Really stupid theories
The goal of this thread is to have as many stupid theories as possible.
Carver is really Vernon, but Vernon is wearing a mask that looks like Carver.
Russell's real name is Jimmy
Lee was white.
Christa ate a watermelon seed and wasn't actually pregnant. That's is why you never see her baby.
Rebecca and Becca are twins.
All the bandits wanted was pizza.
Omid was actually a goldfish.
Shel was named after the gas station 'Shell'
Bonnie was great friends with Snoop Dog
The next DLC will be '3 days' based off of spongebob.
Any more ideas?
Note: I think none of these are valid and no one should.