(response to bluffing)
Max: In my administration...bluffing is punishable by death.
Strong Bad: Whoa. SOMEONE wants to get rid of all their chi-oh wait, I have to call, don't I? Uhhhhh....
Heavy: If you are trying to outsmart me...you will pay.
(showing a bad hand)
Tycho: See, if we were playing Tenth Edition rules, this hand would have creamed you all.
Heavy: Stupid, stupid, STUPID!! Bad cards!
Strong Bad: Ahhhhh, take it.
Max: Go ahead. Say something smart about it. I dare you.
Tycho: So, Max, I suppose you're contractually forbidden for eternity to talk about the cancelled Freelance Police game...
Max: There's an entire chapter where I'm on fire! And yes.
Tycho: ...Well played, you magnificent bastard.
Tycho (low on cash and either bluffing or actually holding a good hand): Erg... I'd totally bet that sweet watch I once had... but Gabe has it right now and it only transfers ownership via murder. ...Could you please excuse me for a moment?
Heavy: I AM TORN! IS CHEATING, BUT IS ALSO KILLING!
Max: But if he's not bluffing, it's also winning.
Heavy: LITTLE RABBIT IS GOOD AT SOLVING MORAL QUANDARY! STAY IN CHAIR, LITTLE SWEATER MAN!
Tycho: Oh, real cool, Max.
Max: Thank you.
Heavy:HEY BUNNYMAN IS CHEATING HE HAS CARDS HIDDIN
Strong Bad:at least it isnt his mind reading cards
Tycho:Where does he keep the extra cards?
Max:Thats none of your damn buisness.
(Upon Losing):
Heavy: I lose? Waaaaaah! Goodbye, Sasha...
Strong Bad: WHAT?!? That was luck! Rotten crappy luck! Sorry, the Cheat.
Max: You'll pay for this! Beating the president at poker ought to be illegal! Well, I better go tell Sam to get me that harpoon gun...
Tycho: I LOST?!? DAMNIT! *sigh* Oh well. Take good care of Div. I better get back to Seattle. Gabe's not supposed to be alone.
(Post too long to quote without making thread ugly)
I have no words for.... that. Sonic, Jean Paul Makhlouf, or David Reed(whoever they are) will not be in Poker Night. The Spy, maybe in a cutscene or something, but don't count on it.
Max: (after player has waited one minute to press anything) Are they asleep out there? (to camera) HELLO? YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME! Remember?
Strong Bad: (also to camera) Press a button or something, man, we're not getting any younger!
Tycho. (also to Camera) I know where you live, dude. I will come to your house and F*** YOU UP.
Heavy: (also to camera) PRESS BUTTON OR HEAVY WILL USE SASHA!
Strong Bad: Hey, Max! I got another email that's for you.
Max: Dear Max. Where do you keep your gun. Sincerely, Tycho.
Tycho: (Laughs)
Max: Hey, Heavy. Mind if I use Sasha for a second?
Admittedly, this would have to be an end of the game cutscene. And really only if SB wins...
Gabe: Okay, what are you doing?
Tycho: I'm writing an angry e-mail regarding a travesty I witnessed last Poker Night.
Gabe: An angry email. About poker. He's not gonna read it.
Tycho: Oh, he'll have to...he has no choice.
~scenechangescenechangescenechange~
SB: Checkin' my e-mail, like all the bad boys dooooo! "Dear Strong Bad, **** you! I saw you hiding cards in those ****ing gloves of yours last week! Be forewarned, I will have my revenge next week! Sincerely, Tee-cho Braaye?" Listen, TEE-cho, I understand that this e-mail is...kcchhh! Oh, no, my computer is crashing. What will I do. Looks like I'll just have to skip the sbemail this week...Da Cheat! We need to work on our game! Like...poker...game.
~and scene!~
Eh...not the best I've thought of...prolly better as a visual
We interrupt your regularly scheduled "Telltale Smash Bros." to bring you "Poker Night at the Inventory"!
Max: Wait, what?
Strong Bad: Aw man! I woulda creamed you guys.
Tycho: I took a ninjitsu class for THIS?
Heavy: HEAVY IS NOT PLEASED!
Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:Team fortress 2?
Heavy:No that game STUPID
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: DORA!!!!
Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:Team fortress 2?
Heavy:No that game STUPID
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: DORA!!!!
i got a better way
annocer: THE WINNER IS HEAVY
Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:sonic 4?
Heavy:No that game are for BABY'S
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!!
?????: i hope you could say that again
Strong bad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT?!
Max: that voice sound like sonic
Tycho: place y bet ya
(tycho turns into A velociraptor!)
Strong bad: WOAH
Max: EEK
Heavy: TYCHO IS-
Raptor: It was I! A-
Sonic: velociraptor!
Raptor: SONIC?
Sonic: yes
Raptor: DIE *snarf*
(allways goes black)
SONIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(game over apperes)
___________________________________________-
yeah my bad about the copyright ways L:(L
Strong bad: YESS
tycho: CRAP
(rabbids apperes)
rabbids: BHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Max: hey what was that
rabbids: boh?
tycho: uh... that was your-
heavy: WHAT?
TYCHO: uh... LOOK A TRODGOR, A BLU SPY AND A PHONE IS RIGGNING
(max, heavy and strongbad look around)
strong bad: WHAAAAT?!
heavy: WHERE!
max: I GOT IT
(tycho left away with rabbids)
(heavy, max and strongbad looks back)
strongbad, heavy and max: HEY)
strong bad: aw crap they ran away and left there money
heavy: mabey....*snif*...mabey....
OTIS AS NARRITOR: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} MEANWHILE AT THE TYCHO'S HOUSE
tycho: AW CRAP RABBIDS NOW WHAT DID YOU DONE
rabbids: BHHHAAAAAAAAA-
(tycho kicks the rabbids)
annocer: THE WINNER IS HEAVY
Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:sonic 4?
Heavy:No that game are for BABY'S
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!!
?????: i hope you could say that again
Strong bad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT?!
Max: that voice sound like sonic
Tycho: place y bet ya
(tycho turns into A velociraptor!)
Strong bad: WOAH
Max: EEK
Heavy: TYCHO IS-
Raptor: It was I! A-
Sonic: velociraptor!
Raptor: SONIC?
Sonic: yes
Raptor: DIE *snarf*
(allways goes black)
SONIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(game over apperes)
___________________________________________-
yeah my bad about the copyright ways L:(L
Strong bad: YESS
tycho: CRAP
(rabbids apperes)
rabbids: BHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Max: hey what was that
rabbids: boh?
tycho: uh... that was your-
heavy: WHAT?
TYCHO: uh... LOOK A TRODGOR, A BLU SPY AND A PHONE IS RIGGNING
(max, heavy and strongbad look around)
strong bad: WHAAAAT?!
heavy: WHERE!
max: I GOT IT
(tycho left away with rabbids)
(heavy, max and strongbad looks back)
strongbad, heavy and max: HEY)
strong bad: aw crap they ran away and left there money
heavy: mabey....*snif*...mabey....
OTIS AS NARRITOR: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} MEANWHILE AT THE TYCHO'S HOUSE
tycho: AW CRAP RABBIDS NOW WHAT DID YOU DONE
rabbids: BHHHAAAAAAAAA-
(tycho kicks the rabbids)
And please quit it with the Mario, Sonic and Rabbids spam already. I'm fond of Mario myself, but I don't need him to appear in every game I play, and this isn't the place for it.
This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).
This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).
Well I do say old chap that you disgrace the good name of the queen at that statement I say.
This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).
You know this forum is open to us foreigners, right? And proficiency in English is all that's required by any of us to be able to understand and be understood by our fellow forumites. Anyway, if you're going to make that distinction, it's American English contra British English. Your comment looks very nationalistic, and not in the good way.
This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).
Erm...I'm American and have occasionally made references to Big Ben. I also happen to quite like fish and chips and am able to tell a waiter that I would like some. I also enjoy Cherrio's. I've never said "pip pip", but then again I doubt most British people have said that either, so I don't think it's much of a distinction.
This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).
It's still technically incorrect. And I do believe there is not much distinction between British English and American English. Good day, sir.
That was exactly my point. I was just listing random stuff people try to say when immitating a british accent. And i know the correct term is english not american. that whole post was a bunch of sarcasm. You people take stuff waaaaaay to seriously.
That was exactly my point. I was just listing random stuff people try to say when immitating a british accent. And i know the correct term is english not american. that whole post was a bunch of sarcasm. You people take stuff waaaaaay to seriously.
Sarcasm is not easily detected over the internet, you know.
Sarcasm is not easily detected over the internet, you know.
oh how can you honestly believe someone thinks the language is called american? its obviously ridiculous and i don't think even pepsi would call it that.
That was exactly my point. I was just listing random stuff people try to say when immitating a british accent. And i know the correct term is english not american. that whole post was a bunch of sarcasm. You people take stuff waaaaaay to seriously.
Everyone chill out, It seems the Brits hate being stereotyped (I'm British and I don't mind)
Americans seem to take steretyping quite well, If you were stereotyping one here, you'd probably say the same as koiboi59 except "we don't say things like "oh my god", "want a hamburger", "my car does 1 mile to the gallon"
Comments
Max: In my administration...bluffing is punishable by death.
Strong Bad: Whoa. SOMEONE wants to get rid of all their chi-oh wait, I have to call, don't I? Uhhhhh....
Heavy: If you are trying to outsmart me...you will pay.
(showing a bad hand)
Tycho: See, if we were playing Tenth Edition rules, this hand would have creamed you all.
Heavy: Stupid, stupid, STUPID!! Bad cards!
Strong Bad: Ahhhhh, take it.
Max: Go ahead. Say something smart about it. I dare you.
Max: There's an entire chapter where I'm on fire! And yes.
Tycho: ...Well played, you magnificent bastard.
Tycho (low on cash and either bluffing or actually holding a good hand): Erg... I'd totally bet that sweet watch I once had... but Gabe has it right now and it only transfers ownership via murder. ...Could you please excuse me for a moment?
Heavy: I AM TORN! IS CHEATING, BUT IS ALSO KILLING!
Max: But if he's not bluffing, it's also winning.
Heavy: LITTLE RABBIT IS GOOD AT SOLVING MORAL QUANDARY! STAY IN CHAIR, LITTLE SWEATER MAN!
Tycho: Oh, real cool, Max.
Max: Thank you.
Strong Bad:at least it isnt his mind reading cards
Tycho:Where does he keep the extra cards?
Max:Thats none of your damn buisness.
Heavy: I lose? Waaaaaah! Goodbye, Sasha...
Strong Bad: WHAT?!? That was luck! Rotten crappy luck! Sorry, the Cheat.
Max: You'll pay for this! Beating the president at poker ought to be illegal! Well, I better go tell Sam to get me that harpoon gun...
Tycho: I LOST?!? DAMNIT! *sigh* Oh well. Take good care of Div. I better get back to Seattle. Gabe's not supposed to be alone.
Heavy: Wat leetle bunneh?
Max: As president I promise to trade a huge ammount of "sandviches" in trade of that minigun.
Heavy: GOOD IDEA!
*I'll think up more soon.
As much as Heavy likes sandviches, I don't think he'd be entirely willing to give up Sasha.
(the words pop-up)
Jason Griffith/Roger Craig Smith
as
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Dennis Bateman
as
SPY
Matt Chapman
as
STRONGBAD
and
STRONGSAD
Dalton reed
as
HIMSELF
Gary Schwartz
as
THE HEAVY
William Kasten
as
MAX
Jerry Holkins
as
TYCHO
(the injoy appers)
Dalton: ok oh wait what did i got agian
strongbad: you also got strongbad
max: max
heavy: heavy's weapon guy
tycho: and tycho you kid
Dalton: so hey did you heard of sonic colors?
strongbad, heavy and max: NO!
tycho: i heard of it
strongbad: how did you know?
tycho: i also check the website at sega.com and-
Dalton: you also wacth sonic colors teaser trailer
the heavy: *ahem*
Dalton: oh yeah, on with the trailer
(the trailer apperes and the rattings E logo)
strongbad: WHATVRYWHAT
Dalton: EVRYONE
strongbad: whatever
(sega logo apperes)
max and tycho: SEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAH
Dalton: well unlease is a-
Heavy: PAUSE
(pause)
the heavy: who is Jean Paul Makhlouf?
tycho: he's a singer from the CA$H CA$H
max: whoa look he's naked
dalton: yeah i get it sega made sonic naked beacuse...
strongbad: beacuse what?
dalton: he's furry so as max
heavy: HA WHO'S A LITTLE FURRY MAN
strongbad: WOA WOA PAUSE HERE PLEASE
(pause)
strongbad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT
max: it looks like skun-ape's enemy's
dalton: that whips
tycho: What The Fu-- (beep) ck
heavy: i could get one of those
sonic: if you wanted to-
strongbad, heavy, tycho, max and dalton: OMG
sonic: what?
dalton: SONIC I AM YOUR BIGGIST FAN
max: so as mario
sonic: you mean that old man yeah we went to oplympics in 2 years and last vancover 2010
tycho: i never seen you there at real life
sonic: but i in the game
(heavy's point at sonic)
heavy: you
sonic: me?!
heavy: yes yo, you are SPY
(sonic turns into a blu spy)
spy: YESS but a cou-
(??? points at spy)
???: LAZER
(??? kill him)
spy: (scream) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
dalton: is tha-
real sonic: SONIC IS MY GAME, SPEED IS MY GAME
max: yup thats him allrigth
strongsad: ITS TRUE YOU KNOW, SO I TELL HIM TO SAY THAT-
strongbad: QUITE YOU
dalton: so we migth-
evrybody: REACH FOR THE STARS TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH.............. (lower voice) TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH
the trailer ends...
________________________________
i hope you could got my back
I have no words for.... that. Sonic, Jean Paul Makhlouf, or David Reed(whoever they are) will not be in Poker Night. The Spy, maybe in a cutscene or something, but don't count on it.
Strong Bad: (also to camera) Press a button or something, man, we're not getting any younger!
Tycho. (also to Camera) I know where you live, dude. I will come to your house and F*** YOU UP.
Heavy: (also to camera) PRESS BUTTON OR HEAVY WILL USE SASHA!
Max: Seriously?! We're in the middle of a game here!
Heavy: Leetle man don't make me use sasha!
Strong Bad: Fine! Jeez...
heacy: fine
max: whatever
tycho: *snickers*
strong bad: dear strong bad, how do u type with BOXING GLOVES ON!?!?!!?!?! FROM TYCHO!?!?!?!?!!?
tycho:*breaks out in laughter*
*strong bad reaches for sasha*
It should be like this: (edits!)
Strong Bad: Aw crap I forgot to check my e-mail before i left for this tournoment. You guys mind if I check it?
Max: Eh, whatever
Tycho: Sure. *Laughs*
Heavy: YAH.
*Strong Bad get his computer and drops it on the table.*
Strong Bad: Doodley dodly doo checkin' mah e-mail while playing poker....
Ah! Now lets see here....
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
from Tycho Somewhere USA.
*Strong Bad starts to answer in his noram e-mail answering fashion....
Well typo I can type with boxing gloves on because...
Waita minute... TYCHO?!?
Strong Bad: Oh you you're gonna get it now...
Tycho laughs uncontrobly.
Max: Here we go again.
Max: Dear Max. Where do you keep your gun. Sincerely, Tycho.
Tycho: (Laughs)
Max: Hey, Heavy. Mind if I use Sasha for a second?
Gabe: Okay, what are you doing?
Tycho: I'm writing an angry e-mail regarding a travesty I witnessed last Poker Night.
Gabe: An angry email. About poker. He's not gonna read it.
Tycho: Oh, he'll have to...he has no choice.
~scenechangescenechangescenechange~
SB: Checkin' my e-mail, like all the bad boys dooooo! "Dear Strong Bad, **** you! I saw you hiding cards in those ****ing gloves of yours last week! Be forewarned, I will have my revenge next week! Sincerely, Tee-cho Braaye?" Listen, TEE-cho, I understand that this e-mail is...kcchhh! Oh, no, my computer is crashing. What will I do. Looks like I'll just have to skip the sbemail this week...Da Cheat! We need to work on our game! Like...poker...game.
~and scene!~
Eh...not the best I've thought of...prolly better as a visual
esrb voice: rated T TO M
(telltale games logo appers)
narrator: well all of these other games blow your mind away, well you never seen this togetor
(the heavy, tycho, max, and strongbad are walking are the city)
(homestar appers)
homestar: hi strongbad
strongbad: go away you moron
homestar: ok but you know that a porker-
tycho: whoa whoa wait a minute you say theres a porker night is tomoro night?
homestar: yeah well long time ago
(flash back at the marzapan's house)
(homestar poper pops-up)
homestar poper: i was in house reading the newspaper
homestar poper: and then is their a porker nigth game thingy
(back the the present of the future and the stop noise)
max: WHOA WHOA ARE YOU SERISLY
homestar: yeah so
tycho: where at?
homestar: at that telltale ware house
strongbad: ok lets do it
the heavy: COUNT ME IN
(back to the narrator)
narrator: this fall, these together is gotta get, THE TELLTALE ALL-STAR
(at the gameplays)
(back to narrator)
narrator: these will blow your mind only six episode
(from the creators of SCG4AP, TEAM FORTRESS 2)
(and the awards winnings TEXAS HOLD' EM)
Narrator: be there at the TELLTALE ALL-STAR
(TELLTALE ALL-STAR appers)
(fall 2010 appers)
(www.telltalegames.com appers)
tycho: wait a minute, what the **** is that yellow thing?
the cheat: *the cheat noises, some bleeped out*
strong bad: the cheat, quit talkin like a sailor.
max: thats more then enough proof for me to see cheating. *takes out luger*
heavy: *raises sasha*
tycho: *turns fruit ****er on*
strong bad: uh oh, things are about to get a whole lot more unfortunate, the cheat! Frappe now!
the cheat: *affirmitive the cheat noises and presses button on the blender*
*both are gone*
heavy: huh
max: what the hell?
tycho: damn it! oh wait, the moron left his money on the table.
*meanwhile at the house of the brothers strong*
strong bad: AW CRAPSICLES!!!!! *kicks the cheat into strong sad with the chicken pox*
Max: Wait, what?
Strong Bad: Aw man! I woulda creamed you guys.
Tycho: I took a ninjitsu class for THIS?
Heavy: HEAVY IS NOT PLEASED!
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:Team fortress 2?
Heavy:No that game STUPID
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: DORA!!!!
i got a better way
annocer: THE WINNER IS HEAVY
Tycho: wow the heavy won
Max: Damn
Strong Bad:Hey I let him win
Tycho:well here is your prize, our money combined is $20
Heavy:Yes now I can buy my favorite video game
Strong Bad:sonic 4?
Heavy:No that game are for BABY'S
Max:then what are you getting
Heavy: SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!!
?????: i hope you could say that again
Strong bad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT?!
Max: that voice sound like sonic
Tycho: place y bet ya
(tycho turns into A velociraptor!)
Strong bad: WOAH
Max: EEK
Heavy: TYCHO IS-
Raptor: It was I! A-
Sonic: velociraptor!
Raptor: SONIC?
Sonic: yes
Raptor: DIE *snarf*
(allways goes black)
SONIC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(game over apperes)
___________________________________________-
yeah my bad about the copyright ways L:(L
tycho: CRAP
(rabbids apperes)
rabbids: BHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Max: hey what was that
rabbids: boh?
tycho: uh... that was your-
heavy: WHAT?
TYCHO: uh... LOOK A TRODGOR, A BLU SPY AND A PHONE IS RIGGNING
(max, heavy and strongbad look around)
strong bad: WHAAAAT?!
heavy: WHERE!
max: I GOT IT
(tycho left away with rabbids)
(heavy, max and strongbad looks back)
strongbad, heavy and max: HEY)
strong bad: aw crap they ran away and left there money
heavy: mabey....*snif*...mabey....
OTIS AS NARRITOR: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} MEANWHILE AT THE TYCHO'S HOUSE
tycho: AW CRAP RABBIDS NOW WHAT DID YOU DONE
rabbids: BHHHAAAAAAAAA-
(tycho kicks the rabbids)
*facepalm*
The language is called ENGLISH
This is america, not england. we don't go "pip pip" "cheerio" "big ben" "fish and chips". WE SPEAK AMERICAN (i hope you understand that i put down american instead of english on purpose).
Well I do say old chap that you disgrace the good name of the queen at that statement I say.
You know this forum is open to us foreigners, right? And proficiency in English is all that's required by any of us to be able to understand and be understood by our fellow forumites. Anyway, if you're going to make that distinction, it's American English contra British English. Your comment looks very nationalistic, and not in the good way.
Erm...I'm American and have occasionally made references to Big Ben. I also happen to quite like fish and chips and am able to tell a waiter that I would like some. I also enjoy Cherrio's. I've never said "pip pip", but then again I doubt most British people have said that either, so I don't think it's much of a distinction.
It's still technically incorrect. And I do believe there is not much distinction between British English and American English. Good day, sir.
That was exactly my point. I was just listing random stuff people try to say when immitating a british accent. And i know the correct term is english not american. that whole post was a bunch of sarcasm. You people take stuff waaaaaay to seriously.
Sarcasm is not easily detected over the internet, you know.
oh how can you honestly believe someone thinks the language is called american? its obviously ridiculous and i don't think even pepsi would call it that.
Well, I was being facetious.
Americans seem to take steretyping quite well, If you were stereotyping one here, you'd probably say the same as koiboi59 except "we don't say things like "oh my god", "want a hamburger", "my car does 1 mile to the gallon"
It's all in jest, chill out