I've decided not to read through all 21 pages of suggestions, so I apologize if I repeat somebody else. That in mind, here are some suggestions from the Pirate's monkey: Capotasto
Winds: "The Uncooperative Wind" "The Second Wind" "Wind of The Blind man's Bellows"
There's an interesting story behind some of these I'm sure
Books: "Hexes, curses, voodoo and spells - 75 ways to get a free drink" "57 Uses for a disembodied talking skull" - Guybrush Threepwood "Mutiny and ship repair" - Haggis McMutton, The book chronicles the brave mutiny of Haggis and his crew against their oppressive captain, and offers advice on how ships can be repaired using only the resources on hand, such as taco cheese. "Advanced Flooring Inspection"
"How To Best Use Entrails"
"Ultimate Insult: Terrible Curse, or Monkey Jabber?"
"When Did I Get That? A Guide To Removing Curses"
"How To Write Without Arms, Legs, or Anything Else" By Murray"
"Liking Unto The Monkeys: Old Remedies Straight From Monkey Island"
"Where is my jacket?" The story about the lost blue jacket back then at the times of LeChuck's Revenge. What's so interesting about the coat: It had the revolutionary voodoo item compressor which even could handle a whole mastiff. Now the jacket is lost... or is the World of Monkey Island in that jacket? Read the answers on 477 pages with illustrations of this jacket in this beautiful huge tome. You can order a pocket book version, if you don't have a blue jacket.
--Book:
"The Voodist Manifesto"
"How to invest your soul properly. A guide for afterlife"
"Drawing a parallel between Lost and The Secret of Monkey Island™. A thesis by Herman Toothrot, specialist in DAMMED islands"
"How to escape from dangerous situations: the three-headed monkey and other tricks"
--Wind:
"The wind where the answer was blowed"
"The wind that could blow in two different directions"
"The strange, far and never-felt wind"
--I would like to introduce myself as "The amazing captain Chunny"
Would be awesome if guybrush could read it and start saying "once upon a time in the carribian.." Then a black screen with white text saying "Many hours later" Picture comes back with guybrush putting the book back and saying "Wow, I never imagined it would be that cool"
I am Captain Mary Maniac, also known as Mad Mary.
(No, I didn't spell 'Marty' wrong; and no, I am not related to the laundry boy!!!)
"I am cooler than Jack Sparrow" by Guybrush Threepwood.
"He's not" by Jack sparrow.
Now those are great! LOL...
An advice: never read the following books.
"Stuck Again - How To Unjinx An Adventure Game" by The Unknown Player
"Blast the Bytes - 666 ways to curse a game designer" by The Unknown Player
"Cooking for single witches - eyeball sticks, toenail chips and other easy recipes" by Uncle Limbo
"Fun'n'Mojo - Easy-to-make party decorations and surprises" by Uncle Limbo
Contents: Bat mobile handicraft, exploding spit candies, bone crocheting, the dancing dead cat and many more...
books
new 2 vodoo "how not to acidentaly curse yourself
voodo(o)'nt "famous voodoo accidents"
how do voodoo? "voodoo lingo"'
Sam to the Max (Small SAM and MAX reference every MI game needs some ; D)
winds
arr, the gust of wind after a cannonball nearly blew me head of
the wind that somehow blew my ship atop a mountain
the wind that never blew
"1001 Diseases You Must Get Before You Die"
"Tuesdays With Scurvy"
"El Pollo Diablo: Delicious or Deadly?"
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"Vodou For Dummies"
"Voodoo For Mummies"
"Voodoo For Mommies"
"African-American Beard and Other Politically Correct Names For Pirates"
As you might imagine, anything from this thread that could possibly sneak its way into Chapter 1 (not that I'm promising anything), is already wired up. Thanks SO much for the gift of comedy.
As you might imagine, anything from this thread that could possibly sneak its way into Chapter 1 (not that I'm promising anything), is already wired up. Thanks SO much for the gift of comedy.
Mike
So, should we continue to suggesting things for future episodes, or is it over for now?
Comments
10 Best Voodoo Positions
Micrososft and Voodoo.....
The Voodoo Delusion by Richard Dawkins
Hex and the Single Priestess
I'll think of more later, not that I'll be spending my entire day on it......
How that Rash never Went away and Why
101 More Extracts from the Corpse
Doll versus Real, Which Gives the Most Pain?
That's Not a Pin.....
Oh....
"Voodoo you see what I see? - How to see without eyeballs and conquer the world, by Murray"
"An Arm and a Leg- Two Highly Effective Components for Your Growth Spells"
"Grog: Is it cursed or just spoiled?- How to Tell the Difference"
"Prey's Anatomy: How to Make the Perfect Voodoo Doll"
"Artie Flopshark's Guide to Insult Hold 'Em"
"Loose Lips Sink Ships: How to Properly Stitch Your Zombie Captains"
"Gabriels Guide to Secret Voodoo Honfours"
"The Re-Animator's Survival Kit" - by Richard Williams
- How Much Vood Vood a Voodchuck Chuck
- Sherlock Hex Voodoo-its?
Now THAT's an instant classic.
The Little Wind That Could
a memoir
"Love Means Never Having To Say I'm Sorry (I Gave You A Cursed Diamond Ring)" by Guybrush Threepwood
and a self-help guide
1001 Things To Do During Eternal Damnation
Winds:
"The Uncooperative Wind"
"The Second Wind"
"Wind of The Blind man's Bellows"
There's an interesting story behind some of these I'm sure
Books:
"Hexes, curses, voodoo and spells - 75 ways to get a free drink"
"57 Uses for a disembodied talking skull" - Guybrush Threepwood
"Mutiny and ship repair" - Haggis McMutton, The book chronicles the brave mutiny of Haggis and his crew against their oppressive captain, and offers advice on how ships can be repaired using only the resources on hand, such as taco cheese.
"Advanced Flooring Inspection"
Just pre-ordered the game myself, can't wait.
Second one: "The Utterly Terrifying Wind of Winds" "The Wind of Great Wealth" "The Wind of Many Monkeys"
Lastly, Captain Bojo
"How To Best Use Entrails"
"Ultimate Insult: Terrible Curse, or Monkey Jabber?"
"When Did I Get That? A Guide To Removing Curses"
"How To Write Without Arms, Legs, or Anything Else" By Murray"
"Liking Unto The Monkeys: Old Remedies Straight From Monkey Island"
Along the same lines:
"How to Find a Good Ghostwriter" - by Murray
or
"Ghostwriting for Limbless Skulls" - by Murray
or just
"Ghostwriting" - by Murray (technically)
how bout,
"Pulling Yourself Together - A Guide To Self-Voodoo"
"101 Things You CAN Use a Skeleton Arm With"
Note: I didn't read all of the previous entries, so if I stole someone's; I apollogise
Here we go:
--Book:
"The Voodist Manifesto"
"How to invest your soul properly. A guide for afterlife"
"Drawing a parallel between Lost and The Secret of Monkey Island™. A thesis by Herman Toothrot, specialist in DAMMED islands"
"How to escape from dangerous situations: the three-headed monkey and other tricks"
--Wind:
"The wind where the answer was blowed"
"The wind that could blow in two different directions"
"The strange, far and never-felt wind"
--I would like to introduce myself as "The amazing captain Chunny"
BYE!!!
by Stan
"Private Pirate Monkey Brainstorming..." -- The spine is so wide it takes up an entire shelf by itself.
"He's not" by Jack sparrow.
Who else???
Wind Idea: "Wow... im feeling a slightly sourthern northern breeze. kinda fruity too!"
My Pirate Name: Henshin the Transforming Cyclone (Also Known As Ben)
"Papapishu: What not to do"
"Burritos and their side-effects"
Book: "Monkey island 3 - the Ron gilbert editon"
Would be awesome if guybrush could read it and start saying "once upon a time in the carribian.." Then a black screen with white text saying "Many hours later" Picture comes back with guybrush putting the book back and saying "Wow, I never imagined it would be that cool"
This is just to annoy the Fans :P
I am Captain Mary Maniac, also known as Mad Mary.
(No, I didn't spell 'Marty' wrong; and no, I am not related to the laundry boy!!!)
Now those are great! LOL...
An advice: never read the following books.
"Stuck Again - How To Unjinx An Adventure Game" by The Unknown Player
"Blast the Bytes - 666 ways to curse a game designer" by The Unknown Player
"Cooking for single witches - eyeball sticks, toenail chips and other easy recipes" by Uncle Limbo
"Fun'n'Mojo - Easy-to-make party decorations and surprises" by Uncle Limbo
Contents: Bat mobile handicraft, exploding spit candies, bone crocheting, the dancing dead cat and many more...
new 2 vodoo "how not to acidentaly curse yourself
voodo(o)'nt "famous voodoo accidents"
how do voodoo? "voodoo lingo"'
Sam to the Max (Small SAM and MAX reference every MI game needs some ; D)
winds
arr, the gust of wind after a cannonball nearly blew me head of
the wind that somehow blew my ship atop a mountain
the wind that never blew
»Strange, it’s old, but no one read it…«
"The Beansoup Aftermath".
Yes, I'm that immature.
"Tuesdays With Scurvy"
"El Pollo Diablo: Delicious or Deadly?"
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"Vodou For Dummies"
"Voodoo For Mummies"
"Voodoo For Mommies"
"African-American Beard and Other Politically Correct Names For Pirates"
"The wind which blew my sheets away" by Herman Toothrot
Hm, there seem to be only empty pages...
Na, it'd have to be...
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Tri-Island Area.
The Wind that Winds the Windmill
My Pirate name is: Herald D. Ding
Good grief are you guys full of the funny.
As you might imagine, anything from this thread that could possibly sneak its way into Chapter 1 (not that I'm promising anything), is already wired up. Thanks SO much for the gift of comedy.
Mike
FAIL
How to make Dolls and Influence People
Voodoos and Don'ts
Economy Charmin': Less is More
The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough
Winds:
Second Wind
The wind that stings eyes as you ride into it
Wind with just enough sand in it to make you shower
Pirate names:
Gerard de Tournebeut: the Rich French Wannabe
Ghulof: the Barkeep
Gorrad the Green: Hyperactive Cabin Boy