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  • edited April 2018

    Which was...? :confused:

    EDIT: If you're talking about the "Yellow Fever" one, I did technically arrive at the proper conclusion. Just in a somewhat more roundabout way.

    Fangirl101 posted: »

    Hey, you are the one who couldn't get a simple headcanon on your own.

  • edited April 2018

    I did technically arrive at the proper conclusion. Just in a somewhat more roundabout way.

    Thanks to me.
    Your first conclusion was wrong:

    The creep was going on about the Thai American Eleanor having yellow fever.

    (Wtf, Dabie?)
    I had to explain so you could understand.

    DabigRG posted: »

    Which was...? EDIT: If you're talking about the "Yellow Fever" one, I did technically arrive at the proper conclusion. Just in a somewhat more roundabout way.

  • edited April 2018

    Thanks to me.

    . #Humblebrag

    I had to explain so you could understand.

    Eh, did you really, tho? Cause I figured there was racism involved from the get-go.

    Fangirl101 posted: »

    I did technically arrive at the proper conclusion. Just in a somewhat more roundabout way. Thanks to me. Your first conclusion was

  • edited April 2018

    Yeah @DabigRG How dare you not be well versed in the fountain of knowledge that is urban dictionary, you uncultured bastard!

    Fangirl101 posted: »

    I did technically arrive at the proper conclusion. Just in a somewhat more roundabout way. Thanks to me. Your first conclusion was

  • It's not about urban dictionary, though. :lol:

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    Yeah @DabigRG How dare you not be well versed in the fountain of knowledge that is urban dictionary, you uncultured bastard!

  • There was racism, but you said that the creep was saying that Eleanor had yellow fever, which is not true.

    Whatever...

    DabigRG posted: »

    Thanks to me. . #Humblebrag I had to explain so you could understand. Eh, did you really, tho? Cause I figured there was racism involved from the get-go.

  • Yeah Yellow Fever just sounds like something that'd come from there :lol:

    poor fangirl just wanted to share her headcanon in peace lol

    Fangirl101 posted: »

    It's not about urban dictionary, though.

  • I've seen the term outside of it, too. :smiley:
    rip me indeed, i found a headcanon i really like and this happened ;-;

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    Yeah Yellow Fever just sounds like something that'd come from there poor fangirl just wanted to share her headcanon in peace lol

  • Lee is actually AJ when he grows up.

    Confused right? Let me explain....

    Over the course of the story of Season Four, Clem and AJ grow a very special and unbreakable bond. Clem would do anything for him and she becomes increasingly angry at God for letting the world get like this and preventing AJ from living a normal life.

    At the climax of the season, Clem meets a group of scientists who have been developing a time machine. They're really nice and so Clem stays with them for a bit. She believes they've finally found a way out of this shithole. The science group (who call themselves 'The Experts') are also very religious, and believe the Walkers are demons and anyone who is bitten is 'tainted'.

    While out hunting, Clementine gets bitten on the arm by a Walker. She hurries back to the Experts so their doctors can cut off her arm and remove the bite. But they refuse. "You've already been tainted! You can't be saved!!" And so they lock her up in their hidden rape and sacrificing dungeon. She now knows theres no fucking way she's going to die and let AJ stay with these monsters.

    Clem breaks out and kills a few of the Experts. She doesnt have a lot of time, and so she takes AJ to the time machine. She knows it's not finished and may not work, but she tries it anyway.

    She sends AJ back 30 years in time. The other Experts then find Clem next to their machine which is now totally fucked. And they shoot Clem in the head.

    AJ is then adopted by the Everett family who names him Lee, and he grows up to become the man we all love. When Lee met Clem at the start of the Apocalypse, he knew she was his mother, and so he vowed to protect her at all costs.

  • Holy fuck... it actually sounds really awesome. I wouldn't mind if the story goes this way.

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Lee is actually AJ when he grows up. Confused right? Let me explain.... Over the course of the story of Season Four, Clem and AJ grow

  • edited May 2018

    The fans have spoken, Telltale.

    Elect me as the new lead writer for S4! I WILL MAKE THE WALKING DEAD GREAT AGAIN!

    Holy fuck... it actually sounds really awesome. I wouldn't mind if the story goes this way.

  • After Season Four....
    Telltale: Well, we haven't necessarily met Lee's biological parents yet...

    Seriously, this was an amazing read though. More realistic than Javi meeting up with David already...

    Acheive250 posted: »

    Lee is actually AJ when he grows up. Confused right? Let me explain.... Over the course of the story of Season Four, Clem and AJ grow

  • Okay, that was admittedly a misspoken typo. My bad.

    Fangirl101 posted: »

    There was racism, but you said that the creep was saying that Eleanor had yellow fever, which is not true. Whatever...

  • Jean didn't actually turn. She just adopted the role of watchdog after losing her Husband and voice.
    And for the free eats.

  • edited May 2018

    I'd petition for this. :)

    Acheive250 posted: »

    The fans have spoken, Telltale. Elect me as the new lead writer for S4! I WILL MAKE THE WALKING DEAD GREAT AGAIN!

  • After Clementine left Lee at the end of S1, Lee turned into the funk zombie from lollipop chainsaw and made a zombie band traveling the world.

  • Ah, funk-yeah! Gonn party like it's 1983--
    Let the never-ending freakiness begin!

    Chibikid posted: »

    After Clementine left Lee at the end of S1, Lee turned into the funk zombie from lollipop chainsaw and made a zombie band traveling the world.

  • The hole in the Sunshine Mobile Park fence Nick got caught on was fresh--Sarah ripped it open to isolate herself inside one of the trailers.

  • Sarita is actually a figment of Kenny's imagination

    She's brought on by Kenny being alone and his grief at losing Katja and Duck.

    When talking to Clementine about what happened after season one, Kenny says: "I was alone for a long time after that, and then I found Sarita" for me, this means he was alone for so long and so grief-stricken that he created a new person in his head. And what Clementine "see's" is just her representation of what she thinks Sarita would look like.

    Now think about Clementines "interaction" with Sarita shortly after they meet at the lodge. Sarita asks "Does Kenny seem different to you?" This is where Clementine realises Kenny has gone crazy since they last were together. She pictures Kenny's fictitious partner asking and saying things that Clementine is thinking, but perhaps doesn't want to admit to herself.

    This is evident later when they are thinking of leaving Kenny behind at Carvers prison. She pictures Kenny's "partner" Sarita begging them not to. Clementine knows it would be wrong, but is fighting her conscious.

    Then there's the fact that Walter knows about Katja and Duck, but Sarita doesn't. Because Sarita is the escape. She was created mainly as an attempt to move past Katja and Duck.

    Further evidence.. Aside from Kenny himself, who do you see interacting with Sarita?..

    Luke? No. Becca? No. Jane? No. Nick? No. Walter? No. Bonnie? No. Mike? No. Carlos? No... And how many even reference her? None. How many show grief at her death? Like it never happened right?

    Speaking of her death. Isn't it a coincidence how she dies right as Rebecca is about to give birth? Almost as if Kenny knows he will have a new person to care about, a Duck replacement, and he knows that he won't need his imaginary wife around any more.

    Kenny is the only person to mourn her. He's mourning the idea of losing the thing that helped him when he was alone. And while he's mourning her, he wants to be alone, hidden, and the rest of the group leave it to Clem to approach him. Because they know (and deep down Kenny himself knows) he's crazy and mourning nobody.

  • Jane does mention Sarita though. When they are in the car driving away after Mike and Arvo left Jane says "And where were you when Sarita died?". Is Jane a figment of Kennys and Clementines imagination too? Is she with them on it? How would you turn that around?

    Stewart25 posted: »

    Sarita is actually a figment of Kenny's imagination She's brought on by Kenny being alone and his grief at losing Katja and Duck. When

  • That's easy! Because Kenny would talk about Sarita and people were just like "K, weird"

    0v3rp0w3r posted: »

    Jane does mention Sarita though. When they are in the car driving away after Mike and Arvo left Jane says "And where were you when Sarita di

  • Also, Jane herself isn't as put together as they try to make to you think. And even then, it kinda obvious.

    Stewart25 posted: »

    That's easy! Because Kenny would talk about Sarita and people were just like "K, weird"

  • edited August 2018

    Lee is Lester Green

  • edited August 2018

    AJ grows up to become the Fortnite skin Funk Ops, and Clem becomes Sparkle Specialist (They find some old DIsco DVD's in TFS and start to boogie down)

  • edited August 2018

    Kenny's stache is the cure

    Tenn is Eleven's (from Stranger Things) younger brother

    Marlon is related to Henry from IT

    Molly's sister didn't die, it's Violet or Jane

    Mark is a time traveler and knew what was going to happen in episode 2, he went back in time to save Lee from being dinner

    Nate and Walter fused together to make the smoking man in the trailer

    When Clem was shot by Arvo and she woke up in the RV, that was real, she just went back to sleep and dreamed all of Season 3 (which is a good thing)

    Tenn is Ava and Gill

    Conrad is Lee's brother

    Luke and Chet are related

    Glenn is alive in the game and will return in The Final Season

    Clementine is in a coma

    Nick, Sarah, Ben, Duck, and Gabe were created by god to annoy us

    Conrad is short for Comrade

    Larry is alive, he was cured from the virus and brought back to life by the power of the almighty salt lick

    Tripp has a man bun because he wants to look like Eleanor

    Carlos is Sarah's mother, he used to be a woman, and her true father is Carver

    AJ is Lee's baby

    Alvin is actually Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks, Alvin is inside a robot to make him look human, more proof of this is Theodore is Rebecca, because they only had a female robot, and Simon is Carver, who made his own robot so he could make a robot baby with his old friend Theodore

    400 Days didn't matter
    Edit : Sorry, meant to post this on the "Theories that are literally just facts" thread

    Michonne is the returning character in The Final Season

    TFS is a prequel (the f stands for first, not final)

  • Alright, buddy, the Edit button is feelin awful lonely.

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    Kenny's stache is the cure Tenn is Eleven's (from Stranger Things) younger brother Marlon is related to Henry from IT Molly's siste

  • She’s older then 19 she has to be

    DabigRG posted: »

    She's 19. Still, the idea of this short, bald woman creeping on teen girls(and maybe boys and even babies) is kinda humorous.

  • The parents of lee are alive

  • Yeah, I realize that now.
    That was based on a list of character stats for Parts 1 and 2 that supposedly came from the art director. Ava being 19 and as short as 5'3 sounded about right at the time, especially since her exact history with David hadn't been directly revealed yet.

    xxplvb posted: »

    She’s older then 19 she has to be

  • Funny thing is I never even read the date on your comment my bad

    DabigRG posted: »

    Yeah, I realize that now. That was based on a list of character stats for Parts 1 and 2 that supposedly came from the art director. Ava be

  • the way how kenny escaped the alleyway/store in episode 5 season 1 is his mustache started to glow and it started flapping, allowing him to fly up and away, which is also why you dont see him run away

  • nope. he got lucky. reeeaaal lucky

    yummycoke posted: »

    the way how kenny escaped the alleyway/store in episode 5 season 1 is his mustache started to glow and it started flapping, allowing him to fly up and away, which is also why you dont see him run away

  • alvin is carver in disguise which is why he found their cabin so quickly

  • Lilly is Kenny.

  • Eleanor is really Faith from mirror's edge, but has given up on her parkour and edgy ways.

  • edited August 2018

    AJ is trans sexual. Why? Well, look at season 2. Rebecca thought that the baby would be a girl, but what came out was a boy.


  • ...

    MestreBerg posted: »

    AJ is trans sexual. Why? Well, look at season 2. Rebecca thought that the baby would be a girl, but what came out was a boy.

  • Dex-StarrDex-Starr Banned
    edited August 2018

    What if Kenny wasn't blind in his left eye, but had the mangekyou sharingan or the byakugan?

  • Wouldn't the latter make him blind anyway?

    Dex-Starr posted: »

    What if Kenny wasn't blind in his left eye, but had the mangekyou sharingan or the byakugan?

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