101 more ways to use Eye of Nute with
The Voodoo Priest / Priestess Almanac
The Voodoo hotspots of Plunder Island
Voodoo safety guide for Lucre Island
How to not look like a Voodoo Sorcerer when on Salem Island
LeChuck - Mein Kampf
Me, myself and my voodoo possessed arm
Freddie's House of Sticks Catalogue - Voodoo edition
The world according to LeChuck
I met El Pollo Diablo and lived with only half my head missing
-- Winds:
The wind that passes out
The wind that passes out in both kind of ways
The wind that doesn't feel like wind but as if someone blowing
The wind that's warm and smells
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
"How to Cook Pirates" is the best I could come up with. A little reference to The Simpsons there. Also, cannibalistic tribes (this being one of the Voodoo Lady's books and all).
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
"The Wind That Blows"? I know it's lame, but, still... If you're a pirate, you probably wear a hat, and any kind of wind would blow. Literally and metaphorically.
-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
I'd say Fancy Pants, but I guess that one's taken. So I'll go with Chiselad Emsworth (a really bad pun at the origins of Guybrush's name). Or should I say CAPTAIN Chiselad Emsworth?
My girlfriend's getting worried and jealous that there are so many good ones in here that some are bound to be used and she won't have any of her "names" in any future games!!
So here are hers:
The wind that would have thought of something if it wasn't tired and hung-over
The half hearted wind
The I can't be bothered wind
The wind that was in bed all day yesterday
The wind that wishes it could find inspiration
The wind that smacks you upside the head
The wind that makes you cry for your mama
The brrrrrrr wind (really cold!)
The totally tropical breeze, mon
Books:
Beginners Guide to Voodoo: Your First use for a Dead Cat
The Perfumers Guide inc Eau De Rotting Corpse & Essence of Dead Body
Everything ye needs to know about pirating
Raping & Pillaging Vol I (U)
Raping & Pillaging Vol II (PG)
Raping & Pillaging Vol III (18)
Raping & Pillaging Vol IIII (Eeek)
The Monkthesaurus
The Curser's Culinary Compendium
Books:
Yarg. And 101 other pirate phrases.
How to hit 2 bird with 1 spell
The Lion, The voodoo princess and the Closet Space
How to Keep Fans Waiting 101
Your Guide To Moving Swamp
Face Painting For Voodoo masters. Wind:
The wind that never sleeps
The wind of unending peril
The wind of mystic wonder
The wind of undying pain
The wind of lovers lost
The wind of petrified wood.
Name:
Cap'n Robard
Sorry If any are repeats I didn't read the rest of the thread.
Murray The Musical - Featuring Greats Songs such as:
"Roll to the Hills"
"Pirate School Dropout"
"Sweet Plunderer (from Plunder Island)"
and
"Voodoo Nights"
-101 voodoo spells that you do!
-Dubloonery: Plundering for the modern Buccaneer
-Shadowy figures: how to tell the difference between a salesman in an alley and pirates from eastern seas (hopefully someone gets it)
-Waking up dead: How to survive without a soul
The Wind that smells slightly afoul
Winds accompanied by a three headed monkey
Captain Musketbeard. (Because honestly, who has a beard full of muskets?)
"How to Cook Pirates" is the best I could come up with. A little reference to The Simpsons there. Also, cannibalistic tribes (this being one of the Voodoo Lady's books and all).
Just to spread knowledge. The Simpsons was referencing a Twilight Zone episode.The plot was that aliens had come to help us all out but one guy didn't trust them.The aliens all carried about called "To Serve Man". You can guess where it goes from there. This would make your suggestion an amusing tertiary reference.
Hi everyone. I ordered the series within one hour of the announcement but I only just noticed this thread...
Here are some suggestions I came up. Hope I'm not too late.
Books:
How to Use Dead Chickens to Liven Up the Atmosphere
How to Get a Head in Navigating
A Certain Point of View - The Art of Retcon
Stalking a Wannabe Pirate for Dummies
Corpse Paint and Many More Awesome Metal Facepaints
Winds:
The undead wind
The beige wind
The invisible wind
The unnatural wind produced by a passing vehicle
The wind that might carry peculiar scents
The gentle wind that makes people enjoy life and shut up for a few seconds
The wind that makes a tree scratch one's window and scares the living hell out of him/her
The wind that ruins a game of badminton
The wind that blows away important papers just when you're about to reach them
The wind that makes a turtle sigh
The same wind that tried to undo your ponytail yesterday
Sorry for the possible repeats. I didn't read EVERY single response to this thread. 17 pages! Cut me some slack...
The Hard-To-Tell Tale: I Watched Monkey-Knifefight As A Kid And Was Never The Same By LeChuck
The Tell-Tale Voodoo: How To Train Monkeys To Do Your Dirty Work By Ensign Allan Poe
The TelltaleGames: Experience Simulated Murder in The Comfort of Your Own Home By An Unknown Gang of Random Lunatics
No I in Newt: An Unholy Guide to Spelling and Grammar
Familiar Practice: 101 ways to skin a cat
Deja Voodoo: Bringing the dead back, all over again
Silent Night: A Very Melee Christmas
Shrunken Head, Swollen Heart
Killing Time: A Beginner's Guide to Live Sacrifice
Don't Call me Chicken: The El Pollo Diablo Story
Types of Wind:
The once and future wind
The wind you'd rather forget
The lactose-intolerant wind of Barbados
The wind that never stops, not even for ice-cream
"How I Defeated the Ghost Pirate LeChuck" by Guybrush Threepwood
With comment: "Hey! No one told me how stubborn he could be back then!" or "Um...yeah." or other variations. I would find it amusing that his voodoo lady helper would keep a book that Guybrush would definitely write just to make him look like a fool--which she seems to do very often.
Teach your iParrot 1001 new Shantys (requires iPatch 2.0)
Can i get a show of hooks?: Democracy in the Carribbean
What to do with a drunken sailor: The StarBuccaneers Story
Feng Shui for your swamp: When skulls are negative qi
Wind:
The wind that rocks the cradle
The wind pronnounced 'Wyned'
The wind of a thousand whispers
The wind that shakes the barley
The wind that whispers about you behind your back
The wind that spouts from politicians mouths
Pirate name:
I cant believe i've not thought of a pirate name before now... so ummmm...Danj the Plunderous
In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:
-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."
-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?
-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?
Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle
Books:
The Witchdoctor's Guide to the Blackvoid
Voo-mancer
The Big Black Book of Knitting
How to Teach Common Sense
Cursed Rings and How Not to Wear them
Wind:
" The Wind that is not quite breaking"
"The Wind that can only be described as Bob"
"A wind that is just as strong as a mouse isn't."
"The wind that could make a statue stand still."
Voodoo Economics - How we can avoid inflation using simple Hexs, Enchantments and Zombies.
Home Resurections Made Easy.
My Shriveled Pal: A guide to the proper care and preservation of shrunken heads.
Grim Foxtrot.
He Picked the Anchor: A Story of Betrayal, Heart Stopping Malace and EVIL. As dictated by Murray the mighty demonic skull.
Three Directions at Once: My Quest to Find the Three Headed Monkey of Legend.
The wind that whistles an upbeat tune.
The wind that moves in mysterious ways.
The wind that can't follow directions.
The wind that makes leaves dance for it's own amusement.
The wind that rearranges your furniture while you're out.
The wind that sounds like the howling of an injured dingo traveling at mach 2.
The wind that sounds like it's trying to tell you something important.
The wind that stirs the sea and everything in it.
The wind that blows at such an angle that it makes your nostrils flare involuntarily.
The wind that likes to go around and around and around.
This writing stuff is fun
I guess my pirate name would have to be... Capt'n Davey Kreep, scourge of at least 1 sea, about a 10th of one of the oceans, I forget which, and a small duck pond on Lucere Island. ARRRRRR!
I was thinking, maybe some winds based on celebrity names:
Oprah Windfrey -- or maybe Oprah Wind-free
Breeze Witherspoon
George Cycloney
Kiefer Southerly
The Eagales
Simoom Pegg -- over a desert
Scarlett Jo-monsoon
Muhammad Squally
Blewcy Liu -- or maybe Lucy Blew
I think the Voodoo Lady would definitely have "Voodoo Dolls for Dummies" as mentioned earlier - everyone's gotta start somewhere, right?
For new ones (or ones that I hope are new) how about "Pirate or Flooring Inspector - Which Is The Job For You?" And maybe out of personal interest she'd have copies of "Phatt Island Library Fines Volume 1 - A to S""Phatt Island Library Fines Volume 3 - U to Z" and "Phatt Island Library Fines Volume 2 - Threepwood, Guybrush" - he never did go back and return that book, or did he?
Different types of wind: The Wind That Sets Smoke Detectors Off, The Wind Of Change, The Wind Of Staying The Same, The Slight Breeze Of Perplexing Intensity, The Wind That Isn't Really A Wind Because The Air Is Calm... some of those might be good, they're off the top of my head.
As for pirate name, I came up with Cap'n Tigz Mordan. Before you ask, the last name's an anagram of "random", which sounds perfect for a random encounter should such things happen
Can't seem to edit my last post, so I'll put it here... another book the Voodoo Lady might have: "Tales of Monkey Island Walkthrough". Just to taunt us players. :P
Books:
The Voodoo Corckscrew and 99 Other Party Drinks
Who Do You Voodoo For: A Priestess's Guide to Self Fulfillment
Voodoo Haikus: Poetry of the Priestesses
Hex Messaging: A New Approach to Nonverbal Spells
Hex and Peace
Of Hex and Mojo
Wind:
The Wind That The Answer Is Blowing In
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Wind
Comments
La historia fantástica de Pollo Diablo: Las plumas de la muerte!
The wind that drops a spanner in the works
The wind that requires constant sail adjustments
The wind that dropped one
"VIP - Very important (Voodoo) Patterns!"
Or "VIP - Voodoo important Patterns"
"Voodoo important person"
"VIP - Voodoo in Progress"
Piracy is low, Voodoo is Loa.
The Legba's connected to the hip-bone. (That one sounded better in song. In my head.
Winds:
The wind they never saw coming.
The wind of zesty lemon-ness.
The little wind that could.
The hot winds of hell blowin' in your face.
101 more ways to use Eye of Nute with
The Voodoo Priest / Priestess Almanac
The Voodoo hotspots of Plunder Island
Voodoo safety guide for Lucre Island
How to not look like a Voodoo Sorcerer when on Salem Island
LeChuck - Mein Kampf
Me, myself and my voodoo possessed arm
Freddie's House of Sticks Catalogue - Voodoo edition
The world according to LeChuck
I met El Pollo Diablo and lived with only half my head missing
-- Winds:
The wind that passes out
The wind that passes out in both kind of ways
The wind that doesn't feel like wind but as if someone blowing
The wind that's warm and smells
-- Pirate Name:
Imperial the Soul Reaver and Scoundrel
"How to Make a Voodoo Doll"
"How to Cook Pirates" is the best I could come up with. A little reference to The Simpsons there. Also, cannibalistic tribes (this being one of the Voodoo Lady's books and all).
"The Wind That Blows"? I know it's lame, but, still... If you're a pirate, you probably wear a hat, and any kind of wind would blow. Literally and metaphorically.
I'd say Fancy Pants, but I guess that one's taken. So I'll go with Chiselad Emsworth (a really bad pun at the origins of Guybrush's name). Or should I say CAPTAIN Chiselad Emsworth?
Maybe "Sven Q - and my last name... :cool:
Or: "Sven - The Q - last name"
So here are hers:
The wind that would have thought of something if it wasn't tired and hung-over
The half hearted wind
The I can't be bothered wind
The wind that was in bed all day yesterday
The wind that wishes it could find inspiration
The wind that smacks you upside the head
The wind that makes you cry for your mama
The brrrrrrr wind (really cold!)
The totally tropical breeze, mon
Books:
Beginners Guide to Voodoo: Your First use for a Dead Cat
The Perfumers Guide inc Eau De Rotting Corpse & Essence of Dead Body
Everything ye needs to know about pirating
Raping & Pillaging Vol I (U)
Raping & Pillaging Vol II (PG)
Raping & Pillaging Vol III (18)
Raping & Pillaging Vol IIII (Eeek)
The Monkthesaurus
The Curser's Culinary Compendium
:-)
How to do that voodoo that you do
The Curse of Monkey Island: Strategy Guide
Guybrush Threepwood: The True Story of his downfall
Voodoo Worshipers are from Venus, Men are from Mars
Winds:
The Wind of Numerous Solar Powered Panels
The Wind that makes you squint your eyes so it look like you are on drugs
The Wind that makes you look like Robert De Niro
The Wind that fills your mouth with bugs
The Wind that makes you cry, no really it is the wind
The Wind that blew my fort away!
The Winds of a specific pirate hero's death.
My Pirate name is either Jerome Quacksdale or Dwaldo Casteme.
Yarg. And 101 other pirate phrases.
How to hit 2 bird with 1 spell
The Lion, The voodoo princess and the Closet Space
How to Keep Fans Waiting 101
Your Guide To Moving Swamp
Face Painting For Voodoo masters.
Wind:
The wind that never sleeps
The wind of unending peril
The wind of mystic wonder
The wind of undying pain
The wind of lovers lost
The wind of petrified wood.
Name:
Cap'n Robard
Sorry If any are repeats I didn't read the rest of the thread.
"Roll to the Hills"
"Pirate School Dropout"
"Sweet Plunderer (from Plunder Island)"
and
"Voodoo Nights"
-Dubloonery: Plundering for the modern Buccaneer
-Shadowy figures: how to tell the difference between a salesman in an alley and pirates from eastern seas (hopefully someone gets it)
-Waking up dead: How to survive without a soul
The Wind that smells slightly afoul
Winds accompanied by a three headed monkey
Captain Musketbeard. (Because honestly, who has a beard full of muskets?)
Pirate name remains the same.
Just to spread knowledge. The Simpsons was referencing a Twilight Zone episode.The plot was that aliens had come to help us all out but one guy didn't trust them.The aliens all carried about called "To Serve Man". You can guess where it goes from there. This would make your suggestion an amusing tertiary reference.
Here are some suggestions I came up. Hope I'm not too late.
Books:
How to Use Dead Chickens to Liven Up the Atmosphere
How to Get a Head in Navigating
A Certain Point of View - The Art of Retcon
Stalking a Wannabe Pirate for Dummies
Corpse Paint and Many More Awesome Metal Facepaints
Winds:
The undead wind
The beige wind
The invisible wind
The unnatural wind produced by a passing vehicle
The wind that might carry peculiar scents
The gentle wind that makes people enjoy life and shut up for a few seconds
The wind that makes a tree scratch one's window and scares the living hell out of him/her
The wind that ruins a game of badminton
The wind that blows away important papers just when you're about to reach them
The wind that makes a turtle sigh
The same wind that tried to undo your ponytail yesterday
Sorry for the possible repeats. I didn't read EVERY single response to this thread. 17 pages! Cut me some slack...
My pirate name... Jeo the Turtle Wrangler?
The Tell-Tale Voodoo: How To Train Monkeys To Do Your Dirty Work By Ensign Allan Poe
The TelltaleGames: Experience Simulated Murder in The Comfort of Your Own Home By An Unknown Gang of Random Lunatics
The sides of the story we never heard I guess
2.I don't know
3.Bob
"Brewing human bones"
"Voodoo songs on bottles"
"Noo tell, tell elixirs"
"Arrrh those Spinning worms"
And what about.. hmm
"windy curse of the past"
No I in Newt: An Unholy Guide to Spelling and Grammar
Familiar Practice: 101 ways to skin a cat
Deja Voodoo: Bringing the dead back, all over again
Silent Night: A Very Melee Christmas
Shrunken Head, Swollen Heart
Killing Time: A Beginner's Guide to Live Sacrifice
Don't Call me Chicken: The El Pollo Diablo Story
Types of Wind:
The once and future wind
The wind you'd rather forget
The lactose-intolerant wind of Barbados
The wind that never stops, not even for ice-cream
Pirate Name:
Captain Madbeard
Captain Robert-Joseph the Beardless.
Hex, Lies and Tapeworms
Momma Loa: A Guide to Voodoo Parenting
Shapeshifting for Dummies
Types of Wind:
The Inspiring Winds of Change
Ye Olde Northern Downdraught
Gusty Brown
Clarence B. Wind
The-Wind-That-Cannot-Be-Named
My Pirate Name:
Saltyfish McGriddles, Esquire
With comment: "Hey! No one told me how stubborn he could be back then!" or "Um...yeah." or other variations. I would find it amusing that his voodoo lady helper would keep a book that Guybrush would definitely write just to make him look like a fool--which she seems to do very often.
Teach your iParrot 1001 new Shantys (requires iPatch 2.0)
Can i get a show of hooks?: Democracy in the Carribbean
What to do with a drunken sailor: The StarBuccaneers Story
Feng Shui for your swamp: When skulls are negative qi
Wind:
The wind that rocks the cradle
The wind pronnounced 'Wyned'
The wind of a thousand whispers
The wind that shakes the barley
The wind that whispers about you behind your back
The wind that spouts from politicians mouths
Pirate name:
I cant believe i've not thought of a pirate name before now... so ummmm...Danj the Plunderous
Books:
The Witchdoctor's Guide to the Blackvoid
Voo-mancer
The Big Black Book of Knitting
How to Teach Common Sense
Cursed Rings and How Not to Wear them
Wind:
" The Wind that is not quite breaking"
"The Wind that can only be described as Bob"
"A wind that is just as strong as a mouse isn't."
"The wind that could make a statue stand still."
Pirate Name:
DontEatRawHagis turns to "Hag Mc'Shepfert"
Home Resurections Made Easy.
My Shriveled Pal: A guide to the proper care and preservation of shrunken heads.
Grim Foxtrot.
He Picked the Anchor: A Story of Betrayal, Heart Stopping Malace and EVIL. As dictated by Murray the mighty demonic skull.
Three Directions at Once: My Quest to Find the Three Headed Monkey of Legend.
The wind that whistles an upbeat tune.
The wind that moves in mysterious ways.
The wind that can't follow directions.
The wind that makes leaves dance for it's own amusement.
The wind that rearranges your furniture while you're out.
The wind that sounds like the howling of an injured dingo traveling at mach 2.
The wind that sounds like it's trying to tell you something important.
The wind that stirs the sea and everything in it.
The wind that blows at such an angle that it makes your nostrils flare involuntarily.
The wind that likes to go around and around and around.
This writing stuff is fun
I guess my pirate name would have to be... Capt'n Davey Kreep, scourge of at least 1 sea, about a 10th of one of the oceans, I forget which, and a small duck pond on Lucere Island. ARRRRRR!
Or "Telltales of Monkey Island"
Hurtful Knitting - How to make Voodoo dolls with pinpoint accuracy!
Winds:
The Wind of undecided whisperings.
The Wind of multiheaded primates.
The Wind that left islands depopulated.
The Wind of doubtful intentions.
Pirate Name:
Old' Jung Groomly
Oprah Windfrey -- or maybe Oprah Wind-free
Breeze Witherspoon
George Cycloney
Kiefer Southerly
The Eagales
Simoom Pegg -- over a desert
Scarlett Jo-monsoon
Muhammad Squally
Blewcy Liu -- or maybe Lucy Blew
Change iPatch 2.0 to eyePatch 2.0. More piratey.
with the all new Cracker-System-Input (CSI) for high speed information transfer.
So You Think You Can Voodoo
Voodoo Salvation
Maps and Monocles - The Life of Wally B. Feed
Everything you never wanted to know about voodoo (but were gonna find out eventually)
the wind that rocks the cradle: ritual childnappings
wind:
the wind that blows
name:
Riddle(y) twotimes Walker
I see monkeys! - a case study. Guybrush:"Well, now I'm glad I can only hear them."
Wind:
The wind that changes so drastically, his own mother wouldn't recognise him
Name: the same, Captain Silverwolf Pet or P. Silverwolf
Can't seem to edit my last post, so I'll put it here... another book the Voodoo Lady might have: "Tales of Monkey Island Walkthrough". Just to taunt us players. :P
Surviving a Siege, with Style! (Ep 2)
5 foolproof defenses for a pirate on death row (Ep4)
Of course, since I have no idea what most of the eps are really about these are just guesses but it would still be a nice throw back.
The Voodoo Corckscrew and 99 Other Party Drinks
Who Do You Voodoo For: A Priestess's Guide to Self Fulfillment
Voodoo Haikus: Poetry of the Priestesses
Hex Messaging: A New Approach to Nonverbal Spells
Hex and Peace
Of Hex and Mojo
Wind:
The Wind That The Answer Is Blowing In
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Wind