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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
edited July 2010 in Forum Games
Hopefully, you've done this before on another forum, but if you haven't, here are the rules: The person above you asks a question, and you have to answer that question in the funniest way you can think of. Then you have to ask a question which the person below you will answer, and they will ask a question, et cetera, et cetera. The question can be Telltale related, but it doesn't have to.

And now we begin:

Q. Why does Max have a tail?
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Comments

  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Because it serves as a pillow. DUH.

    Q: What is PAWNCH?
    (Baby don't KYIK me... Don't KYIK me... No more...)
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: It is a delightful mix of different kinds of fruit, usually served at parties in bowls.

    Q: When is a door not a door?
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited April 2009
    A:When it doesn't get the last slice of pear and pineapple pizza...(I thought everyone knew that)

    Q:Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited April 2009
    A: When Max attacks it with a chain saw to make a giant tooth pick.

    Q: What is the meaning of life?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Pancakes! Homemade, though. Not frozen. That would just be stupid. (Also, Harley got ninja'd)

    Q: Why does everyone talk about Twilight like it's the second coming of Jesus?
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited April 2009
    P:Because it likes to eat jam and toast and jam and bread and jam and toast and jam and bread
    O:
    O:
    P:How is your monkey?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Depressed. I think he's about to cut himself.

    Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Because I ate them all for breakfast.

    Q: What is the difference between existing and exiting?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    Existing? has a question mark after it

    What is the secret of monkey island?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: There are monkeys on it.

    Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: 428 pounds.

    Q: Why is "pounds" abbreviated to "lbs"?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Because we Americans are complete idiots and can't think of good abbreviations for certain words.

    Q: Why is the Golden Gate Bridge orange? Shouldn't it be, like, gold?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: It was vandalized a few years after it was built. Somebody painted the whole thing red. They tried to wash it off, but a lot of it stayed on.

    Q: Did cowboys ever invent anything important?
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited April 2009
    A:because chocolate oranges ARE gold.

    Q:why is this so awesome?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Because this is this.

    Q: Am I blue? Who are you? Can I fly?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A: 1 at a time please.

    Q:Why is Miley Cyrus so popular?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Because of that whole sex scandal she had back in '06.

    Q: If one spaceship leaves the Horsehead Nebula at 10 times the speed of light, and another spaceship leaves the Andromedon Galaxy at 40 times the speed of light, how long will it take before the man in the first spaceship goes into a time paradox, causing him to never have been born?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Ummm... Yes.

    Q: Where's The Cheat goin' to? And when he gets there, what's he think he's gonna do?
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited April 2009
    A:he will eat a thousand puppies.

    Q:taco + gun + strongbad=?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: MUST OBEY THE CRAZY TACO MAN!!!

    Q: Why are Foppies pink, while Fobbies remain borange?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    A: Disco

    Q: When will people stop believing in this "Hulu tube" nonsense?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A: When will people not stop believing about this "Hulu tube" nonsense?

    Q: Is it really worth it?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    Q: Is it really not worth it?

    A: Why is his head so big? Whyyyyyyyyy is his heeeeeeaaaaad so big?
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited April 2009
    A: why the crap not?

    Q:is rareware and TTG the best game companys ever?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: is you're grammar and Capitalization improving?

    Q: No, seriously, is it?
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited April 2009
    A: i dont feel like it, so no.

    Q:who do you think will stay on this game for a while?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A: Me

    Q: Why Is Impmon so awesome?
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited April 2009
    B:Becaus he never gets anytime to eat so all the nasty stuff stays in his body,and monkeys fly out of his butt

    M:What time of day is it when the sun has a snack
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Yesterday.

    Q: Can I have some tacos?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Yes. (insert taco picture here)

    Q: Is the answer to this question no?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A - Yes. Wait, no. Wait, yes. Wait, no..... maybe?

    Q - Where do hot dogs really come from?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: Earth.

    Q: Why is Metal Storm so awesome?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    A: Why am I not flaming you all

    Q: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of. But would you get this from any other guy?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Well, there's my father...

    Q: Is there a reason I can't feel my legs right now?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: I ATE THEM.

    Q: Why doesn't Nintendo care about completely translating unreleased games, while they're trying to get rid of the Homebrew Channel?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Because they're douchebags.

    Q: Is it nap time yet?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    A: I stole everybody's naptime. Somehow.

    Q: Why was MOTHER going to be released as "Earth Bound"? It has nothing to do with the plot...
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited April 2009
    A: Why isn't MOTHER going to b-- *shot*

    Q: Don't you hate it when people answer your question with another question?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: Don't you hate it when people don't answer your question with another question?

    Q: How?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A: Why?

    Q: Where's Electric Avenue?
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