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  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited June 2009
    space.

    why is life like that?
  • tmsmyth4tmsmyth4
    edited June 2009
    its like that, and thats the way it is. HUH

    why do birds suddenly appear?
  • XocratesXocrates
    edited June 2009
    Because it would be silly if they just flew in from somewhere.

    Why is Y pronounced why?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited June 2009
    Becasuse C is pronounced sea.

    Why doesnt this question have a question mark.
  • tmsmyth4tmsmyth4
    edited June 2009
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    Becasuse C is pronounced sea.

    Why doesnt this question have a question mark.

    because its off sunbathing in scotland

    Whats the difference between lucasarts and bubble wrap?
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited June 2009
    A decision today with LucasArts is almost always a bad one. A decision made with bubble wrap is a good one all the time!

    Why are round pizzas contained in square boxes? It doesn't make sense.
  • tmsmyth4tmsmyth4
    edited June 2009
    Because triangular boxes are too hard to make

    How many eyebrows do snakes have?

    (i really should give up posting on this thread!)
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited June 2009
    More than they need.

    What am I listening to right now?

    (EDIT: Darn you, tmsmyth!)
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2009
    Because I/him are jabbering fools who aren't prepared to shut the hell up and we've taped your ears to a wall so you have to listen

    What is the point in screaming when you should know the monster's gonna get you?
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited June 2009
    Because when you do scream, it annoys the monster so he bites off your head first, resulting in a faster, more painless death.

    why does ppl not talk 2mwe wen i say hie?
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2009
    because people simply don't like you. and your breath smells of hamsters.

    If hamsters had wings, and you were a chess piece, what would you do about it?
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited July 2009
    I would corner the corner of that corner, of said corner.

    How I shoot fireplace?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    In corner.

    Dinsdale?

    (And, no, I was listening to nails screeching on a chalkboard. Very melodic.)
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited July 2009
    Daledins.

    How do you make a backwards b?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    Write b and force it to go backwards.

    IS THIS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS?
  • PariahKingPariahKing
    edited July 2009
    Actually it's written in English.

    What's the announcement LA is hyping for today?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    The announcement of a new "blockbuster" film starring A-list actors that will probably bomb at the box office...oh, that LA. I dunno.

    Is that your final answer?
  • SheepbrushSheepbrush
    edited July 2009
    Yes.

    Why do I got cheese juice in my hair?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    Oh, sorry about that.

    Wait, is there water in Ellay?
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2009
    No, but there is Tang.


    Lard = Evil?
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited July 2009
    E=MC2
    Where is America?
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited July 2009
    In the farthest corner of your eye...

    Why must people FLAME EACHOTHER OVER A SINGLE PUZZLE??????? I mean seriously, 20 PAGES OF ARGUING OVER WHETHER IT'S 1/2 OR 1/3????

    DARN YOU DON PAOLO!!!!
  • NannerSplitNannerSplit
    edited July 2009
    A: Because they aren't posting in a big truck, which would have no room for flame wars. Tubes, however, are ideal.

    Q: Why doesn't Hi-C make Ecto-Cooler anymore?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    A: Minute Maid lost the rights to use Slimer on the box. I think.

    Q: Can I have some Cini-Minis?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2009
    depends on what time of day it is.

    why is my computer on fire, but I can still post these messeges.

    EDIT: sorry messages
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    A: I have no idea what a "messege" is.

    Q: What is a "messege"?
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    A: A messege is a horrible computer virus which lets you type words like "message" wrong.

    Q: Can a catch the flu from a computer virus?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    A: No, letters are immune from disease.

    Q: Indeed?
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited July 2009
    A: No way!

    Q: Are you to the limit?
  • britt12334britt12334
    edited July 2009
    A: NO way!

    Q: Why is Max so... evil
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited July 2009
    A: You can't seriously call that thing... evil. Now, if you had "Pure" in that somewhere...

    Q: Can I have some?
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited July 2009
    A - No.

    Q - How are you.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    A: Dead.

    Q: SPARE MONYS FOR A N00B?
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited July 2009
    A: Only if you use your big boy letters and start spelling right... so, no.

    Q: How is a raven like a writing desk?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    A: They're made of wood or something.

    Q: Why do fools fall in love?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    A: Because Cupid shot them down or something.

    Q: Why does a bird always appear every time you are near?
  • LeonillaLeonilla
    edited July 2009
    16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote: »
    Q: Why does a bird always appear every time you are near?

    It probably has something to do with the birdseed underwear.

    Q.Why do people use okra?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited July 2009
    The whale?

    Who can get ye flask?
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    Ye flask in ye bottle? Crack it on thou skull ye shalt.

    Q: What will you get when you multiply 378 with 599?
  • Plunder_BunnyPlunder_Bunny
    edited July 2009
    A: Oh, that's easy. You get Cheese!

    Q: How do you get stuck in the gutter?
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