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  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited May 2009
    NO I ONLY READ THE PART ABOUT TUTANKOOPA AND THE MEATBALL DINOSAUR!

    what is a question?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A - It is often a sentence that would not make much sense if not said questioningly, and it is always followed by a question mark.

    POP QUIZ!

    Q - Is this a question?
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited May 2009
    maybe?

    who has the holy axe?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: The holy axe salesman.

    Q: Why does everything I whip leave me?

    (cookie for anyone who gets the reference)
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    (Simpson's Movie)
    A:Because you don't give them a turn

    Q:Why should I not worry and be happy?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: Just 'cuz.

    Q: Is laughter really the best medicine?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Well, it cured my cancer, so yes.

    Q: ?sdrawkcab gnitirw I ma yhW
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: .looc s'ti esuaceB

    Q: ?sdrawkcab I ma yhw ,si noitseuq ehT
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited May 2009
    Guy in a Box wrote: »
    A: .looc s'ti esuaceB

    Q: ?sdrawkcab I ma yhw ,si noitseuq ehT

    A: Because you have been reading too much Manga.

    Q: Who, what, when, where, and why?
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited May 2009
    me the human now here for cheese
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: FAIL.

    Q: What did Pizzaface say, anyway?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IM SOO FUNE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    (may be a bit exaggerated)

    Q: Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    A: he can't. His butt is glued to the chair.

    Q: Can we handle the truth?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A - Sure, you can handle the truth. You might not be able to handle the headshot that comes as a direct result of you knowing the truth, however.

    Q - Are we there yet?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: No, we are not! Don't make me come back there, young man!

    Q: Is this thread getting a bit out of hand?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU SHALL BURN AT THE STEAK STAKE FOR SUGGESTING SUCH A THING!!!!

    Q: Why do people actually say abbreviations like LOL in real life?
  • edhamsteredhamster
    edited May 2009
    A. B-cause it makes them feel gr8!
    Q. Why did the woodchuck only chuck wood?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: BECAUSE HE DOES.

    Q: You want some?
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited May 2009
    A: only if its pizza.

    Q:is it?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A:Ye-no

    Q: Sniper no snipey?
  • iRockiRock
    edited May 2009
    A: Darn, he stole mah lazor cuppin' cakes. Then shot them. With his sniper.

    Q: Am I a little teapot?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Yeah, now let me drink your brains.

    Q: Why don't most time travel movies ever make any sense?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    A: You just saw Star Trek, didn't you?

    Q: Do you want fries with that?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: *gasp* THAT WAS VULGAR. U SHUD BE ASHAMED

    Q: Can we fix it?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A - With time, patience, effort, and a bit of salt, yes.

    Q - Which is more dangerous: a child running with scissors, or a madman running with styrofoam?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A: A tie

    B: Why is that one guy from James Bond called Q?
  • iRockiRock
    edited May 2009
    A: Because the name LMNOP was taken.

    Q: Who shot Mr. Burns?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    a: I DID. MU HU HU Hu HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA.

    Q: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 7652.6....?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A:Pi

    2:Is rock and roll noise pollution?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A - Noise pollution, no. Silence pollution, yes.

    Q - Isn't it about time Taco Bell had delivery service?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: No, because who wants Mexican phones delivered to your house? *BUH DUM PSSSHHHH*

    A: What does one do after taking a melody, simple as can be?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: Take some other stuff from the store you got the melody from.

    Q: How do I get rid of this annoying headache?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Q: First, you find your head. Next, you take a sledgehammer...

    A: What does Speed the Hedgehog Boy like?
    (Getting both references will win you 100 awesome points)
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: Like Speed Racer, only younger.

    Q: Did you know that it's illegal to make your own toll booth and put it on the highway?

    (I got one reference. Do I win?)
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Oh, crap. *Hides*

    Q: What time is it?
    (BTW, you got zero references and misread the question)
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A:Peanut-butter-Jelly Time!

    Q; Why didn't you tell me sooner?!
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Because I DON'T LIKE YOU.

    Q: Why is Fobbies are Borange so awesome?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A:Because Ness is a dolt

    Q:Should I name my kid Ness or Tai? (if I get married)
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Xfis.

    Q: Why do two horrible ideas combine to make an awesome idea?
    (A completely improvised radio show+MOTHER 1 FaB; robbing a McDonald's with your head covered in duct tape)
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: Because it is.

    Q: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
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