"How To Pin Friends And Influence People"
"Taking The Loa Road: A Biography"
"Great-Great-Grandfather Knows Best"
"Coming In Hounfour: Voodoo Temple Etiquette"
"Samedi's Days", a planner with only Saturdays.
As for winds:
"The 5 O'Clock Doctor", an afternoon cool breeze
"The Wind That Smells Vaguely Of Lemons"
"The Wind That Goes The Wrong Way For A Minute" (trying and failing to make a lazy pun on widdershins)
"The Wind That You Fight Against For A Few Minutes Then Drops In The Third Round"
"The Wind That Reminds You Of Home"
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
"The Joy Of Hex"
"Seven Habits Of Very Effective Voodoo Dolls"
"Who Stole My Needles?"
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
"A Northwest-By-Southeast Wind" always seemed funny to me.
-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
Smarmy Pete. Or Smarmy anything, because the word Smarmy is awesome.
- The wind that cried wolf
- The wind that really blew it
- The wind that makes funny noises
- The wind that other winds envy
- The wind that makes hell freeze over
- The wind that roams the streets at night
- The wind that pro athlete spitters fear
- The wind that had it all but got married
- The wind that turns heads
- The wind that makes you wish you were never born
- The wind that smells a rat at 163 ft
- The wind that PWNS!
- The wind that brings them all and in the darkness binds them
- The wind that gets you an eyepatch
- The wind that sucks
- The wind that whistles no.1 hits
- The wind that was the spirit highway
- The wind that wouldn't fill sails
- The wind that doesn't fall far from the tree
- The wind that freezes your toes
- The wind that makes spitting impossible
- The wind that framed Roger Rabbit
- The wind that dances with wolves
- The wind that makes your eyes water
- The wind that killed the cat
- The wind that makes you laugh at a funeral
- The wind that wishes he was a real boy
- The wind that wants to be a pirate
- The wind that dies hard and with a vengeance
- The wind formerly known as Prince
- The wind that looks the other way
- The wind that turns the other cheek
- The wind that does the boogie
- The wind that blows in your face biotch!
- The wind that I always wanted
- The wind that went to jail
- The wind that may never blow again
- The wind that got lost
- The wind that pitties the foo's
- The wind that doesn't fall asleep afterwards
- The little wind that could
General voodoo books
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Poltergeists
Feel The Fear and Plunder it Anyway
Change Your Species in 7 Days
What Would Marie LaVeau Do?
The Little Book of Big Spells
The Big Book of Souls
Think and Grow Ten Feet Tall
the wind of change
wind(ows)
Dusty wind (dust in the wind)
the long and windy road wind
wind thats like a hurricane
wind thats more like a breeze than a wind, wind
Books:
"Cooking with Lemonhead"
"At home with Sharptooth - Vegetarian Edition"
"Survival: How to use random objects to solve minor problems in your life"
"The Little book of Insults: Swordfighting Edition"
Winds:
The Uranus Wind
The Wally Wind (as in 'wall-like')
The Wind of Heightened Senses
The Wind You Cannot see, or feel
The Jambalaya Jetstream
My Pirate name: Capt. Major 'Bad Attitude' Baracus
I will try to think of some more - mind going overdrive now
EDIT: Absolutely love all of the long list of Winds above from "bvigec"!!!
Had me in tears! Genius!!
More book ideas:
--> Fiddling With The Change In Your Pocket: The Ultimate Defence Against Vengeful Curses.
--> Familiars and You, Issue 3: Taming The Carnivorous Emerald Parrots Of Melee Island.
--> Eek-ality - A Beginner's Handbook To Monkey Kombat.
--> Golden Ticket Weekly, #9: A Step-By-Step Guide To Your Final Resting Place.
Wind:
The wind in the willows.
The wind who would be king.
The wind from beyond space and time.
The wind that won the west.
"Vegan's Guide to Mixin' Mojo"
"I Heart Haiti, a collection of Short Fiction"
"Summoning and Summons: A Practical Guide to Voodoo Liability Laws"
"Joe Versus the Volcano 3: Revenge of the Waponis"
Books:
Digging for dubloons, thinking outside the X
Wailing spirits volume 3: The joys of earplugs
Who do Voodoo? A beginner's guide to bringing back the dead.
The Zombie Survival guide - Avoiding Witchhunters
Books:
"How to Tame a Three Headed Monkey" by Lemonhead
"Do it yourself Security Systems: Sound mind for the person hut owner" by Sharptooth
"Idol Mania: A guide to the creation and worship of Idols" by Red Skull
"Whats in a name?" by Marco De Pollo and Haggis McMutton
"Government Jobs & Jail Cells: A contrasting opinion" by Otis
"What if - when not, what else?" This book answers everything about anything for nothing.
"Who am I - and if so, how many?" by Richard David Precht (a German bestseller).
Hehe, some funny books and winds out there. Maybe these ones can be an inspiration :rolleyes:
Books:
"VooDO it yourself, for the handy buccaneer" by Captain Bob Villa
"Mojo and makeover, for the stylish privateer" by Buck goldtooth Barker
"The smell of Voodoo and ashes in the morning" by Mate Kilgore
"The Voodoo's en don'ts of Mix and Mojo" by Master Albert one stone
"The making of a doll that they can't refuse" by Captain Carr Leoné
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf?
"101 more ways to use Eye of Nute with", "The Voodoo Priest / Priestess Almanac", "The Voodoo hotspots of Plunder Island", "Voodoo safety guide for Lucre Island", "How to not look like a Voodoo Sorcerer when on Salem Island".
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
"The wind that passes out" and "The wind that passes out in both kind of ways".
"I Can't Use These Things Together: A Guide to Advanced Inventory Techniques"
"Skull Facepaint Application Tips"
"The Complete Zazzle & Fib Collection"
More possibly semi-funny rubbish from the deeper recesses of my mind! The winds are easier for some reason - can't quite get my head into the book names!
Books:
101 Secret Undead Selling Techniques - by Stan
The Yellow-ish Pages
How to laugh at your friends' misfortune, guilt-free & guaranteed
Hard Boiled
Chemistry... the easy way
Improving your Fortune Telling accuracy: A Second Bank of Lucre publication
A Brief History of Time (NEW: huge chapter on whether it even matters)
Seeing the invisible: don't believe your eyes
Winds:
The wind from the bottom
The wind which contains the feint smell of a thousand dead pirates
The wind that's so old it's still in 8 bit
The wind that shifts
Shifty wind
The vertical wind
Swirly wind
Whirly wind
Locust wind
The wind that doesn't know it's arse from it's elbow
The wind with no idea
The dense wind
The lightweight pansy wind
The attractively illustrated wind
The eternally flustered wind
The wind that can get knotted
The wind that sods off
The wind all the birds hate
The wonky wind
The wind that goes backwards
The wind that doesn't move
The motionless wind
The static wind
The wind of limited movement
The wind named after the first person who sees it
The wind that should really be put to sleep to be kinder to it
The wind with problems
The wind with serious issues
The wind with no friends
The wind that smells
The lonely wind
Hobo wind
The wind with no place to call home
Embarassing wind
Violent wind
Smelly wind
Scabb wind
The wind that's everywhere at once
The wind that slows time
The wind of a million hobbies
The Holey wind (full of holes)
The nice wind that cools you down on a hot stuffy day
The long overdue wind
The wind that just wants to relax
The chilled wind
The wind that hates being wound up
The wind that sees all (so don't be rude!)
The wind that maliciously dobs on you
The wind that drives
The wind with his own car
The wind that loves itself
The cocky wind
The wind with incredible talent
The wind that makes you think twice
The wind that was
The wind that wasn't
The teasing wind
The sad wind
The flat, deflated wind
The limping wind
Limp wind
The wind with no energy
The knackered wind
The wind that blows your hair against it's natural root direction and hurts your scalp
The irritating wind
The wind of 12 monkeys
The newly discovered wind
The wind that floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee
The wind that's sadly addicted to Big Brother
This wind that rides like the wind
The wind with attitude
The wind that goes mad
The wind that can swivel
The wind that knows it's place
The wind that moved away
The wind of change
The wind that doesn't know when to say "no"
The wind the talks to itself
The troublesome wind
The long thin wind
The thin blue wind
The wind that goes around the world in 80 days
The wind that spoils your day
The wind that spoils your hair
The wind that spoils your ship
The wind that taunts you from a distance
The wind with no sense of direction
The wind that farts in your general direction
The wind that runs and hides
The rushing wind
The spare wind at a wedding
The wind they all look up to
The wind that was once twinned with England
Spinning wind
The wind that could support an aeroplane (if they existed)
Wind that a woodchuck would probably be worried about
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
ad nauseam: 100 new ways to use ipecac syrup in voodoo ceremonies
Facepaints for fun and profit
Warning from the ministry of health #12: The Phatt Island ice tea
Zombiautomation - a guidance by Dr. Cron
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
The wind that blowed the last bottle of rum off the deck
The wind that tickles old mens' nosehairs
The wind that smells astoundingly like wet dog
The wind that manages to be contrary in both directions
The wind that makes flags chatter when nobody is looking
A book: »Kapier ich nich: Europe and the monkey wrench«
(»Kapier ich nich« means »I don’t get it.«)
The only way I got past that part was by using every item I had. Only in the past few years did I find out what a Monkey Wrench was (honestly, spanner is a better word).
I actually knew what "monkey wrench" was, but i didnt realize what i had to do in the puzzle anyway, until a friend told me. Then i thought "Ohhh.....MONKEY WRENCH......right....i get it.....lets move on and pretend this didnt happen"
Book Titles:
Improve Your Hex Life - by Voodoo Lady
1001 uses for a chicken with a pulley in the middle
Wind things:
The wind that sounds like a dairy farmer
The wind that feels strangely like an ice cold fire with the hicups
The wind that got away
The wind that almost sounds like the title music to this game
The wind that smells like a particularly amused spaghetti brother
Comments
"Taking The Loa Road: A Biography"
"Great-Great-Grandfather Knows Best"
"Coming In Hounfour: Voodoo Temple Etiquette"
"Samedi's Days", a planner with only Saturdays.
As for winds:
"The 5 O'Clock Doctor", an afternoon cool breeze
"The Wind That Smells Vaguely Of Lemons"
"The Wind That Goes The Wrong Way For A Minute" (trying and failing to make a lazy pun on widdershins)
"The Wind That You Fight Against For A Few Minutes Then Drops In The Third Round"
"The Wind That Reminds You Of Home"
A pirate name: Dirty Matthias Flint
"Seven Habits Of Very Effective Voodoo Dolls"
"Who Stole My Needles?"
"A Northwest-By-Southeast Wind" always seemed funny to me.
Smarmy Pete. Or Smarmy anything, because the word Smarmy is awesome.
- The wind that cried wolf
- The wind that really blew it
- The wind that makes funny noises
- The wind that other winds envy
- The wind that makes hell freeze over
- The wind that roams the streets at night
- The wind that pro athlete spitters fear
- The wind that had it all but got married
- The wind that turns heads
- The wind that makes you wish you were never born
- The wind that smells a rat at 163 ft
- The wind that PWNS!
- The wind that brings them all and in the darkness binds them
- The wind that gets you an eyepatch
- The wind that sucks
- The wind that whistles no.1 hits
- The wind that was the spirit highway
- The wind that wouldn't fill sails
- The wind that doesn't fall far from the tree
- The wind that freezes your toes
- The wind that makes spitting impossible
- The wind that framed Roger Rabbit
- The wind that dances with wolves
- The wind that makes your eyes water
- The wind that killed the cat
- The wind that makes you laugh at a funeral
- The wind that wishes he was a real boy
- The wind that wants to be a pirate
- The wind that dies hard and with a vengeance
- The wind formerly known as Prince
- The wind that looks the other way
- The wind that turns the other cheek
- The wind that does the boogie
- The wind that blows in your face biotch!
- The wind that I always wanted
- The wind that went to jail
- The wind that may never blow again
- The wind that got lost
- The wind that pitties the foo's
- The wind that doesn't fall asleep afterwards
- The little wind that could
Checkmate Jimmy
Voodoo's and Don'ts: A Beginner's Guide to Voodoo
Wind name:
The Wind That Spits Back
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Poltergeists
Feel The Fear and Plunder it Anyway
Change Your Species in 7 Days
What Would Marie LaVeau Do?
The Little Book of Big Spells
The Big Book of Souls
Think and Grow Ten Feet Tall
My pirate name
Little Jimmy Barnacle
the wind of change
wind(ows)
Dusty wind (dust in the wind)
the long and windy road wind
wind thats like a hurricane
wind thats more like a breeze than a wind, wind
Books:
The Lord of the Dolls: The Fellowship of the Needles
The Secret of Monkey Island Walkthrough
Winds:
The wind that refuses to take its medicine
The wind that stole my monkey
The wind that ate my babysitter
The wind that harvests the grain
Books:
"Cooking with Lemonhead"
"At home with Sharptooth - Vegetarian Edition"
"Survival: How to use random objects to solve minor problems in your life"
"The Little book of Insults: Swordfighting Edition"
Winds:
The Uranus Wind
The Wally Wind (as in 'wall-like')
The Wind of Heightened Senses
The Wind You Cannot see, or feel
The Jambalaya Jetstream
My Pirate name: Capt. Major 'Bad Attitude' Baracus
I will try to think of some more - mind going overdrive now
EDIT: Absolutely love all of the long list of Winds above from "bvigec"!!!
Had me in tears! Genius!!
--> Fiddling With The Change In Your Pocket: The Ultimate Defence Against Vengeful Curses.
--> Familiars and You, Issue 3: Taming The Carnivorous Emerald Parrots Of Melee Island.
--> Eek-ality - A Beginner's Handbook To Monkey Kombat.
--> Golden Ticket Weekly, #9: A Step-By-Step Guide To Your Final Resting Place.
Wind:
The wind in the willows.
The wind who would be king.
The wind from beyond space and time.
The wind that won the west.
"Vegan's Guide to Mixin' Mojo"
"I Heart Haiti, a collection of Short Fiction"
"Summoning and Summons: A Practical Guide to Voodoo Liability Laws"
"Joe Versus the Volcano 3: Revenge of the Waponis"
Digging for dubloons, thinking outside the X
Wailing spirits volume 3: The joys of earplugs
Who do Voodoo? A beginner's guide to bringing back the dead.
The Zombie Survival guide - Avoiding Witchhunters
Pirate Name:
The Crazy Captain Bigsby
This is pure genius.
"Santeria and Sangria or How I Lost My Chicken At The Bar"
"Hex And The City"
Although technically that last one is already a book by Simon R. Green (it is a good one though
"Guybrush Threepwood and the last pirate trail! - No official pirate exam"
"Fancy Pants: an unofficial Gorbush Peepwood Biography" by H. Toothrot
"How to Tame a Three Headed Monkey" by Lemonhead
"Do it yourself Security Systems: Sound mind for the person hut owner" by Sharptooth
"Idol Mania: A guide to the creation and worship of Idols" by Red Skull
"Whats in a name?" by Marco De Pollo and Haggis McMutton
"Government Jobs & Jail Cells: A contrasting opinion" by Otis
Wind
"The Passing Wind"
"The wind in my sails"
Pirate Name
Captain Nojh, Terror of the 8th Sea
"Who am I - and if so, how many?" by Richard David Precht (a German bestseller).
Books:
"VooDO it yourself, for the handy buccaneer" by Captain Bob Villa
"Mojo and makeover, for the stylish privateer" by Buck goldtooth Barker
"The smell of Voodoo and ashes in the morning" by Mate Kilgore
"The Voodoo's en don'ts of Mix and Mojo" by Master Albert one stone
"The making of a doll that they can't refuse" by Captain Carr Leoné
Winds:
sidewinder
The don't Wind yourself up!
Piratename:
Captain "scarred beard" Tony
Hexis Ancientis voodooconis
Books.
Voodoo Law.
Chapter 1. How to turn that 5 game contract into a remake and a 5 episode game, only in 9 years!
Voodoo Real estate, the dos and don'ts of changing that location 12 times.
Winds.
Wind barely worth mentioning.
Wind not worth mentioning.
Wind that is coming from an imposable direction.
Wells that's what I got for now.
"101 more ways to use Eye of Nute with", "The Voodoo Priest / Priestess Almanac", "The Voodoo hotspots of Plunder Island", "Voodoo safety guide for Lucre Island", "How to not look like a Voodoo Sorcerer when on Salem Island".
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
"The wind that passes out" and "The wind that passes out in both kind of ways".
-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
Imperial the Soul Reaver and Scoundrel
»Kapier ich nich: Europe and the monkey wrench«
(»Kapier ich nich« means »I don’t get it.«)
"I Can't Use These Things Together: A Guide to Advanced Inventory Techniques"
"Skull Facepaint Application Tips"
"The Complete Zazzle & Fib Collection"
Again, my pirate name is Turnbuckle John.
Haha, being from Germany I find that one absolutely awesome.
Books:
101 Secret Undead Selling Techniques - by Stan
The Yellow-ish Pages
How to laugh at your friends' misfortune, guilt-free & guaranteed
Hard Boiled
Chemistry... the easy way
Improving your Fortune Telling accuracy: A Second Bank of Lucre publication
A Brief History of Time (NEW: huge chapter on whether it even matters)
Seeing the invisible: don't believe your eyes
Winds:
The wind from the bottom
The wind which contains the feint smell of a thousand dead pirates
The wind that's so old it's still in 8 bit
The wind that shifts
Shifty wind
The vertical wind
Swirly wind
Whirly wind
Locust wind
The wind that doesn't know it's arse from it's elbow
The wind with no idea
The dense wind
The lightweight pansy wind
The attractively illustrated wind
The eternally flustered wind
The wind that can get knotted
The wind that sods off
The wind all the birds hate
The wonky wind
The wind that goes backwards
The wind that doesn't move
The motionless wind
The static wind
The wind of limited movement
The wind named after the first person who sees it
The wind that should really be put to sleep to be kinder to it
The wind with problems
The wind with serious issues
The wind with no friends
The wind that smells
The lonely wind
Hobo wind
The wind with no place to call home
Embarassing wind
Violent wind
Smelly wind
Scabb wind
The wind that's everywhere at once
The wind that slows time
The wind of a million hobbies
The Holey wind (full of holes)
The nice wind that cools you down on a hot stuffy day
The long overdue wind
The wind that just wants to relax
The chilled wind
The wind that hates being wound up
The wind that sees all (so don't be rude!)
The wind that maliciously dobs on you
The wind that drives
The wind with his own car
The wind that loves itself
The cocky wind
The wind with incredible talent
The wind that makes you think twice
The wind that was
The wind that wasn't
The teasing wind
The sad wind
The flat, deflated wind
The limping wind
Limp wind
The wind with no energy
The knackered wind
The wind that blows your hair against it's natural root direction and hurts your scalp
The irritating wind
The wind of 12 monkeys
The newly discovered wind
The wind that floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee
The wind that's sadly addicted to Big Brother
This wind that rides like the wind
The wind with attitude
The wind that goes mad
The wind that can swivel
The wind that knows it's place
The wind that moved away
The wind of change
The wind that doesn't know when to say "no"
The wind the talks to itself
The troublesome wind
The long thin wind
The thin blue wind
The wind that goes around the world in 80 days
The wind that spoils your day
The wind that spoils your hair
The wind that spoils your ship
The wind that taunts you from a distance
The wind with no sense of direction
The wind that farts in your general direction
The wind that runs and hides
The rushing wind
The spare wind at a wedding
The wind they all look up to
The wind that was once twinned with England
Spinning wind
The wind that could support an aeroplane (if they existed)
Wind that a woodchuck would probably be worried about
ad nauseam: 100 new ways to use ipecac syrup in voodoo ceremonies
Facepaints for fun and profit
Warning from the ministry of health #12: The Phatt Island ice tea
Zombiautomation - a guidance by Dr. Cron
The wind that blowed the last bottle of rum off the deck
The wind that tickles old mens' nosehairs
The wind that smells astoundingly like wet dog
The wind that manages to be contrary in both directions
The wind that makes flags chatter when nobody is looking
Cptn. Chester "Speckbeard" Cromwell
-- Windygo
-- Captain No Arms And No Legs
The only way I got past that part was by using every item I had. Only in the past few years did I find out what a Monkey Wrench was (honestly, spanner is a better word).
Improve Your Hex Life - by Voodoo Lady
1001 uses for a chicken with a pulley in the middle
Wind things:
The wind that sounds like a dairy farmer
The wind that feels strangely like an ice cold fire with the hicups
The wind that got away
The wind that almost sounds like the title music to this game
The wind that smells like a particularly amused spaghetti brother
My Pirate Name:
Captain B. I. Knocks