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  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited January 2011
    Granted, now they troll this thread and us forumites kill you for getting rid of the troll thread.

    I wish that The Knife would do a live show near where I live.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    the show sucks.

    I wishid i didn't eat that fish.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    Granted, instead Fish eats you. Welcome to Soviet Russia


    I wish that I didn't just do a really bad Soviet Russia joke
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    Granted, The bad Soviet Russia Joke instead does YOU.

    I wish I had better things to do.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    you lead a happy and productive life. Then you realize you have no time for TTG.

    I wish i had a sandvich right now.
  • SillyStellSillyStell
    edited March 2011
    Granted but an anoying kid beats your freakin' skull in with a bat inorder to take it from you.

    I wish for a bobble head to sit on my desk.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    it bobbles out a window. you watch it fall 5 stories to the ground. wheeee..........

    I wich bobble was an actual verb so I don't sound silly.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited March 2011
    Seeing as how you made a wich and not a wish, nothing can be done.

    I wish for Cylons. Preferably Number Sixes, but I'll take Eights.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    they all kill you.

    I wish for a pet pokemon.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    Granted, They look like original Cylons.

    I wish I was better with Ruins.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    Remolay now cleans Ruins for a living.

    I wish I had a better voice.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    it goes up 28 octaves.and 3,000 decibels. whenever you speak, anyone within 50 feet of you goes deaf.

    I wish for a rubik's cube.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    It's the world largest Rubik's Cube. It's over 100 square feet. And it falls right on top of you.

    I wish that I didn't have school on mondays.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    Granted, you now have to go to HELL on mondays. I'm sorry if this offends, It's the first thing that came to my mind


    I wish to be a Kamen Rider.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    You suck and are killed for your incompetence.
    I wish for a Pikachu IRL that likes me and therefore won't kill/ hurt me.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    It runs away from every single fight it is put into.

    I wish that Coolsome and GeorgeC would stop fighting.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    They unite over their shared hatred of YOU.

    I wish you'd buy my CD.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited March 2011
    He buys your CD, but only because he needs target practice.

    I wish I didn't spill pasta sauce all over my couch while I was re-watching Season 7 of 24.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    caeska wrote: »
    I wish I didn't spill pasta sauce all over my couch while I was re-watching Season 7 of 24.

    Granted, but you spill it instead watching the 24th season of 7.

    I wish my dad would leave me alone for an hour, and ONLY an hour.
  • zounds!zounds!
    edited March 2011
    He does, but in that hour he leaves you alone in a dark cave with hungry bears.

    I wish I could use the force.
  • joek86joek86
    edited March 2011
    Your wish is granted, too bad you're thrown in jail a week later for excessive use of force.

    I wish for a video game based movie that doesn't suck.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    Your wish is granted, but they release a video game tie-in to the movie. The Game sucks on ice.

    I wish for a cheeseburger with the following ingredients ONLY: Non-poisoned, Seedless Hamburger buns; Non-poisoned Ground Beef (Not from a mad cow); Non-poisoned American cheese; non-poisoned ketchup. And I want it cooked, and I want all of the ingredients freshly cooked to medium value.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited March 2011
    You've got it, but the chef stabs you with a plastic sword toothpick. In the eye.
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited March 2011
    Comrade Pants wrote: »
    You've got it, but the chef stabs you with a plastic sword toothpick. In the eye.

    Wishing for nothing leads to none of your wishes ever coming true.
    Plus the Negative Zero destroys reality.

    I wish I would be Captain Commando!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Granted, the name agency successfully changes your name to Captain and your surname to Commando.
    I wish that the TV Tropes website wasn't so addictive. (Look, it has an article about our game!)
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited March 2011
    Sarendor wrote: »
    Granted, the name agency successfully changes your name to Captain and your surname to Commando.
    I wish that the TV Tropes website wasn't so addictive. (Look, it has an article about our game!)

    You get hooked on heroin. TVTropes seems far less severe, in comparison.

    I wish everyone else got their wishes.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    Granted, but their lives still suck

    I wish my life didn't still suck.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    Granted. You have no life anymore.

    I wish that there was no such thing as "weird".
  • joek86joek86
    edited March 2011
    Granted, now everything is the same and it sucks.

    I wish for the return of Crystal Pepsi and no not Crystal from Pepsi, Crystal Pepsi
  • zounds!zounds!
    edited March 2011
    Your wish is granted and as a result Van Halen reunites to do the theme song for the new Crystal Pepsi as they had before. The resulting commercials will force millions to give in to the lure of 80's rock and high fructose corn syrup. The mixture of those two elements causes many many deaths.

    I wish I could've come up with a shorter reply
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Granted - you could, but you didn't.

    I wish I knew every language in existence.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    Granted, but you forget everything else.

    I wish for a new pair of shoes
  • zounds!zounds!
    edited March 2011
    Granted, you get some new shoes, but they are made of cement.

    I wish I had a brain computer.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2011
    Granted, you get a PC made out of a brain. It's very slimy and Sticky. And you have to insert an access port for every single thing you plug in.

    I wish I could draw better.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2011
    You can, Drawings are now illegal.

    I wish I were a renowned author.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2011
    Your books cause at least 550 cases of teen suicide. Apparently, parents don't care how good it is when kids start jumping off cliffs.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited April 2011
    Not wishing for anything causes you to experience every single death from Quest for Glory 3 in real life. Only more painfully.

    I wish everybody involved in The Banned Game got banned for real and for all eternity, except for me of course.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited April 2011
    It is done. You have no one left to talk to.

    I wanna go to space. Wanna be in space. Spacespacespace. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEE.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited April 2011
    Granted. Unfortunately, you can't breathe in space. You dead. Sorry.

    I wish that science were simpler.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited April 2011
    Granted, science becomes so simple that the average man on the street can build himself a doomsday device with minimal effort, and soon everyone find themselves with a contraption to be used to take over the world. However you don't get a doomsday device as you die in a lab explosion.

    I wish for a new Broken Sword game.
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