Books:
"You Fight Like a Cow!: 1001 Piratey Insults to Shame a Sailor Into Surrendering"
"The Voodoo Guide to Decorating Your Home With Human Skulls (and Other 'Disgusting' Body Parts)"
Wind:
"The Wind and the Widows: the Story of Twelve Men Who Followed the Beckoning of the Wind...and the Wives Who Slept Around Because They Were Soon to Be Widows"
Oh, and Piratey Name: Kroms "BloodThirsty" Happypants.
Just for fun: some more books
"Night at the Mojo market" by Celestina Blackheart
(Or how to prevent living voodoo ingredients)
"Spellink'n'gramma fo de pierats" by three anonymous pirates
"Ghost Pirates: Revenge of the Fallen" by G.P. LeChuck
"Ape Age: Dawn of the Monkeys" by Willy Gorilla
"Into Hell and back again" by Sam
As you might imagine, anything from this thread that could possibly sneak its way into Chapter 1 (not that I'm promising anything), is already wired up. Thanks SO much for the gift of comedy.
Mike
Oh come on, Stemmle! You've got a whopping 48 hours until release...of a download, I might add! It's not like you have to deal with packaging, instruction manuals, sweatshop-crafted free toys, or any of that meatspace nonsense (for like, six months anyway). So just cut the crap, buddy. We better see all 23 pages of winds and books in the first ep, or else!
Oh come on, Stemmle! You've got a whopping 48 hours until release...of a download, I might add! It's not like you have to deal with packaging, instruction manuals, sweatshop-crafted free toys, or any of that meatspace nonsense (for like, six months anyway). So just cut the crap, buddy. We better see all 23 pages of winds and books in the first ep, or else!
Ummm... isn't Guybrush, or at least Voodoo Lady, supposed to be reading outloud the actual titles? I mean, maybe that's why they've "completed"/"finished" the library. Or, if the titles will actually be written on the bookcovers, there are just a couple of books, right? I don't think that Voodoo Lady owns something like this:
^Ummm, I was refering to episode 2! If I'm not mistaken, Voodoo Lady's library is featured only in the first episode of the series. Maybe the team needs a name for weird plants or huge ships! I just like brainstorming.
Cannons (or weapons in general):
BFG666 (more evil than 9000) EDIT: Also known as the Ultimate BOOM
Fire Bold (jinxed)
Piratesbane
Firemastertm (like digmaster and slashmaster)
The Winds that are Windy
The Winds that Put Out Fires
The Winds of Cheesey names :P
(Sorry if these has been done before, but again, look at the amount of pages here!)
Hex: it's a small word, after all...
Pie-rat-core: Emerging Musical Genres in the Caribbean
Rip, Mix and Burn - 1001 Ways of Re-using a Sea Deity
Spook Manor by Guillaume Wibson
Winds:
The Wind that Came from a Stone Head
The Wind that Could Strip the Varnish off a Foot Locker
The Wind that Keep on Unwinding
The Wind that Could Power all Dynamo-Monkelectric Rides
"Fact or Myth: The Three Headed Monkey"
"101 Recipes for the Vegetarian Cannibal"
"Zombie Pirate Curses and How to Remove Them"
"Hoodoo Voodoo: How to Scare Your Customer"
"1001 Skink Toe Recipes"
"Whodo Voodoo? Laveaux Academy Yearbook"
"Real Estate for Dummies"
"Coffin Tarring and Sailing"
"Cauldron 5000 Owner's Manual"
"Hex and the Single Hag"
"Children's Favorite Nursery Curses"
"Voodo Cookin': Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo"
"Better Dolls and Cauldrons Monthly"
"The Republic by Plato" - Because she's a smart Voodoo Lady, not just a stereotype
"The Wind that Steals Your First Novel!"
"The Wind that Blows Laundry in Your Face!"
"The Wind that Rips Clothes from Your Body!"
"The Wind that Blinds You with Sand!"
"The Wind that Drives Railroad Spikes through Palm Trees!"
"The Wind that Turns Your Umbrella Inside Out!"
"The Wind that Sounds like A Train! What's a train?"
"The Wind that Feels like Sandpaper!"
"The Wind that Tastes like Garbage!"
"The Wind that Tastes like BBQ!"
"The Wind that Sounds like A Whistle!"
"The Wind that Looks like The Invisible Man!"
My pirate name would be Three-Finger Milt McKay, who could only count to 8. Well, 18 if his shoes were off.
"Hex Proof: How to survive in an economic possession"
"The hex writer's guide to needle work"
"The autobiography of Malcolm Hex" as told to Al-hex Hell-e
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
--
Incense and Insensibility's
DIY Dorian Portraits
--
The Wind that slightly chills you underpants.
The Wind that creeps down your back
The Wind that Slaughtered the Seven Mongoose
"The Absolutely Real, 100% Confirmed, Checked, Hexed and Rechecked Secret Of Monkey Island" - Available only to Undead Pirates - Not to be issued to members below 200 Years of Age
"Rhetorical Catmaking"
""How many legs do you have today?": The pros and cons of additional limbs"
"Economical Brain Usage: Food Sharing Programme for Zombies"
HDYDTVDTYD - How do you do that Voo Doo that you do.
The wind of a lost and forgotten car, which belonged to a wise blue person, and a wild white person that reminds me of those old TV bunny ears. [too long someone shorten this Sam and Max Cameo!]
Deck Hand Fingers and Captan Earth...planet was already taken.
Books:
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"Cooking up Trouble: Voodoo Inspired Recipes"
"How To Become A Notorious Pirate" - * All the pages have been ripped out*
"10-Minute Curses and Hexes"
"Practicing Safe Hex"
"10 Ways To Be Happy Without Cursing"
"Voodoo Dolls: What's Morally Unjust and What's Illegal"
"Tragic Magic"
"Keeping Your Cauldron Clean"
"Grog Magic: Grog Never Tasted So Good"
Winds:
"The Wind That Cried Mary" : I'll be surprised if nobody has said this.
"The Wind That Got Knocked Out Of Me"
"The Wind That Did Relatively Nothing"
"The Wind That Wrought Havoc"
"The Wind That Wasn't In The Forecast"
"The Wind Of The Misty Mountain"
"The Wind Of The Expired Grog"
"The Wind Of Bad Body Odor"
Pirate Name:
Johnny "Peg-Leg" Perry - I'll try to think of a better one!
In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
Hex and the City.
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
Comments
Winner.
Winds - The Wind That Makes You Have To Put On A Jacket Even Though You Just Took It Off Five Minutes Ago
Pirate Name - Johnny Fiveaces
Books:
"You Fight Like a Cow!: 1001 Piratey Insults to Shame a Sailor Into Surrendering"
"The Voodoo Guide to Decorating Your Home With Human Skulls (and Other 'Disgusting' Body Parts)"
Wind:
"The Wind and the Widows: the Story of Twelve Men Who Followed the Beckoning of the Wind...and the Wives Who Slept Around Because They Were Soon to Be Widows"
Oh, and Piratey Name: Kroms "BloodThirsty" Happypants.
Voodoo Gems II
Voodoo Gems III
Voodoo Gems IV
Voodoo Gems V
and lastly...
Voodoo Gems DCLXVI
and my piratey name would be more east indian than west indian - Shiva Me Timbaz
Voodoo Male extensions
This isnt a book its an old vhs tape
Just off top of my head if i get bored il actually sit down and think some up.
"Night at the Mojo market" by Celestina Blackheart
(Or how to prevent living voodoo ingredients)
"Spellink'n'gramma fo de pierats" by three anonymous pirates
"Ghost Pirates: Revenge of the Fallen" by G.P. LeChuck
"Ape Age: Dawn of the Monkeys" by Willy Gorilla
"Into Hell and back again" by Sam
"Mast Her and Command Her!"
"The Grogfather"
The wind in the billows...
Hampton Halter[/size]
you could always revist the phatt island library for ideas...
Oh come on, Stemmle! You've got a whopping 48 hours until release...of a download, I might add! It's not like you have to deal with packaging, instruction manuals, sweatshop-crafted free toys, or any of that meatspace nonsense (for like, six months anyway). So just cut the crap, buddy. We better see all 23 pages of winds and books in the first ep, or else!
Ummm... isn't Guybrush, or at least Voodoo Lady, supposed to be reading outloud the actual titles? I mean, maybe that's why they've "completed"/"finished" the library.
Book:
"Words that rhyme with Orange"
Pirate Name:
Cpt. Jim "Jimmy Four-Fingers" Searat
Oh, and will TTG post the ones used after Episode 1 is released?
That would be epic. Start petition in 3, 2, 1. *signs*
Guybrush Threepwood and the holy sail
Guybrush and Wally - What's new, LeChuck?
...
Oh, and another book:
"How to sell fancy leather jackets to a pirate" by Stan
BFG666 (more evil than 9000) EDIT: Also known as the Ultimate BOOM
Fire Bold (jinxed)
Piratesbane
Firemastertm (like digmaster and slashmaster)
101 uses for a rubber chicken
The final word in a sword fight
The wind of chance, no chance for you
Salty Dog
You mean things like
Arrr-boom?
The Ahoy I got you coverd?
Have you meet Betsy?
NOT the :eek:!
The Winds that Put Out Fires
The Winds of Cheesey names :P
(Sorry if these has been done before, but again, look at the amount of pages here!)
Then again, I'm not sure I'd want too. :S
Oh my...I'm imagining the carnage in this thread just at the thought. :P
Hex: it's a small word, after all...
Pie-rat-core: Emerging Musical Genres in the Caribbean
Rip, Mix and Burn - 1001 Ways of Re-using a Sea Deity
Spook Manor by Guillaume Wibson
Winds:
The Wind that Came from a Stone Head
The Wind that Could Strip the Varnish off a Foot Locker
The Wind that Keep on Unwinding
The Wind that Could Power all Dynamo-Monkelectric Rides
And my Pirate name would be: Don B. Cheecken
"101 Recipes for the Vegetarian Cannibal"
"Zombie Pirate Curses and How to Remove Them"
"Hoodoo Voodoo: How to Scare Your Customer"
"1001 Skink Toe Recipes"
"Whodo Voodoo? Laveaux Academy Yearbook"
"Real Estate for Dummies"
"Coffin Tarring and Sailing"
"Cauldron 5000 Owner's Manual"
"Hex and the Single Hag"
"Children's Favorite Nursery Curses"
"Voodo Cookin': Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo"
"Better Dolls and Cauldrons Monthly"
"The Republic by Plato" - Because she's a smart Voodoo Lady, not just a stereotype
"The Wind that Steals Your First Novel!"
"The Wind that Blows Laundry in Your Face!"
"The Wind that Rips Clothes from Your Body!"
"The Wind that Blinds You with Sand!"
"The Wind that Drives Railroad Spikes through Palm Trees!"
"The Wind that Turns Your Umbrella Inside Out!"
"The Wind that Sounds like A Train! What's a train?"
"The Wind that Feels like Sandpaper!"
"The Wind that Tastes like Garbage!"
"The Wind that Tastes like BBQ!"
"The Wind that Sounds like A Whistle!"
"The Wind that Looks like The Invisible Man!"
My pirate name would be Three-Finger Milt McKay, who could only count to 8. Well, 18 if his shoes were off.
"The hex writer's guide to needle work"
"The autobiography of Malcolm Hex" as told to Al-hex Hell-e
"The wind of a thousand flatulent pirates"
My pirate name is Zen Sharkbait
--
Incense and Insensibility's
DIY Dorian Portraits
--
The Wind that slightly chills you underpants.
The Wind that creeps down your back
The Wind that Slaughtered the Seven Mongoose
--
Pirate Name
John Duskin
""How many legs do you have today?": The pros and cons of additional limbs"
"Economical Brain Usage: Food Sharing Programme for Zombies"
The wind of a lost and forgotten car, which belonged to a wise blue person, and a wild white person that reminds me of those old TV bunny ears. [too long someone shorten this Sam and Max Cameo!]
Deck Hand Fingers and Captan Earth...planet was already taken.
Books:
"Voodoo For Dummies"
"Cooking up Trouble: Voodoo Inspired Recipes"
"How To Become A Notorious Pirate" - * All the pages have been ripped out*
"10-Minute Curses and Hexes"
"Practicing Safe Hex"
"10 Ways To Be Happy Without Cursing"
"Voodoo Dolls: What's Morally Unjust and What's Illegal"
"Tragic Magic"
"Keeping Your Cauldron Clean"
"Grog Magic: Grog Never Tasted So Good"
Winds:
"The Wind That Cried Mary" : I'll be surprised if nobody has said this.
"The Wind That Got Knocked Out Of Me"
"The Wind That Did Relatively Nothing"
"The Wind That Wrought Havoc"
"The Wind That Wasn't In The Forecast"
"The Wind Of The Misty Mountain"
"The Wind Of The Expired Grog"
"The Wind Of Bad Body Odor"
Pirate Name:
Johnny "Peg-Leg" Perry - I'll try to think of a better one!
Hex and the City.
The Wind that rocks the cradle.
Quinn "The bloody" Eskimo