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  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited April 2009
    A: In the power outlet!

    Q: What's the polite way to eat a croissant?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: To not puke while eating it.

    Q: Why is Smiles and Tears such an awesome song?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    A: 'Cause it makes you smile, and it makes you,..um...tears.

    Q: Could penguins ever fly before?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited April 2009
    A: They could if Boot to the head they weren't dumpy midget butlers.

    Q: Why does Bidoof fail so hard?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: I think his name may be a part of it...

    Q: What should I write here?
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited April 2009
    A:because its so awesome it fails.

    Q:why do we pirate things? why cant we ninja things?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: The same reason we can't zombie or robot anything.

    Q: Who wants to play a game of Go Fish?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A: Shhh! Not so loud right next to you-know-who. *points at box of Goldfish*

    Q: Can't we end all this mindless violence?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited April 2009
    A: are you crazy? who would ever want to do that?

    Q: who's there?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    A: Billy Mays here with Orange Glow

    Q: Why are my videos so awesome?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: WE ARE NOT WORTHY

    Q: Why does Billy Mays scream when he talks?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A:His eardrums are broken

    Q:Can I go use the bathroom?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Only if you know the password! Because I, uh, forgot.

    Q: What is the value of pi?
  • iRockiRock
    edited April 2009
    Same great taste, now with half* the calories!

    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    A: Cuz they're attracted to you.

    Q: how many fingers am I holing up?
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited April 2009
    none, your hand is nebraska

    should i be posting in this thread?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    pizzapuma wrote: »
    none, your hand is nebraska

    should i be posting in this thread?

    A: No, please leave immediately.

    Q: なぜ私の日本語は悪いですか？
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    EEEERRGG....LANGUAGE DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR. ACTiVATE SHUT DOWN iMMiNANT.


    Did French fries really come from france?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    StrongBadinator wrote: »
    EEEERRGG....LANGUAGE DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR. ERROR. ACTiVATE SHUT DOWN iMMiNANT.


    Did French fries really come from france?

    A: No, stupid. They come from McDonalds.

    Q: How much spam could a spambot spam if a spambot could spam spam?
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited April 2009
    A: Woodchuck>Spambot

    Q: Does "man-man" make Ladies?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    A: No! Then he'd be called Man-lady!

    Q: is this a question?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    A: Is this an answer?

    Q: Why is my signature invisible?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Because I MURDERED IT. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Q: How can you murder something that isn't even alive?
  • iRockiRock
    edited April 2009
    A:
    Turn off your [insert intimate object here], and make sure it powers down.
    Drop it in a fourty-three hole in the ground.
    Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine.
    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!

    Q: Can't you just give the Ice President a chance to do a hip-hop dance?!?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: No, I just lit a match.

    Q: How do you feed a submarine?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    A: You can't. Didn't you read the sign?

    sam_and_max_e4_02.jpg

    Q: What song am I listening to now?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: The Oscar Mayer Weiner theme.

    Q: Why do I have so much gas?
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited April 2009
    you have so many cars!

    how many eyeballs do i have and did i beat dont look back?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    you have one eyeball, it's in your post count.

    Why is my mama so fat?
  • SS the Free!SS the Free!
    edited April 2009
    A:Because it's comfy.

    Q:Why am I so literate?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    A: Eww! You sicko!

    Q: Question?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Answer.

    Q: Yes?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A: Yes? No! Yes.

    Q:Who was it Sam?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    A: Bosco. Surprise!

    Q: Tihs is atcaluly radeblae!
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A: And i'ts aslo not a qoesutin!

    Q: Does anybody really know what time it is? (Does anybody really care?)
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A: No

    Q: Why is the Food network still in business?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Because some people like to watch other people make meals that they could never do. Also, cause of Emeril. BAM!

    Q: Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: No! Pirates are the meaning of existence.

    Q: Whatever it is, am I against it?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A: Probably not, but I'm not really the one you should be asking. You should be asking... yourself.

    Q: If, hypothetically, the correct answer to this question was "yes", what would your answer be?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Purple.

    Q: Is your name Mike McNanner?
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