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Your favourite lines/quotes from the game?

SCR4P-TPSCR4P-TP
edited July 2015 in Tales from the Borderlands

I havent seen a thread about this, so either I'm blind or it doesnt exist! :D

So, what are your favourite lines from the game?

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  • CrazedRabbitCrazedRabbit

    Sasha: These guns are useless!

    Rhys: Oh trust me we've got all the guns we need.

  • InGen_Nate_KennyInGen_Nate_Kenny Moderator
    edited March 2015

    Hold on to your butts! - Rhys, Atlas Mugged

    I will name my firstborn, Loader Bot. - Rhys, Zer0 Sum

    You're putting that at a dude who has people shoot him in the chest for fun. - Kruger, Atlas Mugged

    "You have every bounty hunter on Pandora chasing you and you're making a sandwich." - Kruger, Atlas Mugged

    "Righteous father, I have found you! - Loader Bot, Zer0 Sum

    Rejection mode activated. - Loader Bot, Atlas Mugged

    Come with me if you want to leave. - Loader Bot, Atlas Mugged

    That's what people do! - Handsome Jack, Atlas Mugged

    Looks like he had a...change of heart. - Rhys, Zer0 Sum

    Hey, Grease Face! - Rhys, Zer0 Sum

    What if I say please? Will that change your mind? Cause I ain't saying please. Even though I've technically said it twice now. - Sasha, Zer0 Sum

    Cool move Rhys. Cool moves. Hyperion will want my dick in a sling. - Vasquez, Zer0 Sum

    Reece. - August, Zer0 Sum

    Reeze. - August, Atlas Mugged

    What do we got here. Glasses Face and Hat Lady. You guys really know how to accessorize. - Prep the cars for the drivers bandit, Zer0 Sum

    I put a exercise bike in my office a few months ago. - Vaughn, Atlas Mugged

  • J-MasterJ-Master
    edited March 2015

    "I missed you."- Loader Bot, Atlas Mugged.

    "There ya go, a little hard work never killed anybody, I mean you're gonna die."- Vasquez, Atlas Mugged

    "Righteous father, I have found you."- Loader Bot, Zer0 Sum

    "Come on, just let me rip your throat out one more time, just one more time."- Handsome Jack, Atlas Mugged

    "I'm gonna drum you upside the head, shred ya to bits, and debase your corpse, you plastic, ninja freak!"- Bossanova, Zer0 Sum

    "Vaughn, did you get stung by bees? Cause you're looking swoll." - Rhys, Atlas Mugged.

    "Eric, aw is that you?"- Bandit, Zer0 Sum

    "Oh, he was just the go between, the middle man." - Rhys, Zer0 Sum

    "Oh my god, who called in the whammbulance, here?" - Rhys, Zer0 Sum

    "Time to get funky." - Loader Bot, Zer0 Sum

  • MetallicaRulesMetallicaRules
    edited March 2015

    Oh man, there are so many:

    Zero Sum:

    1. "Don't make me crap on the floor, and make you clean it up." Vasquez to Rhys
    2. "Senior Vice Janitor Rhys for trash clean up, because that is your job now, to pick up trash, with your bare hands." Intercom lady
    3. "Assquez." Vaughn
    4. "Hi." Loader Bot
    5. "Welcome to oblivion." Loader Bot
    6. "Stop! Thieves!" Loader Bot
    7. "Whyyyyy?" Bandit after Rhys hits him with stun baton
    8. "Time to get funky." Loader Bot
    9. "Fatality." Loader Bot
    10. "This is totally uncool, why must the universe punish the good?" Loader Bot
    11. "I will name my first born, Loader Bot." Rhys
    12. "Last words: What are you going to do, stab me." scanned information
    13. "Early, you kidding me you think I like being here, have you seen the bathroom yet. Every minute in this horror factory is like an hour." August
    14. Rhys' whole speech to August if you blow his mind.
    15. "I am a winner Rhys, I AM A WINNER." August
    16. "If she has you as a psycho, you'll sit down and talk about poop trains." Felix
    17. "I have the shiniest meat bicycle." Fiona
    18. "Tector: Good at violence, bad at everything else."
    19. "Yeah, you say hi to your...he hung up." August
    20. "Mmmh, capital." Rhys
    21. "No it's not Eric, it's your doom, stop squirming." Rhys
    22. "Wow, nicely done." Sasha
    23. "Look at us, we're like best friends now." Rhys
    24. "<3" Zer0
    25. "I realize this is rude but I really don't like your face." guard
    26. "My doom buggy, filthy death stealer." psycho
    27. "Meat buddies riding the death train." psycho
    28. "Life come, life go. GO GO GO GO GO." psycho
    29. "Pretend I'm a good person." psycho
    30. "Righteous father, I have found you." Loader Bot

    Atlas Mugged:

    1. "Yes, yes, it's been a while, everyone knows." Narrator guy

    2. "Enhance." Sasha

    3. "Stop it, this is not how computers work, where are you from." Vaughn
    4. "Just shove it, into his face." Sasha
    5. "Just, cut the thing, holding it, to the thing." Sasha
    6. "Oh, good, you work for me, I thought I was going to have to get violent, or more violent." Jack
    7. "Just let me try ripping your throat out one more time, just one more time." Jack
    8. "Yeah, I'll file a complaint with HR when we get back." Vaughn
    9. "This is not awesome, I hate my life." Vaughn
    10. "Vaughn, Rhys, oh I'm late for my tea time." Jack
    11. "He's scratching his ass and, oh God he pissed on his shirt, that's not clean." Jack
    12. "Uh, what? Should I be creeped out right now because I'm feeling creeped out." Jack
    13. "Look I'm going to see if I have a shirt in the trunk because your body is making me uncomfortable." Vasquez
    14. "As much as I want to see this idiot kill you two idiots, I can't let that happen, I'm inside, well I'm not inside you, I'm...look if you go I go." Jack
    15. "Yeah, go ahead and run, you're just making this funner for me."
    16. "I missed you." Loader Bot
    17. "Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro." Rhys and Vaughn
    18. "One of you will have to change a tire." Stranger
    19. "Scooter: Loves cars, women, and cars (in that order)."
    20. "You know I hate doing that flirty routine, it makes me feel gross." Sasha (paraphrase, can't remember the whole thing)
    21. "Nice hair." Fiona
    22. "I'm usually drunk, and charge $40." Finch
    23. "Athena: Bad Ass(assin). A lot of people are trying to kill you."
    24. "Come with me, if you want to leave." Loader Bot
    25. "I'm helping." Loader Bot.
    26. "I am shame." Loader Bot
    27. "No, still nothing, I punched my mom for crissake." Jack
    28. "August, you're pathetic."
    29. "Hail to the king, baby." Jack
  • ruairi46ruairi46

    Narrator guy is Marcus if you're interested.

    MetallicaRules posted: »

    Oh man, there are so many: Zero Sum: * "Don't make me crap on the floor, and make you clean it up." Vasquez to Rhys * "Senior Vice

  • Cyborg_PirateCyborg_Pirate

    "Hail to the king, baby."

  • MetallicaRulesMetallicaRules

    This guy's the narrator (I've never played any previous Borderlands games, but I've seen this picture before):

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    ruairi46 posted: »

    Narrator guy is Marcus if you're interested.

  • MaddoxJKingsleyMaddoxJKingsley

    "Wat." -- Loader Bot

  • Poogers555Poogers555
    edited March 2015

    Any quote when someone mentions Rhys' sock

  • xfurioussxfuriouss

    "Nice sock." - Vasquez

    Poogers555 posted: »

    Any quote when someone mentions Rhys' sock

  • MetallicaRulesMetallicaRules
    edited April 2016

    #Rhysquez

    EDIT: Looking back, this actually came (somewhat) true.

    xfuriouss posted: »

    "Nice sock." - Vasquez

  • ScoobyDoobyDooScoobyDoobyDoo
    edited March 2015

    "...a good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe." - Rhys

    Poogers555 posted: »

    Any quote when someone mentions Rhys' sock

  • CrazedRabbitCrazedRabbit

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    ScoobyDoobyDoo posted: »

    "...a good pair of socks is an often overlooked detail of a gentleman's wardrobe." - Rhys

  • TheGreatLeoDioTheGreatLeoDio
    edited March 2015

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  • EpicMustacheGuyEpicMustacheGuy

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  • MetallicaRulesMetallicaRules

    Hail to the King

    Cyborg_Pirate posted: »

    "Hail to the king, baby."

  • sSOPHOosSOPHOo

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  • DeadpoolianDeadpoolian

    I seriously laugh every time. The way Loader Bot says it is just so hilarious/adorable. xD

    Another one of my favorite quotes from Loader Bot:

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    MaddoxJKingsley posted: »

    "Wat." -- Loader Bot

  • SCR4P-TPSCR4P-TP
    edited March 2015

    Sockquez

    MetallicaRules posted: »

    #Rhysquez EDIT: Looking back, this actually came (somewhat) true.

  • SCR4P-TPSCR4P-TP

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    MaddoxJKingsley posted: »

    "Wat." -- Loader Bot

  • SCR4P-TPSCR4P-TP

    This tho
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  • ruairi46ruairi46

    Yeah, he generally narrates most borderlands related content. He owns a lot of various business and hes all about the money.

    MetallicaRules posted: »

    This guy's the narrator (I've never played any previous Borderlands games, but I've seen this picture before):

  • TombstokeTombstoke

    "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute... Wallethead! :D" - Handsome Jack

    "I AM VAUGHN, AND I'M NOT AFRAID! Guh, whatwasthat?" - Vaughn

    "Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro-" - Rhys, Vaughn, Fiona

    "We had this special rapport where he would punch me in the face whenever he'd see me. It didn't matter if he was busy... he always made time for me." - Vasquez

    "... Nope, still nothing- I punched my mom, for crissake." - Handsome Jack

    "I'm usually drunk, and charge forty bucks." - Finch

    "Just shove it... into his face." - Sasha

    "Two. EAT. SHIT." - Rhys

    "You scratch my balls, I scratch yours, that sorta thing." - Vasquez

  • Clementine-chanClementine-chan

    Oh, just about everything Jack says. Even really simple lines are turned awesome by Jack's voice actor.

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    Troy Baker and Dameon Clarke talking to each other. My life is complete.

  • MetallicaRulesMetallicaRules

    Didn't know that, thanks.

    ruairi46 posted: »

    Yeah, he generally narrates most borderlands related content. He owns a lot of various business and hes all about the money.

  • DaveTheArakinDaveTheArakin

    A lot has been mentioned, but I thought these lines were pretty funny.

    Rhys: "Your car is red, Hugo. I thought you wanted it in black."
    Vasques: (Laugh in such a way that you could tell that he is soo angry and pissed off that he can't wait to kill Rhys.) "I see what you did there, that's funny. You steal my car and you makes jokes about it."

    Rhys: (Nervously laugh after failing to hit Vasques with a shovel but hit his new and expansive car.) "To be fair, that was suppose to hit you."

  • LinsepinsLinsepins

    Deja vu. So much. Wow

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    Deadpoolian posted: »

    I seriously laugh every time. The way Loader Bot says it is just so hilarious/adorable. xD Another one of my favorite quotes from Loader Bot:

  • deleted1630279deleted1630279

    I didn't tell Vaughn about Jack just so I got this scene, I don't regret a thing. Hilarious!

    SCR4P-TP posted: »

    This tho

  • ABigBadWolfABigBadWolf
    edited March 2015

    "That's a nice sock."

  • SCR4P-TPSCR4P-TP

    I expected some funny shit like this so I didn't tell him. I didnt expect it to be this funny though ;u;

    deleted1630279 posted: »

    I didn't tell Vaughn about Jack just so I got this scene, I don't regret a thing. Hilarious!

  • deleted1630279deleted1630279
    edited March 2015

    I know! Gawd, weenie jokes... I'm so mature! XD

    SCR4P-TP posted: »

    I expected some funny shit like this so I didn't tell him. I didnt expect it to be this funny though ;u;

  • Yami_WolfYami_Wolf
    edited March 2015

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  • fayescarletfayescarlet

    There are so any lines that are hilarious, it'll be hard to choose... But I really think Rhys's monologue should you blow Augusts mind really takes the cake.

    Rhys: Actually, that's okay, you don't know it yet.

    August: Know...what?

    Rhys: That this is IT! You can't see that one day...maybe ten years from now, maybe ten months, maybe tomorrow...you're gonna think back on right now and scream to the stars for mercy of death just so you'll not have to live in the wondering of what could have been.

    August: -sets the crate down, sits on it, begins to tear up-

    Rhys: "What if I had seized that chance by the throat, what if I had beaten my fears, taken what was so rightfully mine? What if...what if I had won?"

    August: -while sobbing- I am a winner, Rhys! I... Am... A... Winner!

    (I love it because it's just so hilarious, Rhys imagining himself as being so motivational and moving like this. xD)

  • SCR4P-TPSCR4P-TP

    I don't care if a joke is mature or not as long as I can laugh at it! :D

    deleted1630279 posted: »

    I know! Gawd, weenie jokes... I'm so mature! XD

  • deleted_kdp3x5s51616568deleted_kdp3x5s51616568

    Same here XD

    Clementine-chan posted: »

    Oh, just about everything Jack says. Even really simple lines are turned awesome by Jack's voice actor. Troy Baker and Dameon Clarke talking to each other. My life is complete.

  • deleted_kdp3x5s51616568deleted_kdp3x5s51616568

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    Just because, y'know, everything Jack says to me makes me feel ... (whispers) INSPIRED.

  • strwar3strwar3

    Yeah baby Handsome Jack is the King lol I can't wait for episode 3 I'm so hyped

    Cyborg_Pirate posted: »

    "Hail to the king, baby."

  • xfurioussxfuriouss

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  • ABigBadWolfABigBadWolf

    Vasquez is so tsundere.

    Vausquez confirmed.

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  • deleted1630279deleted1630279

    True dat! ^.^

    SCR4P-TP posted: »

    I don't care if a joke is mature or not as long as I can laugh at it!

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