talk with him about his future employment when he returns from his little vacation.:mad:
Ofcourse why do you think you only get paid $5. All the money in the budget has gone to security and saftey protocals.(we pay our scientist with cigs)
Then I'm definitely moving up in the world. As long as we Rangers have some sort of defense mechanism, such as a tranquilizer gun or an electric net, (of course, we can't afford to truly harm the animals) I'm good to go
Hey! You also got a receipt...
This guy knows exactly how this organization is run.
Very true. I can now do my taxes with it!
Thanks i try to stay in the loop:)
Good work. I'll be sure to reward you with customized pencils for your desk.
Really sweet! I hope they have dino heads as the eraser!
That and it comes with a dinosaur coloring book.
Sweeeeet! This is basically a promotion. I won't let you down i will be the best dino colorer/drawer ever and will be a productive member of this park.
Probably
Works for me. (Already have an airsoft SPAS 12 with the folding stock, so I know what I'm doing as far as showing off)