Marry for love, Hex for Money
Women with Brains, and the Zombies who Love them
101 Curses with Household Items
Five ingredients or Less: Recipes for the working Voodoo Lady
How about:
"The day my voodoo turned on me"
"Voodoo dolls, torture your enemies for laughs"
"Voodoo, the Threepwood way"
" Singin in the wind"
"101 ways to break wind"
"windy solutions for more windy problems"
"How to hold your wind for ten minutes"
The Wind That Whispers Key Plot Points Into The Bleeding Ears Of Enraged Fanboys
The Wind That Knocks Itself Out of Your Sails, And Then Accuses You of Lacking "Stamina." The Nerve! That Wind Has No Idea What a Tough Day At Work You Had!
Wind 2.0: Surpassing Crusty Old Wind 1.0 By Gusts And Blasts
The Wind That Parted The Heavens...And Then Broke
Sorry if any of these are repeats, this thread is dense. Tried to avoid it by being as obtuse as possible.
Can't seem to edit my last post, so I'll put it here... another book the Voodoo Lady might have: "Tales of Monkey Island Walkthrough". Just to taunt us players. :P
The complete works of John Gris-Grisham
The pins of Navarone
Gumbo Selecta
Room with a Voodoo
The wind that gets into the galley and will not leave
The winds of changing back again
The wind called Gerald
The wind that afflicts the aged blacksmith
The wind that whispers obscenities in the ears of Pirate Ben
The wind divided by the mean
The spanish wind contemptuous of portugal
The wind that stings the elbow
The backwards wind of surprising evenings
The strolling wind of couple's guilt
Bayou Beware! - A Shoppers Guide To Voodoo Trinkets
The Audacity of Rope : A Life in The Rigging
LaVeau and Shirley, A retrospective
Jambalayas and the Lying Liars Who Sell Them
The Silence of the Yams
...
Hey guys 'n' gals,
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
"The Bad Book (Papa Jambalaya Version)"
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
Not reading every single comment some ideas popped up in my mind...
Voodoo Books:
'Where and how to find all those (strange) voodoo ingredients'
'Voodoo - English, English - Voodoo. At last you know what they're taling 'bout'
'Birthday voodoo surprises and recipes'
Winds:
'The wind in which Bob Dylan lost his answer'
'The stinking wind coming from a pirates mouth (in the morning)'
My bestest best friend in the whole wide world reccomends a "cool pirate name": Ford Scallywag McKnuckles ...not a pirate captain, but a pirate cook! Argh!
Hey guys 'n' gals,
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
The Strange Case Dr. John and Mr. Saturday
Something wicked be dis way coming, mon
Real Estate for Dummies (CMI: I never said I was an expert in real Estate)
Cockerel Anatomy
Making Zombies for Fun and Profit
Fighting Zombies for Fun and Profit
Max Impeachment Weekly
Emetics
Black Woman's Burden
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
Are you there Baron Samedi? It's me, Jimi.
Voodoo tricks for parties: how to guess people's birthday.
When voodoo meets monkeys - an autobiography by Mojo Jojo.
The mistery of Vooju Island - a novel by Will Thriller.
The tales of Robin Hoodoo, the warlock thief.
Winds:
The wild wild wind.
The wind that sounds like an effeminate eunuch.
The wind that stinks like a putriscent rat.
My pirate name:
Maximilian "Blackshark Max" Vultur.
Book title: "Cooking with Onions and Bunions"
"Green Thumb: The Hitchhiker's Guide for Gardeners & Ghouls"
"Embracing Old Age" by Okay-So-Maybe-a-Smidgeon-of-Grey-Beard
Winds: "The Wind that smells of Spinach"
"The Wind of a creepily optimistic disposition"
"The Wind that if it were a cheese would probably be Swiss"
"The Wind in the general vicinity of the willows"
"The Wind of flabbergasting gustiness"
Just to spread knowledge. The Simpsons was referencing a Twilight Zone episode.The plot was that aliens had come to help us all out but one guy didn't trust them.The aliens all carried about called "To Serve Man". You can guess where it goes from there. This would make your suggestion an amusing tertiary reference.
Ah, we've got another Twilight Zone fan!
Thanks for pointing that out. I really like TZ ("Time Enough at Last" is one of my favorites episodes of all time, which was also spoofed by Simpsons and Futurama), but forgot to mention that in my previous post. "To Serve Pirate" would be an even better book title, for Guybrush could say: "It's a cookbook!" when you clicked on it.
Thanks for pointing that out. I really like TZ ("Time Enough at Last" is one of my favorites episodes of all time, which was also spoofed by Simpsons and Futurama), but forgot to mention that in my previous post. "To Serve Pirate" would be an even better book title, for Guybrush could say: "It's a cookbook!" when you clicked on it.
TZ was all about irony, and few eps end more ironically than "Time Enough At Last." Burgess Meredith owned every ep he was in. A favorite of mine as a kid, though, was apparently (just looked it up) the last of the series: "The Bewitchin' Pool." Haven't seen it in forever, but it's a very TZ twist on some Peter Pan themes, which come to think of it, kinda reminds me of MI2's ending
Is There a Witch Doctor in the House?
Gray's Alamanac of Sports 1666-1712
Parrots and Me: A Retrospective (by Meathook)
The Things I Say and Do (by Guybrush Threepwood)
Winds:
The wind that is actually rain
The wind that dare not speak its name
The long and winding wind
The wind that will put wind in your sails
Wind? Wind? We don't need no stinkin' wind!
Names of Books:
"A Life of Voodoo" by The Voodoo Lady (like the Biography)
"How to finish the Game in 3 steps" by an Angry Game Designer
"Rubber & Glue - Basics of all Magics" by Anonymous
Names of Winds:
"The Wind that makes you laugh and scream like crazy"
"The i wish i wasnt outside Wind"
Name of a Pirate
"One-Hand Melrond"
"Captain Woddy Melrond" (lots of parts with wood - like a wooden leg, a wooden eye, etc)
I dont have any other ideas right now but as soon as i have new ones ill come back!!
Books:
"Why inflatable voodoo dolls are a bad idea"
"Voodoo *and* die"
"Bring Sekey Madoule Doctor John" (not Monkeyish but...)
"Zombis in Zambia"
"Never loan a Loa"
"Loa Louie"
"The Holy Babble"
"Hex and the silly"
and for the French Version
"Le Baron Samedi fait la grasse mat'"
The wind:
"A voodoo chill is flying on, flying on."
"A greasy breeze."
Comments
BOOKS:
A Guide to Disappearing and Re-appearing Ink -- The book spine is blank every second time you see it.
Marry for love, Hex for Money
Women with Brains, and the Zombies who Love them
101 Curses with Household Items
Five ingredients or Less: Recipes for the working Voodoo Lady
Pirate name:
Vera "Scurvy Breath" Beard
^ Lol, this has to be added!
"The day my voodoo turned on me"
"Voodoo dolls, torture your enemies for laughs"
"Voodoo, the Threepwood way"
" Singin in the wind"
"101 ways to break wind"
"windy solutions for more windy problems"
"How to hold your wind for ten minutes"
My pirate name would be something like Kangafoot
Seconded, that's really funny.
The Infamously Innavigable Tri-Island Barterwinds
The Wind Known as Blackbeard's Belch
The Wind That Whispers Key Plot Points Into The Bleeding Ears Of Enraged Fanboys
The Wind That Knocks Itself Out of Your Sails, And Then Accuses You of Lacking "Stamina." The Nerve! That Wind Has No Idea What a Tough Day At Work You Had!
Wind 2.0: Surpassing Crusty Old Wind 1.0 By Gusts And Blasts
The Wind That Parted The Heavens...And Then Broke
Sorry if any of these are repeats, this thread is dense. Tried to avoid it by being as obtuse as possible.
Or to pay homage to one of Sam and Max's best characters (in my humble opinion) - a series of books entitled "Do You Have Any..."
Chicken Rituals Made Easy
Have Wind Will Sail
as for a pirate name...for some reason "Tobar the Unfortunate" keeps coming to mind. Unfortunately...
The pins of Navarone
Gumbo Selecta
Room with a Voodoo
The wind that gets into the galley and will not leave
The winds of changing back again
The wind called Gerald
The wind that afflicts the aged blacksmith
The wind that whispers obscenities in the ears of Pirate Ben
The wind divided by the mean
The spanish wind contemptuous of portugal
The wind that stings the elbow
The backwards wind of surprising evenings
The strolling wind of couple's guilt
Bosun Simon Indelicate
The Audacity of Rope : A Life in The Rigging
LaVeau and Shirley, A retrospective
Jambalayas and the Lying Liars Who Sell Them
The Silence of the Yams
...
"The Bad Book (Papa Jambalaya Version)"
"The wind that feels like wind in your hair."
According to the generator:
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
My pirate name is apparently "Cap'n William Buttscar". Oh well, at least it's not "Cabinboy Richard Buttsecks" or something...
Voodoo Books:
'Where and how to find all those (strange) voodoo ingredients'
'Voodoo - English, English - Voodoo. At last you know what they're taling 'bout'
'Birthday voodoo surprises and recipes'
Winds:
'The wind in which Bob Dylan lost his answer'
'The stinking wind coming from a pirates mouth (in the morning)'
"The wind that blows your mind (No joke, it's meant word by word)"
Bart the Cash-Strapped
Ford Scallywag McKnuckles ...not a pirate captain, but a pirate cook! Argh!
1- "Notes of a dirty old voodoo pirate", by the spanish voodoo pirate-torero Carlos "cirrosis" Bocosqui.
2- "the terrify seahag who cryed his last grog shot but no"
3- Xoán "sweetie" LaHook or something like that, i supposed...
4- Excuse my poor english level... sometimes it should be like a very bad joke while having a LSD trip.
Amse.
Third Monocle Magazine issue #14, the who's who in contemporary shamanism.
Winds:
A bit of a gust.
The warm winding wind of whimsy.
The wind of solemn emptiness.
Isn't this in EMI because of Stan's Timesharing Agency? I could be wrong cos I only played the localized German version.
Are you there Baron Samedi? It's me, Jimi.
Voodoo tricks for parties: how to guess people's birthday.
When voodoo meets monkeys - an autobiography by Mojo Jojo.
The mistery of Vooju Island - a novel by Will Thriller.
The tales of Robin Hoodoo, the warlock thief.
Winds:
The wild wild wind.
The wind that sounds like an effeminate eunuch.
The wind that stinks like a putriscent rat.
My pirate name:
Maximilian "Blackshark Max" Vultur.
"100 Uses for Fine Leather Jackets"
"Shaman Weirdlust: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Juju"
and new pirate name! (my last one was more punny, less piratey)
- Mad Dog Jones
Voodoo and the Art of Longboat Maintenance
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Sorceresses
Angels and Demons and Monkeys
with the sequel, The Da Monkey Code
"Green Thumb: The Hitchhiker's Guide for Gardeners & Ghouls"
"Embracing Old Age" by Okay-So-Maybe-a-Smidgeon-of-Grey-Beard
Winds: "The Wind that smells of Spinach"
"The Wind of a creepily optimistic disposition"
"The Wind that if it were a cheese would probably be Swiss"
"The Wind in the general vicinity of the willows"
"The Wind of flabbergasting gustiness"
My Pirate Name: Curmudgeon the Corsair
Ah, we've got another Twilight Zone fan!
Thanks for pointing that out. I really like TZ ("Time Enough at Last" is one of my favorites episodes of all time, which was also spoofed by Simpsons and Futurama), but forgot to mention that in my previous post. "To Serve Pirate" would be an even better book title, for Guybrush could say: "It's a cookbook!" when you clicked on it.
TZ was all about irony, and few eps end more ironically than "Time Enough At Last." Burgess Meredith owned every ep he was in. A favorite of mine as a kid, though, was apparently (just looked it up) the last of the series: "The Bewitchin' Pool." Haven't seen it in forever, but it's a very TZ twist on some Peter Pan themes, which come to think of it, kinda reminds me of MI2's ending
Book:
Lending a Hand by Murray
I had to post it again! :P Sue me.
(Refering to the ending of MI2)
Is There a Witch Doctor in the House?
Gray's Alamanac of Sports 1666-1712
Parrots and Me: A Retrospective (by Meathook)
The Things I Say and Do (by Guybrush Threepwood)
Winds:
The wind that is actually rain
The wind that dare not speak its name
The long and winding wind
The wind that will put wind in your sails
Wind? Wind? We don't need no stinkin' wind!
"A Life of Voodoo" by The Voodoo Lady (like the Biography)
"How to finish the Game in 3 steps" by an Angry Game Designer
"Rubber & Glue - Basics of all Magics" by Anonymous
Names of Winds:
"The Wind that makes you laugh and scream like crazy"
"The i wish i wasnt outside Wind"
Name of a Pirate
"One-Hand Melrond"
"Captain Woddy Melrond" (lots of parts with wood - like a wooden leg, a wooden eye, etc)
I dont have any other ideas right now but as soon as i have new ones ill come back!!
"Why inflatable voodoo dolls are a bad idea"
"Voodoo *and* die"
"Bring Sekey Madoule Doctor John" (not Monkeyish but...)
"Zombis in Zambia"
"Never loan a Loa"
"Loa Louie"
"The Holy Babble"
"Hex and the silly"
and for the French Version
"Le Baron Samedi fait la grasse mat'"
The wind:
"A voodoo chill is flying on, flying on."
"A greasy breeze."
I love this thread!