"The Walking Realism" (Funny Stupid Non-Realism walking dead logic topic)
Credits to lilacsbloom she had it on another thread
- well we take stupid logic that happened in the walking dead game and we make up a conversation the walking dead group would have about it after and make it end with realism
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Heh....heheheh....BWAHA, BWAHAHAHAHA!
Gimme an hour.
You gonna make more of these? You should. .3.
Clementine gets shot in the shoulder and has a dream of Season 1 Episode 3....
"Realism"
Lee goes chopping away at zombies through a herd and is screaming whenever he kills one without having the rest of the herd swarm him
Realism
Everyone teliported and swapped guns in the gun fight
Realism !
Lee moves his arm behind him as if he's putting the car battery in his back pocket because.... Realism!
Clem "why are we mixing the peaches and beans? Why dont we have beans for dinner and peaches for desert?"
Realism
I want you all to know my thread started this. I feel like I just birthed a child
And also fits a blowtorch in their as well.
Clementine drags an unconscious 37 year old man into a jewelry store without having walkers attack her
Realism
Kenny kneeling by a dying Sarita in the middle of the herd screaming his head off (Mike too) and yet hardly any of the walkers notice this.
Realism.
Kenny somehow overcomes his suicidal feelings and beats his way past dozens of zombies in an extremely dark and cramped space.
Kenny loses an eye and still manages to kill three out of four men in a shootout.
Kenny starts screaming and running in the middle of a zombie horde without any trouble.
Kenny spends an entire minute beating up one innocent zombie while his pals politely wait for him to snap out of it.
Luke gets self-righteous about Kenny killing an irredeemable monster, then has sex with a woman who castrated and allowed a lesser evil to be eaten alive.
Kenny, despite desperately aching for an excuse to murder a tied-up prisoner, suddenly forgets about taking revenge when said prisoner shoots a child.
AJ suffers no ill effects from being smeared with rotten guts.
Carlos and Rebecca inexplicably deciding that Clem can be trusted when she returns alone while Nick and Pete may have possibly been led to Carver.
Nick's eyesight being simultaneously shitty enough for him to assume Matthew was holding his friend at gunpoint and awesome enough for him to score a throat-shot.
The Realistic Dead.
Clem can chop of a hand in two hits with a hatchet.
But it takes Lee three hits with a fire axe, with a lot of momentum behind him to chop off a lower leg.
Ben gives Lee the very hatchet that is used to lock the double doors used to stop the zombies Ben and his group were running from and then removes it, because it was just lying there due to....reelysm!
Clementine Is in a zombie apocalypse and leaves her gun lay on the sink after omid told her to keep track of her things because.... Realism
After Lee hits his head on the kitchen counter in Clementine's house, all it does is blur his vision for a few seconds, but he's completely fine after that. And then in the next episode, is knocked out with a gun.
Realism
Seriously, people complain about Clem being invincible, but no one talks about Lee at all.
Clementine survives being completely immersed in a frozen lake for roughly the same time a man was that died and is magically pulled out even though she was clearly deeper than the length of any extended arm could reach. She was then ran into a house and waited two minutes before any heat source could be constructed. The realistic part is that she survived the ordeal by simply blowing into her hands and suffered no nerve damage or any hypothermic side effects.
REALISM
Walkers somehow magically teleport next to and behind Lee in the train depot in Long Road Ahead and we never saw them there before or moved until the plot demanded they move and make noise.
Realism
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It looks more like a river and Luke even says there is no way around it, and if it looks more like a lake, than that's a design error, not a writing error.
Ok fair enough my mistake :P
Clementine and Jane are looking for Luke and Sarah, and wouldn't you know it! At the most convenient time possible Sarah calls out so that we know were they are!
Realism
Clem refers to it as a lake though, if you pick this option; "Is there any other way to get there? Do we have to cross the lake?" and at the house after Luke dies Mike says, "We should have gone around." But I watched that on an earlier playthrough (8/26) so maybe they fixed it like they took out the 'shoot Mike option' idk.
I never picked that option so I never knew she referred to it as a lake, thanks for letting me know. But it still makes sense for it to be a river, most likely the same river we see in Amind the Ruins.
›Kicks down a door.
›Can’t lift up a water jug.
¨You are not meant to be trusted.”
"Clem, can you figure this out?”
¨Stay away from my daughter...”
“Clem, can you... Can you please watch Sarah?”
Hell no. Everyone makes mistakes and Clem's just a kid. It was bad luck not "realism".
It turns from day to night in a matter of seconds,
Another example of walkers popping up out of nowhere. Both Shawn and Duck couldn't see 3 or 4 walkers approaching the farm when they were working on a fence and there's a wide open fucking field in front of them.
Realism
Clem is able to drag Lee's grown ass into a jewelry store by herself in the middle of a hoard of walkers without anything noticing her.
Realism
Clementine was able to successfully escape the city of Savannah even though she could barely walk through a herd with Lee at her side, how would she be able to navigate through the city after seeing her dead parents and either killing Lee or leaving him.
Realism
Dead people walking.
Realism
When AJ was born he was completely clean, that isn't how babies look . It should of looked like a little blood soaked alien.
Walking across the ice in Ohio is just not realistic, if Wellington is supposed to be in Ohio or Michigan, the ice doesn't get cold enough to be frozen solid for grown adults to walk on.
When Jane leaves in episode four, regardless on your choice on whether you decide to leave early or not, She saves the day during the shootout.
Jane is willing to die/kill over a girl she just met. For someone who is emotionless cripple, LOL. What.
Clementine breaks down a door, turns off a windmill, is asked to be the savior for adults. Adults actually ask Clementine, what she thinks, and care about her opinion, they don't treat her as a kid. /rolls eyes.
Taking a bullet wound to the chest, and being "fine" with no medical attention. The bullet "must have" passed through... Did anyone check???
Clementine surviving the dog encounter, Sorry that dog would of made clementine bleed out and die. I've seen some vicious dog attacks, and they don't go for the arm. They go for the neck.
CLementine , fighting Winston and winning. Winston would of punched her once in the face, and she would of been done.
Clementine surviving falling in the river.
Pretty much this entire game. At this point just give Clementine a no clip AK-47. Fuck realism. What does it matter, are you trying to be crafty, like you have realistic setting, but don't. I just don't get it.
Clementine jumping on Carver to save the day
Them escaping confinement, and somehow Clementine magically survives another season, in a world that takes just one bite, not to mention the countless other ways for her to die, but somehow she manages to survive, and thrive. LOL ok.
Clementine leaving the gun on the counter... I think we all know Clementine is smarter than that....
She was covered in blood and guts. It worked. What other choice she had?
People have speculated that Howe's is well within Tennessee, which means that the blizzards you see in episode 5 happen in Tennessee too.
Sorry I got busy with a few things x_x may as well send these ones while I'm conscious.
"Let's walk ON the ice instead of AROUND it"
Realism
TBH I always figured that it was meant to be a river and Telltale just did a really bad job with the camera angles.
Doesn't change the fact that No Going Back's my least favorite entry in the entire series.
Don't even get me started. No Going Back was the single worst piece of gaming I've experienced in a very long time. How people give it praise as the "best" episode of The Walking Dead series flabbergasts me.
Kenny is alive.
Kenny gets shot in stomach by rifle - survives with no medical treatment
Kenny gets shot in hip by pistol - dies nearly immediately.
Realism