Step 1) Excitedly purchase the Witcher 2 from GOG.
Step 2) Try in vain to keep myself entertained while it downloads, even though all I really want to do is play Witcher 2.
Step 3) Finally time to install! It takes a while. Sigh.
Step 4) omg it's done! Time to start!
Step 5) Uninstall Witcher 2 because it says it can't start because it's missing a file somehow and recommends reinstalling.
Step 6) Waiting for it to install... again...
The next step is finally getting to the game... and finding that your graphics card can only resolve the game at about two frames per second unless it's on the lowest settings at the tiniest window possible. That's what happened to me.
You silly fucking cunt, you perform your 'bang bang' routine on me, just one more time and I'll smash your fucking head against the fucking wall!
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, PRICK!
I've had it up to here! Stop blaming me for your pathetic defects in life, you fucking loser!
How fucking dare you make me feel uncomfortable in my own home, you sub-human mollusk. I've seen amoebas with more worth than you, you fucking afterbirth, waste of space, knob jockey.
Step 1) Excitedly purchase the Witcher 2 from GOG.
Step 2) Try in vain to keep myself entertained while it downloads, even though all I really want to do is play Witcher 2.
Step 3) Finally time to install! It takes a while. Sigh.
Step 4) omg it's done! Time to start!
Step 5) Uninstall Witcher 2 because it says it can't start because it's missing a file somehow and recommends reinstalling.
Step 6) Waiting for it to install... again...
You just summed up my experience with Just Cause 2...
Only mine ended with me hijacking helicopters mid-flight, outrunning missiles, and attaching the elderly to motorcycles...
If you listen closely enough in Marilyn Manson's version of 'Personal Jesus', it sounds like he's saying "Your own... personal... cheeses." No need to thank me, Internet.
If you listen closely enough in Marilyn Manson's version of 'Personal Jesus', it sounds like he's saying "Your own... personal... cheeses." No need to thank me, Internet.
No. A half tablet of Vicoden puts me on my ass and sends me one hell of a panic attack to boot. But if I get to be just as pleasant as he is, I've done my job well.
No. A half tablet of Vicoden puts me on my ass and sends me one hell of a panic attack to boot. But if I get to be just as pleasant as he is, I've done my job well.
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The next step is finally getting to the game... and finding that your graphics card can only resolve the game at about two frames per second unless it's on the lowest settings at the tiniest window possible. That's what happened to me.
Kickstarter and corporate, intellectual properties do not mix, sadly...
... Otherwise, we would have received 'Monkey Island 3a' via Ron Gilbert by now.
*sigh*
Also:
You seem upset.
Sega should stick it on there then.
What gave it away? The fact that I'm fucking furious? Was that the clue?
Yes, I'm fucking upset.
Thanks all the same (and please don't take it personally, I'm not upset with your good self).
To what end? If SEGA wishes to fund 'Shenmue 3' directly, then they'll do so. Multi-million corporations don't start Kickstarters.
EDIT: Watching the 'Cube' trilogy on DVD. Horror makes everything... better!
You just summed up my experience with Just Cause 2...
Only mine ended with me hijacking helicopters mid-flight, outrunning missiles, and attaching the elderly to motorcycles...
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I put these pictures together, and now I'm not certain which one is you.
Are you House, now?
That's exciting.
What, no gif for this one?
Like this^
I'm off to bed. It's exhausting winning all the time.
I'll let you think you've won, old friend. It's adorable, in its own special little way.
I knew it!! He's related to Viggo Mortensen!!
(I love games like Shiren the Wonderer and Mystery Dungeon! This one is great because of how goofy and self-aware it is! XD)
Hehe. You're the first person to point that out but I've thought the same thing myself, in the past. My hair's about half that length now though.
Not_everyone_wants_to_lose_weight.
It's just a force of habit to congratulate people.
Johro: "Congratulations on losing weight, you look great."
Jack Skeleton, struggling actor.
Jack Skeleton, star.