Motivational leadership. I can see why Mr. McFly is paying you so elegantly
Yes well I believe in this organization just as he does and well I find it produces results (even though I don't understand what they're yelling when I point it at them.)
Yes well I believe in this organization just as he does and well I find it produces results (even though I don't understand what they're yelling when I point it at them.)
Hi. I am an experienced systems programmer. (I know unix.) Can I help you build an all powerful camera control system for the park, so no one can walk about unseen to steal dinosaur embryos?
Hi. I am an experienced systems programmer. (I know unix.) Can I help you build an all powerful camera control system for the park, so no one can walk about unseen to steal dinosaur embryos?
Absolutely. Security is our top priority and having an experienced systems programmer on our team is vital to the park's success.
Just make sure you leave a full list of the various security passwords in my mailbox.
Hi. I am an experienced systems programmer. (I know unix.) Can I help you build an all powerful camera control system for the park, so no one can walk about unseen to steal dinosaur embryos?
Great! This organiztion of ours just keeps growing.
What about the toy-areas for children/ areas for the little ones. We can make a lot of money in merchandise. I'm thinking small electrical batons for the children. Ofcourse only to put down small animals, like the very smallest dino's in the park, to rabbits, rats, cats etc. Nothing important. Great profit. What do you think?!
What about the toy-areas for children/ areas for the little ones. We can make a lot of money in merchandise. I'm thinking small electrical batons for the children. Ofcourse only to put down small animals, like the very smallest dino's in the park, to rabbits, rats, cats etc. Nothing important. Great profit. What do you think?!
I think it's a great idea you've got my vote. We could also sell the tiniest of dinos as pets for the children so they have something to poke with the batons.
I think it's a great idea you've got my vote. We could also sell the tiniest of dinos as pets for the children so they have something to poke with the batons.
Why not just engineer some of the dinos as pets? What kid wouldn't want a pet velociraptor?
Why not just engineer some of the dinos as pets? What kid wouldn't want a pet velociraptor?
While this is an intriguing idea, we have to view it from a marketing perspective. If several children purchase these pet dinosaurs, they would have no motivation to re-visit our park. This is the reason why zoos don't have dogs and cats on display; nobody would visit the zoo to see a dog/cat when they already have one at home.
The only way this would work is if we purposely created some instabilities within the dinosaur DNA so that they'll explode after a period of time. That way, parents would be forced to continue purchasing pet dinosaurs thus providing us with a secondary stream of revenue. For the people who don't have enough money to invest in a pet dinosaur, our park will provide a suitable alternative.
Update: I seem to have hit a bit of a snag in my work. Apparently it's not completely "legal" to take dino bones from museums and grind them up. (how was I supposed to know)
Update: I seem to have hit a bit of a snag in my work. Apparently it's not completely "legal" to take dino bones from museums and grind them up. (how was I supposed to know)
I'm curious as to why you simply didn't pose as a refreshment boy during an excavation excursion and simply pocket the bones when no one was looking. You know, gain everyone's trust before running off with the precious bones that they devote their entire lives to studying.
I'm curious as to why you simply didn't pose as a refreshment boy during an excavation excursion and simply pocket the bones when no one was looking. You know, gain everyone's trust before running off with the precious bones that they devote their entire lives to studying.
Well that worked at first but then the excavations started turning up dry so i turned to the museums. I posed as the museums new curator and it was working wonderfully until they found him tied up in the closet.
But not to worry a moustache here a beard there and im back in buisness.
Well that worked at first but then the excavations started turning up dry so i turned to the museums. I posed as the museums new curator and it was working wonderfully until they found him tied up in the closet.
But not to worry a moustache here a beard there and im back in buisness.
I do hope you're wearing gloves during these outings. We can't afford having your fingerprints act as a direct link to us as an organization; the authorities would get suspicious fast.
I do hope you're wearing gloves during these outings. We can't afford having your fingerprints act as a direct link to us as an organization; the authorities would get suspicious fast.
Not to worry i had my fingerprints erased long ago in preparation for this project and as for the authorities lets just say i have friends in high places.
How high are they? Is it possible they can get me a mounted machine gun? For er... High end holding simulations and possible incidents? We need to be careful for the sake of our game wardens of course!
Have we descided on the location yet? The bulgarian scientists are at the moment very satisfied as most of them have received aged vintage cuban cigars. To quote Gregor, the supervisor of the team: "Is OK" which I think is a very good way of looking at the future for us.
How high are they? Is it possible they can get me a mounted machine gun? For er... High end holding simulations and possible incidents? We need to be careful for the sake of our game wardens of course!
Already on their way. Thats part of our parks security.
Only one way to find out. We should seek someone to train our rangers to be prepared for anything at any given moment, since our Warden will be busy with other projects. These animals are very unpredictable, so it's best we have some sort of knowledge to use to our advantage. I for one don't want 'Clever Girl' to be my last words...:D
Only one way to find out. We should seek someone to train our rangers to be prepared for anything at any given moment, since our Warden will be busy with other projects. These animals are very unpredictable, so it's best we have some sort of knowledge to use to our advantage. I for one don't want 'Clever Girl' to be my last words...:D
I say we have a minimum 2 year course where they will be trained physically and mentally( as in learning the behavioral patterns of the animals and going through countless simulations) and at the end they will have to survive 2 days on the island with no help from us. Now that is being prepared.
mr McFly, pwnage is never going to be a part of our corporation!! although 3 men, a red-headed woman and the Vitruvian man on the right is very intimitading!
I say we have a minimum 2 year course where they will be trained physically and mentally( as in learning the behavioral patterns of the animals and going through countless simulations) and at the end they will have to survive 2 days on the island with no help from us. Now that is being prepared.
Perfect. It'll seperate the stragglers from those of us who are meant for this type of work.
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Nice I myself was given a rocket launcher upon being hired I don't expect to be using it but it's fun to scare the Bulgarian scientists with it.
Motivational leadership. I can see why Mr. McFly is paying you so elegantly
Yes well I believe in this organization just as he does and well I find it produces results (even though I don't understand what they're yelling when I point it at them.)
Fear. It gets stuff done.
I prefer to think of it as incentive or maybe encouragement
That works too
That works too
Absolutely. Security is our top priority and having an experienced systems programmer on our team is vital to the park's success.
Just make sure you leave a full list of the various security passwords in my mailbox.
Great! This organiztion of ours just keeps growing.
I think it's a great idea you've got my vote. We could also sell the tiniest of dinos as pets for the children so they have something to poke with the batons.
I'm not so sure if the dinos eat the zombies they can have some really bad food poisoning. And who wants to go to a park full of sick dinos.
Why not just engineer some of the dinos as pets? What kid wouldn't want a pet velociraptor?
Never! We create real dinosaurs as they were. Who would want anything more?:)
While this is an intriguing idea, we have to view it from a marketing perspective. If several children purchase these pet dinosaurs, they would have no motivation to re-visit our park. This is the reason why zoos don't have dogs and cats on display; nobody would visit the zoo to see a dog/cat when they already have one at home.
The only way this would work is if we purposely created some instabilities within the dinosaur DNA so that they'll explode after a period of time. That way, parents would be forced to continue purchasing pet dinosaurs thus providing us with a secondary stream of revenue. For the people who don't have enough money to invest in a pet dinosaur, our park will provide a suitable alternative.
I'm curious as to why you simply didn't pose as a refreshment boy during an excavation excursion and simply pocket the bones when no one was looking. You know, gain everyone's trust before running off with the precious bones that they devote their entire lives to studying.
Well that worked at first but then the excavations started turning up dry so i turned to the museums. I posed as the museums new curator and it was working wonderfully until they found him tied up in the closet.
But not to worry a moustache here a beard there and im back in buisness.
I do hope you're wearing gloves during these outings. We can't afford having your fingerprints act as a direct link to us as an organization; the authorities would get suspicious fast.
Not to worry i had my fingerprints erased long ago in preparation for this project and as for the authorities lets just say i have friends in high places.
Better than that, we'll send you a free admission coupon.
Already on their way. Thats part of our parks security.
I thought we already voted no on that whole free coupon day idea.
Good to know, even though they're mostly going to be for show
Or are they........?:eek:
Only one way to find out. We should seek someone to train our rangers to be prepared for anything at any given moment, since our Warden will be busy with other projects. These animals are very unpredictable, so it's best we have some sort of knowledge to use to our advantage. I for one don't want 'Clever Girl' to be my last words...:D
I say we have a minimum 2 year course where they will be trained physically and mentally( as in learning the behavioral patterns of the animals and going through countless simulations) and at the end they will have to survive 2 days on the island with no help from us. Now that is being prepared.
We did. I'm just practicing my sarcasm for when I we become rich. Rich people use sarcasm a lot, you know.
No i never did. But i do now
And knowing is half the battle.
Perfect. It'll seperate the stragglers from those of us who are meant for this type of work.