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  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    A: When the ball rolls into it.

    Q: Guess what?
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited July 2009
    A: I guessed it.

    Q: Why aren't pinatas aerodynamic?
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    A: Their heads are too big and their body too small.

    Q: How come the bus I'm waiting for is always the last to arrive?
  • Plunder_BunnyPlunder_Bunny
    edited July 2009
    A: Because it hates you.

    Q: Why do you have a rash?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    A: Brain cancer.

    Q: Why haven't the Jonas Brothers been shot yet?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    A: Apparently, some people like them. *shudders*

    Q: Why do you be so short?
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    A: Oh really? And I thought my mum abandoned me in giant land.

    Q: Where is the best place to go on a rainy afternoon?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited July 2009
    A: A sunny morning.

    Q: Not a question.
  • fearnleypfearnleyp
    edited July 2009
    A: Not an answer.

    Q: May I?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2009
    Q:may you not.

    May fernleyp Not?
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited July 2009
    Si, senor.

    First, lemme say this:
    "Your first task! Come up with a mildly EVIL scheme to perpetrate upon the other users! "

    Question: Anyone have any ideas?
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    A: Have a brazilian wax, and wear a leather hot pants. That way you can make the irritating squeaky sound when you move.

    Q: Who is more intelligent? Hulk Hogan or George W. Bush?
  • Plunder_BunnyPlunder_Bunny
    edited July 2009
    A: Between the two of them you might get a 1/4 of a brain... maybe.

    Q: Where is my head?
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited July 2009
    A: 57 Meters due south.

    Q: Does this disturb you? http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3695/yummynomnoms.gif
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2009
    A: page cannot be read

    Q Could the page be read?
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited July 2009
    A: I'll need a screwdriver, a kit for create arcade cabinets and a time machine

    Q: Am I getting better in English?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    A: You is doing way more good with the Ingles talking and typing than my write style is.

    Q: ?sdrawkcab siht sI
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited July 2009
    A: I see

    Q: Coffee or Ice Cream?
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited July 2009
    A: A bigger number

    Q: Can I use these two things together?
  • BadStrongBadStrong
    edited July 2009
    A: That'll be $5.59 at your first window. Have a day.

    Q: Where my Pizza is at?
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited July 2009
    A: It's Cold

    Q: Can I open my sister's presents?
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    A: You are not allowed to peek into your sister's lingerie drawer.

    Q: Which game is more boring? Baseball or soccer?
  • thatdude98thatdude98
    edited July 2009
    smashing wrote: »
    A: You are not allowed to peek into your sister's lingerie drawer.

    Q: Which game is more boring? Baseball or soccer?

    A: Depends on what mood the coaches are in.

    Q: Where is that five dollars you owe me?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited July 2009
    A: Right on the end of this active chainsaw. Here.

    Q: WHAT ARE WE ALL YELLING ABOUT?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2009
    A: Because THIS IS SPARTA!!!

    Q: What bakugan ate my xbox 720
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited July 2009
    A: I'd answer that except it's gibberish, So instead I'll have to use my universal translater *Gets out shotgun*

    Q: If robots explode when you give them a logical paradox, Does that mean that you're a robot because I asked a question that said: "If robots explode when you give them a logical paradox, Does that mean that you're a robot because I asked a question that said... (etc)
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    A&Q: *Burp* Was that explosive enough for you?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    A: No.

    Q: If you do two sins at a time does that mean you get a free pass to heaven?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    As long as those sims are from Mysims.

    Q. Do I mix up N and M a lot
  • HomsarGuyHomsarGuy
    edited August 2009
    a:No because you never learned to read

    Q:Is the answer to this question no?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited August 2009
    Uh....UH.....pi.....purple?

    Are you thinking what I think that you're thinking that I'm thinking what you're thinking?
  • HomsarGuyHomsarGuy
    edited August 2009
    Yes , we are thinking about bananas!

    Why does mommy abuse me?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    A: because daddy aint here.

    Q: if a space capton from planet mars(galeskeeko) leaves the space station at 5758430957.9999991 miles an hour, and his father(bob) leaves the exact same space station at 5192075957935934.12345678987654321 miles, how much time will it take to make a time paradox make the first guy never born?
  • smashingsmashing
    edited August 2009
    A: A mug of lemonade.

    Q: What is the air speed velocity of an African swallow?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    A: A spotted Hyena.

    Q: If you answer this question correctly, Will you die?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    A: A spotted Hyena.

    Q: If you answer this question correctly, Will you die?

    no I won't

    A: if guybrush and strong bad had a sword fight, who would go to my house to use the restroom first.
  • hansschmuckerhansschmucker
    edited August 2009
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    no I won't

    A: if guybrush and strong bad had a sword fight, who would go to my house to use the restroom first.

    His Q: If you were interested in the usage of sanitary facilities at a given place during violent encounters of fictional characters, what question would you ask?
    (Seems like the rules have changed ;) )

    My Q: Who would be standing left of the Pterandon in your family picture?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    A: That's not my family picture, it's yours, and the person standing next to your mother is you.

    Q: ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A WHAT?!
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited August 2009
    A: It makes him a Jack Of All Trades *rimshot*

    Q: When did Cartoon Network stop caring about us and start airing LIVE-ACTION CRAP on a channel called CARTOON NETWORK?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    A: 199X on a distant night.

    Q: Am I too paranoid for double passwording already hidden folders?
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